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With Kelly Dodd off in Aspen, it's the best time for Vicki to throw her under the bus, or train as it were. We're not precisely sure what Vicki's latest rumor is about, but we have a good idea, and we have a feeling this season is about to go OFF THE RAILS (see what I did there?). Also, Tamra wants anal.
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Below Deck Med takes a sad turn in this super sized episode when Anastasia quits her chef spot and Collie considers throwing himself on the knife for the girl who loves cake. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Potomac go to The Cayman Islands to fight about Ashley's husband being possibly gay and probably restaurantless. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's time for Southern Charm's season finale. Shep hits a new low, Ashley gets the boot, and Cameron's mystery husband shows his bored face. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThere's drama all over the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean." First, Travis gets wasted at a fancy resort and acts like a total idiot. Then Joao shames Aesha and somehow excuses himself with talk of honesty and elephant bones. And then finally Anastasia's food succumbs to an arctic chill that exists between the galley and the dining table. What a time to be alive! Oh, and the police show up too!
It's the wedding that no one in particular has been excited about: Reagan and Reese! What an exciting day on "Southern Charm: New Orleans." Not only are these two lovebirds tying the shotgun knot, but Justin has finally decided what he wants to do with Kelsey... in about 6 months. Plus, Jeff has a sister!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyRobyn's flip is finally ready for market on "The Real Housewives of Potomac," but an open house proves to be entirely too open — at least in terms of sharing. That's thanks to Gizelle, who manages to turn Robyn's proudest real estate moment into another round of bickering (thankfully).
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyEliza Limehouse hosts a fox hunt for the gang to attend, which leads to a much-hyped conversation between Kathryn and Ashely. Plus, Shep is still mad at Austen, and Craig wants to talk about islands. We cover it all on this week's "Southern Charm" recap. Come listen!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"The Real Housewives of Orange County" is back, and you guys, we really dug the season premiere. Is the slump over??? Time will tell. But for now, we're optimistic! Come join us as we discuss Single Shannon, Young Gravy, and Gina's "Antiques!" box.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyOn this week's Southern Charm New Orleans cast trip to Destin, Tamica and Barry fall into the Failing Marriages by Bravo trap when they renew their vows. We're worried.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyAshley goes searching for her father on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Candiace house hunts on a locked trust fund budget. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week's super-sized "Below Deck Mediterranean" sees a healthy amount of drama — from Johnny Damon and his awful friends to a stubborn anchor that's stuck on the seafloor. Plus, there's a forgettable date between Jack and Aesha and a reprise of our new favorite song, JUNE JUNE HANNAH.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," Reagan learns she wasn't invited to Jeff's Friendsgiving massacre and embarks on an apology tour to win back her friends. But a dustup at Jon Moody's event sets her back several steps.
Scandal continues to brew on "The Real Housewives of Potomac." Despite charges having been dropped against Michael, the women are still convinced that the resident Aussie is pulling a grope-a-dope, which bubbles over at an awkward haunted birthday celebration for Juan. And just to add more fuel to the fire, the producers release some unseen footage at the end. Plus, Macy Gray!
This week on "Southern Charm," Austen's much-hyped CBD dinner in Colorado arrives, and while he and Shep get stoned out of their minds, Kathryn goes down an erm-ward spiral as she remembers her past with marijuana. Plus, awkward Madison moments and an even more awkward scene with Naomi and ASHLEY.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"The Real Housewives of New York" shows the rest of Bravo how to end a season as they come together one last time for the reunion, part 3. There are bombshell announcements (CHICAGO!), intimate moments (hugs for Barbara), and of course shocking revelations (Sonja's daughter is going UPENN!). Check out our recap, live from Pittsburgh!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Queen of Versailles ends her Below Deck Med tour. Will someone buy her Mars? And did you know that she saw a butterfly?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyJeff tries to throw a peaceful Friendsgiving on Southern Charm NOLA, but it's a turkey. Then, the Real Housewives of Potomac celebrate Monique's 3D baby pictures with talk of, guess...Michael's butt grab! Enjoy!
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The Real Housewives of New York center the second part of their reunion on Ramona's insanity and Lu's boneheaded moves.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Southern Charm gang heads to Colorado for a classic Craig breakdown and a Whitney denial. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, charters our plucky "Below Deck: Mediterranean" yachties for holiday of blow-up dolls, elevator requests, and hiking. Lots and lots of hiking. Plus, we meet the new stew June!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThere's a Housewives Hoedown on "The Real Housewives of Potomac" as the group reels from sexual assault allegations leveled at Michael. Pretty much everyone winds up fighting — except Katie, who just sticks to awkward toasts.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" wraps up its emotionally charged ninth season with a deus ex machina performance from Camille Grammer, who storms the Agency party like Daenerys Targaryen on a bad day. Yes, the season one monster is back, and we are soooo ready for it.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBarry pulls off his fashion show on this week's Southern Charm New Orleans, and Jeff celebrates by getting drunk and running away. Again.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyAshley and Candiace have it out about Michael wanting to suck a d on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, but it doesn't stop Ashley from descending on gay pride to scream about her husband not having said pride himself.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Mila learns she can't have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend's "Vanderpump Rules" wedding of the century!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe "Southern Charm" guys head to Nashville to terrorize the local female population while the women back in Charleston gather for a celebration of artichokes at Patricia's house. In the end, Austen realizes he's been entranced by Shep, which could possibly lead to a reunion with him and Madison. WHO KNOWS??
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMila pulls out the Aunt Jemima's big guns to save her butt on tonight's Below Deck Mediterranean, but will it help? Probably not.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy*This episode has a video version available* Dorinda takes the Real Housewives of New York to her eighties aerobics class to argue about who deserves more forgiveness from Bethenny and Ramona dances like only Ramona can.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyShep and Whitney try to roast Craig on their boys camping trip, but only one will walk away with covered in weenie juice.
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"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" continue their jaunt through Provence, and after having their BEST DAY EVAAAAAH, Kyle and Teddi promptly ruin it all by poking ceaselessly at Erika. It's the perfect excuse for us to rant and rave (mostly ranting).
