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Below Deck Med: Heading for the Lexit Jul 27, 2021

Below Deck Med kicks into high gear when Chef Mat starts punching cameras and Lexi lets Malia and her fake accent have a piece of her very well educated mind. This week's bonus episode is a recap of Netflix' My Unorthodox Life. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shahs of Sunset: Ahloo and Girl Bye Jul 27, 2021

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Destiney reveals that she says "Ahloo" twenty times an episode because she's shoehorning it into a new brand name and GG forgives yet another person for doing nothing to her. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOP: When Zen, Zen Wen? Jul 26, 2021

The Real Housewives of Potomac pamper pregnant Ashley at a spa, but will Zen Wen tick tock them into a state of misery before the massages are done? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Qualm Springs Jul 22, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Palm Springs, where Kyle Richards pretends she's famous for lasagna and Erika starts spinning new stories that are starting to show cracks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHONY: Ghost Hissperer Jul 21, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Salem. Sonja attacks a fire distinguisher, Bershan asks the group for forgiveness, and Luann rewrites history of her arrest. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckMed: Little Fires Everywhere Jul 20, 2021

Matt lights the galley on fire on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, but the person who's truly lit is Roy Orbison Jr., who makes a drunken fool of himself over the course of the episode. Meanwhile, Mzi manages to snog Courtney — a carefree moment of joy before he must face his greatest fear: THE HEAVING LIIIIIINNNNNNE!

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Shahs: Master Earpiece Theater Jul 20, 2021

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Nema goes on a date with London in his ear, and Mike pledges to be less aggressive to Paulina. So in other words, the usual disastrous mix.

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RHOP: Too Hot To Candle Jul 19, 2021

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, we finally get clarification on Karen's "sing sing" comment, and Wendy reveals her new passion: candles! Plus the new girl miiiight be a former stripper, which we like.

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RHOBH: The Mascara'd Singer Jul 15, 2021

Everything is happening on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Door-gate rages on, half the cast has COVID, and now Erika is so poor she must resort to non-waterproof mascara. The horrors! What do you think about this madness?

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RHONY: Send in the Clowns Jul 14, 2021

The Salem trip on Real Housewives of New York heats up when Bershan calls the women boring grandmas and later refers to Sonja as a clown. After that, it's 30 minutes of old school RHONY chaos where nothing makes sense, but everything is wonderful.

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Below Deck Med: Line in the Dirt Jul 13, 2021

A couple that probably shouldn't wed does anyway on Below Deck Med, and a stew starts a war with the chef when she stands in his pile of dirt. This week's bonus episode is the second part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shahs: It's a Spoof Turkey! Jul 13, 2021

It's a very special Friendsgiving on Shahs of Sunset wherein Mike tries to prove that he doesn't control Paulina by calling her up and demanding that she declare how much he doesn't control her. Plus, Reza wears a poncho and Nema reveals he has a STAGGERING amount of drama with GG.

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RHOP: Fire in the Hole! Jul 12, 2021

The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with a new woman married to a super old dude, new boobs for Wendy, and the same squabbling between Giz and Karen. This week's bonus episode is the second part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Family Karma: WAPsgiving Jul 09, 2021

Family Karma celebrates Friendsgiving, and Brian starts to buckle under Doctor Monica's marriage desires. This week's bonus episode is the first part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Peep Show Jul 08, 2021

RHOA gave us Bolo, and this week The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave us bolognese. It's the clash we've been waiting all season for (sort of?): Sutton dissing Crystal's leather pants. Meanwhile, Dorit has a new design endeavor, and Erika has survived another day in her $1.5 million cardboard box.

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RHONY: Race on Witch Mountain Jul 08, 2021

***Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo***The Real Housewives of New York go to Salem to channel their witchy energy, but a fight breaks out when Ramona gets sick of talking about race. Who will be burned at the stake? This week's bonus episode is the first part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckMed: Weak at the Knees Jul 06, 2021

Disaster is narrowly averted on Below Deck Mediterranean when Matt returns from a case of debilitating knee soreness. But there's still trouble on the horizon when the engaged couple looks like they're about to call their wedding off. So much drama. Don't they realize this is a mmmmegayacht? Like, it's a MMMEGAYACHT.

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FamilyKarma: Nani Disclosure Agreement Jul 05, 2021

We were totally blown away by the latest Family Karma, which featured the complicated process of Amrit coming out to his grandmother. The whole thing was beautiful, emotional, and heartbreaking. Plus, Anisha's grandpa loves Wendy's.

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Top Chef: Did You MEAN To Win Top Chef? Jul 02, 2021

Top Chef abandons its cozy confines on THE COAAASST and heads into Oregon wine country for the big finale episode. Who will win? How much will Richard Blais annoy us? And will there be mole? All these pressing questions are answered in our recap!

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RHOBH: Violate Femmes Jul 01, 2021

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally addresses the scandal on everyone's minds. No, not the murky details of Erika Jayne's divorce. We're talking about Sutton leaving a coat in Crystal's room!!! Was Crystal violated? Will Sutton's oversized bow get angry? Will this pressing issue ever be put to bed?

Join us for this urgent recap. Hopefully this storyline won't keep you up at night for hours the way it did for us.

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RHONY: Take the A (hole) Train Jun 30, 2021

The Real Housewives of New York head to Harlem, NY where they learn a bit more about the Black experience. Unfortunately, not everyone (read: Ramona) wants to be educated. Are we really surprised? Also, we finally meet Bershan!

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Below Deck Med: From Duska Til Dawn Jun 29, 2021

Below Deck Med is back, and it's karmic justice time when Sandy's first charter is ruined by her new chef. Will she recover? Will the crew be able to whip together a chefless meal? And will we get to hear from Norma? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shahs of Sunset: Too Late to Shapologize Jun 29, 2021

Shahs of Sunset splits the men and women up for theme bonding nights this week, but Reza is stuck at home with Adam pretending he likes his quicheless quiche. Also, Mike apologizes to Destiney, but will it be Enough? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Family Karma: Sorry Screams to Be the Bloodiest Word Jun 28, 2021

Family Karma has a Halloween party with no ice, but will Monica make up for it for her chilly resistance to a halfhearted apology? Will Vishal jump off a roof? And how bout that Q4? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Top Chef: Don't Fire Your Clam Squad Jun 25, 2021

Part One of the two part Top Chef Portland season finale finds the last three chefs busting open their shells. Who will get crabby and who will clam up? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Dumplings and Desertion Jun 24, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika spins her tale of woe on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and no one dares ask her any questions. They don't need to, cuz there are DUMPLIIIINGS! This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Sailing: And the (Dead)beat Goes On Jun 23, 2021

Below Deck Sailing Yacht's second reunion episode puts Bravo's new deadbeat dad on the stand to rub his scalp, sigh, and fail miserably at looking like the good guy in this situation. This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckSailing: I Pita The Fool Jun 23, 2021

On part one of the Below Deck: Sailing Yacht reunion, the cast rehashes all the important issues: pitas, broken transoms, and of course, Alli being the only one on the boat with morals. Plus, Sydney wears a ballgown, and Daisy gets drunk. Cheers!

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Shahs: Trick or Treat (Paulina Badly) Jun 22, 2021

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike loses his mind at Destiney's Halloween party, and we're left wondering how much control PAULINA has in their relationship. Also, Reza still hasn't met BABY SHAAAAAMS!

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FamilyKarma: Excusez Moi! Jun 21, 2021

This week on Family Karma, Vishal finally comes face to face with his mortal enemy: his fiancé Richa. Oh, and Lopa too! Plus Anisha goes on a date, and Monica holds a celebration by the beach.

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RHOBH: Connecting the Dots Jun 17, 2021

It's a double feature today! First we take on The Housewife and the Hustler, a half-baked ABC News Doc on Hulu about Erika Jayne's divorce and scandal. Then we move onto the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where the women play dumb about the Erika news. It's a polka dot explosion of content!

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RHONY: Sit Down, You're Rockin' The Vote Jun 16, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies put on a low-rent pageant, and then later Eboni throws an Election Night 2020 party, leading Sonja to rant about Ramona's performative allyship. Also, we discuss the latest casting updates coming from The Real Housewives of Orange County.

