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    Watch What Crappens – Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

    A daily podcast that revels in all things Bravo (and beyond!). Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Below Deck, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, video recaps, and exclusive access to our Discord server.

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    Copyright: © 2021 Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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    Derbies and Des-tiny Apr 16, 2021

    It's Derby Day on Summer House, and Hannah gets defensive when she finds out no one likes her boyfriend. Not to be left out of the bad decisions competition, Lindsay announces that she's done with condoms. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHONJ: Psychic Frienemies Network Apr 15, 2021

    *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of New Jersey go to a psychic this week and Melissa finds out from everyone's dead grandparents that her husband leaves lots of cracked foundations in his wake. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOD: A Jokelahoma Too Far Apr 14, 2021

    The Real Housewives of Dallas finish off their Oklahoma trip with some Redneck Olympics and really bad pranks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    BelowDeckSailing: Cling and Present Danger Apr 13, 2021

    The strange love triangle between Gary, Sydney, and Alli continues on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and there's no sign that anyone is going to get the boinking that they so desperately want. Somehow Danni and JL seem to be the strongest couple on board. Meanwhile, Natasha and Daisy continue to clash, and some jerks from New York make life annoying for the entire crew.

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    Bonus 340: RHOBH Trailer Breakdown! Apr 13, 2021

    We are breaking down the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer, and since this is such a momentous occasion, we're making this available to everyone!

    Be sure to WATCH our breakdown here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49999133

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    TopChef: It Takes Brew To Make a Thing Go Right Apr 12, 2021

    This week on Top Chef, Richard Blais tortures the contestants — and the audience — with an annoying diner order. Then the chefs must concoct dishes that use some of Portland's most famous brews. Will there be yogurt? Will there be dry pasta? Will there be cold compressed watermelon? You bet!

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    Summer House: Des-ecrated Apr 09, 2021

    At long last Des makes his debut on Summer House, and the whole thing is super romantic. Just kidding - it's gross! The episode is one cringey moment after the next, and we can only imagine how much worse it's going to get next week. God, we love this show.

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    RHONJ: Attention Deficit Dis-Gorga Apr 08, 2021

    This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we bid a tearful goodbye to Nono, but not before witnessing a perfectly petty fight wherein Joe Gorga projects his masculinity insecurities onto Melissa. Will she ever dare to walk to a van without him again? Only time will tell.

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    RHOD: Bigfoot in Bigmouth Apr 07, 2021

    *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of Dallas go to a cabin in Oklahoma so Kary can prove she's the most classless no matter the location. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Below Deck Sailing: Barrie'd With Children Apr 06, 2021

    Barrie ends his charter by proposing to his daughter's ex boyfriend on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Gary tries to get a throuple on. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOA & Married2Med: You've Upset Big Freedia Apr 05, 2021

    Marlo has a temper tantrum at a drag queen cooking class on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Michael heads off to college on Married to Medicine. Will anyone's eyelashes stay glued on? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Top Chef: Portland Gail Blazers Apr 02, 2021

    Top Chef returns, and this time we're in Portland! Gail still has a pattern addiction, Padma is as Padma ever, and Tom is still super disappointed in his mixologist son. We also did a cast breakdown on a premium bonus episode. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Summer House: Taco Tearsday Apr 02, 2021

    Summer House is full of tears this week as the house declares Luke an unstable psychopath before forgiving him over some taco tears. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHONJ: The Trepology Apr 01, 2021

    *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Teresa finally gives Jackie the apology she's been asking for on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, but will it suffice? Will Margaret drown Jennifer by the end of the episode? And why is there cheese flying? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOD: Tattle Snake Mar 31, 2021

    *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Brandi is rattled by D'Andra getting an interview about Brandi's racist ass before Brandi does. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    BelowDeckSailing: The Royal Tender Bums; Plus, Jen Shah Arrested! Mar 30, 2021

    This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, the guests from hell continue to demand every type of French fry known to man. And just when things can't get worse, the tender flunks out. Not good. Plus, in the world of Bravo crime, Jen Shah of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City gets arrested in what looks to be a very, very dirty scheme.

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    RHOA Married2Med: NOLA & Basketball Mar 29, 2021

    This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the women head to NOLA for a girls trip. They eat alligator, they ride bikes, and they even try to do some zydeco dancing. Then over on Married to Medicine, the women gather for a kids vs. adults basketball game, which leads to Toya and Heavenly fighting over debts.

    Married to Medicine begins at 43:54

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    SummerHouse: Pub Brawl Mar 26, 2021

    There are so many conspiracy theories swirling around Summer House that we're surprised the cast didn't up and storm the Capital. First, further fallout from the TOTALLY REPUTABLE Instagram psychic, who claimed that Luke and Lindsay slept together. Then tensions bubble over during a faux pub crawl when Kyle accuses Luke of controlling women, and Luke responds with the most vicious statement uttered on reality TV: "I don't like you!"

    It's a doozy of an episode. Come listen!

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    RHONJ: Vibrator de Force Mar 25, 2021

    A trip to the shore leads to major drama on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as Teresa and Jackie come face to face for the first time since their falling out. Will Teresa act like an animal? Or will things be calm and collected? We'll let you take a wild guess how that turns out.

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    RHOD: Jesus Christ Superspar Mar 24, 2021

    *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Tiffany hosts a "luxe luau" on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, which sets the stage for D'Andra and Brandi to fight about who's a better Christian. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of New York Trailer, which is also a Crappens on Demand video. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Below Deck Sailing: A Barrie Tale Mar 23, 2021

    Below Deck Sailing Yacht has to end a charter early due to Covid and no one gets hurt. Phew. Unfortunately, no one is safe from the plague called Barrie. This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOA & Married to Medicine: Rakhi/Horror Picture Show Mar 22, 2021

    Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrates Halloween with some yelling and golf clubs, then the Married to Medicine ladies have a fight at a Rakhi party! Join us! This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Summer House: Take Luke Down, Pass Him Around Mar 19, 2021

    Luke is getting the cold shoulder from all the women on Summer House this week, but wait! There's one option left. Question is, has she already been activated? This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHONJ: Feed the (Face) Plants Mar 18, 2021

    *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey takes us to a pool party at Tre's where Joe squirms out of paying a debt and Jennifer drinks herself into a face plant. This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOD: In The Name of the Father Mar 17, 2021

    This week on The Real Housewives of Dallas, a birthday party for Tiffany goes south as D'andra finds herself cornered by both Brandi and Mama Dee. Plus, more fun shaman experiences, a frightened snake, and the epic romance that led to Dee marrying into the Simmons family. It's all pretty excellent.

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    BelowDeckSailing: Ailing Yacht Mar 16, 2021

    So much drama on this week's Below Deck: Sailing Yacht. First, Daisy lets everyone know there'll be hell to pay if someone uses a guest head ever again. Then a bunch of a high maintenance people come on board, leading to a very dramatic health scare that may or may not be COVID-19. Yikes! Thank goodness we have Captain Glenn around to give us suggestive hand gestures.

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    RHOA & Married2Med: The Big Chill Mar 15, 2021

    On Real Housewives of Atlanta, the moment no one's been waiting for is finally here: Cynthia Bailey's wedding to Mike Hill. It's a star-studded affair with Eva the Diva, Shereé, Karen Huger, Claudia Jordan, and... Dennis. Meanwhile, over on Married to Medicine, Jackie and Simone still aren't friends again, and it's taking an emotional toll on us. Fix it, guys!

    Married To Medicine starts at 00:52:19

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    SummerHouse: Turn Down for What? Mar 12, 2021

    The good people of Summer House continue to lose their minds in quarantine; this time bickering about music volume. It's the age old debate: Love Island or beer pong — what's more important?? In other news, Stephen sends Lindsay a Power Point presentation as to why they should get back together. Romance is alive, people.

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    RHONJ: More Madder, More Problems Mar 11, 2021

    Teresa is more madder than she's ever been on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and while it doesn't seem like there'll be any resolution to this feud anytime soon, Jackie is determined to cheer up Evan. And what better way to do it than by hosting a strange birthday redo where everyone must disavow the cheating rumor?

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    RHOD: Shame and Shamans Mar 10, 2021

    *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brandi cries for herself again in this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, and D'Andra brings a Shaman in to check everyone's extensions. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Below Deck Sailing: Pita Dread Mar 09, 2021

    This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, there's a pita fight! Also Gary tries to bang everyone until he finds success in a guest cabin. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOA: Turning the Page (Six) Mar 09, 2021

    Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya and Drew failing to get on the same page, and the ladies try to guess who leaked to Page Six at a pumpkin patch. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Summer House: Fish, Chips, n' Pink Slips Mar 05, 2021

    Summer House takes a scary turn when Lindsay expects a yacht for her birthdayversary and gets fish n' chips instead. Will she ever get HER sandwich? Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHONJ: But Did He Poker? Mar 04, 2021

    *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of New Jersey gets the husbands together for poker night while the ladies vacay on Lake George, and Gorga gets punkdeded. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOD: Austin Translation Mar 03, 2021

    Real Housewives of Dallas is back after a short break, and their rocky trip to Austin continues to bumble along. Our blood truly boiled this episode as Brandi managed to make herself the victim of her problematic behavior. It was truly maddening, but that doesn't mean we didn't laugh a lot too.

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    BelowDeckSailing: Up for Sail Mar 02, 2021

    Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back, and we have a whole boat of new accents to butcher! We're digging the new season so far. It has everything we could want: terrible tattoos, gasoline spillage, and douchebags lost at sea. We're in!This is a Crappens on Demand episode; so you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48254563

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    RHOA: Someone's Full of Bolo-ney Mar 01, 2021

    Kenya's witch hunt on Real Housewives of Atlanta continues to ratchet up, and like any good night with Bolo, it's going to end in a mess.

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    Summer House: Trash TV Feb 26, 2021

    Since the dawn of reality television, there has been no rite of passage like the trivial fight over a household chore, and this week's Summer House delivered on all fronts. Yes, we had our first silly blowup of the season that didn't involve Luke or sandwiches, and it was great. God bless Kyle's obsessive cleanliness and Hannah's chronic laziness.

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    RHONJ: Jackie Non-Joiner Feb 26, 2021

    In the wake of Teresa and Jackie's blowout last week, the Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Lake George for some rest, relaxation, and nip slips. What could go wrong?

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    RHOSLC: Putting the Season to Bed Feb 26, 2021

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    Below Deck Reunion: Skating By Feb 23, 2021

    The Below Deck crew gets together on Zoom for a lukewarm reunion. James has new brows, Rob refuses to show his face, and Elizabeth tries to win points by dressing as an ice skating bruise. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOA: What Lies Bolo Feb 22, 2021

    Real Housewives of Atlanta brought in the big...er...guns(?) for this week's supersized stripper episode. Someone got their hand caught in the Bolo jar, but who was it? Kenya is determined to find out. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Summer House: Sandwich and Sandwichability Feb 19, 2021

    *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Summer House gang tries to get on with life in quarantine, but Hannah and Luke are still yelling about what a couple of blowjobs mean and Lindsay is screeching about a sandwich order. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOSLC: Living On a Prayer (?) Feb 18, 2021

    Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion. Lisa still can't figure out who Heather is, Mary cries over her romance with bags, and Lisa loses her damn mind. This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHONJ: Gym Rat Feb 18, 2021

    Teresa starts The Real Housewives of New Jersey's new season off with a bang by accusing someone's husband of cheating at the gym. The tables are quickly flipped, though, and a symphony of hurled c words crescendos into a beautiful season. This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOD: South By SouthFester Feb 17, 2021

    The Real Housewives of Dallas head to Austin this week for their big cast trip celebrating Kary's 50th birthday (again). Things start off nicely enough with blowup dolls and tequila shots, but it's only a matter of time before D'Andra and Kary are at each other's necks about bullying. In other words, it's great!

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    Below Deck: Unchartered Territory Feb 16, 2021

    The season finale of Below Deck has drama, tears, and of course... cleaning. We're here to recap it all, and all that jazz.

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    RHOA: Not Without My Daughter w/Rae Sanni Feb 16, 2021

    Special guest Rae Sanni fills in for Ronnie to talk Real Housewives of Atlanta this week, and we spend nearly two hours breaking down the latest episode. We're talking childcare, gay fantasies, and leftover pork.

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    SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Lover Feb 12, 2021

    This week on Summer House, Luke finds himself in a love triangle in the shape of a motorcycle baked into a hot dish and served to a coyote. But he's hot and simple; so he's able to just smile while Hannah spirals out of control like a helicopter leaf. In other news, Lindsay is sick of making sandwiches, Carl's mom gets married, and the oven continues to seppuku itself in the face of this cast.

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    RHOSLC: Roll Footage Feb 11, 2021

    Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion comes out of the gates blazing hot. Everyone's angry at Lisa for some reason, and Meredith has many choice (and elegant) words to say to Jen Shah. It feels like we've barely scratched the surface with these ladies, and we can't wait for more.Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47430623

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    #1422 RHOD: Crossing the Cricket Line Feb 10, 2021

    The Real Housewives of Dallas are sent into a tizzy when Tiffany hides crickets in their pizza. THE HORROR! This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Below Deck: Ketchup Me if You Can Feb 09, 2021

    Below Deck gets rid of a stew and the Queen's children annoy the hell out of us. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at Covid depression and internet rage. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Summer House: Welcome to Alco-traz! Feb 07, 2021

    Summer House returns with all of the housemates stuck in quarantine together. They've only got each other and about seventy trillion cans of Loverboy. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at Covid depression and internet rage. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Southern Charm: Cutlered to the Core Feb 05, 2021

    **Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**
    Southern Charm ends its reunion with yelling, slut shaming, and controversy over a pretty big home run. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOSLC: Beauty Jab Feb 04, 2021

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    It's season finale time for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. The ladies all take turns telling off Jen, Heather opens Beauty Lab, and Meredith wears a screen door on her face. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOD: Panties in a Bunch Feb 03, 2021

    This week on Real Housewives of Dallas, the day trip to Grapevine, TX, results in more fighting, more drunkenness, and more Kary being awful. In other words, it was hilarious!

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    Below Deck: The Secret of Mahi Success Feb 02, 2021

    This week's Below Deck is filled with emotion as Captain Lee forges an unlikely bond with the Queen of Versailles, Jackie Siegel and her family over their shared personal losses. But don't worry: there's plenty of lighter stuff on board too — a colossal mahi mahi mixup, a sad birthday cake for Elizabeth, and two drunk boys who have us very nervous.

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    RHOSLC & RHOA: Bad Delivery Feb 02, 2021

    On today's double header episode, we're talking Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real Housewives of Atlanta. First up the women of RHOSLC confront Jen Shah at a kooky hypnotist's house. Then on RHOA, Kenya brazenly orders crab cakes for herself while the rest of the cast starves in South Carolina.

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    Southern Charm: Spare the A-rod and Spoil the Manchild Jan 29, 2021

    The Southern Charm reunion comes in hot, and we're here to recap it. First there are allegations of Madison sleeping with an ex-MLBer (internet rumors say it's A-Rod, but Ben is holding out for Darryl Strawberry). Then there's talk of Cameran, Shep's apology tour, and Craig's pillows. It all climaxes around with Kathryn bouncing in her chair like a rag doll. It's infuriating and hilarious - just what we expect from Bravo.

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    RHOC: 23andMean Jan 28, 2021

    Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its 15th season with a reliably cringey, problematic, and dumbfounding reunion episode. Did we really expect anything less? Memo to self: do not turn to Bravo for delicate discussions of race and sexuality.

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    RHOD: Head on a Stick Jan 27, 2021

    **Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** D'Andra puts Brandi's head on a stick on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, but the real torment comes when Cary doesn't have chilled tequila. It's a situation. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Below Deck: Trash Day Jan 26, 2021

    Izz gets a promotion on this week's Below Deck, and the boys aren't having it. Time to take out some trash. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOSLC & RHOA: Shoe Reconcilation and PJ Envy Jan 25, 2021

    Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go to Vegas to fight and The Real Housewives of Atlanta are miffed that Kenya took a private plane for their vacation to Charleston. Atlanta starts at the 58 minute mark! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    2021 Golden Crappies Part Two Jan 25, 2021

    It's time for part two of the Golden Crappies! This half features Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox (Vanderpump Rules), Hannah Berner (Summer House), Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami), Courtney and Mary from Two Judgey Girls, Jackie Schimmel (Bitch Bible), Margaret Josephs (Real Housewives of New Jersey), Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff (The Crappers), Matt Marr and Jake Anthony (Reality Gays), Patricia Altschul (Southern Charm), Danny Pellegrino (Everything's Iconic), Captain Lee (Below Deck), Rae Sanni (Black Lady Sketch Show), Stephanie Hollman (Real Housewives of Dallas), and Andy Cohen (Watch What Happens Live). Enjoy!