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's episode three of "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and Reagan is already engaged to Reece. The only thing more suspect is Tamica declaring herself "Tamica 2.0." We're so into this season that we're covering it for our main Monday show, but don't worry — we talk "Real Housewives of Potomac" afterwards.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyCraig enlists everyone but himself to sew pillows for his burgeoning business, but his plans go haywire when a) no one sews a stitch, and b) fights break out at his pillow party. We cover it all on this week's "Southern Charm" recap. Plus, Crappens Mailbag!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe world was gifted with one of the greatest episodes of "Real Housewives of New York" ever — perhaps the best one since "December: Berkshires County" (and on a show whose worst episodes are better than many franchises' best, that says something). Luann's high horse tramples over Barbara and Sonja's meltdowns, leading Bethenny to scream in her face while simultaneously spiraling about Dennis. It's compelling, hilarious, sad, and instantly iconic. Come join us as we try to do justice to this fine piece of art.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit France to start a petty fight that makes zero sense. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyOn "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week, "Chef" Mila serves up a cake wreck and tops it with some lovely homophobia frosting. The countdown clock to her firing is officially ticking. Meanwhile, over on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," we meet Reagan's new boyfriend, and he is... nice? We'll let you be the judge of that. JUST KIDDING. We'll pass tons of judgment on him and their suspicious relationship.
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**This episode has a video recap avail!* It's the season finale of Summer House. Will Kyle propose? Will Carl and Paige do the dirty? Will Jordan's penis get its own spinoff? Let's find out!
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The "Real Housewives of Potomac" continue their trip to New Orleans with a harrowing visit to a plantation that leaves everyone thoughtful and introspective. For about five minutes. Then it's back to drinking, which leads to a sloppy fight between Ashley and Candiace about pregnancy. Let The Good Times Roll!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyTurns out that it takes more than a pork chop to make amends for cheating. That's what Austen discovers on this week's "Southern Charm" when his girlfriend Madison gets caught in a shady DM situation in the wake of his infidelity. Plus, Kathryn's got a new man, and Craig took pictures of pillows.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyKyle throws a thirtieth birthday party for her kid on Halloween. Will Kim haunt the place until she gets back her goddamn house?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacySpecial guest Katie Cazorla joins us to recap the lunacy of Lisa Vanderpump taking a polygraph on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, Camille Grammer's wedding and all sorts of random tea from Katie. Brace yourself for some craziness!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacySome of the Vanderpump Rules gang heads to the Hamptons for a visit. Will Schwartz or Kyle remember any of it?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyVanderpump Rules ends its season with one final reunion full of screaming, crying, and Katie victimhood. Put a fork in it.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Southern Charm" returns for its sixth season, but can it be as explosive and entertaining without the double-headed monster of Thomas and Ashley? The answer is a decisive YES. That's because we have a new dollop of drama in the form of Madison and a totally insufferable resuscitation of Eliza Limehouse. Turns out there are plenty of dingbats in Charleston to keep this show just as hilariously crazy as ever. Come listen to our recap, live from Irvine, CA, where our dependably rowdy audience kept things loud and super fun!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe "Vanderpump Rules" reunion soldiers on with even more hypocrisy, hot air, wild accusations, and self-aggrandizing. In other words: everything we've been wanting all season! Check out our equally furious recap (and tell your friends!).
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"The Real Housewives of Potomac" are back, and they're pretty much where we left them: Robyn still has short hair, Ashley and Michael are still grossing us out, Gizelle is still trying to win back friends, Karen is still tangling with appliances, Monique is still pregnant, and Candiace is still getting married. But this time around, there's a hand blender! Check out our recap!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" really comes down to one thing: PENGUINS. God bless Scheana for perking up an otherwise humdrum episode. Will she and Adam ever get back together? Will Adam ever accept his penguin as his own? And will we ever get to meet the famous penguin? We'll have to wait until next season to find the answers to those questions. In the meantime, listen to our recap!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyKyle's getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during the week and Danielle finally gets the d she's been working towards all summer.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMario returns for a thirsty cameo on Real Housewives of New York, but did Ramona fill his cup? And will a seating brawl over seats at the Angel Ball send Dorinda over the edge?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyA hum drum trip to see Boy George and Culture Club turns into a huffy spat on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, PK makes contact with Ken, or Kenny, giving hope that LVP may just come back into the fold (she won't).
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Atlanta officially closes out its season with Nene's transformation into a full blown monster. She's always been a diva, but now she's totally off the rails. Check out our recap of reunion part 3, and all the hypocrisy within.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyAs the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we're treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell. This episode has it all: singing by the fireplace, a little girl with soup, and Bran staring at pretty much everyone. Okay fine — it felt a bit like filler, and the lack of Cersei was totally inexcusable. But we still had a great time.
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NeNe still has zero f's to give in the second Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, but Porsha saves it with a historic read.
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Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and Brandon darkly cruises the entire kingdom.
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Dorit thinks PK's diabetes 2 can turn into rickets on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the Goodbye Kyle fallout continues. Can PK survive long enough to lose everything to the Bellagio's repo department? Find out!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" aired the first part of its season 11 reunion, and we can all agree on one thing: NENE IS AWFUL. We cover all her ridiculous behavior — as well as all essential koi pond moments — on this week's RHOA recap.
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00:36:20 - Summer House recap
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Vanderpump Rules" gives us more bickering, crying, and tiny ear canals as the cast (minus James) continues to live it up in Mexico. At the end of the day though, it's all about Kristen muttering "Cah-caw!!" on her hotel balcony. Check out our full recap here, and say hi to our new premium sponsors Jeffrey Boehmer and Jamey as well as our new SUPER premium sponsor, Lulusimon Studio!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she's dying alone.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyDenise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everything seems calm and copacetic on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," Puppygate rears its adorable head again as news of Dorit's canine transgressions hit the tabloids. Dunh dunh DUNNNNH!!!!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy with his ladies (and texts), and then Kyle dazzles us with spiked tea. This is really the show that America needs right now.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBarbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luann and Dorinda come face to face for the first time all season at Sonja's Paper Magazine party. Nothing happens and yet EVERYTHING HAPPENS. This is why we love Real Housewives of New York City.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyLive in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemies away from a clam bake or will Tyler Perry save the day with the deepest quote in Housewives history?
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Project Runway is back on Bravo, and there are tears. Lots and lots of tears.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyDoggygate reaches new heights on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with "textses" from Teddi and John Blizzard. It's the type of pettiness we both loathe and live for. Whose side are you on?