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Below Deck Sailing: Go Service Yourself Jun 16, 2021

Below Deck Sailing Yacht ends its second season with a couple fight, a twenty four hour charter with motor yachties, and Sydney topless again in the hot tub. This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shahs of Sunset: The Lyin' Kings Jun 15, 2021

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Golnessa throws a really cringe African themed sip' n see (but don't call it that) for her baby, where Vida proceeds to ass shame Destiney before Mike and Reza start screaming at each other over who's the biggest liar (hint: both of you). This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Family Karma: The Great Auntie Walk-Off Jun 14, 2021

Family Karma gives the Aunties some time this week at a Happy Hour that threatens to tear them apart when the conversation turns to their children. Dun dun duunnnnnnnn!! This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Rolling (My Face) On the River Jun 10, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the last day of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe vacation, otherwise known as the last time Erika Jayne is known as anything other than the lady whose husband stole from orphans and widows so she could make music videos rolling around in cash. Sutton and Crystal have another dustup and Rinna tries to make herself the victim of last year's gang up by comparing Denise to a rapist Harry once knew. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHONY: Voter Frights Jun 09, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in the Hamptons this week, and Luann has some trouble getting her foot out of her mouth. Luckily, Leah is there to throw a fit about holla-splaining while Eboni and Sonja form the bond we all needed. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckSailing: Hot Tub Slime Machine Jun 09, 2021

This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Gary winds up in the hot tub with topless Sydney, and Alli is furious... even though she broke things off with him... although, she was doing that to respect Sydney... who seems happy to flirt in front of Alli... even though Gary isn't interested in her... but he's willing to sleep with her to get Alli's attention...

Just the usual messiness on the high seas!

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Shahs: Burden of Spoof (texts) Jun 08, 2021

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike deflects from his infidelity by accusing Reza and GG of creating "spoof texts" in the pursuit of sabotaging his very special love with Paulina (which was previously sabotaged by Mike's own real texts, but that's neither here nor there). It's all the usual messiness, and we love it.

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TopChef: The Soy Is Mine Jun 07, 2021

On the latest Top Chef, the cheftestants must battle to the death over tofu! Well, it's not really a battle to the death, but blood is drawn. Plus, there's a Quickfire challenge from our DEAR FRIENDS AT CHIPOTLE.

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FamilyKarma: Birthday Bash (your face in) Jun 04, 2021

You guys!! Family Karma is back, and we just love it! The most polite cast to ever appear on reality TV has really let its second season bitch flower bloom: look, there's Brian and Amrit enjoying starfruit! And there's Anisha saying goodbye in a sort of cold way! And is that a pasta station we see?To be fair, Vishal DOES threaten to bash the new guy's face into the ground, but even that's pretty tame by Bravo standards. Love this show and so glad it's back!!

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RHOBH: Shaken, Not Stirred Jun 03, 2021

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe trip continues to crumble for Sutton. First she tries to defend her whole "color blind" thing to mediocre effect. And then she finds herself on the outside of — but not the butt of — a set of pranks at dinner. It's all a hilarious showcase of her neuroses. Plus, Kathy Hilton continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. Why did Bravo keep her from us all these years?

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RHONY: Nude, Lewd, and Rude Jun 02, 2021

This week's Real Housewives of New York is a disaster filled with curry, nude models, and an uncomfortable clash about education and class. It's hilarious, horrifying, and pretty much everything we've come to expect from these women.

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Shahs of Sunset: Confessions of a Shah-ngerous Mind Jun 01, 2021

Mike comes clean about being dirty on this week's Shahs of Sunset. Will Paulina make him pay or get Welcome tattooed on her doormat ass? This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Brian Moylan and The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives May 31, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Author and Real Housewives Historian Dame Brian Moylan joins us for a chat about his new book The Housewives: The Real Story Behind The Real Housewives. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHONJ: The Final AnaloTre May 28, 2021

Tre still can't understand what the word analogy means in the final reunion of this season's Real Housewives of New Jersey, so Jen covers for her by victim blaming Marge and screeching about evidence of betrayal that never surfaces. Also, we get to see Luis again and wonder where he's keeping the princess. This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Two Truths and a Tahoe May 27, 2021

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Lake Tahoe where Erika refuses to open up (again), Sutton begs to get dragged, and Kyle burns salmon. Will Kathy figure out how to plug in a fan? This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHONY: Tawdry Hepburn May 26, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Ramona invites Heather Thomson into the lion's den for a Breakfast at Tiffany's-themed dinner party. How does it go? Well, there's curry.

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BelowDeckSailing: Better Chafe Than Sorry May 25, 2021

This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Jean-Luc receives some very good news, and the charter guests continue to fight. Plus, there's a rosé shortage. Sort of. Not really. A little bit? But it's fine. But not.

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#1500 Shahs: Facepalm Springs May 24, 2021

We're celebrating our **1500th** episode by recapping Shahs of Sunset, and while our podcast pales next to a THIRTY YEAR FRIENDSHIP, in many ways, it feels like that's how long we've been doing this. And we still love it! Thanks to everyone who has supported the show — whether it was from episode one or starting today. We love you as much as Mike loves telling lies!

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Top Chef: Dread Table Talk May 24, 2021

It's the most exciting episode of every Top Chef season: Restaurant Wars! Because of the pandemmy, the show had to change things up this year by providing a chef's table experience. One team sets a high watermark for future seasons. The other... well... Come listen to our super-sized recap!

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RHONJ: Sloppy, Joe May 20, 2021

On part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, Marge and Jennifer tussle over who's sloppier, but first Joe Gorga graces the stage with his presence.

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RHOBH: I Nose What You Did Last Season May 20, 2021

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and there's so much to talk about: Crytal, Kathy, goldfish, Halloween injuries. We don't know where to start! Come join us!

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RHONY: All's Well That Ends Wells Fargo May 19, 2021

After two weeks of being on their best behavior, The Real Housewives of New York finally let their inner maniacs out with petty bickering and another classic Sonja Morgan drunken meltdown. This was the messy disaster we've been waiting for.This episode is available on Crappens on Demand. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51459797

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Bonus: Our Morbid (Podcast) Fascination With Kim Richards May 18, 2021

Alaina and Ash from Morbid Podcast join us for this very special episode about the murder of Kim Richards' ex husband. We love listening to these two and are so psyched to have them on. Subscribe to them wherever you listen and follow them on Twitter and Insta at @alainatothemax @ashkell83 This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Sailing: Storm on the High STDs May 18, 2021

After crashing twice, Below Deck Sailing Yacht welcomes the Rose mother daughter team and a very shrilly group of their friends. Don't stereotype them, though. They're totes Tatas for Trump. Oh, yeah. And JL has a sore peen. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shahs of Sunset: Life Hack May 17, 2021

Shahs of Sunset is back, and Mike is up to his old slutty ways. Will Paulina get rid of him for good, or will she believe his hacking story? And why is Reza dressed like a ten year old girl in tap class? This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHONJ: The Little Merman May 13, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Marge throws Joe a Halloween themed birthday party for Real Housewives of New Jersey's season finale and Joe Gorga beats his merchest about not being a merchauvinist. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOD: Burden of Goof May 12, 2021

Kameron finishes off the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion with more receipts that show nothing, Tiffany gets a bloody knows, and it's still basically all Leeanne's fault. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHONY: Burning in Help May 12, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* We start with a discussion of the Porsha dramz from Real Housewives of Atlanta, so if you want to start with RHONY, skip to about the 28 minute mark! Ramona creates a Burning Man party for Leah and the girls in Southampton and Sonja does enough reiki to think is the one who left her husband. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckSailing: What's Up, Dock? May 11, 2021

It's the episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht we've been all waiting for: a dock crumbles! But wait, there's more! Alli and Gary continue to torture Sydney, who continues to be passive aggressive — so we all win. Plus, we're severely disappointed in fenders, and Daisy debuts a traumatic top hat flashback. This episode has it all!

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RHOA: Hitting Bolo The Belt May 10, 2021

We've reached the end of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it does not disappoint. The hour starts with an extensive discussion of Bolo and his aftermath, followed by a hilariously silly segment about Prophet Lott. Let's all say a prayer that we can get through this episode together, shall we?