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    2021 Golden Crappies Part One Jan 25, 2021

    It's time for the Golden Crappies! This year's ceremony was so jam packed with Bravolebs and talking heads that we had to split it into two parts!
    Part one features Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox (Vanderpump Rules), Ira Madison III (Keep It), Lisa Barlow (Real Housewives of Salt Lake City), Amy Phillips (Reality Checked) and Hannah Ferrier (Below Deck Med), Ryan Bailey (So Bad It's Good), Nadine Rajabi (Below Deck Med), Lara Schoenhals (SUP Podcast), Kate Chastain (Bravo Chatroom, Galley Talk), Sasha Morfaw (The Bravo Breakdown), Kate Casey (Reality Life), Michelle Collins (Midnight Snack) Enjoy!

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    Southern Charm: Ermcountability Jan 22, 2021

    **Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Southern Charm cast ends its season by attempting to hold Kathryn accountable for her online emoji scandal. Will they pin her down or do we have a runner? This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOC: Let's Make a Dealer Jan 21, 2021

    **Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Real Housewives of Orange County hits us with its first reunion and it's a doozy. Braunwynn is accused of trying to hook up Shannon's kid with drugs, Kelly is called out for her social media stuff, and Emily still has a new hip. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOD: Open Mouth, Insert Chicken Foot Jan 20, 2021

    On The Real Housewives of Dallas, Kameron has a bone to pick with Tiffany. Many bones. Many teeny, tiny bones. In the shape of a chicken foot. It's a classic Westcott argument that will have you banging your head against a wall but also cracking up. We break it all down on today's episode!

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    BelowDeck: UTI Aye Captain! Jan 19, 2021

    We always thought James and Elizabeth would be a forever couple on Below Deck, but after a drunken dinner goes awry, it looks like the greatest romance of 2021 may be in trouble. Turns out the real longevity belongs to Rachel's farts, which fill the galley thanks to a stomach ailment that takes her and Ashling down. It's an icky episode with a smattering of UTIs, and we're here to recap it all!

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    RHOSLC & RHOA: Going Ham Jan 18, 2021

    It's another double header for us. First up on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jen loses her temper in a spa tub after her husband ices her out. Then on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Porsha reveals that she hates when people steal her ham. Plus, Kandi gives away groceries, and Cynthia faces wedding guest list dilemmas.

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    SouthernCharm: On Again, Awful Again Jan 15, 2021

    Southern Charm winds down its season with a two-part finale, and we're here to break down all the usually toxic drama between Madison and Austen, not to mention the latest issues with Kathryn Calhoun Dennis. Plus, for added flair, Ben rants about Justin Bieber.

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    RHOC: Beach Blanket Sting-0 Jan 14, 2021

    Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its season with the girls coming for Baunwynn at the beach. Kelly shrieks, Shannon makes ooo faces, and Elizabeth chortles. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is a fun chat about current events. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOD: Dim Sum Kind of Wonderful Jan 13, 2021

    It's our 1400th episode, and we're celebrating by recapping The Real Housewives of Dallas. This week, the ladies head to dim sum where they face their biggest foe yet: chicken feet!

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    Below Deck: Jumpin' Wack Trash Jan 12, 2021

    Below Deck hits its stride as Deloris freaks out and jumps overboard. Also, Elizabeth whines, Rachel gets wasted, and a band at a resort gets assaulted. This week's premium bonus is a fun chat about current events. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOSLC & RHOA: Hip-Hop, Top Golf and #Chill Jan 11, 2021

    We start with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, where Jen has a tantrum at her husband's hip hop and golf party before we head to Real Housewives of Atlanta for #Chill's engagement party. Atlanta starts at 1:03:45. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Southern Charm: Drop Hop Jan 08, 2021

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Madison uninvites Austen to his own birthday party on this week's Southern Charm, but he shows up anyway and gets super Austen-y about it all. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOC: Shari-ng is Caring! Jan 07, 2021

    On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn continues to drift from Sean and his phone while Elizabeth opens up more about her childhood. Oh, and did you hear that Shannon's boyfriend has a drinking problem now??? NEW HIP!

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    RHOD: A New Moon Jan 06, 2021

    The Real Housewives of Dallas returns with a new lady and a lot of Brandi tears. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    BelowDeck: Going Overboard Jan 05, 2021

    This week's Below Deck goes into unchartered territory. Or maybe the right term is de-chartered? Hard to say. All we know is that Elizabeth still can't figure out how to iron Captain Lee's pants, and the cliffhanger is quite the doozy...

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    RHOA: There’s a Party. Kenya Come? Jan 05, 2021

    This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Ralph and Drew have couples therapy, and it seems to be promising (although we know it'll fail). Meanwhile, Porsha's sister decides to throw a party, but guess who's not invited? One hint: her name rhymes with Kenya. Oops, spoiled it.

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    RHOP: The Last Dance Jan 05, 2021

    It's the final installment of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion, and it's about as epic as we could imagine. We break down all 90 minutes of it in today's supersized podcast ep.

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    Reality Life With Kate Casey Crossover Dec 30, 2020

    We're ending the year catching up with one of our fave pod friends, Kate Casey of Reality Life With Kate Casey. We go over our end of the year faves and giggle a lot. You can find Kate's show anywhere you listen to podcasts, and follow her on Instagram @KateCaseyCA. Enjoy the show, and we'll talk to you again in 2021!
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    Netflix's Holidate Part Three With 90 Day Gays Dec 30, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**
    Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast are back for part three of our crossover Holidate three part recap. We hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording. You can catch the video versions over on Crappens on Demand. Find Matt and Jake at https://www.sissythattalk.com @90daygays @themattmarr @jakeitorfakeit

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    Netflix's Holidate Part Two With 90 Day Gays Dec 29, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**
    We're back with Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast for part two of our Holidate recap. The final part will release tomorrow, and you can catch the video versions over at Crappens on Demand on Patreon. Find Matt and Jake at https://www.sissythattalk.com @90daygays @themattmarr @jakeitorfakeit

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    Netflix's Holidate Part One With 90 Day Gays Dec 28, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**
    It's a Holiday miracle! Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast joined Ben and Ronnie for a three hour recap of Netflix' Holidate starring Emma Roberts, Luke Bracey, Kristin Chenoweth and Frances Fisher. A new part will release over the next three days, and you can catch the video versions over on Crappens on Demand. Find Matt and Jake at https://www.sissythattalk.com @90daygays @themattmarr @jakeitorfakeit

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    RHOC: Oh My Heaven's Gate! Dec 24, 2020

    The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County make the most of their sad girl's trip to Lake Arrowhead where Elizabeth opens up about her insane upbringing, and Shannon deals with coming down with Covid. This week's bonus is a dive into Erika Jayne's downfall. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    BelowDeck: The Kiddo Stays in the Picture Dec 22, 2020

    It's another hour of chaos on Below Deck as the crew tries to figure out what the heck they're going to do without a chef for their next charter. Add a gaggle of gays and a glorified treasure hunter to the mix, and we have another fun episode — this time with 100% less mustard gas!

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    RHOA: Bridechilla Dec 22, 2020

    Porsha fights a broken system in this week's Real Housewife of Atlanta while Mike and Cynthia fight over their wedding date and Drew and Ralph fight over everything else. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Summer House season 5 trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOP: Wine O' Clocked Dec 22, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**
    It's part two of The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Candiace cries, Monique denies, and Andy takes sides. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Southern Charm: Low Country Crabs Dec 19, 2020

    Austen tries to stand up for himself against Miss Patricia in this week's Southern Charm, but he's too low country to get far. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Summer House season 5 trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOSLC: Sundancing Queens Dec 19, 2020

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    The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take on Sundance and Heather gets laid. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOC: Political Drunkies Dec 17, 2020

    With two cast members down for the count with coronavirus, The Real Housewives of Orange County forges ahead with its big cast trip to Lake Arrowhead. That's right - it's a four person vacation episode... and one of those people leaves early to sleep somewhere else. So... it's like a three person vacation episode. The point is that the ladies wind up talking politics and racial things, and it's a disaster.

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    Below Deck: Rachel Getting Harried Dec 15, 2020

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    Below Deck goes nuts this week when Chef Rachel loses her mind and Sunshine is sent packing. We don't know much, but we do know that you can eat our cooters. This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOA: Drew-d Awakening Dec 15, 2020

    This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, we meet our new housewife, Drew Sidora, and a new friend-of, LaToya. It's only their first episode, but we're already excited for big things...

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    RHOP: Not For Lazy Binders Dec 15, 2020

    Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion is just as good as we could have expected it, but no one was prepared for the receipts that Monique brought in her binder. In the end, she read Gizelle down, and it was legendary. Plus, Karen introduces us to Endi, and Candiace finally has a fan.

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    SouthernCharm: Accentuate the Positive Dec 12, 2020

    Half the cast of Southern Charm comes down with coronavirus this week, but that doesn't stop life in Charleston from rolling right along. Madison fights with Austen, Dani confronts Kathryn, and Craig goes on HSN! As Pringle's sons would say: typical!

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    RHOSLC: That’s A Convenient Store Narrative Dec 11, 2020

    This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mary Cosby drops some problematic tidbits while Meredith's marriage falls apart before our eyes. But somehow it's all hilarious? Or at least fascinating.

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    RHOC: Lockdown Be A Lady Tonight Dec 10, 2020

    With coronavirus shutting down the country, The Real Housewives of Orange County goes into quarantine, which means the ladies have little to do but Zoom with each other and talk about Elizabeth's questionable truth. Meanwhile, Braunwyn loses her mind, and Shannon faces her worst nightmare.

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    BelowDeck: Chugging Along Dec 09, 2020

    It looks like Sunshine is running out of daylight on Below Deck as he oversleeps and continues to annoy the heck out of his crewmates. And in the interior, a tin of caviar threatens to undermine the entire operation.

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    RHOA: Atlanta Returns! Dec 08, 2020

    The Real Housewives of Atlanta returns and in the height of 2020's turmoil. Porsha is a hero, Marlo is aiming thermometers at everyone, and Cynthia's boob is out. A lot. This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOP: A Touching Engagement Dec 07, 2020

    Real Housewives of Potomac ends its season with a big manly fight at Robin's engagement/Christmas party. Don't touch us or yer goin' ta jaaaail! This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Southern Charm: Statues and Limitations Dec 05, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**
    The Calhoun family statue is torn down on this week's Southern Charm and Kathryn's not faring much better after her racist emoji instagram fight. This week's bonus is a catch up on Thanksgiving antics and Bravo goss. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOSLC: The Fret Gala Dec 04, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**
    Mary has a Met Gala luncheon that's nothing like the Met Gala to give the ladies Louis Vuitton ear buds and fight with Jen about calling her a grandfather f**ker. Put on your finest threads! This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOC: Going Viral! Dec 03, 2020

    We're officially in December, and this year, Santa Claus isn't the only one coming to town. COVID-19 has hopped on its evil little sleigh and reached The Real Housewives of Orange County. After weeks of teasing its approach, we have now reached Full Toilet Paper Panic in Newport where Shanon Beador faces her greatest nightmare: no access to her daily meat!

    For something so serious, it sure is funny watching these ladies brace for our new reality. And I say this as someone who was a pure lunatic in March 2020.

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    GBBS: This One Takes The Cake Dec 01, 2020

    We're down to the final three bakers on The Great British Baking Show, and one thing is very clear from the outset: Laura will be sticking her head in a freezer. Come join us as we recap a very merry showdown.

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    RHOP: Buy, Wig Dec 01, 2020

    Karen holds a wig shift party on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and there's nearly a meeting of warring parties. If the stress of this all gives you indigestion, don't worry: Ashley has some antacid for you.

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    RHOC: Tequila Shots with Lyin’ Chasers Nov 27, 2020

    Shanon gets wasted at a celebration for a recovering alcoholic, and Elizabeth turns out to be a lying conspiracy theorist. Say what you will about Real Housewives of Orange County, but this show proves that Bravo is just gonna Bravo.Happy Thanksgiving!! Watch our recap here with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44351759

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    RHOSLC: You Flocked With the Wrong Girl Nov 26, 2020

    Jen has a fit when Meredith goes to Mary's church on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Meredith's son's ruffles are feathered when he claims to have been exposed to a vagina. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    GBBS: Do I Make You Horny? Nov 25, 2020

    We're near the end of The Great British Baking Show, and before any can advance to the finals, our bakers must clear the hurdle that is patisserie. It's no easy feat, especially for Laura who manages to spill chocolate on just about every surface on the tent. But at least she didn't turn her horn into a sugary phallus.If you want to see us record this episode, check out our Crappens on Demand video here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44304313

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    BelowDeck: Try a Little Tender Mess Nov 25, 2020

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    RHOP: Face the Domination Nov 23, 2020

    The Real Housewives of Potomac wrap up their trip to Portugal with a S & M party, where Candiace dresses real tough then cries a lot. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    #1361 Southern Charm: Pandumbic and Pandumberer Nov 21, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**
    Covid finally hits Charleston, which means the guys have to start doing nothing but drinking and sleeping. Oh wait... This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOSLC: Swing and a Missus Nov 21, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**
    The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City fight on a slope about swinging and wear lots of feathers. Lots and lots of feathers. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOC: Shots Over the Vow Nov 19, 2020

    There's another vow renewal on Real Housewives of Orange County, but can the ladies stop themselves from taking cheap shots? This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    GBBS: I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly Nov 18, 2020

    The bonkers quarterfinals of The Great British Baking Show saw the contestants flail hopelessly with the technical, struggle through a mini cheesecakes, and then triumph in a wobbly, beautiful gelatin climax. It was pretty intense. Also, Peter loves Christmas.

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    Below Deck: Max Dax Beyond Dunderdome Nov 17, 2020

    Below Deck rids itself of Charlie and brings on a pack of millennials to show the geezers how to party. There's also a new stew and another sobbing scene. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOP: Making a Statement; Plus, Southern Charm Update Nov 16, 2020

    The Real Housewives of Potomac delight in spider pranks and flavored butter on this week's episode. However, the fun times in Madeira are mired by old grudges from last season. It's the calm before the storm next week when Ashley reveals to Candiace that she made a legal statement in support of Monique. We recap it all, and afterwards, we chat about our favorite moments from last week's Southern Charm episode.

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    RHOSLC: General Hospital Smell w/ Margaret Josephs - Live from Quarantine! Nov 13, 2020

    To celebrate the arrival of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, we put on a virtual show, and guess who showed up? The Marge! Come hear Margaret Josephs' Crappens debut followed by our thorough recap of RHOSLC.

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    RHOC: Mothers, Children, and Tiny Cars Nov 12, 2020

    This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we catch most of the women struggling with various challenges of motherhood. And also a tiny Ferrari. Yes, it's a "Serious" episode, but there are some noteworthy moments: the debut of Gina's ex Matt as well as the return of Lizzy! Fun!

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    Great British Baking Show: Melt With You Nov 11, 2020

    It's 80's week on Netflix' Great British Baking Show and there are lots of ice cream cake disasters to deal with on the hottest day of the year. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    BelowDeck: Eggs-hausted Nov 10, 2020

    The first charter on Below Deck continues to be a source of constant frustration, thanks mostly to a bevy of picky eaters and obnoxious behavior. It doesn't help that they're one deckhand down and stuck with a stew who moves slower than a sloth. So much is happening, and we've barely even started the season.Don't just listen to the recap, watch it too. Check out today's episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43762598

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    RHOP: The Portu-gall! Nov 09, 2020

    The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac visit Portugal so Wendy has fresh ears to tell about her multiple degrees and Karen can yell at Gizelle about not sharing her man. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    #1351 Southern Charm: Wicked Brews Nov 06, 2020

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    Southern Charm takes us to the Food and Wine Festival where Shep gets told off by Madison and Pringle charms the ladies by doing absolutely nothing. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOC: Lemonade Stand Off Nov 05, 2020

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    The war at Shannon's Lemonade Housewarming rages on. Braunwyn cries, Shannon denies, and a glass flies. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    GBBS: Matcha Made In Heaven Nov 04, 2020

    This week on The Great British Baking Show, the bakers must try their hand at Japanese pastries. The result: some VERY rude matcha haterade, a jiggly sponge, and the wee debut of Dizzy the Shuttlecock. STOP TRYING TO MAKE DIZZY HAPPEN, PETER. Hey guys, did you know that Paul went to Japan once?