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe brought our show to South By Southwest to recap "Vanderpump Rules," and just when we thought it was safe to make fun of Jax... he done showed up and JAXED US. Craziness!! But don't let that overshadow a great episode of VPR, which saw the Toms invite James on the annual cast trip, only to have Katie force them to disinvite him two days later. Oops. Thanks to Acast and Patreon for setting up this live show!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe're here at SXSW in a crappy hotel room, which means it's time to churn out a podcast full of technical issues! First the recording stopped midway through, then our audio suddenly went janky, and then... well... it doesn't matter. Here is our recap of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Top Chef"! Plus, our impressions of "Married to Medicine: Los Angeles." Be sure to buy tickets to our live shows and merch too at watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New York is back!! And to celebrate, we recapped the season 11 premiere in DC at our biggest live show to date! We don't know what we were most excited about: Luann complaining about Ramona, Barbara talking about reggae, Dorinda scoffing at Lu, Sonja taping towels, Tinsley driving in Manhattan, or Michael Voltaggio sitting in the fourth row of our show (!!!!). This is truly the best show on television. Thank you Washington DC for an amazing show. And just remember that tickets to our other shows are available at watchwhatcrappens.com. Next stop: SXSW and Cincinnati!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyDanielle Staub makes her triumphant return to the reunion stage as we wrap up the hilarious and wonderful season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. There's fighting, yelling, and the most unexpected cameo from one of RHONJ's most famous friends-of.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's still a Juicy eats Lucy world on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The Bahamas trip ends with some heavy edits to protect Dorit from her current lawsuits, but who will protect the baby flamingos from being smothered by the love of Vanderpump?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBeau's mom attempts to give relationship to the cast of "Vanderpump Rules," and as you can imagine, it doesn't work very well. But at least she does invoke everyone's inner reptile! Plus, Lala sheds light on her epic love story with RANNNND.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyTeresa tries to figure out what words are in the second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and Joe Gorga reminds graces the stage to remind his sister to use her vibrator.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice controversy, and before long, we've got a climactic fight that sees Dorit crying and Teddi storming off from a table. Whose side are you on?
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe girls finish up their Let's Torture Kristen wine weekend and move on to stressing about how many drinks the Toms will get on the menu. Also, LaLa vows to find another BJ for a PJ sitch after dumping Rand.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyGail's back! Gail's back! Our favorite Canadian "Top Chef" judge returns to enjoy one meal in Kentucky before the finals. Who will advance to Macau? Who will survive Last Chance Kitchen? And who will take care of their garden the best? All these questions are answered in our latest recap, which is available now! No Gails were harmed in the recording of this episode.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyJust when you were losing faith in "Vanderpump Rules," along comes an episode with Kristen losing her mind so severely that she trips over a coffee table in wine country. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Come join us as we dissect every flower, miniature chair, and melted snowman that we saw. And did you hear? We have a million live shows that you ALL should come to: http://watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy**Today's episode is a video recap available on Patreon! Porsha finally gets engaged on Real Housewives Atlanta. Will the ring leave grease on her finger?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyTop Chef honors Muhammad Ali with some slimy chicken and cured salmon. Thankfully, Padma has enough stinky looks to save us all.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with a splash. Literally.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills roars out of the gate with its season premiere, which features dogs, goats, and Faye Resnick. Rumor has it this is Lisa Vanderpump's final season, and we are absolutely ready to find out what caused Ken to yell "GOODBYE KYYYYLE!!" But until then, we'll just have to bide our time with Denise Richards and Teddi's new house. Works for us!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe girls of Vanderpump Rules take the pj to Solvang and Jax pretends he's above therapy. Also, James' mother is a monster.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe women of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn't exactly knock their socks off. Or his own. We recap the whole shebang, and then after we move on to "Top Chef" to laugh about the things we missed in last week's show. Enjoy!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBrace yourself for a trip down memory lane (via dented trolley) as we recap a classic episode from the first season of the Real Housewives of Dallas. And of course, there's no better place to do it than at the historic Texas Theatre in the heart of Dallas itself! This was our biggest audience to date, and if you missed us, don't worry: we're coming back to Texas next month for SXSW!!! W00t!!!!! Thanks to everyone who showed up, got drunk, and racked up the theater's largest bar tab in its HISTORY!!!! Love you all!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe're talking "Real Housewives of New Jersey" at our first ever Dallas live show, and while we may be focused on the Garden State, that doesn't mean we don't get some major RHOD crossover cameos by LeeAnne Locken and Mama Dee! Fair warning though: an audio glitch caused us to lose about 10 minutes in the middle of the recording, but don't worry, you're still getting all the good stuff!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyTomTom opens on tonight's Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This episode is also available on Patreon as a video recap for your smart tv.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Cabo to punch vases, throw glasses and ride camels. Will The Marge make it out alive?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Below Deck" concludes its epic, best season with one last hurrah in the form of a sea slug and some catty biatches. The only thing that could have made this episode better would be if it weren't our last. Sadness. Come join us as we bid adieu to season 6!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBillie Lee and Katie's Cis Privilege fight continues this week on Vanderpump Rules, and ScheSchu has a housewarming in Siberia. Also lalaandarianadiditomg. Today's recap is also available as a video recap on Patreon.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyReal Housewives of Atlanta came to life this week when Marlo attempted to come for Eva, and Eva finally read her to filth. And she wasn't the only one getting some revenge. Aya the tour guide left Bravo's biggest star in her dust in a power move for the ages. Be sure to check out our recap, and don't forget to buy tix to our live shows too at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe celebrated the "Watch What Crappens" 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not only did some of our most die-hard listeners trek across the country to be there, but we were also graced by Ms. Patricia Altschul, Michael the Butler, and Queen Kathryn as well! We were so star struck and excited that we TOTALLY forgot to mention it was our anniversary. That's the Crappens way though, isn't?