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SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Fourth Wall May 07, 2021

The triumphant and messy second installment of the Summer House reunion is fantastic, if lacking some important questions and topics. So sad to see this epic season end.Be sure to check this episode out with Crappens on Demand. This was you can watch us podcast, not just listen: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50984236

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RHONY: In-Townouse Counsel May 07, 2021

The Real Housewives of New York are back, and while Dorinda may be gone (sad), we now have Eboni (yay!). We recap the premiere episode LIIIIIVE at our virtual show, but first we start by talking about The Big Shot with Bethenny. Plus, we announce the results of our Most Underrated RHONY cast member countdown.

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RHONJ: An Apple A Day Keeps Dolores Away May 06, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the women go apple picking. Dolores has a few things on her mind, and she's not afraid to say them.

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RHOD: One Foot Forward, Two Chicken Feet Back May 05, 2021

On part one of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, Kary drops the not-so-shocking news that her marriage is donezo. Then Kameron does what she does best: incessantly badgers a perceived foe, and this time she includes a patina of ignorance.

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Below Deck Sailing: Murder Sistery May 04, 2021

Below Deck Sailing Yacht puts the least effort into a Bravo mystery murder party than we've ever seen, and Alli yells at Sydney about what a good friend she's being by making out with Gary. This week's Real Housewives of Atlanta recap is on our bonus feed! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Top Chef: Like Shooting Dish in a Meryl May 03, 2021

Padma gets her big chance to prove her acting chops at a Drive In Movie Challenge on Top Chef: Portland. Does have what it takes for Glitter 2 to get greenlit? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Summer House: Toxic Hannahlinity Apr 30, 2021

Time for the first part of Summer House's reunion! Hannah is on the hot seat, Page has a giant bow on her dress, and Lindsay is as activated as she can possibly get. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is our Below Deck Sailing recap. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHONJ: Attack of The Gorganderthal Apr 29, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Dolores lets that bonehead Joe Gorga have it on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and news of Teresa's mystery man spreads. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOD: Vandal in the Wind Apr 28, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Real Housewives ends its season by vandalizing a Texas landmark and Brandi does us all a favor and throws herself down the stairs. This week's bonus is Below Deck Sailing Yacht. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOA: I Know This Much Is Drew Apr 27, 2021

On part one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Drew tries desperately to come for Kenya and fails miserably. Later, she and Ralph dodge questions about Tampa and their marriage, and then the whole hour culminates with someone aggressing LaToya with Vitamin C. Scandal!

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Top Chef: Fruit of the Doom Apr 26, 2021

This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must whip up a cherished memory via Campbell's soup and then head to Oregon's "fruit loop" to cook a savory but fruity meal. In the end, Amar licks his plate, Richard Blais makes annoying observations, and Sara uses yogurt.

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SummerHouse: Joined in Faux-ly Matrimony Apr 23, 2021

We're so sad that it's the season finale of Summer House. Goodbye Luke chopping wood; goodbye Danielle doing zoom calls; goodbye Stravy at his little desk; goodbye Ciara's bedroom laundry Jenga; goodbye Carl's growth (he's grown a lot, by the way); goodbye Paige's decaying relationship; goodbye Hannah's epic villain turn; and goodbye Lindsay making tacos. But here's one thing we'll never say goodbye to: Kyle and Amanda's wedding, a storyline which, after three seasons, apparently will never leave us. See you next Summer!

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RHONJ: We Got The Yacht! Apr 22, 2021

The Real Housewives of New Jersey goes on a yacht trip to preview Marge's new book, and then afterwards, Jennifer hosts an emotional Turkish Tea Party for the moms. Also, Olivia is our hero.

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RHOD: Southfork in the Road Apr 21, 2021

On this week's penultimate episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the ladies head to Southfork Ranch to relive the '80s and Dallas — in other words, it's Tuesday. But before the Ewingfest can get underway, D'Andra finally meets with her estranged family, which is important mainly because it allows us to hear another iconic Mama Dee monologue.

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1473 Below Deck Sailing: Let Them Beat Cake Apr 20, 2021

Below Deck Sailing Yacht gives the crew a day off, but smoker alliances threaten to rip apart all they hold dear. Will JL sleep through it? Will Gary give a creepy hug? And what did the cake do to get treated with such disrespect? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Top Chef: Too Not Hot to Handle Apr 19, 2021

Top Chef shows us many layers this week with their Talenti challenge, and then the chefs attempt dishes inspired by the motherland. Who will win, and who will be fufugazi'd? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Derbies and Des-tiny Apr 16, 2021

It's Derby Day on Summer House, and Hannah gets defensive when she finds out no one likes her boyfriend. Not to be left out of the bad decisions competition, Lindsay announces that she's done with condoms. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHONJ: Psychic Frienemies Network Apr 15, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of New Jersey go to a psychic this week and Melissa finds out from everyone's dead grandparents that her husband leaves lots of cracked foundations in his wake. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOD: A Jokelahoma Too Far Apr 14, 2021

The Real Housewives of Dallas finish off their Oklahoma trip with some Redneck Olympics and really bad pranks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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BelowDeckSailing: Cling and Present Danger Apr 13, 2021

The strange love triangle between Gary, Sydney, and Alli continues on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and there's no sign that anyone is going to get the boinking that they so desperately want. Somehow Danni and JL seem to be the strongest couple on board. Meanwhile, Natasha and Daisy continue to clash, and some jerks from New York make life annoying for the entire crew.

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Bonus 340: RHOBH Trailer Breakdown! Apr 13, 2021

We are breaking down the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer, and since this is such a momentous occasion, we're making this available to everyone!

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TopChef: It Takes Brew To Make a Thing Go Right Apr 12, 2021

This week on Top Chef, Richard Blais tortures the contestants — and the audience — with an annoying diner order. Then the chefs must concoct dishes that use some of Portland's most famous brews. Will there be yogurt? Will there be dry pasta? Will there be cold compressed watermelon? You bet!

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Summer House: Des-ecrated Apr 09, 2021

At long last Des makes his debut on Summer House, and the whole thing is super romantic. Just kidding - it's gross! The episode is one cringey moment after the next, and we can only imagine how much worse it's going to get next week. God, we love this show.

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RHONJ: Attention Deficit Dis-Gorga Apr 08, 2021

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we bid a tearful goodbye to Nono, but not before witnessing a perfectly petty fight wherein Joe Gorga projects his masculinity insecurities onto Melissa. Will she ever dare to walk to a van without him again? Only time will tell.

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RHOD: Bigfoot in Bigmouth Apr 07, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of Dallas go to a cabin in Oklahoma so Kary can prove she's the most classless no matter the location. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Below Deck Sailing: Barrie'd With Children Apr 06, 2021

Barrie ends his charter by proposing to his daughter's ex boyfriend on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Gary tries to get a throuple on. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOA & Married2Med: You've Upset Big Freedia Apr 05, 2021

Marlo has a temper tantrum at a drag queen cooking class on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Michael heads off to college on Married to Medicine. Will anyone's eyelashes stay glued on? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Top Chef: Portland Gail Blazers Apr 02, 2021

Top Chef returns, and this time we're in Portland! Gail still has a pattern addiction, Padma is as Padma ever, and Tom is still super disappointed in his mixologist son. We also did a cast breakdown on a premium bonus episode. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Summer House: Taco Tearsday Apr 02, 2021

Summer House is full of tears this week as the house declares Luke an unstable psychopath before forgiving him over some taco tears. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHONJ: The Trepology Apr 01, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Teresa finally gives Jackie the apology she's been asking for on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, but will it suffice? Will Margaret drown Jennifer by the end of the episode? And why is there cheese flying? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOD: Tattle Snake Mar 31, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Brandi is rattled by D'Andra getting an interview about Brandi's racist ass before Brandi does. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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BelowDeckSailing: The Royal Tender Bums; Plus, Jen Shah Arrested! Mar 30, 2021

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, the guests from hell continue to demand every type of French fry known to man. And just when things can't get worse, the tender flunks out. Not good. Plus, in the world of Bravo crime, Jen Shah of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City gets arrested in what looks to be a very, very dirty scheme.

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RHOA Married2Med: NOLA & Basketball Mar 29, 2021

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the women head to NOLA for a girls trip. They eat alligator, they ride bikes, and they even try to do some zydeco dancing. Then over on Married to Medicine, the women gather for a kids vs. adults basketball game, which leads to Toya and Heavenly fighting over debts.