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    BelowDeck: Putting the Rib in Caribbean Nov 03, 2020

    Captain Lee is back for another episode of Below Deck, and it's already a doozy. Rib drama, family tragedies, and bossy guests are just some of the many treats in store for us in the first hour. We discuss it all — plus, an important conversation about tugboats.

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    RHOP: Four Degrees of Separation Nov 02, 2020

    This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the cast models hats for Robyn and prepares to head off to Portugal. But first, a minor showdown between Wendy and Karen turns into a battle of the doctorates.

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    SouthernCharm: Shep Shifter Oct 30, 2020

    Southern Charm is back with a slew of casting changes and one or two unpleasant surprises. Between the asbestos explosions and T-Rav cameos, there's a lot that's hazardous to our health here. But as always, we're happy to make fun of this mess.Don't just listen, watch us. Check out our video recap of the episode here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43343193

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    RHOC: Cold Reception at the Housewarming Oct 29, 2020

    Braunwyn continues to struggle with her newfound sobriety on Real Housewives of Orange County, but unfortunately Gina doesn't know that, leading to an explosive and awkward fight at Shannon's housewarming party. Also, we learn that the words "sad" and "depressing" are not part of Shannon's vocabulary. She would never! How dare you!!!This ep is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43291411

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    GBBS: Uncage My Tart Oct 28, 2020

    Great British Baking Show brings us baking week and cages some tarts before crumbling one of our favorites. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    BelowDeckMed: Drugs and Sandy Oct 27, 2020

    Below Deck Med's second reunion is a too deep dive into Mary Timelaw and Rob and Jess' ridiculous romance, and Aesha calls in from an Etch-a-Sketch. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOP: Voted Out Oct 26, 2020

    Wendy has an empowerment event, Monique has a live podcast, and Candiace has lots of nerve on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Dream Home Makeover Oct 23, 2020

    Since we're obsessed with home renovation and design shows, we thought we'd take a gander at Netflix's new fresh-from-Pinterest show, Dream Home Makeover. Can Shea and Syd McGee transform a perfectly lovely living room into a perfectly lovelier living room? We'll find out!

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    RHOC: The Cat in the Spat Oct 22, 2020

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    There's a cat party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Gina is mad about getting poor shamed. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    GBBS: White Chocolate Fragility Oct 21, 2020

    This week on The Great British Baking Show, the bakers must tackle chocolate, starting with a delicacy so technically refined that only the most elite pastry chefs can successfully attempt them: brownies. The less said about this signature bake, the better. Then it's on to chocolate babka and finally, a white chocolate celebration cake challenge that threatens to melt into a puddle under the harsh British sun.

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    Below Deck Med: The Great Barrier Reefer Oct 20, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**
    Part one of the Below Deck Med Reunion finds Kiko apologizing for nachos and Hanna getting caught with her hand in the reefer jar. This week's bonus is a shopping trip on Amazon Prime Day. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOP: Sip and See You In Court Oct 19, 2020

    This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy holds a sip and see for her daughter while Candiace moves forward with pressing charges against Monique. But no one is more stressed than the deer scampering around Karen's neighborhood. Must be hard living close to such a vaunted PUBLIC FIGURE.

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    Dwell Hello 01 - High Flying in Wichita Oct 19, 2020

    Welcome to Dwell Hello — a twelve week limited series on Stitcher Premium!

    This week we're recapping Season 151, Episode 28: "High Flying in Wichita," which follows two circus enthusiasts as they move to Kansas. On their wishlist: Berber carpet, breakfast in the tub, Berber carpet, nearby burritos, Berber carpet, matching air vents, and BERBER CARPET!!!

    This is truly one of the most special episodes of all time.

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    Talking RHONJ with Kim D Oct 16, 2020

    New Jersey's fashion icon Kim D joins us to answer all our burning questions about RHONJ, Teresa, Melissa, Kim G, Danielle Staub, Posche Fashion show, and pretty much anything else that crosses our mind. Check it out!

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    RHOC: Back At Square Uno Oct 15, 2020

    The Real Housewives of Orange County is back, and for the first time since the Bush era, there's no sign of Vicki or Tamra. Weird. What we do have are a bunch of bunk beds, new boyfriends, and a new cast member who lives up to all our drama club dreams. So far so good? We're still nervous about this season is going to play out...

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    Great British Baking Show: Gaygel Pride Oct 14, 2020

    The Great British Baking Show tackles Bread Week, and no one has heard of a gay flag before. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Below Deck Med: Gone With the Wind Scale Oct 13, 2020

    Rob threatens to cancel his trip to Bali on the season finale of Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy makes some hug certificates on Photoshop. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOP: Surrey Seems to Be the Hardest Word Oct 12, 2020

    Karen goes home to Surrey on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac to be in the Homecoming Parade, and Monique gets a solid talking to by her pastor. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Netflix' Emily in Paris Oct 09, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** An American social media girl who's never tasted a chocolate croissant before goes to Paris in Darren Star's new show, and we're here to be embarrassed for her. And ourselves. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    HBO Max' Class Action Park Oct 08, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** This week we take on HBO Max' documentary about a crazy waterpark in Jersey and try to spot a Giudice in the bunch. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    GBBO: Snap Judgments Oct 07, 2020

    It's biscuits week on The Great British Bake Off, and our plucky group of bakers must concoct Florentines, macaroons, and some manner of biscuit-based table setting. It's not as much of a disaster as week 1, but there are still some major misses (and major successes too!)

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    BelowDeckMed: Cold Brü Oct 06, 2020

    With the Below Deck Mediterranean season drawing to a close, Jessica and Rob's romance reaches new lows of annoyingness. Will they go to Bali together? Will he endeavor to do a sea crossing instead? And does anyone care? Well, we can definitely answer that last question. Come listen!

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    RHOP: Rashomon-ique Oct 06, 2020

    In the wake of last week's shocking fight on Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique sits with the women and explains her side of the altercation. Simultaneously, Candiace gives her take to Dr. Ken. And then of course, Robyn, Gizelle, and the rest of the ladies have their perceptions. Who's right, and where is the truth? That's for us to decide.

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    RHONY: Eggs-it Stage Left Oct 02, 2020

    Bravo gives us a few fries at the bottom of the bag with the Real Housewives of New York "Secrets Revealed" special. There aren't many secrets, but we do get LuAnn demanding applause and Lea's mom laughing at her. That's good enough for us. (Wink)

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    GreatBritishBakingShow: Bake Cake or Bust Oct 01, 2020

    You can't have your cake and eat it too. But you can knock it over. For the first time ever we're tackling The Great British Baking Show (aka the Great British Bake Off aka GBBO on the other side of the pond), and we're kicking off "Collection 8" on Netflix today with Cake Week! The contestants must make Battenbergs, miniature upside-down pineapple cakes, and finally, sponges wrapped in fondant and shaped to be celebrities. It's a disaster. But a thoroughly polite one.

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    Selling Sunset: Swan Song Wrongs Sep 29, 2020

    Davina makes a total ass out of herself at Christine's Black Swan wedding on the season finale of Selling Sunset and Chrishelle cries some more. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Below Deck Med: No Ifs, Ands or Frozen Halibuts Sep 29, 2020

    Chef Tom has hissy fits all over the boat on this week's Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy gives him a firm talking to. And by talking to we mean hug. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHOP: Barn to Be Wild Sep 28, 2020

    The big fight of the season goes down on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac and Gizelle's dad takes a stand. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    RHONY Reunion: Roll the Final Clip Sep 25, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York ends its reunion month, and we're all left wondering who's gonna roll the CLIIIIIIP! This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    Netflix' My Octopus Teacher Sep 24, 2020

    Netflix hit a home run with My Octopus teacher, and we're here to add Patti LuPone and nosy Jill Zarin fish into our newest movie obsession. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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    SellingSunset: St. Louis Blues Sep 23, 2020

    This week on Selling Sunset, Chrishell retreats to the midwest for some R&R with her family. Meanwhile back in LA, Christine and Davina are adamant that there are two sides to every story: a hot and famous side, and a Chrishell side. Whose side are you on?

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    BelowDeckMed: Provision Quest Sep 22, 2020

    Chef Tom continues to endure endless humiliations: first he has to slice a cucumber — a cucumber!! — and on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, he also must contend with bad fish and burnt buns. HE'S OVER IT, BLOKE!!!!

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    RHOP: Barnstorming Sep 21, 2020

    Real Housewives of Potomac was chock full of drama this week. First, Michael 'fesses up to "taking the bait" and going back a hotel with a random girl. But don't worry guys — he passed out immediately and when he came to, he was half naked and lying next to a woman. NOTHING HAPPENED. Then it's off to a barn for some wine tasting where all hell breaks loose between Monique and Candiace. It's the fight we've been preparing for all season, and now it's finally here! Sort of? We'll have to wait for next week for all the juicy details.Team Monique or Team Candiace?

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    RHONY: Ramona Wants To Help America Sep 18, 2020

    Part two of the Real Housewives of New York season 12 reunion powers on, and it features everything we could want: Ramona invoking Lucille Ball, Ramona calling Dorinda a drunk, and Ramona telling Leah to help America by "owning" her bipolar diagnosis. And we haven't even gotten to the Tinsley stuff yet. It's always a great time when these ladies get together. Watch this recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41761816Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc

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    RHOBH: Denise Has Left The Building Sep 17, 2020

    Denise Richards goes out in a blaze of glory on Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Clutching a script, some shoes, and a selection of fine pens, Denise became the first Bravo cast member to spend her reunion fielding questions while also memorizing lines. Now that's she off to The Bold and The Beautiful full time, she leaves behind Lisa Rinna with useless text message printouts and Kyle Richards, who implored everyone to be OPEN and HONEST ad nauseam.

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    Selling Sunset: Hartleyless Sep 16, 2020

    Chrishelle gets a hideous text on Selling Sunset, and Christine, Davina and Maya try to figure out how Keurig machines work. For this week's premium bonus shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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    Below Deck Med: Cucumber Cataclysm Sep 15, 2020

    Chef Tom chews Aesha out over a cucumber on Below Deck Med, but add an avocado into the mix and it's all out war! For our premium bonuses become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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    RHOP: Bonfireball of the Vanities Sep 14, 2020

    Monique gets mad that some of the girls miss her big s'mores bonfire on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Ashley gets the bad news about her man. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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    RHONY: The Masked Singer Sep 11, 2020

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    The ladies yell at Ramona for her terrible Covidiquette on the Real Housewives of New York reunion, but all Ramona cares about is trying to get her straw through her mask. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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    RHOBH: I Don't Know Her Sep 10, 2020

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    Kyle complains that everyone has been coming after her this season on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part two, and then she continues to go after Denise. Unfortunately, Denise has never met a Randy. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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    SellingSunset: Wedge Issue Sep 09, 2020

    Put on your most elegant Galia Lahav because Christine is shopping for her gothic Barbie wedding on season 3, episode 5 of Selling Sunset! It's another episode full of tense yet polite showdowns and overuse of the word "wedge." Plus, the bomb finally drops on Chrishell's doomed marriage. HAVE SOME ETIQUETTE!!

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    BelowDeckMed: I Dated a Pill in Ibiza Sep 08, 2020

    It takes a special duo to be worse than Johnny and Michelle Damon, but on Below Deck Mediterranean, Rob and Jessica are up for the challenge! The two are truly THAT couple: the one who ruins everything — a group dinner, a night at the club, your favorite yacht TV show — as they bicker passive aggressively over shopping trips and being present. UGH. In other news, Chef Tom finished a charter without any potatoes in the bin!

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    RHOP: Caught Blue Handed Sep 07, 2020

    It's not a season of The Real Housewives of Potomac without a Michael Darby scandal, and this time around, he's been caught at a strip club talking about having a wife and a boyfriend. Is it true? Does it even matter? Will this have any impact on their marriage? Probably not, but we'll have fun watching the chaos that's sure to ensue!

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    RHONY: Turban Legend Sep 04, 2020

    Dorinda Medley leaves Real Housewives of New York in a blaze of saliva. Is this the way she really wanted to end things? I guess it doesn't really matter since we technically have a three part reunion to look forward to next week! Don't just listen to this episode, watch it too! Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41252456

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    RHOBH: Let There Be (Gas)Light Sep 03, 2020

    It's part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 10 reunion, which means it's time to rev up the gaslighting machine! The question is — who's gaslighting who? We're still Team Denise in this dumb feud. Where do you land?Also, don't forget to watch our video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41206236

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    Selling Sunset: Thanks(for)giving Mary Everything! Sep 02, 2020

    It's Friendsgiving on Selling Sunset, but no one's happy that Mary's always taking. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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    Below Deck Med: Memories of a Aesha Sep 01, 2020

    Aesha returns to Below Deck Med for a trip to Ibiza, and Rob is in trouble for exting. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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    RHOP: Birds of Slay Aug 31, 2020

    The Real Housewives of Potomac take a girls trip to Monique's lakehouse and baby Dean starts some poop. Will the bird come to his rescue? For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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    RHONY: Mob Wives Aug 28, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** This week on Real Housewives of New York, Dorinda celebrates her birthday, Leah celebrates her company, and Sonja trains her dog to poop on the carpet better. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    RHOBH: Out Me Without Me Aug 27, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Season finale time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The ladies try to set Denise up for a big showdown with Brandi Glanville at Dorit's finale party, and it falls as flat as Dorit's new fake champagne. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    SellingSunset: Tall Orders and Short Windows Aug 26, 2020

    On Selling Sunset season 3 episode 3, Davina's $75 million listing continues to cause problems of all sizes, especially with Jason a.k.a. The Number One Guy In This Group. Will Davina be able to find a buyer for Adnan's evil lair? Or will she crash and burn like so many vehicles trying to make a left on Coldwater Canyon out of the property's driveway? Plus, Romain eats cheese.

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    BelowDeckMed: Draggin’, Bali, Zzzzzs Aug 25, 2020

    We've learned a lot of things recently on Below Deck Mediterranean: always have a backup potato, don't ignore the laundry, and no matter what you do, never poach something for idiots. The biggest lesson of all, however, is that Rob and Jess's trip to Bali will never, ever be interesting. That's something we had to learn the hard way.

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    RHOP: I Got La’Dame In My Bag, Swag Aug 24, 2020

    Karen Huger is ready to open up her new NEW house to the ladies on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and her party has everything: acrobats near the community pond, a singing telegram, and even some awkward Beyoncé cosplay! The Grande Dame is back, baby!

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    RHONY: Curses! Soiled Again Aug 21, 2020

    The Real Housewives of New York wraps up its Mexican vacation, but not before dealing with a lot of rage... and a little bit of poop. Then it's back to NYC for Sonja's big Century 21 launch. This episode has it all: bad wine, stacks of rice cakes, and a new excuse for skipping an event: the Fire Island house winter reunion. Are we ever worthy of this show? If you want to watch us as we record the episode, check out Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40712311

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    RHOBH: Buca di Uh-Oh Aug 20, 2020

    What goes on in the Capri Room, stays in the Capri Room! Unless it's on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Listen to us break down all the gory details of Teddi Mellencamp's family-style baby shower. Do you believe Brandi Glanville or Denise Richards? Don't forget you can watch us record this episode on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40668562

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    Selling Sunset: Botoxic Friends Aug 19, 2020

    The Botox and Burgers showing goes well, but will Amanza find the confidence in herself to inspire Trixie Monacle to write a new power ballad? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    Below Deck Med: Honay Byes Aug 18, 2020

    It's the final episode for honnnnaaaaay and the first episode for a new off his rocker chef. Get ready for a tantrum! For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    RHOP: Sip n' Flee Aug 17, 2020

    Ashley has a sip n' see for her kid on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Will Candiace make it through without poking herself tearfully in the eye with a folded napkin? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    Interview with Christine Quinn of 'Selling Sunset' Aug 17, 2020

    We are newly obsessed with Selling Sunset, and what better way to take our obsession to the next level than by interviewing the ever polarizing cast member Christine Quinn. Come join us for a casual chat about the show, real estate, and her favorite Bravolebrities.