Of course no trip to Charleston would be complete without some Southern Charm discussion, so we dedicated the night to revisiting the show's very first episode. Come join for a trip down a very disturbing memory lane. And thanks for seven great years!!!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyOur two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from "Southern Charm"!! Then we move on to recap our favorite yacht show, "Below Deck." Who will be worse: the gays or the girls? Come listen to find out! And if you want to see us live, be sure to check out our schedule at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on "RHONJ," Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden State's supply of bronzer. Then it's off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where a diamond pendant leads to a screaming matching at a fancy restaurant. We sop up all the insults (and osso buco) as we recap all the madness. Comes listen!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBillie Lee comes out swinging when she's not invited to Girls Night In at Sur, and Scheanna and LaLa perfect faking orgasms. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
**Crappens Live has added new show dates in Milwaukee and Minneapolis plus a second show in Dallas on Feb 8 and a second show in Cincinnati, plus announced shows in Vancouver,Phoenix, Portland Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Atlanta take Tokyo. Can they keep the dragon inside NeNe from scorching the earth? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on Top Chef, Dario the Butcher yells CARNE a lot and the chefs bone a beef challenge. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMilania gets her time in the sun on Real Housewives of New Jersey and to celebrate, the ladies fight over arranged marriages, adultery and Danielle Staub. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Gays have arrived, and they've brought a cyclone of chaos to the S.S. My Seanna. Will Josiah be tank-top shamed? Will Adrian be creepy? And will Tyler get to make fresh tracks in a jar of peanut butter? All these answers and more on today's "Below Deck" recap!!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Taco Bell Coven takes the Taco Bell Mom Coven to dinner, but can they make it through the edibles before crashing into the Oedipals? Would you prefer to watch this recap? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyTempers aren't the only things flaring at Tanya's hibatchi party. Literal fire too. Because she has a hibatchi room. I know. We're still processing that too. Anyyyyyhoo... we're talking Real Housewives of Atlanta and Married To Medicine on today's episode; so be sure to come listen while you eat your fried rice!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Top Chef" is taking us back to the roaring '20s, and no good trip down memory lane isn't complete without a face from the past. Enter Brother Luck, who must square off against our fave Nini to get back onto the show. Will he succeed? Or will he be the equivalent of MUSH ON MUSH ON MUSH?? Check out our latest recap to find out the answers. And as always, be sure to buy tickets to our live shows at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the show takes us to both Istanbul AND Dolores's house flip. Does it get more exciting than that? What if we throw in some pebble tile? Now that's what we call DRAMA. Come check out our recap!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyLisa tries to figure out how to mend both James and an actual broken bird on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Stassi and Ariana solidify their ice queen alliance with a joint birthday party. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's Hot Dog Factory VS Kandi Factory on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't declare a winner, but we can guarantee we'll never think of counter service the same. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyLive from the Hollywood Improv, Ben and Ronnie present the results from their annual Golden Crappies Awards to a packed house of fans, celebrities, and confused waiters. It's our biggest award show yet, with special appearances by Tom Sandoval, Katie Cazorla, Courtney Frain, Annabelle Desisto, Nadine Rajabi, Brandy Howard, Lea Black, Danny Pellegrino, Lara Marie Schoenhals, Jackie Schimmel, Stassi Schroeder, Ariana Madix, Kate Chastain, and Captain Sandy Yawn! Plus, a very special muscial performance.
A night of a thousand stars!!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week is a very special Restaurant Wars episode. Also, Padma wears red glasses. Our premium bonus is about our Holiday breaks, Nintendo games, and Dumplin and Bird Box on Netflix. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Gorga brat is upstaged by Jennifer's brats at his own communion. The horror!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyDanielle Staub ties the noose this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will Classic Marge make it out alive?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is back for a ninth season, and we're here to dissect every shot, frame, and seatbelt in the new trailer. Come join us as we try to figure out just what's going on with these ladies. So much dramz!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyLara Marie Schoenhals of "Sexy Unique Podcast" joins the show to discuss the inevitable, surprisingly emotional firing of James Kennedy (SPOILER ALERT!!! but not really). It's not all doom and gloom though: there's beer cheese to be made and Marina Del Rey dreams to chase. So come gather 'round for a Crappens Christmas special that is MOST DEFINITELY MORE than just a Christmas special in name only. DEFINITELY.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's Christmastime on "Top Chef," and this year we're making a list and checking it twice — just to make sure there's five different types of flour on it. Come join us for a very special holiday episode featuring Eric Ripert, Richard Blais, and the ghost of Gailmas past.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyClassic Marge has a brunch with age-accelerating masks, and all hell breaks loose. Then half the ladies head down to Bimini for Danielle Staub's wedding disaster. Just another week of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thanks to everyone who watched us record the episode live on TVPartyApp!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyReal Housewives of Atlanta changes up the couples trip when half the men bail and Porsha spends a day at the hot dog factory. Married to Medicine ends a strong season with a whimper, but don't worry: there's a month of fiery reunions to look forward to!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyVanderpump Rules has a James problem. Again. Lisa's given an ultimatum: will she call Bubba's bluff or is this the end of SUNT? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's time for Danielle's Bachelorette Party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will she throw her bougie crystal at a betch in the Great Room? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyReal Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don't Give A Dog's Rip herself. D'Andra yells, Brandy seethes, and Kameron nods. A lot.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe hot stripper loses his footing on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee cries for the first time ever. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyKristen is back doing what she does best: solving mysteries no one cares about. She's gathering the troops for a coup. Can the White Kanye survive it?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacySomeone yells at Nene's dinner on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and there's a super scary cliffhanger on "Married To Medicine." We've got it all covered — plus, pressing commentary on lychee martinis.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we're only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly calling Shane a dork to Tamra playing the victim with Shannon, it's all an amazing disaster of hysterics. Come listen!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyVanderpump Rules is back! And to celebrate we recapped the season 7 premiere in Nashville, TN. It's a wild, raucous recap and we can't be held responsible for anything we've said. Just listen and enjoy!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe first installment of the Real Housewives of Dallas season 3 reunion was about as fiery and hilarious as we could have wanted. We are OBSESSED with this show, and if you're not watching, you're not living! Check out our recap and get involved!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThere's a new girl being drooled all over on Below Deck, and Kate already hates her. YAY. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leading Shannon to insist that she's being LESS REACTIVE, OKAY???? You be the judge. Here's the recap!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Weenie King gossip gets back to Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the ladies of Married to Medicine celebrate Simone and Cecil moving back in together. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Paramus. She's a classy kid, that one. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's the season three finale of The Real Housewives of Dallas and the two main characters face off with terrible bows on their heads. It's a real Granimal House. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis utterly insane, amazing season of "Below Deck" continues with more dramatic developments involving Chandler and Caroline. We are totally shook, and honestly, we don't even know how we're going to deal with next week's episode. So far right now, pull up a seat at the table, scoop yourself a bowl of pistachio ice cream, and enjoy our latest "Below Deck" recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County venture into Part One of their reunion with coke and fart allegations. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyCynthia Bailey decides to host a "Bailey-Q" on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and we're here to recap every hot dog, couscous salad, and pineapple turnover cake that showed up. Plus, the story behind Dennis's hot dog empire IS REVEALED. #chill
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyOh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling a long lost sister is coming Melissa Gorga's way! Yes, "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" have trotted off to OOOOOOKLAHOMA where the sprinkle cookies come sweeping down the plain. And even better: we finally get to see some real fractures in the Melissa/Teresa relationship, whose rosy future is as unlikely as a farmer and a cowman being friends. The real breakout of the episode, however, was Jennifer, who proved to be a girl who cain't say no... to being an ASSHOLE. Ben and special guest Danny Pellegrino (filling in for Ronnie) have some strong thoughts about The Chanel Queen of Paramus, and we suspect many a new day may have to come before we change our opinions on her. So jump on your horse and take a trip with us to O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A OKLAHOMA!!! Capiche??