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SummerHouse: Pub Brawl Mar 26, 2021

There are so many conspiracy theories swirling around Summer House that we're surprised the cast didn't up and storm the Capital. First, further fallout from the TOTALLY REPUTABLE Instagram psychic, who claimed that Luke and Lindsay slept together. Then tensions bubble over during a faux pub crawl when Kyle accuses Luke of controlling women, and Luke responds with the most vicious statement uttered on reality TV: "I don't like you!"

It's a doozy of an episode. Come listen!

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RHONJ: Vibrator de Force Mar 25, 2021

A trip to the shore leads to major drama on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as Teresa and Jackie come face to face for the first time since their falling out. Will Teresa act like an animal? Or will things be calm and collected? We'll let you take a wild guess how that turns out.

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RHOD: Jesus Christ Superspar Mar 24, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Tiffany hosts a "luxe luau" on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, which sets the stage for D'Andra and Brandi to fight about who's a better Christian. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of New York Trailer, which is also a Crappens on Demand video. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Below Deck Sailing: A Barrie Tale Mar 23, 2021

Below Deck Sailing Yacht has to end a charter early due to Covid and no one gets hurt. Phew. Unfortunately, no one is safe from the plague called Barrie. This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOA & Married to Medicine: Rakhi/Horror Picture Show Mar 22, 2021

Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrates Halloween with some yelling and golf clubs, then the Married to Medicine ladies have a fight at a Rakhi party! Join us! This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Summer House: Take Luke Down, Pass Him Around Mar 19, 2021

Luke is getting the cold shoulder from all the women on Summer House this week, but wait! There's one option left. Question is, has she already been activated? This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHONJ: Feed the (Face) Plants Mar 18, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey takes us to a pool party at Tre's where Joe squirms out of paying a debt and Jennifer drinks herself into a face plant. This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOD: In The Name of the Father Mar 17, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Dallas, a birthday party for Tiffany goes south as D'andra finds herself cornered by both Brandi and Mama Dee. Plus, more fun shaman experiences, a frightened snake, and the epic romance that led to Dee marrying into the Simmons family. It's all pretty excellent.

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BelowDeckSailing: Ailing Yacht Mar 16, 2021

So much drama on this week's Below Deck: Sailing Yacht. First, Daisy lets everyone know there'll be hell to pay if someone uses a guest head ever again. Then a bunch of a high maintenance people come on board, leading to a very dramatic health scare that may or may not be COVID-19. Yikes! Thank goodness we have Captain Glenn around to give us suggestive hand gestures.

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RHOA & Married2Med: The Big Chill Mar 15, 2021

On Real Housewives of Atlanta, the moment no one's been waiting for is finally here: Cynthia Bailey's wedding to Mike Hill. It's a star-studded affair with Eva the Diva, Shereé, Karen Huger, Claudia Jordan, and... Dennis. Meanwhile, over on Married to Medicine, Jackie and Simone still aren't friends again, and it's taking an emotional toll on us. Fix it, guys!

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SummerHouse: Turn Down for What? Mar 12, 2021

The good people of Summer House continue to lose their minds in quarantine; this time bickering about music volume. It's the age old debate: Love Island or beer pong — what's more important?? In other news, Stephen sends Lindsay a Power Point presentation as to why they should get back together. Romance is alive, people.

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RHONJ: More Madder, More Problems Mar 11, 2021

Teresa is more madder than she's ever been on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and while it doesn't seem like there'll be any resolution to this feud anytime soon, Jackie is determined to cheer up Evan. And what better way to do it than by hosting a strange birthday redo where everyone must disavow the cheating rumor?

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RHOD: Shame and Shamans Mar 10, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brandi cries for herself again in this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, and D'Andra brings a Shaman in to check everyone's extensions. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Below Deck Sailing: Pita Dread Mar 09, 2021

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, there's a pita fight! Also Gary tries to bang everyone until he finds success in a guest cabin. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOA: Turning the Page (Six) Mar 09, 2021

Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya and Drew failing to get on the same page, and the ladies try to guess who leaked to Page Six at a pumpkin patch. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Summer House: Fish, Chips, n' Pink Slips Mar 05, 2021

Summer House takes a scary turn when Lindsay expects a yacht for her birthdayversary and gets fish n' chips instead. Will she ever get HER sandwich? Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHONJ: But Did He Poker? Mar 04, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of New Jersey gets the husbands together for poker night while the ladies vacay on Lake George, and Gorga gets punkdeded. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOD: Austin Translation Mar 03, 2021

Real Housewives of Dallas is back after a short break, and their rocky trip to Austin continues to bumble along. Our blood truly boiled this episode as Brandi managed to make herself the victim of her problematic behavior. It was truly maddening, but that doesn't mean we didn't laugh a lot too.

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BelowDeckSailing: Up for Sail Mar 02, 2021

Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back, and we have a whole boat of new accents to butcher! We're digging the new season so far. It has everything we could want: terrible tattoos, gasoline spillage, and douchebags lost at sea. We're in!This is a Crappens on Demand episode; so you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48254563

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RHOA: Someone's Full of Bolo-ney Mar 01, 2021

Kenya's witch hunt on Real Housewives of Atlanta continues to ratchet up, and like any good night with Bolo, it's going to end in a mess.

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Summer House: Trash TV Feb 26, 2021

Since the dawn of reality television, there has been no rite of passage like the trivial fight over a household chore, and this week's Summer House delivered on all fronts. Yes, we had our first silly blowup of the season that didn't involve Luke or sandwiches, and it was great. God bless Kyle's obsessive cleanliness and Hannah's chronic laziness.

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RHONJ: Jackie Non-Joiner Feb 26, 2021

In the wake of Teresa and Jackie's blowout last week, the Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Lake George for some rest, relaxation, and nip slips. What could go wrong?

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RHOSLC: Putting the Season to Bed Feb 26, 2021

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Below Deck Reunion: Skating By Feb 23, 2021

The Below Deck crew gets together on Zoom for a lukewarm reunion. James has new brows, Rob refuses to show his face, and Elizabeth tries to win points by dressing as an ice skating bruise. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOA: What Lies Bolo Feb 22, 2021

Real Housewives of Atlanta brought in the big...er...guns(?) for this week's supersized stripper episode. Someone got their hand caught in the Bolo jar, but who was it? Kenya is determined to find out. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Summer House: Sandwich and Sandwichability Feb 19, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Summer House gang tries to get on with life in quarantine, but Hannah and Luke are still yelling about what a couple of blowjobs mean and Lindsay is screeching about a sandwich order. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOSLC: Living On a Prayer (?) Feb 18, 2021

Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion. Lisa still can't figure out who Heather is, Mary cries over her romance with bags, and Lisa loses her damn mind. This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHONJ: Gym Rat Feb 18, 2021

Teresa starts The Real Housewives of New Jersey's new season off with a bang by accusing someone's husband of cheating at the gym. The tables are quickly flipped, though, and a symphony of hurled c words crescendos into a beautiful season. This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOD: South By SouthFester Feb 17, 2021

The Real Housewives of Dallas head to Austin this week for their big cast trip celebrating Kary's 50th birthday (again). Things start off nicely enough with blowup dolls and tequila shots, but it's only a matter of time before D'Andra and Kary are at each other's necks about bullying. In other words, it's great!

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Below Deck: Unchartered Territory Feb 16, 2021

The season finale of Below Deck has drama, tears, and of course... cleaning. We're here to recap it all, and all that jazz.

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RHOA: Not Without My Daughter w/Rae Sanni Feb 16, 2021

Special guest Rae Sanni fills in for Ronnie to talk Real Housewives of Atlanta this week, and we spend nearly two hours breaking down the latest episode. We're talking childcare, gay fantasies, and leftover pork.

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SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Lover Feb 12, 2021

This week on Summer House, Luke finds himself in a love triangle in the shape of a motorcycle baked into a hot dish and served to a coyote. But he's hot and simple; so he's able to just smile while Hannah spirals out of control like a helicopter leaf. In other news, Lindsay is sick of making sandwiches, Carl's mom gets married, and the oven continues to seppuku itself in the face of this cast.