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    RHONY: Sex and the Cenote Aug 14, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Down a cave the women of Real Housewives of New York descend. There's lots of sexiness this week, and even more poo. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    RHOBH: Welcome to the ThunderRome Aug 13, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The women wrap up their Rome trip with a near walk-off by Denise and a tearful, most likely temporary apology from Rinna. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    SellingSunset: Felt Cahoots, Might Delete Later Aug 12, 2020

    Season 3 of Selling Sunset arrived over the weekend, and we are here to recap the big premiere! SO much happened: Christine had a birthday party, Amanza reminded Mary that she should be mad, and Heather learned how to spell "Cahoots," despite Google not working anymore! What a time to be alive.

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    BelowDeckMed: It's About Tom Aug 11, 2020

    As predicted, with Kiko off Below Deck Mediterranean, Malia's boyfriend Tom has swooped in to save the day. But things are far from fixed on this ship of terrors. Malia throws a hissy fit about not getting to share a room with her boyfriend, and it all culminates in some very serious allegations. We have a lot to say about this one...

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    RHOP: Ashley Wasn't Torn Yesterday Aug 10, 2020

    This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique and Gizelle come together to inspire Ashley to leave her apartment... and face Candiace for another round of battering. Meanwhile, Karen works out, and Wendy continues to impress.

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    RHONY: No More Dromedary Aug 07, 2020

    This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies continue to rampage through Mexico. There's drunkenness, there's music, and there's even camels. Oh, and a short gentleman with a stack of margaritas on his head. Isn't that what vacation is all about? Plus, Ramona shames Dorinda about her drinking, and Dorinda blames it all on Luann. Fun! Be sure to watch our recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40215302

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    RHOBH: The Elephant In The Rome Aug 06, 2020

    The Roman holiday continues on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but it's anything but relaxing for Denise Richards, who has a few allegations of her own up her sleeve. Whether anyone believes them is a whole other issue. Meanwhile, Kyle buys a fedora. Don't just listen to this episode, watch us record this recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40164809

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    Below Deck Med: The Day the Music Fried Aug 04, 2020

    90's hip hop is ruined forever in this week's Below Deck Med, and our sweet chef cries for all the tears we want to. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    RHOP: Venom and Diamonds Aug 03, 2020

    The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with lots of new Karen wigs, new babies, and old grudges. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    RHONY: Go to Cancun, Not to Can'tcun Jul 31, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Ramona is mad on The Real Housewives of New York, and she takes it out on a poor ceviche guy. Will Leah put her in her place or will their trip go from Cancun go to a trip of Can'tcun? For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    RHOBH: To Rome With Shove Jul 30, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Rome, where they spill Denise's beans all over town. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    SellingSunset: Just Mary'd Jul 29, 2020

    Selling Sunset season two reaches the climax we've all been not really waiting for: Mary's wedding!! It's the perfect occasion to bring the entire cast together — well, minus Davina — and put aside their differences. Except, of course, that doesn't really happen because a few nights prior, Amanza threw a second bachelorette party and conveniently didn't invite half the office. Maya was really upset guyzz. We're breaking down the whole season finale here. Come join!

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    BelowDeckMed: Nacho Nacho Man Jul 28, 2020

    Oh Kiko. Poor poor Kiko. This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, our beleaguered chef attempts to show off his skills, but a Vegas-themed dinner proves to be a gamble he just can't win. It's an extra cringeworthy episode, and we're here to break down every chicken finger, nacho, and domino brownie. YIKES.

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    Shahs: Best Frenemies Forever Jul 27, 2020

    The toxic Shahs of Sunset season 8 reunion concludes with MJ and Reza burning each other to the ground, much as they've been doing for the past ten years or so. Surely this is the end for them. Or is it?

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    RHONY: It’s My Party, and I’ll Be Déclassé If I Want To - Live from Quarantine! Jul 25, 2020

    Real Housewives of New York has given us so much — we barely even deserve it. And this week it continues to bestow gifts upon us. This time it's LuAnn addressing a room of ex-cons, Sonja struggling with her townhouse again, and Ramona losing her mind at her own party with fifty of her closest girlfriends. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Don't just listen to this recap though: watch it too! Check out the full episode on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39684221

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    RHOBH: Bi Furious Jul 23, 2020

    It's the episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we've been waiting for. No, not Wilson Philips doing a surprise performance (although that did happen). No, not Brandi finally apologizing to Adreinne Maloof (although that did happen too). You guys, it's the episode where Brandi finally levels her girl-on-girl accusations against Denise Richards, and no one is more shocked that KYLE RICHARDS. Come join us as we break down this disaster. Don't just listen to the recap, watch us too. Check out the video here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39633980

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    Selling Sunset: A Long Day's Journey Into Los Feliz Jul 22, 2020

    The ladies of Selling Sunset visit a foreign country: Los Feliz. Also, Mary has her bachelorette party and Christine has had enough of the Overlap Accusations. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    Below Deck Med: Ponzu Scheme Jul 21, 2020

    Below Deck Med has one final chance to impress the elite entrepreneurs from Miami, but a missing side of ponzu can ruin everything. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    Shahs of Sunset: Re-Joon-ion Jul 20, 2020

    The cast of Shahs of Sunset reunites to fight about naked Jenga and five pound penises. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    RHONY: One Blue Over the Cuckoo's Nest Jul 17, 2020

    The Real Housewives end their Bluestone Manor trip with epic meltdowns and a tiny little gift in the guest bathroom. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    RHOBH: A Not So Silent Auction Jul 16, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Kyle throws yet another party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time Camille, Brandy, Kim, Eileen and Adrienne are along for the ride. Will Rinna show Camille some charity? For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    SellingSunset: You Guys, Amanza Was Late! Jul 15, 2020

    On season 2, episode 6 of Selling Sunset, Heather absolutely must must MUST go to her boyfriend's daughter's birthday bash, which is sure to be the most exclusive event on the nine-year-old party circuit. Yup, mmhmmm. But wait! One of her BUSIEST clients EVAR wants to see a house on Doheny at that very moment! What to do? Hang out with nine year olds or get a potentch commish? Luckily, Amanza is around to save the day. But does she? Also, Mary looks at dresses, and Davina JUST WANTS A DEAL, PEOPLE.

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    BelowDeckMed: Plant-Based Riot Jul 14, 2020

    Ring the alarms: there's a vegan on board Below Deck Mediterranean! Naturally this sends Kiko and the kitchen into disarray, and it doesn't help that these guests are AWFUL too. Meanwhile, Pete threatens to be professional, and Jess gets a sweet new hand accessory.

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    Married2MedLA: Is There a Doctor in the House? Jul 13, 2020

    Married to Medicine LA wraps up its second season with a Christmas party that has everyone wondering if Jazmin's husband will ever surface? It's a question that has us on the edge of our seats. Plus, Josh Altman makes a special appearance, and Britten reclaims her bed.

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    #1266 RHONY: Show Stopper Jul 10, 2020

    The Real Housewives of New York heads to the Berkshires this week, and right on schedule they lose their minds. First, Ramona squares off against a recently emboldened Elyse, who's feeling snubbed after a particularly rude encounter at Omar's. But the real pièce de resistance is Luann's Broadway diva tirade against Sonja. This is the stuff we dream about, and Lu's rant already has a place in the Gay Monologue Hall of Fame.

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    RHOBH: Junk in the Trunk Show Jul 09, 2020

    After a month off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back... and so are Aaron and Denise. They stormed out of Kyle's party, and when they return for Sutton's trunk show, things don't go much better. This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us on camera here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39143454

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    Selling Sunset: Soldier Down Jul 08, 2020

    Mary is no one's soldier on this week's Selling Sunset, and the battle lines are drawn with Christine. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    BelowDeckMed: Kiko Suave Saves the Day Jul 07, 2020

    The disaster douche charter comes to an end, but not before Bugsy gets wasted and Jess breaks her finger. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    RHONY: Seafood Tower of Terror Jul 06, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Dorinda drunkenly tells someone off for the ninetieth time this season, this time at Lu's Halloween party. Then, we catch up with Married to Medicine LA on their Palm Springs trip. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    Selling Sunset: Romain Calm! Jul 01, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Romain lets Davina have it at Christine's engagement party on this week's Selling Sunset. Can he stay as chill as the zebra? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    BelowDeckMed: Cloudy with a Chance of Bugsy Jun 30, 2020

    With Bugsy officially back on Below Deck Mediterranean, the yacht is back to a full crew, which is good because this week's charter guests are too douchey for an understaffed boat. Between oyster controversies and extra guests, Hannah is up to her honaaay eyes in misery. Thankfully, Bugs brought the thundaaaaaah!!!

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    Married2MedLA: A Good Shaman Is Hard To Find Jun 30, 2020

    This week on Married To Medicine: Los Angeles, the women head to Palm Springs to lift Imani's spirits. Along the way, there's a krumping stripper, a cowboy chef, and an emotional air horn exchange.

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    TasteTheNation: If I Were An Oscar Mayer Padma Jun 25, 2020

    We love food, we love Padma, and we love Padma's new show; so, naturally we just had to recap it. And could there be anything more PADMA than watching Padma waltz through Milwaukee trying sausages and talking about Kegels? We're tackling episode 2 of Taste the Nation (available on Hulu). This episode is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch our recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1258-38615552

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    SellingSunset: There's Something About Mary's Wedding Jun 24, 2020

    On episode three of Selling Sunset, Mary breaks the news to the group that Davina's not invited to the wedding. Now everyone knows... except Davina. Luckily Christine is around to change that. Meanwhile, Heather is still mad at Amanza, and Maya likes musical chairs. You can watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38586461

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    Below Deck Med: Bugs in the System Jun 23, 2020

    Bugsy is back to cause some major Honay Eyes this week on Below Deck Med. Make sure to wear your floaties! For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    Married to Medicine LA: Judging Covers Jun 23, 2020

    Imani's finally opening up to let the girls judge her book by its cover, and Jazmine almost loses an arm trying to stop cornbread consumption. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    Top Chef: The Beguiling Beet Goes On Jun 22, 2020

    Top Chef comes to the end of another great season and crowns a deserving winner. Have beets ever been so beguiling? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!

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    Selling Sunset: Davina Intervention Jun 18, 2020

    *The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* Davina has a lot of negativity coming her way in the Selling Sunset office, but she's got a huge house to sell before she can worry about it. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    PumpRules: Anti Jaxxers Jun 17, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Jax continues to Jax on the final installment of Vanderpump Rules as we know it. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Married2MedLA: Dr. Imani Has Had Her Phil Jun 16, 2020

    On this week's Married To Medicine LA, Drs. Imani and Britten head to NOLA to catchup with fellow Bravolebrity Dr. Contessa for Xavier homecoming. It's all fun and beignets until reality catches up with Dr. Imani at home. Also, Jazmin's blood sugar is GREAT guys!

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    BelowDeckMed: The Italian No Job Jun 16, 2020

    So much happens on Below Deck: Mediterranean. Lara quits, Roy Orbison Jr. comes on board, there's an Ace of Base revival. It's hard to navigate these choppy seas, but we'll do our best.

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    TopChef: Instant Parma's Gonna Get You Jun 15, 2020

    We're just days away from the Top Chef: All Stars finale, but first, the final four must make a trip to Parma, Italy and partake in the pleasures of parmigiano-reggiano and prosciutto de parma. It's the fanciest ham & cheese throw down of all time. Did you MEAN to make it into the finals??

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    RHONY: Always Leave Them Wanting Mortimer Jun 12, 2020

    We'd heard the rumors about Tinsley Mortimer leaving Real Housewives of New York, but we didn't think it was going to happen RIGHT NOW. But alas, the cast's perennial punching bag finally decided love was more important than fame and shipped herself off to life with Scott... but not before enduring one last spat with Dorinda and a few zombies to boot. We're sad to see Tins go. What about you?

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    Selling Sunset: New Season, New Rock Jun 11, 2020

    *The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* Crappens branches out to Netflix for Season Two of Selling Sunset! Enjoy! For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    VPR: Dewitched Jun 10, 2020

    Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing. Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains our hero. Well, as much as anyone can be a hero on this show, amiright?

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    Below Deck Med: You Got Honay Iced! Jun 09, 2020

    Lara and Hannah duke it out on Below Deck Med this week, and Malia tells the Unit to cut the crap. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Top Chef: Trifling Truffles Jun 08, 2020

    Top Chef begins its final rounds in Italy and we lose one of our faves to a trifling truffle :( For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONY: Tea and Ravioli Jun 05, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York deal with a hurled ravioli in Newport before settling in for a fight over tea back home in NYC. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOBH: Grounding Bag Drag Jun 04, 2020

    This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Garcelle shades Kyle in a charity speech and Aaron gets into it with the women at a family barbecue. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    PumpRules: Charli and the Mock-a-twit Factory Jun 03, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Vanderpump Rules begins its three part reunion with Charli taking the crown for destroying Old Man Jax and Kristen getting caught with her hand in the dbag jar. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeckMed: New Faces, Same Honay Eyes Jun 02, 2020

    Below Deck Med is back, and there's all sorts of new faces on board: there's Kiko the goofy chef, Pete the self-proclaimed "unit," and Lara the Italian thorn in Hannah's side. We're only one episode in, and it already looks like a disaster (but in the best way). What did you think about the season premiere?

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    TopChef: The Wind Beneath Padma's Wings Jun 01, 2020

    So much happens on Top Chef this week. First, the winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed. Then the chefs must design a meal that could be served on American Airlines. And finally, they all convene at Michael's in Santa Monica for one last lavish California meal. Check out our recap!

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    RHONY: Sister Retract May 29, 2020

    The Real Housewives of New York heads to Newport, RI for some R&R, but when Leah makes a last minute decision to invite her sister Sarah to tag along, a rollercoaster evening of drinking, screaming, and crying ensues. Pretty much right on brand for this show. Don't just listen to the episode, watch it too. Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37675018

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    RHOBH: Careful the Things You Say, Children Will Listen May 28, 2020

    The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Santa Barbara, which provides the perfect backdrop to grill Denise about threesomes and her children. And like a hearty main from Buca di Beppo, the drama is served in large portions. Don't just listen to this episode; watch it too! Check out Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37633255

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    RHOA: Dissenter Square May 27, 2020

    Real Housewives of Atlanta brings on Yovanna for the final reunion episode, but no one's buying what's in her box. For this week's premium bonus about what we're watching, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Crappens Live Austin: RHONY Slutty Island May 26, 2020

    It's a vacation day here at Crappens, so we're posting the Slutty Island recap we did live in Austin, Texas. Enjoy! For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Top Chef: Olympic Squeams May 25, 2020

    Top Chef celebrates the Olympics, and Padma shames a non EGOT winner. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONY: Cold War May 22, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York go to a Russian spa for Dorinda to act like a flaming hypocrite some more, then Ramona is taken down at her own women empowerment party. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOBH: Zodiac Fillers May 21, 2020

    It's psychic week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but we don't luck out with an Allison DuBois home run this time. We do, however, get a lot of ladies coming at Kyle over petty nothings and it make life worth living. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    PumpRules: The Louse That SUR Built May 20, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Vanderpump Rules comes to the end of another season with an epic Jax breakdown and the crumbling of the fourth wall, and we're here to recap it for you live from quarantine! For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOA: She's Embedded in Your Brain! May 19, 2020

    Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Zoom reunion powers on, and Nene has the gaul to come for Kandi. Spoiler alert: Kandi reads her for filth. It's a moment that earns a spot in the RHOA reunion highlight reel for years to come.

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    TopChef: This One Time At Bland Camp May 18, 2020

    This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants head to the mountains for an overnight stay at adult sleepaway camp. Their task: serve up a brunch buffet for 200 hungry, hungover moms. Basically, it's a nightmare.

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    RHONY: Children of the Scorn May 15, 2020

    The Real Housewives of New York escape the madness of NYC to enjoy an afternoon of apple picking and wine tasting and peeing in corn mazes. What better time to channel internal disappointment into rage against Tinsley? Don't just listen to this episode; watch it too! Check out the video here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1228-37159381

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    RHOBH: She's Effin' Denise Richards! May 14, 2020

    This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise reminds Kyle that's she's the most famous Richards in the group. Plus, Sutton has post traumatic mouse disorder, Lois swings by for a visit, and Dorit has major news about Buca di Beppo!!!!

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    PumpRules: Pool Intentions May 13, 2020

    After Jax disinvites the cast from his pool party on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws a rival rager instead. This can only mean one thing: Jax is the victim. Poor guy. Meanwhile, Dayna's love triangle continues to chug along uncharismatically, and Lala declares herself an adult.

