Sex and the Cidiots

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3.3 Attack of the Five Foot Ten Woman AKA Spa Blowies Aug 16, 2019

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Carrie runs into Big's new wife, who makes her feel so inferior she buys new shoes to impress her at lunch. Classic move! Samantha takes the gals to the spa, grabs some junk and gets in trouble, while Charlotte reveals she's #TeamNeverNude. Miranda's housekeeper tries to sex-shame her, but NO ONE sex shames Miranda! You already KNOW!

We also talk about the New York Times Wedding Announcements, and the boys take a guess at Big's actual name. Also, another reason to hate Tom Brady.

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

3.2 Politically Erect AKA Sterling's Golden Shower Aug 09, 2019

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Oh boy, in this episode, Carrie gets a p. bad sex request (unless you're into it!), Samantha dates a tiny man with BDE, Charlotte wants to bone Dan Quayle, and sets up a "used date" party, where people bring someone they DON'T want to date. Miranda & Steve talk about going "exclusive."

Do women like being picked up? What's the weirdest thing you've been asked to do, sex-wise?

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

3.1 Where There's Smoke AKA Sexy Jobs Aug 02, 2019

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Season 3 premiere, and it's on FIRE! But then it's quickly put out because there are a bunch of firefighters in this episode. Carrie judges, Samantha f's one, and another great guest star (John Slattery) shows up to date Carrie. Big question: "Do women just want to be rescued?" and Charlotte says: "I've been dating since I was 15, I'm exhausted, where is he?!" Charlotte's guy punches everybody and Miranda gets eye surgery.

Slattery plays a man running for comptroller, and Jon & Kevin figure out what the hell that actually is. Ladies, do you dance with your purse? And Jon finds his favorite character yet: JJ!

Also, inspired by the firemen: we talk about the sexiest jobs!

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

2.18 Ex and the City AKA Horsegasms Jul 26, 2019

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Season 2 finale! Mr. Big is engaged to a young woman named Natasha, Miranda & Steve get back together, Samantha deals with Kevin's REAL LIFE FRIEND Mr. Too Big, John Enos! And Charlotte...is in love with a horse? Man, that was weird. And we get the scene about "The Way We Were."

Can you be friends with an ex?! Can Jon and Kevin? Have you ever made a "scene" at a restaurant? How big of a D is too big? Jon drops an all-time reference, when he says "are we gonna have a Catherine the Great situation?"

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

2.17 20-something Girls vs. 30-something Women AKA Hamptons Crabbing Jul 19, 2019

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The gals go to the Hamptons, find out Big is dating a new gal, and one of 'em gets crabs (not from the sea). There's a 25-year-old virgin who loves Carrie's column, and some B-word who disrespects Samantha gets what's coming to her. Also Miranda, uh, goes shopping? Great work.

Kevin talks about how he got Liza Minelli's phone number, and we bemoan the spoilers in the OPENING FRIGGIN' CREDITS. And are you better on paper or in bed? Honestly we were too drunk when we recorded this and it was 4 a.m. so maybe play it at 1.5xSpeed to get us to sound like normal humans.

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

2.16 Was It Good For You? AKA What's Your Sex Grade Jul 12, 2019

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Was it good for you? We say, it was "fine." Carrie dates an alcoholic / is a human relapse, but his hilarious first sober sex is all worth it. Charlotte puts a man to bed, Samantha has a couple of gay friends who want to try out straight sex. If you thought Miranda was the boring one, guess what? In this one, she gets new sheets. And, uh, that's it. How do you know if you're good in bed? Are we being graded? And Jon & Kevin grade themselves.

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2.15 Shortcomings AKA Quickdraw and the Sexy Bro Jul 05, 2019

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Jon has three options for what this episode title means - 1 right, 1 almost, and 1 super wrong. Carrie dates Justin Theroux for the SECOND time in this series and now he has a problem with sexual "timing." Miranda dates a divorced dad and his sh*tty kid, and Charlotte's divorced brother shows up, and Samantha gives him a BIG welcome.

If you're not clicking sexually, can you still make it work? When it comes to the person you're dating, how much does family matter? What if your sibling bones your friend?

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

2.14 The F*ck Buddy AKA Sex Buddy AKA Coitus Friends AKA The Make Love Pals Jun 28, 2019

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Carrie has an "F" buddy, or an "S" buddy, depending on what channel you're watching this on. Samantha has fun with a noisy sex couple next door, Charlotte double books dates on a night, and Miranda dates a total f'ing loser who is of course named "Kevin." The gals (and our guys) talk about their dating patterns, and we get the return...of Skippy.

Oh and ya Cidiots went corporate -- we have our first sponsor, Dirty Fun Box.

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

2.13 The Games People Play AKA Bon Jovi Has The Poof Jun 21, 2019

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Shot through the heart, and WE are to blame, because Bon freaking Jovi is in this episode. In "The Games People Play," Carrie "has the poof," whatever the F that means. She's talking to her friends about Big nonstop, and ends up going to therapy and having an important revelation: "I pick the wrong men." Oh and they play games, like Twister. Miranda has a flashing party with a neighbor. Samantha dates a "sports guy" and becomes the biggest Knicks fan on Earth. Oh and Charlotte does nothing.

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

2.12 La Douleur Equise! AKA The Flying Cheeseburger Jun 14, 2019

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"The Exquisite Pain" is the translation of this French-titled episode, but we define it as THE Carrie / Big Episode. Big goes to France for work (whatever that is) doesn't involve Carrie in the decision, and gets a burger thrown at his head.

The other storylines: there's a "foot guy" who offers Charlotte shoes for perving on her feet, and Miranda's new guy gets turned on by having sex in public. Samantha doesn't really do anything here, but Rick 9-plus DOES.

Jon gives us an EXTENDED rundown of the menu of an S&M themed restaurant featured in the episode, and Kevin explains why he is strongly PRO-drunk dial.

Fun guest stars! Will Arnett and James Urbaniak.

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