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RHOSLC: Roll Footage Feb 11, 2021

Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion comes out of the gates blazing hot. Everyone's angry at Lisa for some reason, and Meredith has many choice (and elegant) words to say to Jen Shah. It feels like we've barely scratched the surface with these ladies, and we can't wait for more.Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47430623

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#1422 RHOD: Crossing the Cricket Line Feb 10, 2021

The Real Housewives of Dallas are sent into a tizzy when Tiffany hides crickets in their pizza. THE HORROR! This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Below Deck: Ketchup Me if You Can Feb 09, 2021

Below Deck gets rid of a stew and the Queen's children annoy the hell out of us. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at Covid depression and internet rage. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Summer House: Welcome to Alco-traz! Feb 07, 2021

Summer House returns with all of the housemates stuck in quarantine together. They've only got each other and about seventy trillion cans of Loverboy. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at Covid depression and internet rage. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Southern Charm: Cutlered to the Core Feb 05, 2021

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Southern Charm ends its reunion with yelling, slut shaming, and controversy over a pretty big home run. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOSLC: Beauty Jab Feb 04, 2021

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It's season finale time for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. The ladies all take turns telling off Jen, Heather opens Beauty Lab, and Meredith wears a screen door on her face. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOD: Panties in a Bunch Feb 03, 2021

This week on Real Housewives of Dallas, the day trip to Grapevine, TX, results in more fighting, more drunkenness, and more Kary being awful. In other words, it was hilarious!

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Below Deck: The Secret of Mahi Success Feb 02, 2021

This week's Below Deck is filled with emotion as Captain Lee forges an unlikely bond with the Queen of Versailles, Jackie Siegel and her family over their shared personal losses. But don't worry: there's plenty of lighter stuff on board too — a colossal mahi mahi mixup, a sad birthday cake for Elizabeth, and two drunk boys who have us very nervous.

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RHOSLC & RHOA: Bad Delivery Feb 02, 2021

On today's double header episode, we're talking Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real Housewives of Atlanta. First up the women of RHOSLC confront Jen Shah at a kooky hypnotist's house. Then on RHOA, Kenya brazenly orders crab cakes for herself while the rest of the cast starves in South Carolina.

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Southern Charm: Spare the A-rod and Spoil the Manchild Jan 29, 2021

The Southern Charm reunion comes in hot, and we're here to recap it. First there are allegations of Madison sleeping with an ex-MLBer (internet rumors say it's A-Rod, but Ben is holding out for Darryl Strawberry). Then there's talk of Cameran, Shep's apology tour, and Craig's pillows. It all climaxes around with Kathryn bouncing in her chair like a rag doll. It's infuriating and hilarious - just what we expect from Bravo.

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RHOC: 23andMean Jan 28, 2021

Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its 15th season with a reliably cringey, problematic, and dumbfounding reunion episode. Did we really expect anything less? Memo to self: do not turn to Bravo for delicate discussions of race and sexuality.

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RHOD: Head on a Stick Jan 27, 2021

**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** D'Andra puts Brandi's head on a stick on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, but the real torment comes when Cary doesn't have chilled tequila. It's a situation. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Below Deck: Trash Day Jan 26, 2021

Izz gets a promotion on this week's Below Deck, and the boys aren't having it. Time to take out some trash. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOSLC & RHOA: Shoe Reconcilation and PJ Envy Jan 25, 2021

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go to Vegas to fight and The Real Housewives of Atlanta are miffed that Kenya took a private plane for their vacation to Charleston. Atlanta starts at the 58 minute mark! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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2021 Golden Crappies Part Two Jan 25, 2021

It's time for part two of the Golden Crappies! This half features Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox (Vanderpump Rules), Hannah Berner (Summer House), Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami), Courtney and Mary from Two Judgey Girls, Jackie Schimmel (Bitch Bible), Margaret Josephs (Real Housewives of New Jersey), Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff (The Crappers), Matt Marr and Jake Anthony (Reality Gays), Patricia Altschul (Southern Charm), Danny Pellegrino (Everything's Iconic), Captain Lee (Below Deck), Rae Sanni (Black Lady Sketch Show), Stephanie Hollman (Real Housewives of Dallas), and Andy Cohen (Watch What Happens Live). Enjoy!

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2021 Golden Crappies Part One Jan 25, 2021

It's time for the Golden Crappies! This year's ceremony was so jam packed with Bravolebs and talking heads that we had to split it into two parts!
Part one features Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox (Vanderpump Rules), Ira Madison III (Keep It), Lisa Barlow (Real Housewives of Salt Lake City), Amy Phillips (Reality Checked) and Hannah Ferrier (Below Deck Med), Ryan Bailey (So Bad It's Good), Nadine Rajabi (Below Deck Med), Lara Schoenhals (SUP Podcast), Kate Chastain (Bravo Chatroom, Galley Talk), Sasha Morfaw (The Bravo Breakdown), Kate Casey (Reality Life), Michelle Collins (Midnight Snack) Enjoy!

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Southern Charm: Ermcountability Jan 22, 2021

**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Southern Charm cast ends its season by attempting to hold Kathryn accountable for her online emoji scandal. Will they pin her down or do we have a runner? This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOC: Let's Make a Dealer Jan 21, 2021

**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Real Housewives of Orange County hits us with its first reunion and it's a doozy. Braunwynn is accused of trying to hook up Shannon's kid with drugs, Kelly is called out for her social media stuff, and Emily still has a new hip. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOD: Open Mouth, Insert Chicken Foot Jan 20, 2021

On The Real Housewives of Dallas, Kameron has a bone to pick with Tiffany. Many bones. Many teeny, tiny bones. In the shape of a chicken foot. It's a classic Westcott argument that will have you banging your head against a wall but also cracking up. We break it all down on today's episode!

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BelowDeck: UTI Aye Captain! Jan 19, 2021

We always thought James and Elizabeth would be a forever couple on Below Deck, but after a drunken dinner goes awry, it looks like the greatest romance of 2021 may be in trouble. Turns out the real longevity belongs to Rachel's farts, which fill the galley thanks to a stomach ailment that takes her and Ashling down. It's an icky episode with a smattering of UTIs, and we're here to recap it all!

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RHOSLC & RHOA: Going Ham Jan 18, 2021

It's another double header for us. First up on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jen loses her temper in a spa tub after her husband ices her out. Then on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Porsha reveals that she hates when people steal her ham. Plus, Kandi gives away groceries, and Cynthia faces wedding guest list dilemmas.

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SouthernCharm: On Again, Awful Again Jan 15, 2021

Southern Charm winds down its season with a two-part finale, and we're here to break down all the usually toxic drama between Madison and Austen, not to mention the latest issues with Kathryn Calhoun Dennis. Plus, for added flair, Ben rants about Justin Bieber.

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RHOC: Beach Blanket Sting-0 Jan 14, 2021

Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its season with the girls coming for Baunwynn at the beach. Kelly shrieks, Shannon makes ooo faces, and Elizabeth chortles. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is a fun chat about current events. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOD: Dim Sum Kind of Wonderful Jan 13, 2021

It's our 1400th episode, and we're celebrating by recapping The Real Housewives of Dallas. This week, the ladies head to dim sum where they face their biggest foe yet: chicken feet!

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Below Deck: Jumpin' Wack Trash Jan 12, 2021

Below Deck hits its stride as Deloris freaks out and jumps overboard. Also, Elizabeth whines, Rachel gets wasted, and a band at a resort gets assaulted. This week's premium bonus is a fun chat about current events. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOSLC & RHOA: Hip-Hop, Top Golf and #Chill Jan 11, 2021

We start with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, where Jen has a tantrum at her husband's hip hop and golf party before we head to Real Housewives of Atlanta for #Chill's engagement party. Atlanta starts at 1:03:45. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Southern Charm: Drop Hop Jan 08, 2021

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Madison uninvites Austen to his own birthday party on this week's Southern Charm, but he shows up anyway and gets super Austen-y about it all. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOC: Shari-ng is Caring! Jan 07, 2021

On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn continues to drift from Sean and his phone while Elizabeth opens up more about her childhood. Oh, and did you hear that Shannon's boyfriend has a drinking problem now??? NEW HIP!

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RHOD: A New Moon Jan 06, 2021

The Real Housewives of Dallas returns with a new lady and a lot of Brandi tears. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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BelowDeck: Going Overboard Jan 05, 2021

This week's Below Deck goes into unchartered territory. Or maybe the right term is de-chartered? Hard to say. All we know is that Elizabeth still can't figure out how to iron Captain Lee's pants, and the cliffhanger is quite the doozy...