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    RHOA Reunion 1: Blippity Bloopity Zoom May 12, 2020

    The Real Housewives of Atlanta take to Zoom for their reunion. Will Andy let them off of mute or will they break the internet? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Top Chef: War and Peace Out May 11, 2020

    Time for Restaurant Wars on Top Chef and it's between the Haitian King and the Country Bear. Will the loser go down with his ship? And will merengue ever recover from the brutal treatment it received in judging? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONY: Bully Laughs May 09, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York welcome Jaques back to our TVs for a stand up to bullying night. Will Lu have a drink? And will Dorinda throw one? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Summer House: The Final Fireball May 08, 2020

    *The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* It's the Season 4 Finale of Summer House, and there's a lot of peeing in odd places. Definitely wear your mask. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOBH: Girl (on Girl) Fight May 07, 2020

    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start their season long squabble about who might or not be a lesbian, and it's not who you think. Also, Kyle ice shames Denise and Teddi's retreat is about as exciting as you thought it would be. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    PumpRules: Save the Fails May 06, 2020

    Jax is on a tear this entire episode of Vanderpump Rules, but have his friends had enough? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Shahs: Sip 'n' Seethe May 05, 2020

    On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, MJ and Reza's reconciliation goes off the rails when he reneges on his promise of dropping the restraining order. Plus, Mike decides to be petty, and Nema has a breakthrough with his dad.

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    TopChef: Pitch Sesh May 04, 2020

    It's a very CUTTING episode of Top Chef this week. First, the cheftestants must make tacos with nothing more than a machete. Why? Because Danny Trejo is the guest quickfire judge! Then, for the main challenge, the chefs must pitch concepts for next week's sure-to-be disastrous Restaurant Wars. Can't wait!

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    SummerHouse: Every Roast Has Its Thorn May 01, 2020

    On this week's crazy Summer House, the girls scream at Hannah for hooking up with resident male model Luke. Tensions are at an all time high. Perfect time for a roast!

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    RHONY: Prêt-à-Poor-Taste May 01, 2020

    This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Sonja shows at fashion week, and when she gives Leah a droopy PJ set to wear, all hell breaks loose. Plus, Tinsley is a STAR AGAIN!

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    RHOBH: Sutton Impact Apr 30, 2020

    Sutton continues to shake up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the best way, affording us one of the funniest episodes in ages. Basically, she makes Teddi cry at Kyle's dinner party, and we all rejoice. But it's really a drunk, stoned Mauricio who steals the show (not to mention Faye Resnick captivated by an edible flower). Also major props to Aaron, whose conspiracy theories about nuclear energy, cancer, and his ACL elevate this hilarious dinner party. Fun fact: you can watch us recap this episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1215-36582693

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    PumpRules: Engagement Ghost Apr 29, 2020

    Vanderpump Rules finds Stassi and Beau getting engaged and ghosting Kristen from the party. Also, we get some Scheana backstory and learn that Charli has finally tasted spaghetti. It's a real banger of an episode. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Shahs of Sunset: Luaus and Lies Apr 28, 2020

    The Shahs of Sunset gang tries to fight on their Hawaiian vacation, but Paulina's not very good at it yet. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Top Chef: Symphoneat Apr 27, 2020

    Top Chef goes to the symphony so Tom can try to come up with some musical puns, and two chefs are sent packing. We're not happy about it. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Summer House: Friendzoned in Bonetown Apr 25, 2020

    Hannah finally gets a taste of hot dish on this week's Summer House and Amanda. Is. LIVID, Kyle! For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONY: Tiki Torched Apr 24, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York are all off their damn rockers this week when the gang gets wasted at Ramona's Hamptons Inn For The Sometimes Criminally Insane. Torches will be thrown. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOBH: Sutton Place Apr 23, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Newbie Sutton opens a store on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and tells off the mayor of West Hollywood for good measure. Also, Erika lands a role and Teddi tries to be less Teddi and fails Teddily. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    PumpRules: Gone with the Wine Apr 22, 2020

    The Witches of Weho come together for a big wine event on Vanderpump Rules, and in true fashion, Stassi throws a full bodied tantrum with notes of rage and psychosis. Other varietals include a vintage Beau, whose anxious bouquet really opens up after a few swirls, and a 2019 Kristen, which features a floral yet unstable finish. It all pairs well with an earthy meal of Scheana, Dayna, and an unwanted psychic.

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    RHOA & Shahs: When Hello Freezes Over Apr 21, 2020

    On this episode, we're recapping the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and the latest installment of Shahs of Sunset. First up, it's Kandi's baby shower! When Todd snubs Mama Joyce, there will be hell to pay. Sort of. Then on Shahs, Reza and MJ take baby steps towards rebuilding their friendship, one forehead at a time.

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    TopChef: Dial M for Malarkey Apr 20, 2020

    On a supersized Top Chef, the cheftestants must navigate through a Quick Fire with only the help of their loved ones and a shoddy connection from Metro PCS. Then it's off to the mall to hawk some branded items, but not before Malarkey reveals his chef rankings for the season. Our blood... is boiling.

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    RHOBH: Bangs of New York Apr 18, 2020

    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and now that Lisa Vanderpump is gone, who shall wear her crown? It's heavy, in case you didn't hear. Our nominee is Sutton Stracke, the new friend-of who is the sort of monster we dream about. But instead, it looks like the real Queen is going to be Kyle's bangs, which purportedly are the latest terror that Michael Myers has inflicted on a victim. If none of this makes sense, then you better listen to our recap, which comes LIIIIVE from Quarantine!

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    RHONY: Maniac Mansion Apr 17, 2020

    This week on Real Housewives of New York, Sonja gets wasted at a mansion party, and Luann escapes the humiliation of being chosen for Ramona's basement. Plus, icebergs!

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    SummerHouse: Murder Most Carl Apr 16, 2020

    This week on Summer House, Carl gets wasted and feels sorry for himself. Meanwhile, tensions surface between the girls thanks to Lindsay, and Hannah gets blue (tennis) balls.

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    PumpRules: United in Holy Matri-Maloney Apr 15, 2020

    Tom and Katie head to Las Vegas with everyone (except Kristen) on this week's Vanderpump Rules. Why? Because they need to get officially married... again. Meanwhile, we meet Black Mirror Scheana (aka Karrah), and Lisa wears a prom dress. #vanderpumpian

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    Shahs of Sunset: Clown and Country Apr 14, 2020

    **We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Nema invites the gang to a country music festival and MJ and Reza come to a temporary and stinky truce on this week's Shahs of Sunset. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOA: We'll Always Have Closet Apr 13, 2020

    **We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Kenya cries in the Closet Love Built on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta while NeNe tries to make us believe there's still a spark in her marriage. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONY: A Royal De-Basement Apr 10, 2020

    **We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Ramona makes Luann sleep in the basement on her Hamptons girls weekend, but it's Leah's tramp stamp that's really wagging the wattles. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Summer House: The Mediocre Depression Apr 09, 2020

    **We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Jordan leaves Summer House and no on is sad, but Carl brings major depression the next weekend to celebrate Lindsay at her Roaring 20's party. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    PumpRules: Axes of Evil Apr 08, 2020

    **We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** The Witches of Weho put another axe in Kristen's back this week on Vanderpump Rules, but we all beg for one to the face when we find out we have to sit through Schwartz and Katie getting married AGAIN. Get the Dollar Tree tea towels ready! For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Shahs: Tears and Loathing in Los Angeles Apr 07, 2020

    On this week's Shahs of Sunset, Reza blocks all his friends and then cries that he feels alone. Plus, GG endures a medical hardship, and Tommy faces the legal consequences of his actions. In other words, it's a hilarious time for us. Come listen!

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    TopChef: Eat Your Art Out Apr 06, 2020

    This week on Top Chef, the contestants must make funky fried rice for Randal Park and Ali Wong. Then it's off to the Getty Center to find inspiration from art. Who will rise to the challenge, and who will piss off Padma? We recap the whole thing.

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    RHONY: Life After Bethenny... Again Apr 03, 2020

    What the world needs now, is RHONY sweet RHONY. Thank God the Real Housewives of New York are back. The new season launched without Bethenny, but in her place is Leah McSweeney who seems to have the no BS potential we want. It's too early to tell how she'll fit in, but early signs seem to be very positive. What did you think about the premiere?

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    SummerHouse: Fraternizing with the Enemy Apr 02, 2020

    On Summer House, the gang throws a frat toga party for Kyle while simultaneously threatening to banish Jules for... something? It's ridiculous and infuriating, and we have a lot to say about it. Come join!

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    PumpRules: Arrested Development Apr 01, 2020

    Tom and Jax wage escalating pranks at each other, and Brett calls Scheana "middle-aged." Just more fun on Vanderpump Rules, and it all ends with Schwartz being a terrible person!

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    Netflix' Tiger King Episode 1 Mar 31, 2020

    We recapped episode one of Netflix' Tiger King on our premium Patreon bonus last week and you guys asked us for the full season so ok, we're in. The rest of the episodes will be released on our Patreon feed over the next couple of weeks and you'll have the option to watch videos of 2-6 on Crappens On Demand! Enjoy, and thanks for the support! For the bonuses and videos, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Shahs of Sunset: Vidaplicity Mar 31, 2020

    **We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Reza is still trying to get us all to believe that he's the real victim on this week's Shahs of Sunset, but thankfully we get a break from his tired bs to celebrate the force that is Vida. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Top Chef: Ruth-less Mar 30, 2020

    **We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** This week on Top Chef, Ruth Reichl guest judges a Jonathan Gold memorial challenge and roasts the contestants like the queen she is. For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOBH Season 10 Trailer Breakdown Mar 27, 2020

    **This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Today is one of our favorite kinds of episodes. It's a trailer shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 10 Trailer! For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Summer House: Got Milk? Mar 26, 2020

    **This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** This week on Summer House, we find out that Kyle was breastfed for way too long which explains quite a bit. Luke isn't the prince we'd hoped he'd be, but Jordon is the fool we figured he was so it all evens out. For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    PumpRules: That's a No From Me, Daug Mar 25, 2020

    Schwartz' friends celebrate his terrible parenting skills after his lizard dies on this week's Vanderpump Rules and The Witches of WeHo vote out a witch. For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Shahs: Tommy Does Some Landscaping Mar 24, 2020

    The moment we've been sort of waiting for is finally here: Tommy terrorizes planters! Thank goodness for Ring door cams, which have provided the pièce de resistance for this week's episode of Shahs: Tommy hurling various pieces of pottery and one very unlucky cactus across Reza's backyard. He makes a bigger mess than a toppled stack of naked Jenga blocks. Tensions are boiling over for sure, and to make matters worse, Destiney lost a package in Arizona! VOY VOY VOY VOY VOY.

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    RHOA: Talkin' Spit Mar 23, 2020

    The Real Housewives of Atlanta trip to Greece reaches its thrilling conclusion with the one thing we're all trying to avoid: spit. Actually, not quite. Nene merely pretends to spit (but she does in fact manage to throw a peanut / piece of popcorn). We break down all the madness in today's episode.

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    Bonus: Love is Blind Mar 23, 2020

    **This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** We did a bonus episode about Netflix' Love is Blind last week and so many of you requested on the main feed we decided to record an extra bonus and release this episode for free. Hope you likey! For the new bonus catching up on Family Karma, Below Deck Sailing and the Project Runway finale, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    TopChef: Did You MEAN To Have a Season Premiere? Mar 20, 2020

    Top Chef All Stars LA is upon us, and we are so happy to see so many familiar faces, especially our dear friend Gail Simmons. Join us as we dive into this episode as we discuss Brian Malarkey, creamy embers, and Gail's sleeves!

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    RHONJ: Pulling Out All The Staubs - Live from Instagram! Mar 20, 2020

    Part 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion closes out an explosive season with Danielle Staub making her tear-less goodbye to the franchise (until she comes back). We were supposed to recap this episode live in Salt Lake City, but due to Coronavirus precautions, we took our "live show" to Instagram instead. Enjoy!

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    SummerHouse: Dude, Where's My Carl? Mar 19, 2020

    Summer House is full of meltdowns. First there's Kyle and Amanda, whose relationship is melting into goo before our eyes. Then there's Lindsay and Carl, lovers-turned-exes whose friendship may never reach its pre-finger bang state. But at least Carl has Sarah from Barry's to help him rebound. Or does he? We recap all the madness on today's episode. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    PumpRules: Awfully Wedded Mar 19, 2020

    The moment nobody was waiting for has finally arrived: Jax and Brittany's wedding on Vanderpump Rules! After years of thinking every red flag was a pair of weirdly shaped undies, Brit has committed herself to life with Jason Cauchi, and at this point, we're just in it for the schadenfreude. Meanwhile, back in LA, Dayna learns why it's so important to never confuse Jones Restaurant with Joans On 3rd. Oh, young love — always a kale salad away from destruction.

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    Shahs of Sunset: Dreadpool Mar 17, 2020

    Reza hits a new low on Shahs of Sunset, but MJ is back and armed with a drink to throw. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOA: Nope-a! Mar 16, 2020

    The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Greece, and Nene and Kenya bring on the tragedy. Will they ever get past this? And hey...are these cats getting fatter? To hear this week's bonus episode about Love is Blind, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONJ: Key Party Reunion Mar 12, 2020

    It's Part Two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and it's all about the couples boning and Jen not being able to stay quiet for more than two seconds at a time. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Summer House: #MoreStrife Mar 12, 2020

    Carl acts like a total jackass this week on Summer House and Jordon is back to try to get a boner. It doesn't work. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    PumpRules: You're the Onesie Mar 11, 2020

    **This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Vanderpump Rules kids have the 972nd celebration of the Kentucky Weddin'. They party in onesies and dump on Kristen a bunch. Yay! For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Shahs: Voy Meets World Mar 10, 2020

    After a one night stand with Sara's brother Sam, Destiney faces the scrutiny of the group on this week's Shah's of Sunset. Plus, it's a quadruple dose of filler activities: DIY pottery, cat coffee, dance class, and a cooking competition!

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    RHOA: My Big Fat Greek Divorce Mar 09, 2020

    On this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya Moore faces the twin miseries of a public divorce and traveling with Nene to Greece. At least there's baklava?

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    SummerHouse: Carl-ing It Quits Mar 06, 2020

    After a harrowing seven minutes as boyfriend and girlfriend, Carl realizes his new relationship with Lindsay is moving so fast that it's driving him to drink. What a f**kboy to do? (Actually, just look to seasons 1-3 for all your answers). And so Lindsay becomes the latest in a long line of Carl victims who find themselves wrapped around his finger one day and kicked to the curb the next. These are the days of our Summer House. Oh, and as an added bonus: Jordan's back!

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    RHONJ: Throwing Sh-Ayden Mar 05, 2020

    The season ten reunion of Real Housewives of New Jersey started this week, and no one was ready to scream more than Jennifer Ayden. When she wasn't hurling "ARE TOO!" insults at the women, she was accusing them of self-absorption, bad parenting, and pretty much anything else she could think of. In other words, it was hilarious.

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    PumpRules: Jax and Brittany Go To Blight Castle Mar 04, 2020

    This week on Vanderpump Rules, Jax and Tom bury the hatchet (for now), and then the gang goes to the living nightmare that is The Kentucky Castle. Meanwhile, Charli becomes our new hero, and James promises to stop drinking... again. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Shahs of Sunset: Sally Be Obsessed Mar 03, 2020

    Shahs of Sunset finds Reza in Vegas for his big Sally Beauty event. Will Destiney bone Sara's brother? Will Tommy get a standing o for his takedown of Adam? And will Reza Be Obsessed really make your color last longer? For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOA: Charity Gall-a Mar 02, 2020

    Kenya's marriage falls apart at the charity gala that was supposed to be her debut as a Mrs on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Summer House: Codependence Day Feb 28, 2020

    Summer House has its annual Fourth of July party, but no one really celebrates Independence. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONJ: A Very Juicy Deportation Feb 27, 2020

    **This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with an admission of guilt from Tre and a lot of "So what? Who cares?" from Joe in Italy. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Vanderpump Rules: Diss Inivited Feb 26, 2020

    **This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Jax kicks Sandoval out of his wedding on this week's Vanderpump Rules. Who will tie Schwartz' bowtie? For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Shahs: Flinging Mud Feb 25, 2020

    The fallout continues between Reza, Destiney, and MJ, but that's not going to get in the way of a mud run! Meanwhile, GG is on the road to pregnancy, Nema has an awkward chat with his ex., and a possum becomes the surprise star of 2020. Just more mud, sweat, and tears on Shahs of Sunset!