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyDid you clone a phone, gurrrrl? That's the pressing question on this week's hilarious, petty "Real Housewives of Dallas" episode. We couldn't stop laughing as the high tech mystery unfolded like a red sleeve on an infinity dress. Come check out our recap and also HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all you Americans out there!!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyChandler messes up over and over again on Below Deck, but things finally come to a head when he doesn't get his ice cream. Will he get fired before Master Pierson bleeds out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Real Housewives of Orange County" wraps up its 167th season with a baffling Femme Fatale theme party that manages to stymy all the women. We're here to recap all the drama -- or perhaps lack of?? And don't forget to chat with us on the TV Party App!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyShamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha's hot dog man. Over on Married to Medicine, it's another pontoon ride from hell until everyone puts their problems into a seashell and pretends all is forgiven. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's a hatchet party on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who will Danielle take out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange Dallas finish up their trip to Denmark and someone gets a boob shot that kicks off a fight that will last a decade. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's bad news when the 4 year old yacht guest is more mature than the crew, but that's the way it goes on "Below Deck." Check out our latest recap where we discuss Chandler's latest managerial disaster, Caroline's newest meltdown, and Adrian's secret SAVAGERY.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County fight through parties. A young glitter party and a geriatric casserole enema party. It's as exciting as it sounds. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's another double recap to kick off your week! First, we tackle "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" where a trip to Miami leads to the usual hotel room antics. Plus, we learn some disturbing deets about Porsha's oral hygiene. Then we head over to "Married To Medicine" and discuss the various ridiculous clashes happening during the couples' trip. Grab your biscuits: it's a good one.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe ladies of "Real Housewives of Dallas" head to Copenhagen, and to celebrate, we also trek to the North — specifically Seattle. Check out our recap of this hilarious episode live from Washington Hall. Thanks to everyone who showed up - it was an amazing time, but now we're exhausted. Our weave is exhausted. The panty liner on our underwear is exhausted. But we'd do it all over again!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and the big news this time around is that Dolores is alone, Teresa is training for a fitness competition, Marge wants a new face, and Melissa is turning 39. Plus, Danielle's getting married (lol), and Frank got disbarred. Sounds like a great way to start a season! Come check out our recap.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on Below Deck: The Musical 2, toes are throbbing, flesh is pounding, and eyes are popping. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyShannon and Vicki had dueling nips and tucks on the latest Real Housewives of Orange County, and we are here with minute by minute coverage of all the breaking news! What we know is that Shannon had to pick a dream and Vicki covered her face with a scarf afterwards. Meanwhile, Gina pissed off Tamra, and Emily went to therapy. Somehow we cracked up the entire time. Come listen to our recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a new season and get ready to head to Miami, and the cast of Married to Medicine fights in Antigua. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's two days until MJ's wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy after heckles MJ during her speech? Let's find out! This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL and malls. This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyCaroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, she has a foot infection, and it hurrrrrts, guys! Meanwhile, Chandler is still the worst, and he won't even let Rhylee go fishing. Could Chandler BEEEEE any more illogical? How about you pretend to be Captain Lee and listen to our podcast while you lie out in the sun, mmmkay?
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyNot a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curtis celebrated an anniversary, and Mariah hosted a Black Love party. Plus, Quad is still getting divorced.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyAsa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as interested in a baby as he would be in an ear infection, and Nema and GG's romance gets about as hot as tuna-on-tuna porn. Oh, and we think Mike might be a slum lord. Come listen to our recap and stick around for a hilarious Crappens Mailbag segment!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyToo many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare. It doesn't help that Kam's brought her mother in law to scare the bejesus out of D'Andra (it doesn't quite work). In the end, the ladies share meatloaf and acrimony with each other. Check out our recap and don't forget to buy tickets to our live shows (including a second night in Charleston) at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyKate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we probably could have done without Vicki twerking). We recap every shrill, screaming moment.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyDr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never change. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyGG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThings are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face of her condescending superiors. Plus, there's a squall! We recap it all on this episode.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the latest episode and as an added bonus, we talk about the most recent "Shahs" high jinks. Come listen!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyFor the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we recap the seminal RHONY ep, "Last Call, Morocco" (season 4, episode 10). If any RHONY trip could rival Scary Island, this is the one. Come take a trip down memory lane with us. It'll be worth it.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyJust because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for yet another super fun live show. We talk '80s proms, distribitterrrs, and LeeAnne inching towards losing her mind. Plus, we take a look at Bethenny's IG story from the Berkshires.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacySuper exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her bikinis, and Emily contemplated the future of her embryos. Come check out our recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life.
This week's bonus is all about Ben going to see A Star is Born and Ronnie's distaste for Meghan Trainor. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon and we're here for a shot by shot breakdown of the trailer.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be the messiest betch among them? And who pooped on the floor by the cellist? Find out!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBelow Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be nice to Caroline? We hope not!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyOn this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending down to pick up a card!! Plus, Kelly Dodd goes to theatre school, Vicki rides a bike, and Gina talks to her parents. Come check out our recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyOn this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as a child. That's the perfect excuse to head to Miami with Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone for what will surely be a rousing adventure into childhood misery. Also, Toya saves money by demanding a two story closet, and Quad answers a phone. We recap it all and more on our latest episode. Check it out!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on "Shahs of Sunset," and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intricacies of the heart to GG. He gets his comeuppance though by trusting Reza with a secret -- never a wise move...
