Sex and the Cidiots

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1.03 Bay of Married Pigs AKA Pepper Dick Jan 11, 2019

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The singleds have a war against the marrieds! Wait, Jon and Kevin are marrieds - are they at war? WHO KNOWS?!

Carrie goes to the Hamptons and gets a sneak peak of a ding dong, gets her eggs creeped on, Miranda fakes gay, and, this is gonna blow your mind: Samantha f*cks! Are you worried about subtlety? Well guess what, the guy who whips the D around is named "Peter," so don't worry about that.

Also, how can you tell when a guy is attractive? Complicating factor: remember, it's the late '90s. Makes it trickier, right?

"Bay of Married Pigs" is the title of the episode, although it might as well be called "Pepper Dick," and we'll tell ya why. Also, we'll give you the greatest series of hashtags ever given on a podcast right at the very end.

Some acquaintances ask Carrie for her eggs: what's the craziest thing someone has asked you for? We give our answers, but email us your answers at sexandthecidiots@gmail.com!

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1.02 Models and Mortals AKA Giraffes with Boobs Jan 11, 2019

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"Who would you f*ck...if they were YOUNG NOW?" That's a real question from a dinner party in this bananas episode, and we answer it.

More questions: could YOU pleasure a woman as well as JFK? Are high-powered people actually *good* at sex? Are we missing something? What the F*CK is a "modelizer"?! Look, the Cidiots are here to answer the important questions.

The episode is titled "Models & Mortals," and it's a lot about models, and how they make women strive for unreachable physical goals, and how these are goals that are difficult for these straight dude Cidiots to understand.

Some sneaky sex filming in this one, too, if you like problematic stuff! And Mr. Big is back again, already.

This is a really fun one. Man, we're having fun doing this podcast! Follow us, and email us! What president would YOU fuck?! Email us at sexandthecidiots@gmail.com.

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1.01 Pilot, AKA Two Downtowns for the Fellas Jan 11, 2019

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Your Cidiots have broken the seal...and the 4th wall! Kevin & Jon review the pilot episode of Sex and the City, which had a LOT of SJP talking directly to the camera.

We talk about the first opening credits, which only features ONE of our four ladies - the one who calls herself a "Sexual anthropologist" - and doesn't really feel like a full ensemble yet. How does the NYC of 1998 compare to our experience of NYC 2018? And, spoiler, they call Mr. Big "The Next Donald Trump." Oof.

Oh, and cunnilingus etiquette.

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0.00 Sex And The Cidiots - An Introduction Jan 10, 2019

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It's Sex And The Cidiots! Comedian Kevin McCaffrey and comedy writer Jon Daly are two men, married to ladies, and they have never seen "Sex And The City" before. Now, they're watching the whole series together from the beginning. They'll recap, and spin off into talking about all the relationship issues that each episode explores.

This "prologue" episode finds Kevin's wife, Jaimie, quizzing Kevin and Jon to see just how much they DON'T know about the show. Turns out, it's a lot!

Podcast theme by the lovely and talented Mike Hadge (HadgeTunes on YouTube).

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