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    RHOA: On Bowling Pins and Needles Feb 24, 2020

    On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marc put together a "couples night" at the bowling alley, which is a perfect arena for us to watch their marriage fall apart. We're split on this: is Kenya more (pun!) to blame? Or is Marc the real jerk here? Tweet us your thoughts @whatcrappens

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    SummerHouse: So Many Fingering Doubts - Live from Omaha Feb 23, 2020

    On Summer House, love is in the air — but like, in the same way asbestos might be in the air if you go to the wrong building. Lindsay and Carl are official, and so now it's time for them to go on their first date! In this case, that means supermarket sushi on a rooftop with Fireball. Never have we wished more for an actual fireball to descend upon them. Meanwhile, Kyle and Amanda have run out of passion, and Luke still wants to get with Hannah. Why do we love this show so much??

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    RHONJ: Shore-y, Not Shore-y — Live from Kansas! Feb 22, 2020

    It's another day at the Jersey Shore on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but this one ends with quite the twist, courtesy of Danielle Staub. We're recapping it all live from Lawrence F**kin' Kansas!!

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    PumpRules: The Not-So-Distant Pastor Feb 19, 2020

    We're fired up about this week's Vanderpump Rules as Britney and Jax grapple with how to deal with a controversial pastor. And just when it seems like Lance Bass is here to save the day, things flare up on Peter's batting cage birthday. Get ready for some ranting! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Below Deck: Bru-union Feb 18, 2020

    The boys of Below Deck flounder around and wallow in excuses for the entire Below Deck Reunion. Will Andy stand for it? Or will he stan for it? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Shahs of Sunset: Hate and Ali Feb 18, 2020

    Reza goes ham on Ali for the Jenga rumors this week on Shahs of Sunset. Is MJ controlling everything from a hospital bed? And will Destiny ever stop crying? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOA: Liars and Cheetahs Feb 17, 2020

    NeNe and Cynthia come to a shaky truce on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but nothing can save NeNe's animal print party from drowning in really large glasses of salsa. For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Summer House: Goldfinger Feb 14, 2020

    Kyle and Amanda can't make it this week, so the gang throws a "Daddy's Gone" party while Paige shows off her new gold ring. It's the season of fingers, what can we say? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONJ: Gym Tan Beverly Feb 13, 2020

    The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore for some fights about thrown plates and Beverly is officially shown to the door. Until next week. For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Vanderpump Rules: Pride and Notjealous Feb 12, 2020

    **This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** It's the yearly Pride episode of Vanderpump Rules and Scheana's insecurity over the new girl takes center stage. For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Toronto, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeck: ‘Below Deck’ Reunion Has a Host of Issues Feb 11, 2020

    The much anticipated Below Deck reunion commenced last night with Andy Cohen serving as captain, and needless to say, this boat veered way off course. Chief stew Kate wound up in the hot seat most of the night while the men faced mostly softball questions over the hour. Here's to hoping Andy redeems himself in part two next week... Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Shahs: Welcome to the Jenga Feb 11, 2020

    After a year off the air, Shahs of Sunset returned in glorious form: GG hates Shervin, Mike has a new love of his life (and this time he's really really REALLY grown up!), and Adam might be hosting naked Jenga behind Reza's back. What messiness is in store for us? We can only imagine. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOA: Cookies 'n' Scream Feb 11, 2020

    Real Housewives of Atlanta is finally back, and we kick things off with Kenya pouncing on sweet Tanya. And this time she's called in backup: THE COOKIE LADY. It's amazing what people will do for a free snickerdoodle. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONJ: My Apologies Will Go On — Live from New Orleans Feb 08, 2020

    Despite having to compete with a Celine Dion concert, we packed the theater for our live show from New Orleans. And to mark the occasion, we talked Real Housewives of New Jersey. This week, the Marge celebrates twenty years in business while Jennifer attempts to clear the air with Jackie. Also, Joe unclogs Teresa's sink before dropping some caveman advice on Bill.

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    SummerHouse: The Masked Finger — Live from Birmingham Feb 07, 2020

    Summer House is back, and everyone is talking about it. And so are we, duh! To celebrate the premiere, we're recapping this finger-lickin' good episode in Birmingham, AL! Well, technically it's Hoover, AL, but you get the point. Come check out our take on the latest Carl/Lindsay drama, Kyle's dinner table freakout, and our continued love for Paige and Hannah.

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    Vanderpump Rules: Grumpy Old(er) Men Feb 05, 2020

    **This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The crew celebrates Brittany and Jax for the 97th time in a week by putting on age makeup and Dayna refuses to believe she's dating a douchebag. Also, LVP is a HOLLYWOOD LEGEND DAHLING! For this week's bonus episode recorded on our road trip through Texas, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Flailing Yacht Feb 05, 2020

    It's another version of Below Deck! This one sails and tilts and drawers open and people keep getting shocked by it. We loved it. Enjoy! For this week's bonus episode recorded on our road trip through Texas, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Below Deck: Drowning in Kick Sand Feb 05, 2020

    Below Deck crescendos the blatant misogyny of season seven when Kevin kicks sand in Kate's face. Pure class, that one. For this week's bonus episode recorded on our road trip through Texas, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONJ: Leaving Worsthampton Live in Houston Feb 01, 2020

    This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey was recorded live from Warehouse Live in Houston, TX. The fight about childrens' party budgets rages, Tre and Joe Gorga get steamy over cauliflower, and our live audience reaches levels of coo-coo never before heard in the history of live shows. Buckle those belts. For this week's bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    PumpRules: It's Brittany, Bach — Live from Austin Jan 31, 2020

    Hey guys — did you hear that Brittany and Jax are getting married? America's sourhearts bring all their friends down to Miami for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party on Vanderpump Rules, and the drama that ensues is... classic. Seriously Brittany: don't do it!!! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeck: Hard to Swallow Jan 28, 2020

    Kevin on Below Deck has been a dick all season; so it's appropriate that he heads into the finale presenting a giant cake dick to a bunch of unimpressed guests. Join us as we recap this penultimate episode, which features the usual blend of microaggresions and misogyny!

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    RHONJ: Savings and Moan - Live from Columbus Jan 26, 2020

    The accusations fly on Real Housewives of New Jersey when Jennifer Ayden realizes that Jackie might actually be wealthier than she is. It's a good old-fashioned fight about a pizza party with just a smidge of violence at the end: the perfect way to ring in our eight year anniversary episode.

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    PumpRules: Burn After Reading - Live from Detroit! Jan 25, 2020

    On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Stassi gives us the sort of meltdown we crave most from her: shrill, entitled, and loud. But is she in the wrong? We discuss that question and the latest drama from the world of Scheana in our live show from Detroit!

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    #1140 Below Deck: Unstung Zeroes Jan 21, 2020

    Alexis Bellino finishes up her thirsty Below Deck trip without a ring, and Rhylee comes at the boys "got it"s ablazin'. Who will end this episode stung the hardest? For this week's bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOA: Hi, Wig! Jan 21, 2020

    Tanya smuggles in Kenya's wig on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. Will it send Kenya over the edges? For this week's bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Project Runway: DNA Dramz Jan 21, 2020

    Project Runway presents a heritage challenge, which leads to fabulous creativity and manipulative exploitation. For this week's bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    2020 Crappies Jan 18, 2020

    It's time for the eight annual Crappy Awards. @bendelker and @ronniekaram were joined onstage at the Regent Theater in Los Angeles by the wonderful @mercedesjavid @nemavand (#ShahsofSunset) @braunwyn (RHOC) @ariana2525 @tomsandoval1 (#PumpRules) @twojudgeygirls (Two Judgey Girls Podcast) @dannypellegrino (Everything Iconic Podcast) @nadinerajabi (Below Deck Med) @larzmarie @ecareyo (SUP Podcast). We were blessed with the brilliant music stylings of @thepaintednail (Nail Files, Second Wives Club) and @wafanasieff (Grammy Winner and current nominee!) For this week's bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONJ: Mother of All Episodes Jan 16, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrates Mothers Day with a drag brunch and the ladies head to the Hamptons for a knock down drag out. For this week's bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    PumpRules: Jaxervention Jan 15, 2020

    **This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Jax gets mixed up in Kristen and Carter's relationship and Scheanna takes revenge on an enemy with a good old fashioned swiffer. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Below Deck: Jesus Jugs, Take The Keel Jan 14, 2020

    Alexis Bellino makes her Below Deck debut this week, which basically amounts to her making out with her indifferent boyfriend Drew. Meanwhile, Courtney and Brian hit a snag in their romance and Kevin throws out his back. Thailand, Thailand where everyone gets a baby muscle spasm!

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    RHOA: Carnival Circus Jan 14, 2020

    It's the fight we've been waiting for all season on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it did not disappoint. Turns out SnakeGate™ was good for at least one thing: a brawl we'll be laughing about for a long time. Check out our recap of the madness.

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    RHOD: Lo(cken) Siento Jan 10, 2020

    It's the moment we've all been waiting for: Leeanne faces the music for her racially insensitive comments towards Kary... and it is as much of a mess as anyone could imagine. When we weren't cringing over this this Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, we were laughing. A lot. Come join us!

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    RHONJ: Dog & Ponytail Show Jan 10, 2020

    It's the fight that everyone's been talking about on Real Housewives of New Jersey: Marge pours water on Danielle's head, Danielle yanks Marge's ponytail. Old school stripper fighting. Plus, Frankie Jr. walks in Melissa's Envy fashion show, and Jackie teaches us about yogurt. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    PumpRules: New Kids on the Block Jan 08, 2020

    Vanderpump Rules is back, and there are plenty of changes afoot: half the cast moved to teh suburbs, a bunch of new people are sleeping with each other, and Lisa Vanderpump is pulling rabbits out of hats (or so we suspect). Come check out this supersized recap of the Season 8 premiere!

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    Below Deck: The Got It Witch Trials Jan 07, 2020

    Below Deck's deck crew teams up to rid the boat of Rhylee, and Kevin takes revenge on a picky guest by doing a better job. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Married to Medicine: Out With a Bang Jan 07, 2020

    The third part of Married to Medicine's reunion features yelling, screaming, religious persecution allegations, boob talk, and apology bangs. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOA: Toronto Raptors Jan 07, 2020

    The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Carnival in Toronto and Cynthia says "Snakegate" a lot while NeNe denies leaking her own card to the blogs. To hear our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 2 — Live from Philadelphia Jan 02, 2020

    It's part two of our RHOBH rewind episode, live from Philadelphia. We're recapping Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" — the installment that launched Taylor Armonstrong into internet fame ten years later. If you missed the first part of the recap, tune in to episode 1125, and always double check that you're subscribed to the podcast so you don't miss a show!

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    RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 1 — Live from Philadelphia Jan 01, 2020

    It's the episode that launched a million memes: Taylor Armstrong losing her mind at a party in Malibu. For our live show in Philadelphia, we decided to take a stroll down memory lane to Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Our recap was so long (mainly because we were feeling like lunatics and going on a million tangents), that we've split the episode into two parts, with the second one coming tomorrow. Happy New Year!

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    RHOC: Never Have I Ever Dec 27, 2019

    The Real Housewives of Orange County ends their fourteenth season by kicking Vicki off early to have an epic meltdown before bringing out someone even more detestable. Please welcome The King of Snarcasm, Shane! To hear the second part of our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Married to Medicine: Married to Doctor(ing of Documents) Dec 26, 2019

    In Married to Medicine's season finale, Buffie has a full on breakdown and Quad says "doctoring of documents" a lot. To hear the second part of our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOC: The Nightmare Before Christmas Dec 25, 2019

    Santa came two days early when he brought us a very special gift on Monday: Part 2 of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion. It's astonishing how funny these episodes have been, and we can barely wait for Thursday's grand finale.

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    BelowDeck: One Stew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest Dec 24, 2019

    It's another night out with the cavemen on this week's "Below Deck," and this time around, Smashton is drunk, horny, AND violent. It's enough to make a head stew quit. Luckily, we'll always have Master Pierson.

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    RHOA: A Very CHILL Engagement Dec 24, 2019

    Mike Hill finally pops the question to Cynthia on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta." But never under estimate Kenya's ability to undermine a good surprise. Plus, more fun with mystery husband Marc!

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    RHOD: Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word Dec 20, 2019

    The Real Housewives of Dallas wraps up its fourth season with Leeanne royally botching her chance to apologize to Kary for her racially insensitive remarks. It's a cringe-worthy episode, but at least we get Mama Dee munching on nacho chips! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOC: Has-Beens & Wives Dec 20, 2019

    The season 14 "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion got off to a fiery, hilarious start this week, and we're here to rehash every minute: from Vicki's fuming that she's a has-been to Kelly calling Tamra a "dummy."

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    RHONJ: Don't Put All Your Easter Eggs In One Basket Dec 20, 2019

    It's Easter Sunday on "Real Housewives of New Jersey," which means it's time for food, family, and tears. Just another weekend in the Giudice household.

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    RHOC: Betchfight at the WooHoo Corral Dec 19, 2019

    *This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Cowgirl Tamra tries to start a fight with Doddahontas at Vicki's engagement party in The Real Housewives of Orange County season finale, but ends up fighting with a bush instead. For this week's premium Project Runway recap and the first part of our Top Chef AllStars preview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, NOLA, Lawrence KS, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma, Asbury Park NJ, Washington DC, San Francisco and Boston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Below Deck: Smoke Master Dec 17, 2019

    Master Pearson returns to Below Deck. Will his family have better luck this time or will they be smoked out? For this week's premium Project Runway recap, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver and Oklahoma! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOA: Hairapy Dec 17, 2019

    Real Housewives of Atlanta spends a lot of time in therapy this week. Porsha forgives Dennis (kinda), NeNe tries to learn how to not say sorry in a more forgivable way, and Kenya cries at her lawyer's office. It's fun. Then we check in on more therapy in a quick Married to Medicine check in. To hear this week's two part premium bonus episode covering the new Top Chef season, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver, Oklahoma, Asbury Park, Washington DC, Boston, and ! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONJ: Chestnuts Roasted Dec 14, 2019

    It's our last live show of 2020 and we're celebrating in Seattle with this touching Christmas episode. The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their trip to Jamaica with a Jennifer hosted roast, but Danielle manages to steal the show in twenty seconds of phone time. She's got the touch, that one. Lots of bonus Christmas carols by special guests! To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer House Season 4 trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver, Oklahoma, Asbury Park, Washington DC, Boston and San Francisco! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOC: The Betch Also Rises Live From Denver Dec 13, 2019

    We're live from The Oriental Theater in Denver for this very special episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. By very special episode, we mean...well it's a lie it's not a special episode but dammit we love it. Also, who is Ernest Hemingway? To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer House Season 4 trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver, Oklahoma, Asbury Park, Washington DC, Boston and San Francisco! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOD: Khob Khun Ka, But No Khob Khun Ka Dec 12, 2019

    *This audio has been re-uploaded so if your audio sucks, re-download. Sorry for the trouble!*Real Housewives of Dallas finishes up their Thailand trip with a culmination of crappy Mexican comments by Leeanne. Will the group make it through this? Will we? To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer House Season 4 trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver, Oklahoma, Asbury Park, Washington DC, Boston and San Francisco! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Below Deck: Toxic Brüsculinity Dec 10, 2019

    The crew gets the day off on "Below Deck," and what starts off as a lovely holiday (baby elephants!!!) turns nasty as the stench of chauvinism descends on the brüs. It all leads to a drunken day of partying, topped off with an uncharacteristic Kate Chastain meltdown. We have a lot to say.

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    ProjectRunway: Taking Up Space Dec 10, 2019

    It's the season premiere of "Project Runway," and things are starting on a very interstellar note. The new batch of contestants must team up and create a set of two looks for a luxury space hotel: one a jumpsuit, the other a cocktail dress for happy hour. Intergalactic fantasy tourism... but make it fashion.

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    RHOA: Edged Out Dec 10, 2019

    Marlo tries to launch a new wig line on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but she's upstaged by Kenya Moore's edge cream. Just another day in the ATL.