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThere's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifically, stressticles. Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious installment of this franchise.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashions, face-drops, and other fascinating nuances that might pass by the casual viewer. Def get yourself ready for the upcoming season by listening to our play by play.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this week’s premium bonus, Ronnie is in Texas becoming a volleyball expert while Ben is at home in LA making his way through Game of Thrones. We also talk about The Crown and Netflix’ new show, Maniac. To hear it, become a member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMarried to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up with Contessa. Let’s get to the trampoline park!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes Doritos, and Vida hates cheesy traditions. Come check out our latest recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone's gonna get hurt. This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won't have to pay for the cars he's sideswiped? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about Steve. Plus, Gina and Matt are getting divorced!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyCrabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expect (read: TERRIBLY). Plus, we imagine Bethenny on "$100,000 Pyramid.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyFor this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, and of course, we burped like LeeAnne. The audio is a little bit janky, but the JOY IS UNPARALLELED. Thank you Denver!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course. Joao tries to convince us that he's changed, Kasey exposes his "faint" flirtations, and Colin wears a flowers! (Way to go, Collie!!!) Put your HONAAAY faces on for our complete rundown of this season 3 sendoff.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMajor news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane right to her face. And it was glorious.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week's Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week's bonus episode is about Game of Thrones and what books we're reading. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMarried to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative portrait. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who's Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall...or something. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyCarole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who gave Ramona a robot eye? This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBelow Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine." Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? We address this and other pressing questions on our latest recap.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyEveryone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron's family house, and it's not long before our resident Big Bird is harping on being excluded from the Baby Bruin news. Plus, LeeAnne bangs a bowl. Come listen!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster oven. We're talking about Carole and Bethenny going toe-to-toe in Andy Cohen's three ring circus. Who won this round? Hard to tell. But come check out our opinions and then weigh in with your own!!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County celebrate birthdays by golfing together and fighting over who accused Emily's asshole husband of being an abusive asshole husband. Tamra started it.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe took our show to Atlanta over the weekend, and what better way to celebrate the hottest town in reality TV than by taking a trip in the wayback machine and revisiting the first episode EVER of "Real Housewives of Atlanta"? This was back when Nene and Kim were friends (and had different faces), when Deshawn Snow had hope, and Lisa Wu Hartwell was, well, a thing. We had SO MUCH FUN recapping this episode, and to make things even better - we had four special cameos from Lea Black, Kate Chastain, Kelly Dodd, and Lisa Rinna to celebrate Ronnie's birthday! You cannot miss this episode, and honestly, you can't miss our live shows either. Be sure to buy tix at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of Kameron Westcott, Private Eye. Come listen to our recap, which we recorded live in Atlanta with a special cameo moment from the Queen of Dallas herself, LeeAnne Locken! #blessed
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH. Yes, it's another live show, and this time we have special guests: Captain Lee ("Below Deck") and Lea Black ("Real Housewives of Miami")!!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe self help douche ends his trip on Below Deck Med. Will he come through and stab Zim in the throat?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," Shannon milks David for some moolah, and Kelly milks a milkman for... Mexican food? Or something like that. Come check out our recap of the latest episode!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's the final installment The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Will the husbands take responsibility? Will Michael cry for a good reason or a dumb one? And why is Chris manspreading?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Shahs of Sunset get charitable this week and MJ plans her wedding from her couch. Hero.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and the storms are already brewin'. LeeAnne is trying to tame her amygdala, Brandi is trying to tame her kids, and D'Andra is trying to tame Dee. Don't think any of those things are going to happen anytime soon. Come join us as we recap this hilarious show!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's the season finale of Real Housewives of New York. Luann gets her cabaret night debut and Dorinda gets to scream "JOVANI" a lot while not drunk at all.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacySo much happened on "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week. Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Joao called Hannah materialistic, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Adam froze fish, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, and a motivational speaker came on board to rhyme things. Come check out our super-sized recap of this hilarious episode!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County have a poker party, but can Vicki make it all the way through without being cried at? Probably not.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBen and Ronnie reunite just in time for another reunion: The Real Housewives of Potomac! It's part one of their big couch moment, and the messiness is coming hard and fast. We break it down the only way we know how: with ridiculous impersonations. Come listen!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyJulie Goldman and Brandy Howard (Dumb Gay Politics, The People's Couch) join Ronnie on Ben's last day off to giggle about Shahs of Sunset and getting homesick for LA rubber faces. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBen is still out of town, so Ronnie takes another solo swing at the Real Housewives of New York. I mean, Ronnie's AGELESS AMMIRITE? Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyNothing better than spending an episode with the incomparable chief stew Kate Chastain (Below Deck, After Deck Podcast) while Ben is away on a cruise of his own. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyRonnie went up to the Hollywood Hills to visit Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami, Lunch W Lea Podcast) for a chat about RHOC This isn't a standard Crappens recap because we couldn't stop changing the subject. We'll be back to normal recap mode next week!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyRae Sanni (The Good Place, Rel and the Mysandry Podcast) joins Ronnie to talk trash about the Real Housewives of Potomac season final while Ben is away. The great pizza mystery is solved. OR IS IT? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMary of Two Judgey Girls fame joins Ronnie to talk over the epic boat trip from hell on Real Housewives of New York and gossip about lots of garbage people. Find their podcast on whatever app you listen on and follow them on insta @@ This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Shahs of Sunset returns with a group trip to the ever so glamorous Big Bear. Will the new guy bone GG? Who's life will Reza try and ruin this year? And what's up with the brother and sister that wants to make out? Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe ladies of Real Housewives of New York end their trip to Colombia with a boat ride from hell and Ronnie is left alone to cover it while Ben is on a boat trip of his own? Will this whole show sink? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMajor drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a refreshing Coca Cola beverage. And if that weren't bad enough, Hannah then has to deal with the impecunious concerns of Conrad, whose request for 50 euros nearly leads to a Brexit of its own. Also, Joao is still terrible.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyVicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and break their ankles. Just another day on "Real Housewives of Orange County."