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RHOA: There’s a Party. Kenya Come? Jan 05, 2021

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Ralph and Drew have couples therapy, and it seems to be promising (although we know it'll fail). Meanwhile, Porsha's sister decides to throw a party, but guess who's not invited? One hint: her name rhymes with Kenya. Oops, spoiled it.

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RHOP: The Last Dance Jan 05, 2021

It's the final installment of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion, and it's about as epic as we could imagine. We break down all 90 minutes of it in today's supersized podcast ep.

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Reality Life With Kate Casey Crossover Dec 30, 2020

We're ending the year catching up with one of our fave pod friends, Kate Casey of Reality Life With Kate Casey. We go over our end of the year faves and giggle a lot. You can find Kate's show anywhere you listen to podcasts, and follow her on Instagram @KateCaseyCA. Enjoy the show, and we'll talk to you again in 2021!
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Netflix's Holidate Part Three With 90 Day Gays Dec 30, 2020

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Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast are back for part three of our crossover Holidate three part recap. We hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording. You can catch the video versions over on Crappens on Demand. Find Matt and Jake at https://www.sissythattalk.com @90daygays @themattmarr @jakeitorfakeit

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Netflix's Holidate Part Two With 90 Day Gays Dec 29, 2020

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We're back with Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast for part two of our Holidate recap. The final part will release tomorrow, and you can catch the video versions over at Crappens on Demand on Patreon. Find Matt and Jake at https://www.sissythattalk.com @90daygays @themattmarr @jakeitorfakeit

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Netflix's Holidate Part One With 90 Day Gays Dec 28, 2020

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It's a Holiday miracle! Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast joined Ben and Ronnie for a three hour recap of Netflix' Holidate starring Emma Roberts, Luke Bracey, Kristin Chenoweth and Frances Fisher. A new part will release over the next three days, and you can catch the video versions over on Crappens on Demand. Find Matt and Jake at https://www.sissythattalk.com @90daygays @themattmarr @jakeitorfakeit

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RHOC: Oh My Heaven's Gate! Dec 24, 2020

The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County make the most of their sad girl's trip to Lake Arrowhead where Elizabeth opens up about her insane upbringing, and Shannon deals with coming down with Covid. This week's bonus is a dive into Erika Jayne's downfall. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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BelowDeck: The Kiddo Stays in the Picture Dec 22, 2020

It's another hour of chaos on Below Deck as the crew tries to figure out what the heck they're going to do without a chef for their next charter. Add a gaggle of gays and a glorified treasure hunter to the mix, and we have another fun episode — this time with 100% less mustard gas!

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RHOA: Bridechilla Dec 22, 2020

Porsha fights a broken system in this week's Real Housewife of Atlanta while Mike and Cynthia fight over their wedding date and Drew and Ralph fight over everything else. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Summer House season 5 trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOP: Wine O' Clocked Dec 22, 2020

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It's part two of The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Candiace cries, Monique denies, and Andy takes sides. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Southern Charm: Low Country Crabs Dec 19, 2020

Austen tries to stand up for himself against Miss Patricia in this week's Southern Charm, but he's too low country to get far. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Summer House season 5 trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOSLC: Sundancing Queens Dec 19, 2020

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take on Sundance and Heather gets laid. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOC: Political Drunkies Dec 17, 2020

With two cast members down for the count with coronavirus, The Real Housewives of Orange County forges ahead with its big cast trip to Lake Arrowhead. That's right - it's a four person vacation episode... and one of those people leaves early to sleep somewhere else. So... it's like a three person vacation episode. The point is that the ladies wind up talking politics and racial things, and it's a disaster.

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Below Deck: Rachel Getting Harried Dec 15, 2020

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Below Deck goes nuts this week when Chef Rachel loses her mind and Sunshine is sent packing. We don't know much, but we do know that you can eat our cooters. This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOA: Drew-d Awakening Dec 15, 2020

This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, we meet our new housewife, Drew Sidora, and a new friend-of, LaToya. It's only their first episode, but we're already excited for big things...

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RHOP: Not For Lazy Binders Dec 15, 2020

Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion is just as good as we could have expected it, but no one was prepared for the receipts that Monique brought in her binder. In the end, she read Gizelle down, and it was legendary. Plus, Karen introduces us to Endi, and Candiace finally has a fan.

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SouthernCharm: Accentuate the Positive Dec 12, 2020

Half the cast of Southern Charm comes down with coronavirus this week, but that doesn't stop life in Charleston from rolling right along. Madison fights with Austen, Dani confronts Kathryn, and Craig goes on HSN! As Pringle's sons would say: typical!

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RHOSLC: That’s A Convenient Store Narrative Dec 11, 2020

This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mary Cosby drops some problematic tidbits while Meredith's marriage falls apart before our eyes. But somehow it's all hilarious? Or at least fascinating.

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RHOC: Lockdown Be A Lady Tonight Dec 10, 2020

With coronavirus shutting down the country, The Real Housewives of Orange County goes into quarantine, which means the ladies have little to do but Zoom with each other and talk about Elizabeth's questionable truth. Meanwhile, Braunwyn loses her mind, and Shannon faces her worst nightmare.

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BelowDeck: Chugging Along Dec 09, 2020

It looks like Sunshine is running out of daylight on Below Deck as he oversleeps and continues to annoy the heck out of his crewmates. And in the interior, a tin of caviar threatens to undermine the entire operation.

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RHOA: Atlanta Returns! Dec 08, 2020

The Real Housewives of Atlanta returns and in the height of 2020's turmoil. Porsha is a hero, Marlo is aiming thermometers at everyone, and Cynthia's boob is out. A lot. This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOP: A Touching Engagement Dec 07, 2020

Real Housewives of Potomac ends its season with a big manly fight at Robin's engagement/Christmas party. Don't touch us or yer goin' ta jaaaail! This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Southern Charm: Statues and Limitations Dec 05, 2020

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The Calhoun family statue is torn down on this week's Southern Charm and Kathryn's not faring much better after her racist emoji instagram fight. This week's bonus is a catch up on Thanksgiving antics and Bravo goss. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOSLC: The Fret Gala Dec 04, 2020

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Mary has a Met Gala luncheon that's nothing like the Met Gala to give the ladies Louis Vuitton ear buds and fight with Jen about calling her a grandfather f**ker. Put on your finest threads! This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOC: Going Viral! Dec 03, 2020

We're officially in December, and this year, Santa Claus isn't the only one coming to town. COVID-19 has hopped on its evil little sleigh and reached The Real Housewives of Orange County. After weeks of teasing its approach, we have now reached Full Toilet Paper Panic in Newport where Shanon Beador faces her greatest nightmare: no access to her daily meat!

For something so serious, it sure is funny watching these ladies brace for our new reality. And I say this as someone who was a pure lunatic in March 2020.

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GBBS: This One Takes The Cake Dec 01, 2020

We're down to the final three bakers on The Great British Baking Show, and one thing is very clear from the outset: Laura will be sticking her head in a freezer. Come join us as we recap a very merry showdown.

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RHOP: Buy, Wig Dec 01, 2020

Karen holds a wig shift party on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and there's nearly a meeting of warring parties. If the stress of this all gives you indigestion, don't worry: Ashley has some antacid for you.

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RHOC: Tequila Shots with Lyin’ Chasers Nov 27, 2020

Shanon gets wasted at a celebration for a recovering alcoholic, and Elizabeth turns out to be a lying conspiracy theorist. Say what you will about Real Housewives of Orange County, but this show proves that Bravo is just gonna Bravo.Happy Thanksgiving!! Watch our recap here with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44351759

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RHOSLC: You Flocked With the Wrong Girl Nov 26, 2020

Jen has a fit when Meredith goes to Mary's church on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Meredith's son's ruffles are feathered when he claims to have been exposed to a vagina. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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GBBS: Do I Make You Horny? Nov 25, 2020

We're near the end of The Great British Baking Show, and before any can advance to the finals, our bakers must clear the hurdle that is patisserie. It's no easy feat, especially for Laura who manages to spill chocolate on just about every surface on the tent. But at least she didn't turn her horn into a sugary phallus.If you want to see us record this episode, check out our Crappens on Demand video here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44304313

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BelowDeck: Try a Little Tender Mess Nov 25, 2020

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RHOP: Face the Domination Nov 23, 2020

The Real Housewives of Potomac wrap up their trip to Portugal with a S & M party, where Candiace dresses real tough then cries a lot. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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#1361 Southern Charm: Pandumbic and Pandumberer Nov 21, 2020

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Covid finally hits Charleston, which means the guys have to start doing nothing but drinking and sleeping. Oh wait... This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOSLC: Swing and a Missus Nov 21, 2020

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City fight on a slope about swinging and wear lots of feathers. Lots and lots of feathers. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOC: Shots Over the Vow Nov 19, 2020

There's another vow renewal on Real Housewives of Orange County, but can the ladies stop themselves from taking cheap shots? This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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GBBS: I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly Nov 18, 2020

The bonkers quarterfinals of The Great British Baking Show saw the contestants flail hopelessly with the technical, struggle through a mini cheesecakes, and then triumph in a wobbly, beautiful gelatin climax. It was pretty intense. Also, Peter loves Christmas.