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    RHONJ: She's Just Not That Into You — Live from Philadelphia Dec 08, 2019

    "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" cast trip to Jamaica continues to unravel this week as Jackie grapples with the notion that Dolores may just not like her. Plus, Margaret's passing joke about Teresa and jailbait comes back to haunt her as Tre's 12 hour delay finally expires. It's a raucous, wild night of recapping, live from Union Transfer in Philadelphia!

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    RHOD: Belle of the Ping Pong Ball - Live from St. Louis Dec 07, 2019

    On "The Real Housewives of Dallas," the ladies visit an elephant sanctuary before venturing in Bangkok's infamous red light district. Needless to say, they all get a little more than they were expecting. Thailand! Thailand! Where everyone gets a traumatic experience at a ping pong show!

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    Married2Med: I Luh Ya Papi Dec 05, 2019

    The couples trip on "Married To Medicine" drones on with the usual mix of domestic tension and excessive "games." This time around though, the guys manage to sneak away and hang with some strippers, landing Damon into hot water with Heavenly.

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    RHOC: The Drags of Society Dec 05, 2019

    *This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The Real Housewives of Orange County make their way to Key West, where Vicki is a dick at a drag show and Kelly yells and cries then yells some more. PS Vicki has never conned anyone mkay? To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer House Season 4 trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver, Oklahoma, Asbury Park and Washington DC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    #1103 Below Deck: OMGeeminy Cricket! Dec 03, 2019

    Below Deck has a fresh charter of horny moms to terrify Captain Lee, and Simone and Tanner kind of bang. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver and Oklahoma! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONJ: Jerk! Chicken! Dec 03, 2019

    *This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The Real Housewives of New Jersey are in Jamaica and Jennifer embarrasses all of us. Marge and Jackie are separated from the group as punishment and there's a fight about who the biggest bully is. Mon. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver and Oklahoma! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOC: We're In Miami, BETCH! Dec 03, 2019

    *This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The Real Housewives of Orange County go to Miami for hair pulling, screeching, and amateur stripping. Also, Tamra rides a bike LOL. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver and Oklahoma! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOA: Red Read Regiftion Dec 03, 2019

    Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya struggling with a regift and Cynthia claiming her Baileycue is annual. Also, Marlo performs a very touching speech and we're...touched. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver and Oklahoma! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONY Rewind: Bon Voyage Ramona Live from Chicago Nov 29, 2019

    We're live from the City Winery in Chicago to celebrate the classic Real Housewives of New York episode Bon Voyage, Ramona. Ramona gets wet hair and almost murders someone. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver and Oklahoma! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    MarriedToMed: Buffie the Jackie Slayer Nov 28, 2019

    "Married to Medicine" heads to Cabo for the annual couples trip, and it's full of drama: a van breaks down, Buffie yells at Jackie, and Quad walks up stairs!

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    BelowDeck: Paleo Riot Nov 26, 2019

    Rhylee is back on "Below Deck," and she's the perfect person to take on the yacht's reigning douchebag: Kevin. Meanwhile, the primary continues to be horrifically creepy to poor Simone, who just wants to master the fine art of pouring coffee over ice.

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    RHOA: Marlo the Mediator Nov 26, 2019

    The somewhat anticipated face-to-face moment between Cynthia and Nene finally happens on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and it's just as not-very-exciting as we anticipated. Don't worry though: Marlo is here to bridge the gap. Or at least wear crazy outfits. Plus, Eva eats alone, Porsha is back at work, and Kenya is married to a jerk.

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    RHONJ: The 40 Year Old Splurgin' - Live from NYC Nov 24, 2019

    It's Crappensgiving on the podcast, and we're celebrating by not just recapping "Real Housewives of New Jersey" but also inviting two people we are deeply thankful for: Kate Chastain (Below Deck) and Hannah Berner (Summer House). Together, the four of us declare what we are most thankful for on Bravo (and life). Then it's on to recap Melissa Gorga's 40th Birthday bash, which is most notable for one thing: RAMONA SINGER.

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    RHOC: Wean Girls - Live from NYC Nov 24, 2019

    On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn hosts a "weaning party" while the Tamra / Kelly feud deepens. Plus, Shannon is faced with her biggest fear: KEY WEST.

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    RHOD: L'Infinite Jest Nov 21, 2019

    The "Real Housewives of Dallas" head off to Thailand and the wheels come off pretty quickly. First, Kameron unleashes a hellacious baby elephant song, then LeeAnne joins the hat police, and finally D'Andra weaponizes a L'Infinity Dress for passive-aggressive effect. And oh yeah, LeeAnne unleashes a torrent of problematic comments along the way. OY. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Married2Med: Vajay Walking Nov 20, 2019

    Dr Jackie has a party to release her Queen V book cover and outs Buffie's infertility issues. Will a dance off in cabo fix everything or just leave Daddy with a crushed skull? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver and Oklahoma! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Below Deck: Pirate Peaked Nov 19, 2019

    A pack of douchebags board Below Deck to sexually harass Simone and play beer bong at their pirate party. It's sad and amazing. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver and Oklahoma! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOA: Nope Floats Nov 18, 2019

    Cynthia and NeNe are about to come face to face on the Bravo World Pride float. Will anyone leave with their pride intact? And will Kenya find eggs for her husband? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver and Oklahoma! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONJ: Obstacle Hoors Live from Chicago Nov 17, 2019

    We're live from the City Winery in Chicago for this very special Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap. The ladies go to an obstacle course and Danielle fights with Margaret about who's the biggest prostitution hoor. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver and Oklahoma! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOD: My So-Called Mid-Life Crisis — Live from Indianapolis Nov 16, 2019

    The "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is on the verge of heading to Thailand... but first: a filler episode where Travis has a midlife crisis birthday bash and Kameron learns archery. Maybe not the most thrilling plot description ever, but we certainly have fun with it at our live show in Indianapolis. It's all part of #BenRonCon weekend. Plus, several of our favorites call in from BravoCon. Dream come true.

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    RHOC: Like Possum, Like Possum Nov 13, 2019

    *This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* This week's Real Housewives of Orange County centers around the kids. Ryan goes to therapy cuz Tamra's a real good mom mkay? Also, Shannon tries to let Tamra have it but the tables are turned faster than David could passively aggressively eat a bag of Kettle Crisps. become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver and Oklahoma! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeck: Sailing, Takes Abbi Away Nov 12, 2019

    Looks like Abbi's going to venture out on her own Abbi road. The beleaguered deckhand on "Below Deck" has come to realize that impulsive, unprofessional pastures are the best fit for her. Plus, Captain Lee shows the guests a water park, and Ashton continues to blur the lines between co-worker and horndog.

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    RHOA: Baby Boom Nov 11, 2019

    We're only on the second episode of "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but already Kenya has found something petty to fight about. But that's what we're here for, right? Also, babies. Lots and lots of babies. Everyone has a child suddenly. Even Marlo!

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    RHOD: Carnie Commitment w Guests Captain Lee and Lea Black Live from Ft Lauderdale Nov 09, 2019

    Our friends Captain Lee from Below Deck and Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and the Lunch With Lea Podcast joined us in Fort Lauderdale for a really fun recap of Leanne's wedding on Real Housewives of Dallas. Thanks so everyone who came out! For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham and Vancouver! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONJ: The ICEmen Cometh - Live from Tampa Nov 08, 2019

    We celebrate the return of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" with a rowdy, awesome live show in Tampa. Unfortunately though, the audio is really bad. We're sorry — we tried to fix it, but we really couldn't do much. However, we implore you to stick it out because we have so much fun breaking down the season premiere of RHONJ. Plus, the Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, makes a special appearance on our show to talk about being a guest on Below Deck and other endeavors in her life. Come listen! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Married2Med: Beware of Pissy Pools Nov 06, 2019

    This week on "Married to Medicine," Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad... as in, two dates over the course of one meal. Then the gang heads to Contessa's house where absentee mothering results in an over-the-top $15k triple birthday party for the kids.

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    RHOC: Zoinks! Kelly Exposes Tamra Nov 06, 2019

    On this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County," a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn... until the ladies exchange some notes. Now it looks like Kelly has Tamra in her crosshairs, and it's not going to be pretty.

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    BelowDeck: Save The Last Lap Dance Nov 05, 2019

    A casual engagement and a TED Talk striptease highlight another delightful episode of "Below Deck." We're recapping all of it, and if you think we have nothing to say about the davit repair, YOU'D BE WRONG.

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    RHOA: Baby Got (Kenya) Back Nov 05, 2019

    "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is back, and more importantly (or should we say Moore importantly), Kenya has returned to the fold. Love her or hate her, she makes for good TV — and by the end of the hour, Kenya is back at it again. Check out our sleep-deprived recap of the season premiere!

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    RHOD: Mother (Issues) of the Bride w/ Katie Cazorla Oct 31, 2019

    Our fabulous friend of Crappens, Katie Cazorla from Second Wives Club, joins Ronnie for Real Housewives of Dallas. Will we figure out what that lotion by the bed is for? For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!) and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOC: Pinkies Up with Danny Pellegrino Oct 30, 2019

    *This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and the upcoming book Fancy AF Cocktails joins Ronnie to recap the Vicki Tea Party episode of Real Housewives of Orange County while Ben lives it up at a wedding in Thailand. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!) and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Below Deck: Pearls, Swine, and Juice Oct 29, 2019

    Kate gets a new Sexy Aunt title on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee owns an ass. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!) and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Married2Med: Scuttle Launch Oct 28, 2019

    Quad has a birthday party/book launch and celebrates her sister/friends in a very dramatic speech. Unfortunately, it didn't include her truly great friend Toya. BYE! This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!) and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOD: Female Noshowerment Oct 24, 2019

    *This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Leeanne has a couple of no shows at her thirtieth shower, so she fights back with the strongest weapon in Dallas: wedding invitations in text message form. This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!) and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOC: Fashion Bullying Oct 23, 2019

    *This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Real Housewives of Orange County shows us what an OC fashion show looks like, and it's terrifying. Kathy the model director loses her shit and becomes an instant classic, so there's that! This week's premium bonus takes place in a rental car on our last road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!) and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeck: Brandy, You're A Fine Girl Oct 22, 2019

    This week on "Below Deck," Kevin makes the fatal error of getting on Kate's bad side. Plus, charter guest Brandy goes on an epic bender that leaves her partially zombified. We're recapping all of it on today's show!

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    Married2Med: Barns & Ignoble Oct 21, 2019

    The "Married To Medicine" tour of Savannah continues with a semi-masked dinner in a barn. Along the way, Quad makes a dramatic speech, Mariah endorses "Game of Thrones," and Contessa hoards some leftovers. Good times had by all! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOD: Not A Roast-Busters - Live from Richmond! Oct 19, 2019

    We're closing in on Halloween, and "The Real Housewives of Dallas" are keeping it spooky with a trip to the famously haunted Hill House Manor. But nothing is scarier than LeeAnne Locken ordering you to the vasectomy line. We are breaking it all down live from Richmond, VA! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOC: The Girl (On Girl) On The Train - Live from Chapel Hill Oct 18, 2019

    "The Real Housewives of Orange County" takes a train down to San Diego for a wild afternoon of debauchery, crying, and Meghan King Edmonds. We tackle the whole messy thing live at Cat's Cradle in North Carolina. Come listen!

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    Below Deck: There's Something About Kevin Oct 15, 2019

    *This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* There's an engagement on this week's Below Deck, and Kevin gets to mansplain a bunch of stuff. Also the crazy lady who has foodgasms returns to creep everyone out. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock passers by at the Atlanta airport food court, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!) and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Married2Med: Sister Friend Retrial Retreat Oct 14, 2019

    *This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Jackie planned a Sister Friend Revival Retreat, and no one retreated. Quad and Mariah got to yell a lot though! As far as we could tell, no one brought the coke. BOOOOOOO. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock passers by at the Atlanta airport food court, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!) and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONY Rewind: Little Rey of Sunshine Live in Atlanta Oct 14, 2019

    For our second live show of the night, we rewound the clock on Real Housewives of New York to the infamous Rey episode. He has a charity. A charity that helps poor people. Thanks to everyone who came out and made our night so special! Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOD: Good Fences Make Good Fiancés Live in Atlanta Oct 13, 2019

    We're live from City Winery in Atlanta to cover Leeanne's lingerie shower. Will the ladies get along? And will the fence ever recover? To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!) and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOC: O Oct 09, 2019

    *This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Shannon gets an O Shot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and Gina gets stood up on a date over a broken toe. To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!) and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeck: We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Toilet Oct 08, 2019

    "Below Deck" has returned, and this time the yacht has made its way to Phuket, Thailand where the temperatures are high and the bowel movements are frequent. We're already sweating. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Married2Med: Bad Nudes Travels Fast Oct 08, 2019

    Toya's paint 'n' sip gives Swinging Richards a run for the money on "Married To Medicine." Will Heavenly be able to get away with it? Or will the gossiping men blow up her spot? Plus, Simone terrifies her kids with cottage cheese, Contessa drops a bombshell on Scott, and Jackie explores sex toys. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOD: Sweatin' To The Old Me's Oct 03, 2019

    "The Real Housewives of Dallas" trip to Mexico continues to breed drama as LeeAnne finds every reason under the sun to fight with everyone. Thank God. Plus, sweat lodges and bolognese. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOC: All's Wellness That Ends Wellness Oct 02, 2019

    The ongoing (and hilarious) feud between Kelly Dodd and Vicky Gunvalson reaches a drunken head this week on "The Real Housewives of Orange County." Will any of the women finally find wellness at the wellness retreat? Listen to our recap to find out.

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    Below Deck Med: Passion Police Oct 01, 2019

    Below Deck Med concludes its season on a sour note as Captain Sandy confronts Hannah about lacking passion for cleaning toilets. But hey, good news! Another misogynist got promoted! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Married2Med: Bargain Debasement Sep 30, 2019

    Buffie joins Married to Medicine and brings on a friend to shame Toya for not paying her taxes at a bargain bin party. It never gets old. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOP: Goose/Bumps Sep 30, 2019

    The final reunion of Real Housewives of Potomac centers around Michael Darby's goose. Or was it a tap? Or was it a squeeze? No one's really sure, but let's watch him completely chew off his lower lip as he lies his ass off. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOD: Trash and Burn Live in Nashville Sep 28, 2019

    We're live in Nashville to give this amazing episode of Real Housewives of Dallas the respect it deserves. Kam throws a napkin at a trash bag in Mexico, the trash bag cries, and Leeanne struggles not to kill the new chick. To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOC: A Cure for Wellness Live in Charlotte Sep 27, 2019

    We're live from the Queens City Comedy Festival in Charlotte for this week's Real Housewives of Orange County recap. The ladies are still seeking wellness in Arizona, but will Vicki be the ultimate cure for wellness? To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeckMed: Blights of the Round Table Sep 24, 2019

    Just when it seems like the charter season is going to end on a peaceful note, Sandy gives Hannah a dread table talk on the latest episode of "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Leave no tchotchke behind!! Meanwhile, Ben canNOT be rushed, and Joao is still sick. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Married2Med: The Straw That Broke The Doctor's Back Sep 24, 2019

    This week on "Married To Medicine," Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone organize an ambush dinner to resolve their issues with Mariah and Heavenly. Plus, a heartbreaking scene with Toya and fresh green beans from Quad.