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe ladies of "Real Housewives of Potomac" are back from France, which means it's time to get back to what they do best: harping on Karen's living situation. Does she live in her house? Or is she slumming it in a townhome? There's only way to get to the bottom of it: deliver some shady pizza.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New York are still in Colombia, and we’re in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Best night ever. Thanks to everyone who came out and made us feel like rockstars.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe epic season 5 of "Southern Charm" draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she prove herself to be far from the monster she's been? Will she emerge the tragic hero? Spoiler alert: HELL NO. Even Andy seems ready to toss her in a ditch. We've got every inch of this bonkers Reunion Part 2 covered.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyAfter two years of stirring gay rumors about him, Vicki must now apologize to Eddie on "Real Housewives of Orange County." And if that weren't bad enough, she then has to face the wrath of a Kelly. It ain't easy being a Gunvalson! Plus, we meet new housewife Gina!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives finish up their trip to Cannes by getting drunk at a vineyard. Will Candiace be able to jumpstart one decent fight in her maiden season? Will Gizelle be able to keep her fights going? One thing is for sure. Karen's marriage is an institution. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyNight number two in Philadelphia brings us night number one of the "Southern Charm" season 5 reunion. Hurricane Ashley rumbles on the horizon, but for now we have the joyful, adorable delusion of Craig to occupy our time. He's just the best. And the most ridiculous. If you think otherwise, name ONE LIE HE HAS EVER SAID. ONE LIE!!! Oh Craig. Never change.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyRHONY went to Colombia, and it was so epic we had to travel to Philadelphia just to recap the whole thing. Recording from World Café Live, we take on part 1 of the epic, epic trip. From Ramona's wheelchair to Bethenny's allergic/panic/jealousy attacks, we got it covered!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBelow Deck Med gets the Onion Man back on board, but will Jamie live long enough to hear the pain? It's also the beginning of Captain Sandy losing her patience, which will lead to a tsunami of hugs like we've never seen. This week's bonus is our annual shopping trip on Amazon Prime. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and they're all friends! At least, that's what they're telling us. And we're happy to go along with it. Come join us as we catch up on Shannon's divorce, Kelly's single life, Vicki's love tank, and Tamra's tears. Plus, a new girl named Emily!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Potomac are still in France to embarrass the rest of America. Will crepes lead to peace? Not a chance. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe’re in Kansas City for the Southern Charm Finale and couldn’t be more grateful. There’s a Winter Ball, a classic Cameran callout, and an Ashley crash and burn! Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect. But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action. Come join us for a raucous, crazy show from St. Louis! If you want to see us live, be sure to get tix at watchwhatcrappens.com
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyFor some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle is reaching a head on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Who will João choose? And why is life so cruel to allow him to be the one with all the power in this situation? Plus, broccoli updates and new music from Trixie Monocle & Three Arm Octopus!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe had another Bravo-less night last nigh, so for today's show we made a field trip to the gorgeous home of the fabulous Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and Flipping Out. We love this woman! Follow her on insta and twitter @leablackmiami and find her jewelry and skincare at LeaBlack.com. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe "Real Housewives of Potomac" head to Cannes, France, and it isn't long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed. It's everything we could want, plus the Prince of Monaco!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe "Shahs of Sunset" are coming back, and the trailer is full of everything we've come to expect: Reza screaming, GG being a disaster, and MJ in crazy outfits. We break it all down in typical Crappens fashion: shot by shot, hair plug by hair plug. Come listen!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Dallas Season Three trailer has been released and we are celebrating with a shot by shot breakdown of the insanity.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New York gave us the gift of a midseason trailer to break down over the holidays. There are troll doll heads, a Dorinda smackdown, and a boat ride no one will ever forget. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's time for the group trip on "Real Housewives of Potomac," but not even a very charming mime can convince Robyn and Gizelle to go to France. Will they ever be persuaded to take an all-expenses paid vacation to the French Riviera???? Check out our recap to find out.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyOn this week's "Southern Charm," Thomas wants one last hurrah on the polo fields before he hangs up his duds, which means that maybe now he'll have more time to spend with Ashley. Oh wait, they've PUMPED THE BRAKES (as Ashley has reminded everyone in Charleston). Also, Shep vs. a crow. Come listen!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New York are still at The Mayflower fighting about family crests and selfies. Will Ramona survive the shock of being served banana bread?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyAdam eats at a Michelin Starred restaurant for the first time in his life and tries to grow a James Beard on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. Also, Joao breaks a wine glass with his sheer douchiness and Hanna gives a lot of smokey kisses.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyCraig's pillow design is due - will this be his moment to shine? Or his moment to be, well, Craig. We discuss this as well as many more things at our crazy, super fun live show from SF. You must listen!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe're in Phoenix to record this week's instant classic episode of Real Housewives of New York. Luann is out of rehab, but will Ramona the Slob Kebab be able to control herself? And why is Doridna yelling about Crest? Enjoy, and thank you Phoenix!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBravo gave "Your Husband Is Cheating On Us" a second chance; so we thought we should check it out. And we're glad we did because it's hilarious! This episode had it all: fights, food drama, a cheese plate, and a raccoon. Plus, Ginuwine!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacySomebody call security because the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomoac are getting messy. First, Karen ejects Gizelle and Robyn from her gala. Then Karen and Monique try to ignore Gizelle at the Congressional Black Caucus event. But the real headturner of this episode is the SHOCKING thing Chris calls Candiace. We can't even repeat it here. Come listen to the recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyLove is sort of in the air on "Southern Charm." And if not love, then beer. The gang convenes to try Austen's unnamed brew, setting the stage for a confrontation between Chelsea and Victoria. Meanwhile, Shep and Kathryn continue to flirt -- they had sex FYI -- and Ashely finds herself struggling to hold onto that periwinkle hunk Thomas. Just grist for our mill. Come check out our recap!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe season premiere of "Million Dollar Listing: New York" gave us everything we've come to expect: intense Snapchat filters, overly rehearsed comic bits by Fredrik, and shirtless Steve Gold. Oh, and marble. Lots and lots of marble.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Potomac is puts Charity up against Charity. But will anyone be more charitable than Charisse's escort?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyAshley continues to grow her villainy on this week's Southern Charm while Shep limps around, Cam has her kid and Craig visits his life coach. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New York celebrates Bethenny's new jeans line and Luann's great prison escape. Time to crack some nuts. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Great Gatsby takes over Below Deck Mediterranean. Will literary greatness be able to overshadow the douche magnetism of the guests and Jao? Probably not. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe "Southern Charm: New Orleans" season draws to a close, but not before Jon Moody flashes his abs one last time. And thank God. We're here to recap it all, from Reagan's pregnancy scare to the latest Tamica/Gian drama.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacySherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup. Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come check out our latest recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley's awfulness on "Southern Charm." In a situation like this, there's only one thing to do: DRAG HER ASS. Come listen to our recap for a complete, occasionally nonsensical dragging.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyChristmas on "Real Housewives of New York" brings out the crazy. From nutcracker appropriation to Luann's arrest, this episode has everything. And let's not overlook Ramona seething "You don't support other women!" at Bethenny. AMAZING. Def check out our recap of this mess!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Potomac take the umbrellas off each others necks long enough to talk to an extra medium and help out Houston with water and wigs. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe spent a day doing a crossover with Ross Matthew and pals over at the fabulous Straight Talk With Ross podcast. Find that hilarious show at straighttalkwithross.com and follow Ross @helloross and @hellorosspod. Thanks to Lea Black and Cjay for making this amazing day happen.