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Below Deck: Max Dax Beyond Dunderdome Nov 17, 2020

Below Deck rids itself of Charlie and brings on a pack of millennials to show the geezers how to party. There's also a new stew and another sobbing scene. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOP: Making a Statement; Plus, Southern Charm Update Nov 16, 2020

The Real Housewives of Potomac delight in spider pranks and flavored butter on this week's episode. However, the fun times in Madeira are mired by old grudges from last season. It's the calm before the storm next week when Ashley reveals to Candiace that she made a legal statement in support of Monique. We recap it all, and afterwards, we chat about our favorite moments from last week's Southern Charm episode.

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RHOSLC: General Hospital Smell w/ Margaret Josephs - Live from Quarantine! Nov 13, 2020

To celebrate the arrival of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, we put on a virtual show, and guess who showed up? The Marge! Come hear Margaret Josephs' Crappens debut followed by our thorough recap of RHOSLC.

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RHOC: Mothers, Children, and Tiny Cars Nov 12, 2020

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we catch most of the women struggling with various challenges of motherhood. And also a tiny Ferrari. Yes, it's a "Serious" episode, but there are some noteworthy moments: the debut of Gina's ex Matt as well as the return of Lizzy! Fun!

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Great British Baking Show: Melt With You Nov 11, 2020

It's 80's week on Netflix' Great British Baking Show and there are lots of ice cream cake disasters to deal with on the hottest day of the year. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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BelowDeck: Eggs-hausted Nov 10, 2020

The first charter on Below Deck continues to be a source of constant frustration, thanks mostly to a bevy of picky eaters and obnoxious behavior. It doesn't help that they're one deckhand down and stuck with a stew who moves slower than a sloth. So much is happening, and we've barely even started the season.Don't just listen to the recap, watch it too. Check out today's episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43762598

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RHOP: The Portu-gall! Nov 09, 2020

The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac visit Portugal so Wendy has fresh ears to tell about her multiple degrees and Karen can yell at Gizelle about not sharing her man. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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#1351 Southern Charm: Wicked Brews Nov 06, 2020

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Southern Charm takes us to the Food and Wine Festival where Shep gets told off by Madison and Pringle charms the ladies by doing absolutely nothing. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOC: Lemonade Stand Off Nov 05, 2020

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The war at Shannon's Lemonade Housewarming rages on. Braunwyn cries, Shannon denies, and a glass flies. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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GBBS: Matcha Made In Heaven Nov 04, 2020

This week on The Great British Baking Show, the bakers must try their hand at Japanese pastries. The result: some VERY rude matcha haterade, a jiggly sponge, and the wee debut of Dizzy the Shuttlecock. STOP TRYING TO MAKE DIZZY HAPPEN, PETER. Hey guys, did you know that Paul went to Japan once?

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BelowDeck: Putting the Rib in Caribbean Nov 03, 2020

Captain Lee is back for another episode of Below Deck, and it's already a doozy. Rib drama, family tragedies, and bossy guests are just some of the many treats in store for us in the first hour. We discuss it all — plus, an important conversation about tugboats.

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RHOP: Four Degrees of Separation Nov 02, 2020

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the cast models hats for Robyn and prepares to head off to Portugal. But first, a minor showdown between Wendy and Karen turns into a battle of the doctorates.

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SouthernCharm: Shep Shifter Oct 30, 2020

Southern Charm is back with a slew of casting changes and one or two unpleasant surprises. Between the asbestos explosions and T-Rav cameos, there's a lot that's hazardous to our health here. But as always, we're happy to make fun of this mess.Don't just listen, watch us. Check out our video recap of the episode here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43343193

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RHOC: Cold Reception at the Housewarming Oct 29, 2020

Braunwyn continues to struggle with her newfound sobriety on Real Housewives of Orange County, but unfortunately Gina doesn't know that, leading to an explosive and awkward fight at Shannon's housewarming party. Also, we learn that the words "sad" and "depressing" are not part of Shannon's vocabulary. She would never! How dare you!!!This ep is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43291411

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GBBS: Uncage My Tart Oct 28, 2020

Great British Baking Show brings us baking week and cages some tarts before crumbling one of our favorites. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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BelowDeckMed: Drugs and Sandy Oct 27, 2020

Below Deck Med's second reunion is a too deep dive into Mary Timelaw and Rob and Jess' ridiculous romance, and Aesha calls in from an Etch-a-Sketch. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOP: Voted Out Oct 26, 2020

Wendy has an empowerment event, Monique has a live podcast, and Candiace has lots of nerve on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Dream Home Makeover Oct 23, 2020

Since we're obsessed with home renovation and design shows, we thought we'd take a gander at Netflix's new fresh-from-Pinterest show, Dream Home Makeover. Can Shea and Syd McGee transform a perfectly lovely living room into a perfectly lovelier living room? We'll find out!

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RHOC: The Cat in the Spat Oct 22, 2020

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There's a cat party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Gina is mad about getting poor shamed. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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GBBS: White Chocolate Fragility Oct 21, 2020

This week on The Great British Baking Show, the bakers must tackle chocolate, starting with a delicacy so technically refined that only the most elite pastry chefs can successfully attempt them: brownies. The less said about this signature bake, the better. Then it's on to chocolate babka and finally, a white chocolate celebration cake challenge that threatens to melt into a puddle under the harsh British sun.

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Below Deck Med: The Great Barrier Reefer Oct 20, 2020

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Part one of the Below Deck Med Reunion finds Kiko apologizing for nachos and Hanna getting caught with her hand in the reefer jar. This week's bonus is a shopping trip on Amazon Prime Day. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOP: Sip and See You In Court Oct 19, 2020

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy holds a sip and see for her daughter while Candiace moves forward with pressing charges against Monique. But no one is more stressed than the deer scampering around Karen's neighborhood. Must be hard living close to such a vaunted PUBLIC FIGURE.

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Dwell Hello 01 - High Flying in Wichita Oct 19, 2020

Welcome to Dwell Hello — a twelve week limited series on Stitcher Premium!

This week we're recapping Season 151, Episode 28: "High Flying in Wichita," which follows two circus enthusiasts as they move to Kansas. On their wishlist: Berber carpet, breakfast in the tub, Berber carpet, nearby burritos, Berber carpet, matching air vents, and BERBER CARPET!!!

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Talking RHONJ with Kim D Oct 16, 2020

New Jersey's fashion icon Kim D joins us to answer all our burning questions about RHONJ, Teresa, Melissa, Kim G, Danielle Staub, Posche Fashion show, and pretty much anything else that crosses our mind. Check it out!

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RHOC: Back At Square Uno Oct 15, 2020

The Real Housewives of Orange County is back, and for the first time since the Bush era, there's no sign of Vicki or Tamra. Weird. What we do have are a bunch of bunk beds, new boyfriends, and a new cast member who lives up to all our drama club dreams. So far so good? We're still nervous about this season is going to play out...

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Great British Baking Show: Gaygel Pride Oct 14, 2020

The Great British Baking Show tackles Bread Week, and no one has heard of a gay flag before. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Below Deck Med: Gone With the Wind Scale Oct 13, 2020

Rob threatens to cancel his trip to Bali on the season finale of Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy makes some hug certificates on Photoshop. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOP: Surrey Seems to Be the Hardest Word Oct 12, 2020

Karen goes home to Surrey on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac to be in the Homecoming Parade, and Monique gets a solid talking to by her pastor. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Netflix' Emily in Paris Oct 09, 2020

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** An American social media girl who's never tasted a chocolate croissant before goes to Paris in Darren Star's new show, and we're here to be embarrassed for her. And ourselves. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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HBO Max' Class Action Park Oct 08, 2020

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** This week we take on HBO Max' documentary about a crazy waterpark in Jersey and try to spot a Giudice in the bunch. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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GBBO: Snap Judgments Oct 07, 2020

It's biscuits week on The Great British Bake Off, and our plucky group of bakers must concoct Florentines, macaroons, and some manner of biscuit-based table setting. It's not as much of a disaster as week 1, but there are still some major misses (and major successes too!)