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    RHOP: Grope Springs Eternal Sep 24, 2019

    "The Real Housewives of Potomac" season 4 reunion rolls into its second episode with more petty infighting and groping allegations. In other words, it's hilarious. And as an added bonus, we get more footage of Michael's back sweat as he watches from a balcony. Fun! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOD: Not Coming From A Place of Careyes Sep 20, 2019

    It's a super, SUPER-sized "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap with special guest Rae Sanni filling in for Ronnie. First we have some chatter about the state of Bravo and our favorite Real Housewives. Then we launch into the RHOD episode, which features the women heading to Mexico (but not before D'Andra has a professional blunder with Travis). To skip directly to the RHOD recap, head to about 00:16:43 Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com Subscribe on iTunes: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo

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    RHOC: The Soundbath & The Fury Sep 18, 2019

    A routine soundbath goes awry after Kelly Dodd inflicts severe head trauma on Shannon Beador. Just one of many amazing moments on this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County." Plus, Emily dances at last! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeckMed: Glove and Hip Hop Sep 17, 2019

    Below Deck Med delivers a very grumpy Captain Sandy this week. Angry wind, lazy jet skis and a lack of white gloves are about to set the banana lover over the edge of a hug cliff, but hey! Aesha and Jack are gettin laid so yay? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Denver, Columbus, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Married to Medicine: Come to Teasus Meeting Sep 17, 2019

    Married to Medicine has an Emergentea Party, giving the ladies a chance to wear hats and tell each other off without having to apologize. Will Quad run out of words before she runs out of wigs? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Denver, Columbus, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOP: Reunion Part One Mommy Fearest Sep 16, 2019

    The Real Housewives of Potomac bless us with a reunion full of purse to face reenactments and screaming matches about who's the biggest mooch. To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOD: Not a Roast! Sep 12, 2019

    *You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo D'Andra celebrates her fiftieth by inviting her friends and frienemies to roast her, but who will win the new game show Leeanne hosts called Not a Roast!? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOC: L'Eggo My Ego Sep 11, 2019

    *You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Doctor Deb meets The Real Housewives of Orange County in her EGO necklace to dispense rocks while Kelly tries to decide whether or not to join an all Vicki inclusive trip to a spa. Also, Shane is as disgusting as ever. To hear this week's episode about Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeckMed: Wasted Not, Want Not Sep 10, 2019

    This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Travis once again becomes a drunken liability, causing Sandy to have a hug-to-heart conversation with him. Plus, Ben still is hissing at the galley, and Jack tries his hand at poetry.

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    Married2Med: Open and a Bit Too Honest Sep 10, 2019

    "Married To Medicine" roars back in its season premiere by giving us what we love most about the show: petty Twitter feuds, screaming accusations, and of course, dreams of being Surgeon General. And that's really only the tip of the iceberg. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo

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    RHOP: La'Dame-sel in Distress Sep 09, 2019

    "The Real Housewives of Potomac" wraps up its triumphant fourth season with the long awaited reveal of Karen's new fragrance, LA'DAME. Plus, Ashley learns that she's finally pregnant, and Robyn gets the "commitment" from Juan she's been waiting for. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com Subscribe on iTunes: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo

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    RHOD: Me Talk Pretty Jessica One Day Sep 05, 2019

    "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and we are PSYCHED. First, there's the business quagmire that D'Andra finds herself in now that she runs her mothers' companies. Then there's talk of a mysterious lady named "Pretty Jessica." Consider us hooked.

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    RHOC: Forgive and Forget (Your Court Date) Sep 04, 2019

    So much drama on "Real Housewives of Orange County" this week. First, Tamra and Shannon reduce Braunwyn to tears over a stupid lie, then Gina misses her day in court. Plus, Shane is so obnoxious to Emily that we're forced to give him an entirely new NSFW nickname. Needless to say, we probably should have screamed this podcast into a toilet at a bank.

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    BelowDeckMed: Girl Trippin'de Sep 03, 2019

    Below Deck Med is still stuck with the insane women on a girl's trip. Colin gets hurt, Ben gets cold, and Jack finally gets to drive. HELP. To hear this week's episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOP: They Cayman, They Saw, They Conquered Sep 03, 2019

    The Real Housewives of Potomac have finished up their trip to the Grand Cayman Islands, minus one member. Can we solve the mystery? To hear this week's episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Southern Charm: The Final Dose Aug 29, 2019

    *You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's the final reunion episode for Southern Charm. Danni sobs, Eliza sobs, Shep shakes his foot, Cam stands up for the patriarchy, and Madison laughs all the way to the bank. To hear this week's premium bonus breaking down the Below Deck season 7 trailer and watch video versions of our recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    #1036 RHOC: All Aboard the Rodeo Express! Aug 28, 2019

    *You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Orange County take a trip to Rodeo Drive, but will they ever get off the train? To hear this week's premium bonus breaking down the Below Deck season 7 trailer and watch video versions of our recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeckMed: Ben There, Done That Aug 27, 2019

    Chef Ben makes his triumphant return to "Below Deck Med," and not a moment too soon. A pack of cougars have descended on the boat, and they're ready for some hot risotto and even hotter yachties. Unfortunately it's not all smooth sailing when a laundry mishap, a temperamental burner, and an errant tender threaten to undermine the entire charter.

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    RHOP: Girl... Bye? Aug 26, 2019

    "The Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to the Caymans chugs along with casual sting ray encounters and a few table-side squabbles. But the real story is the sad, disturbing decline of Katie as she seemingly disappears into thin air. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    SouthernCharm: Just Smile and Don’t Hurt Anyone Aug 23, 2019

    Part 1 of the "Southern Charm" reunion blasts off with Shep denying he's a jerk (even though he's made everyone cry). From there we cover all sorts of hot-button topics: Kathryn's sobriety, Craig's Adderall addiction, Rice Krispie Treats — you know, all the good stuff.

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    Bethenny Frankel Press Conference; Plus, Mailbag Extravaganza Aug 22, 2019

    Breaking news in the world of Bravo! Bethenny Frankel has quit The Real Housewives of New York (again). We are LIVE at her first press conference as she fields questions from the media and her former cast members. Afterwards, it's a super-sized Crappens Mailbag bonanza!

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    RHOC: Throw Kelly From The Train Aug 21, 2019

    With Kelly Dodd off in Aspen, it's the best time for Vicki to throw her under the bus, or train as it were. We're not precisely sure what Vicki's latest rumor is about, but we have a good idea, and we have a feeling this season is about to go OFF THE RAILS (see what I did there?). Also, Tamra wants anal.

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    BelowDeckMed: 911 Collie Aug 20, 2019

    Below Deck Med takes a sad turn in this super sized episode when Anastasia quits her chef spot and Collie considers throwing himself on the knife for the girl who loves cake. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breaking down the Married to Medicine season 7 trailer and watch video versions of our recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOP: The Slay! Man Islands Aug 19, 2019

    The Real Housewives of Potomac go to The Cayman Islands to fight about Ashley's husband being possibly gay and probably restaurantless. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Netflix' Instant Hotel Season One, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    SouthernCharm: Try, Ashley! Aug 15, 2019

    *You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's time for Southern Charm's season finale. Shep hits a new low, Ashley gets the boot, and Cameron's mystery husband shows his bored face. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Netflix' Instant Hotel Season One, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOC: Vickimoji Battle Aug 14, 2019

    *You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Tamra has yet another housewarming party on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, setting the stage for Vicki and Kelly to fight about pig emojis. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Netflix' Instant Hotel Season One, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Tampa, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta, Houston and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeckMed: Lukewarm Reception Aug 13, 2019

    There's drama all over the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean." First, Travis gets wasted at a fancy resort and acts like a total idiot. Then Joao shames Aesha and somehow excuses himself with talk of honesty and elephant bones. And then finally Anastasia's food succumbs to an arctic chill that exists between the galley and the dining table. What a time to be alive! Oh, and the police show up too!

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    SouthernCharmNOLA: My Best Frenemy's Wedding Aug 12, 2019

    It's the wedding that no one in particular has been excited about: Reagan and Reese! What an exciting day on "Southern Charm: New Orleans." Not only are these two lovebirds tying the shotgun knot, but Justin has finally decided what he wants to do with Kelsey... in about 6 months. Plus, Jeff has a sister!

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    RHOP: Loose Flips Sink Ships Aug 12, 2019

    Robyn's flip is finally ready for market on "The Real Housewives of Potomac," but an open house proves to be entirely too open — at least in terms of sharing. That's thanks to Gizelle, who manages to turn Robyn's proudest real estate moment into another round of bickering (thankfully).

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    SouthernCharm: Zero Fox Given Aug 08, 2019

    Eliza Limehouse hosts a fox hunt for the gang to attend, which leads to a much-hyped conversation between Kathryn and Ashely. Plus, Shep is still mad at Austen, and Craig wants to talk about islands. We cover it all on this week's "Southern Charm" recap. Come listen!

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    RHOC: The Weight Is Over! Aug 07, 2019

    "The Real Housewives of Orange County" is back, and you guys, we really dug the season premiere. Is the slump over??? Time will tell. But for now, we're optimistic! Come join us as we discuss Single Shannon, Young Gravy, and Gina's "Antiques!" box.

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    Below Deck Med: Demons and Damons Aug 06, 2019

    Below Deck Med deals with anchor issues, a drunk dude from the yacht next door, and a slugger's slugs. This is not Disneyland, it's San Tropez! To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Southern Charm NOLA: I Doom Aug 05, 2019

    On this week's Southern Charm New Orleans cast trip to Destin, Tamica and Barry fall into the Failing Marriages by Bravo trap when they renew their vows. We're worried. To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOP: You Say Closure I Say Foreclosure Aug 05, 2019

    Ashley goes searching for her father on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Candiace house hunts on a locked trust fund budget. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Southern Charm: Madison at a Hatter Aug 01, 2019

    Southern Charm ends its trip to Colorado with a fight between Austin and Madison. We don't wanna spoil too much in the description, but there's a leak. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOBH: Camilles on Wheels Jul 31, 2019

    It's the third and final reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season, and it's still all about crazy ass Camille Grammer. Also, Kyle's just sorry she's so HONEST. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeckMed: June June Hannah Jul 30, 2019

    This week's super-sized "Below Deck Mediterranean" sees a healthy amount of drama — from Johnny Damon and his awful friends to a stubborn anchor that's stuck on the seafloor. Plus, there's a forgettable date between Jack and Aesha and a reprise of our new favorite song, JUNE JUNE HANNAH.

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    SoCharmNOLA: Creole Me a River Jul 30, 2019

    This week on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," Reagan learns she wasn't invited to Jeff's Friendsgiving massacre and embarks on an apology tour to win back her friends. But a dustup at Jon Moody's event sets her back several steps.

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    RHOP: No Ifs, Hands, or Butts Jul 29, 2019

    Scandal continues to brew on "The Real Housewives of Potomac." Despite charges having been dropped against Michael, the women are still convinced that the resident Aussie is pulling a grope-a-dope, which bubbles over at an awkward haunted birthday celebration for Juan. And just to add more fuel to the fire, the producers release some unseen footage at the end. Plus, Macy Gray!

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    SouthernCharm: Monkey CBD, Monkey Do - Live from Baltimore Jul 28, 2019

    This week on "Southern Charm," Austen's much-hyped CBD dinner in Colorado arrives, and while he and Shep get stoned out of their minds, Kathryn goes down an erm-ward spiral as she remembers her past with marijuana. Plus, awkward Madison moments and an even more awkward scene with Naomi and ASHLEY.

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    RHONY: The Taming of the Lu - Live from Pittsburgh Jul 27, 2019

    "The Real Housewives of New York" shows the rest of Bravo how to end a season as they come together one last time for the reunion, part 3. There are bombshell announcements (CHICAGO!), intimate moments (hugs for Barbara), and of course shocking revelations (Sonja's daughter is going UPENN!). Check out our recap, live from Pittsburgh!

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    RHOBH: The Straw That Broke The Camille's Back - Live from Cleveland! Jul 26, 2019

    Part two of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion brings more rocks and more glass houses. Luckily we have Season One Camille to throw a spanner in the works. Check out our recap, live from Cleveland, OH!

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    Below Deck Med: Butterfly Mrs. Jul 23, 2019

    The Queen of Versailles ends her Below Deck Med tour. Will someone buy her Mars? And did you know that she saw a butterfly? To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of Dallas trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Cleveland, Baltimore, Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Southern Charm NOLA and RHOP: Nightmare on Jeffsgiving Jul 22, 2019

    Jeff tries to throw a peaceful Friendsgiving on Southern Charm NOLA, but it's a turkey. Then, the Real Housewives of Potomac celebrate Monique's 3D baby pictures with talk of, guess...Michael's butt grab! Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of Dallas trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Cleveland, Baltimore, Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHONY: Life is a ReLUnion Jul 19, 2019

    The Real Housewives of New York center the second part of their reunion on Ramona's insanity and Lu's boneheaded moves. To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of this week's Southern Charm NOLA, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Cleveland, Baltimore, Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Southern Charm: Cocky Mountain Lie Jul 19, 2019

    The Southern Charm gang heads to Colorado for a classic Craig breakdown and a Whitney denial. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of this week's Southern Charm NOLA, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Cleveland, Baltimore, Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOBH Reunion 1: Bad Grammer Jul 17, 2019

    **This is available as a video recap in our Patreon's Crappens on Demand section! Time for part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 9 reunion! Season One Camille makes a return to slay some old and new enemies after a Pump Pile On. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of this week's Southern Charm NOLA, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Cleveland, Baltimore, Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeckMed: Drama, Queen (of Versailles) Jul 16, 2019

    The Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, charters our plucky "Below Deck: Mediterranean" yachties for holiday of blow-up dolls, elevator requests, and hiking. Lots and lots of hiking. Plus, we meet the new stew June!

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    RHOP: Grope Burn Jul 16, 2019

    There's a Housewives Hoedown on "The Real Housewives of Potomac" as the group reels from sexual assault allegations leveled at Michael. Pretty much everyone winds up fighting — except Katie, who just sticks to awkward toasts.

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    RHONY: Not Feelin' Jovani Jul 12, 2019

    Part 1 of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion is fiery as usual, with Dorinda and Luann hashing out a year's worth of fighting on Andy Cohen's stage. It looks like the two will finally be able to move forward... until next week.

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    SouthernCharm: When The Skeet Hits The Fan Jul 11, 2019

    Just when you thought it was safe to go skeet shooting at a plantation with a problematic past, Ashley makes her triumphant return to "Southern Charm" — this time with a silly hat! She's just as bonkers as always, which is to say VERY bonkers. As Lil Jon would say, skeet skeet skeet mother effers!

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    RHOBH: A Few Fries Short of a Happy Camille Jul 10, 2019

    "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" wraps up its emotionally charged ninth season with a deus ex machina performance from Camille Grammer, who storms the Agency party like Daenerys Targaryen on a bad day. Yes, the season one monster is back, and we are soooo ready for it.

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    BelowDeckMed: Yawn of the Dance Jul 09, 2019

    It's epi one thousand! We celebrate with a revist to our old Clear the Flem segment. Then, a terrible music video is made on Below Deck Med and Captain Sandy and the crew become Fly Girls for it. Will anyone break a tailbone? Will Anastasia be promoted to full time chef? Will Joao be able to continue his streak of behaving like a non sexist misogynist pig? Let's see! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new RHOC trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Cleveland, Baltimore, Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    Southern Charm NOLA: Fashion Crashin' Jul 09, 2019

    Barry pulls off his fashion show on this week's Southern Charm New Orleans, and Jeff celebrates by getting drunk and running away. Again. To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new RHOC trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Cleveland, Baltimore, Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Atlanta, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    RHOP: A Swing(er) and a Miss Jul 08, 2019

    Ashley and Candiace have it out about Michael wanting to suck a d on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, but it doesn't stop Ashley from descending on gay pride to scream about her husband not having said pride himself. To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new RHOC trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Cleveland, Baltimore, Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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    BelowDeckMed: Da Svidania Jul 02, 2019

    This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Mila learns she can't have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend's "Vanderpump Rules" wedding of the century!

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    SouthernCharmNOLA: Walking on Preggo-Shells Jul 01, 2019

    Reagan has more bombshells for the group on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and as punishment, Rachel makes her hold eggs for 3 hours. Plus, Kelsey's housewarming party is the perfect opportunity for Jeff to get drunk and slowly meltdown. We're into it.

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    RHOP: Bringing a Butter Knife to a Gun Fight Jul 01, 2019

    "Real Housewives of Potomac" returns to the airwaves with a supremely messy episode that has us smiling from ear to ear. Not only does Candiace get smacked in the head by her mom's purse, but she projects her rage onto Ashley by waving a butter knife in her face. This is exactly the sort of madness we're here for.

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    RHONY: 'Tis The Season (Finale) Jun 28, 2019

    Alas, the crown jewel of Bravo's slate, "Real Housewives of New York," has just wrapped its latest season, which means after a few reunion episodes, the long draught begins. This season finale featured LuAnn teaching us about "SHOWBIZ, GIRLS!" and Ramona eating oysters. What more could we want? btw, time's running out to get your Baltimore and Cleveland tickets. Grab them here: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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    SouthernCharm: Nashville Predators Jun 27, 2019

    The "Southern Charm" guys head to Nashville to terrorize the local female population while the women back in Charleston gather for a celebration of artichokes at Patricia's house. In the end, Austen realizes he's been entranced by Shep, which could possibly lead to a reunion with him and Madison. WHO KNOWS??

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    RHOBH: Karma Camille-eon Jun 26, 2019

    Season 1 Camille Grammer is officially