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BelowDeckMed: Cold Brü Oct 06, 2020

With the Below Deck Mediterranean season drawing to a close, Jessica and Rob's romance reaches new lows of annoyingness. Will they go to Bali together? Will he endeavor to do a sea crossing instead? And does anyone care? Well, we can definitely answer that last question. Come listen!

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RHOP: Rashomon-ique Oct 06, 2020

In the wake of last week's shocking fight on Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique sits with the women and explains her side of the altercation. Simultaneously, Candiace gives her take to Dr. Ken. And then of course, Robyn, Gizelle, and the rest of the ladies have their perceptions. Who's right, and where is the truth? That's for us to decide.

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RHONY: Eggs-it Stage Left Oct 02, 2020

Bravo gives us a few fries at the bottom of the bag with the Real Housewives of New York "Secrets Revealed" special. There aren't many secrets, but we do get LuAnn demanding applause and Lea's mom laughing at her. That's good enough for us. (Wink)

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GreatBritishBakingShow: Bake Cake or Bust Oct 01, 2020

You can't have your cake and eat it too. But you can knock it over. For the first time ever we're tackling The Great British Baking Show (aka the Great British Bake Off aka GBBO on the other side of the pond), and we're kicking off "Collection 8" on Netflix today with Cake Week! The contestants must make Battenbergs, miniature upside-down pineapple cakes, and finally, sponges wrapped in fondant and shaped to be celebrities. It's a disaster. But a thoroughly polite one.

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Selling Sunset: Swan Song Wrongs Sep 29, 2020

Davina makes a total ass out of herself at Christine's Black Swan wedding on the season finale of Selling Sunset and Chrishelle cries some more. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Below Deck Med: No Ifs, Ands or Frozen Halibuts Sep 29, 2020

Chef Tom has hissy fits all over the boat on this week's Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy gives him a firm talking to. And by talking to we mean hug. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHOP: Barn to Be Wild Sep 28, 2020

The big fight of the season goes down on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac and Gizelle's dad takes a stand. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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RHONY Reunion: Roll the Final Clip Sep 25, 2020

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York ends its reunion month, and we're all left wondering who's gonna roll the CLIIIIIIP! This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Netflix' My Octopus Teacher Sep 24, 2020

Netflix hit a home run with My Octopus teacher, and we're here to add Patti LuPone and nosy Jill Zarin fish into our newest movie obsession. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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SellingSunset: St. Louis Blues Sep 23, 2020

This week on Selling Sunset, Chrishell retreats to the midwest for some R&R with her family. Meanwhile back in LA, Christine and Davina are adamant that there are two sides to every story: a hot and famous side, and a Chrishell side. Whose side are you on?

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BelowDeckMed: Provision Quest Sep 22, 2020

Chef Tom continues to endure endless humiliations: first he has to slice a cucumber — a cucumber!! — and on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, he also must contend with bad fish and burnt buns. HE'S OVER IT, BLOKE!!!!

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RHOP: Barnstorming Sep 21, 2020

Real Housewives of Potomac was chock full of drama this week. First, Michael 'fesses up to "taking the bait" and going back a hotel with a random girl. But don't worry guys — he passed out immediately and when he came to, he was half naked and lying next to a woman. NOTHING HAPPENED. Then it's off to a barn for some wine tasting where all hell breaks loose between Monique and Candiace. It's the fight we've been preparing for all season, and now it's finally here! Sort of? We'll have to wait for next week for all the juicy details.Team Monique or Team Candiace?

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RHONY: Ramona Wants To Help America Sep 18, 2020

Part two of the Real Housewives of New York season 12 reunion powers on, and it features everything we could want: Ramona invoking Lucille Ball, Ramona calling Dorinda a drunk, and Ramona telling Leah to help America by "owning" her bipolar diagnosis. And we haven't even gotten to the Tinsley stuff yet. It's always a great time when these ladies get together. Watch this recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41761816Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc

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RHOBH: Denise Has Left The Building Sep 17, 2020

Denise Richards goes out in a blaze of glory on Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Clutching a script, some shoes, and a selection of fine pens, Denise became the first Bravo cast member to spend her reunion fielding questions while also memorizing lines. Now that's she off to The Bold and The Beautiful full time, she leaves behind Lisa Rinna with useless text message printouts and Kyle Richards, who implored everyone to be OPEN and HONEST ad nauseam.

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Selling Sunset: Hartleyless Sep 16, 2020

Chrishelle gets a hideous text on Selling Sunset, and Christine, Davina and Maya try to figure out how Keurig machines work. For this week's premium bonus shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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Below Deck Med: Cucumber Cataclysm Sep 15, 2020

Chef Tom chews Aesha out over a cucumber on Below Deck Med, but add an avocado into the mix and it's all out war! For our premium bonuses become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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RHOP: Bonfireball of the Vanities Sep 14, 2020

Monique gets mad that some of the girls miss her big s'mores bonfire on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Ashley gets the bad news about her man. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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RHONY: The Masked Singer Sep 11, 2020

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The ladies yell at Ramona for her terrible Covidiquette on the Real Housewives of New York reunion, but all Ramona cares about is trying to get her straw through her mask. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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RHOBH: I Don't Know Her Sep 10, 2020

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Kyle complains that everyone has been coming after her this season on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part two, and then she continues to go after Denise. Unfortunately, Denise has never met a Randy. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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SellingSunset: Wedge Issue Sep 09, 2020

Put on your most elegant Galia Lahav because Christine is shopping for her gothic Barbie wedding on season 3, episode 5 of Selling Sunset! It's another episode full of tense yet polite showdowns and overuse of the word "wedge." Plus, the bomb finally drops on Chrishell's doomed marriage. HAVE SOME ETIQUETTE!!

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BelowDeckMed: I Dated a Pill in Ibiza Sep 08, 2020

It takes a special duo to be worse than Johnny and Michelle Damon, but on Below Deck Mediterranean, Rob and Jessica are up for the challenge! The two are truly THAT couple: the one who ruins everything — a group dinner, a night at the club, your favorite yacht TV show — as they bicker passive aggressively over shopping trips and being present. UGH. In other news, Chef Tom finished a charter without any potatoes in the bin!

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RHOP: Caught Blue Handed Sep 07, 2020

It's not a season of The Real Housewives of Potomac without a Michael Darby scandal, and this time around, he's been caught at a strip club talking about having a wife and a boyfriend. Is it true? Does it even matter? Will this have any impact on their marriage? Probably not, but we'll have fun watching the chaos that's sure to ensue!

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RHONY: Turban Legend Sep 04, 2020

Dorinda Medley leaves Real Housewives of New York in a blaze of saliva. Is this the way she really wanted to end things? I guess it doesn't really matter since we technically have a three part reunion to look forward to next week! Don't just listen to this episode, watch it too! Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41252456

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RHOBH: Let There Be (Gas)Light Sep 03, 2020

It's part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 10 reunion, which means it's time to rev up the gaslighting machine! The question is — who's gaslighting who? We're still Team Denise in this dumb feud. Where do you land?Also, don't forget to watch our video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41206236

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Selling Sunset: Thanks(for)giving Mary Everything! Sep 02, 2020

It's Friendsgiving on Selling Sunset, but no one's happy that Mary's always taking. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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Below Deck Med: Memories of a Aesha Sep 01, 2020

Aesha returns to Below Deck Med for a trip to Ibiza, and Rob is in trouble for exting. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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RHOP: Birds of Slay Aug 31, 2020

The Real Housewives of Potomac take a girls trip to Monique's lakehouse and baby Dean starts some poop. Will the bird come to his rescue? For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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RHONY: Mob Wives Aug 28, 2020

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** This week on Real Housewives of New York, Dorinda celebrates her birthday, Leah celebrates her company, and Sonja trains her dog to poop on the carpet better. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!