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Southern Charm gang heads to the Head, and Ashley almost loses hers when she goes up against Kathryn.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New York return to the Berkshires for a murder mystery dinner party and a chill with the snowmies. Who will live? Who will die? And who will teach Ramona what a snow globe is?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyYou know you're a bad yacht guest when you upstage the jerk sexually harassing all the stews. Come join us as we incredulously relive this guest's journey to have a humble lobster, no, duck, no, lobster, no, shrimp, no, chicken, no lobster dinner. And then stick around while we roll our eyes at Zimbabwe's greatest national treasure, Joao.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of reunion. Wow. So much to say. Pasta. Lala. Kristen. Jax. Need we say more? Of course! Come listen!!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyKaren's fragrance journey looks like it's veering off the road, and Monique's not even the one behind the wheel. We're recapping this and all sorts of umbrella-choking madness on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week's "Southern Charm" is all about romantic prospects for men, which means we're in for maximum eye rolls. But here's the good news: we also get TWO scenes at Gwynn's! Who could ask for anything more?? Afterwards, we check in on Southern Charm New Orleans and the Crappens Mailbag!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWho are you hearing? Bethenny or Carole? Their feud grows deeper, this time with Carole using "Get off my jock!" against Bethenny. Will these two ever mend fences? Will Luann ever stop singing Happy Birthday? And will Sonja ever remove Pickles' stain? Pressing questions we attempt to answer on today's recap. Come listen!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyPart 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate we need to see much more of on TV. Check out our recap of this shockingly civil episode.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives are still in Nemacolin to drunk/age shame each other for sport. YAY! This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi's family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French language. Then, on it's a very special Southern Charm NOLA episode about hurtful words and meaningless sorries. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBethenny takes Dorinda to Puerto Rico on this week's Real Housewives of New York. Will the poor girl drink all the aid supplies? For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe first episode of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was so epic, we needed a whole second recap to cover everything. For this show, we're talking Jax's tragic loss, Scheana and Lala's rift, and of course the demise of ROBBBBBB. We try to treat the serious stuff delicately... but, well, we may have failed on that front. As Kristen would say, "Sorry." Thank you Chicago for another amazing live show!! Be sure to check out Crappens #701 if you missed the first part of our recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyCrappens Live hits Lincoln Hall in Chicago for a special two part breakdown of Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part One. This is part one. Hope you have as much fun as we did! Thanks Chicago!!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyCandiace isn't playing sweet anymore on "Real Housewives of Potomac," and we're all about it. Come listen to our latest recap, and stick around for Crappens Spotlight!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's Part Two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. Camille is honored, Dorit is dragged, and Teddi is punctual. Oh, also, Erika is piiiiiiissed. No idea why.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe had the great pleasure of meeting Holly and Sarah from the Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast a couple of weeks ago and had to get a crossover gab sesh on the books. The day has finally arrived! Find their show on iTunes or where else you listen to your pods and follow them on twitter @vprpartypodcast and Instagram @vanderpumprulesparty.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" did not disappoint. Jax was a jerk, Scheana was oblivious, and Patrick... well... he's just awful. We soak up every last crumb of this episode as we say goodbye to one of the greatest seasons of television EVER. Join us for this epic episode. And remember you can come see us live. Get tix to our shows at watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Potomac play bubble soccer and then haze the crap out of the new girl. Plus, Ben shares a story about running into Lisa Rinna and Countess Luann TOGETHER. Must listen. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacySouthern Charm and Southern Charm New Orleans decide to have a boy's night/girl's night episode on the same night. Only one of them features a fight over a pillow, though. No spoilers. This week's bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New York top off their Hampton's trip with really loud feathers and a huge party foul. This week's bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyCameran's baby shower turns icy when Naomi attempts to thaw Patricia's heart. Easier said than done. And that's just the tip of the "Southern Charm" iceberg. We're recapping everything - from Craig's pillow high to JD's awkward appearance. Plus, we share first impressions of "Southern Charm New Orleans."
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe're live in DC for a second night in a row, and this time we're talking RHOBH. The German adventure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues. Kyle has an allergic reaction to a pony, Erika hosts a dinner party, and all the women get drunk at a biergarten. Plus, important hollandaise updates and the new RHONY taglines. Come join!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe season finale of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" wraps up with the scariest episode yet: Porsha on stage, Kandi dressed like Pennywise, and Vivica A. Fox. We're covering all the good stuff as well as a surprise message from an iconic Real Housewife. You def have to listen...
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe finale of the "Married To Medicine" reunion was so intense we couldn't ignore it. Check out our recap and then join us for a chat with writer Carey O'Donnell. We look fondly at "Vanderpump Rules" over the years and revisit some classic Bravo series like "Kell on Earth." Stick around for "Crappens Mailbag" when the wheels truly, truly come off.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyAmanda thinks Kyle drinks too much; so they come up with a great plan: they'll go 1-for-1 with beverages. What could go wrong? Just another fun weekend in the "Summer House." Check out our recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are taking the arguments from petty to...amazingly wonderfully petty with a good ole fashioned "You Don't Remember NANNY K!!?!?" fight, and we couldn't be more grateful.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Mexico continues. Jax finds out about Scheana's devious plans, Stassi and Kristen fight about sleeptime, and Lala drops an iconic bombshell: she needs a baba. Or bubba? Come listen to our recap of this hilarious episode.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on Summer house, Amanda and Kyle whine fight for an hour. In other news, Stephen has boy trouble, Twerkus gets her twerk back, and Carl wears white pants again. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyKyle hosts one last séance by the smiley-faced pool for old times' sake, and Lisa Vanderpump loses one of her cute little pups. It's a time for tears (and heavenly phone calls). Come join us for this recap of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyJax has a mysterious hockey job offer on PumpRules, but that doesn't stop him from getting his ape ass handed to him in Mexico. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe took our show to Houston, TX last week, and to celebrate, we went back in time to arguably the most iconic Bravo episode of all time: the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" season 1 dinner party from hell. From the morally corrupt Faye Resnick to the drunk medium Allison DuBois, we have it all covered. So grab your Camille Cocktail and get ready for a rocky, rowdy, and hilarious trip down Malibu memory lane. Thank you Texas!!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's the moment we've all been not waiting for: Everett and Lindsay finally reunited. And it's just as sloppy as you'd expect. Plus, Stephen has a heartbreaking trip to Alabama.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Vanderpump Rules" becomes an unlikely nuanced showpiece for the #metoo movement when Ariana's brother Jeremy gets thrust into the spotlight by the Taco Bell Coven. Stassi and Kristen call him creepy, Ariana and Tom call him thoughtful, and Lisa calls him a hero. Who to believe? Maybe they're all right? Here's one thing we can all agree on: Brit is doing too much for Jax's birthday. If you don't already, be sure to subscribe to the podcast and buy tickets to our live shows at watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona. There are massive protests, but can they cause more unrest than these women?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Summer House roomies are on a full Carl rebellion, and the always dependable soldier Ervrott shows up as backup. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyCamille Grammer is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time she's assigned her wrath to Dorit, who is only now just feeling the harsh punishment of Lisa Vanderpump's bruised ego. It's a petty, brilliant episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we're recapping every inch of it. Grab your ball gags - we're gettin' freaky!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyDid you MEAN to serve trout tainted with ursine fecal matter? That is the pressing question plaguing the penultimate episode of TOP CHEF - at least, according to us. Join us as we unpack all that this show has to offer: fishing, grilling vegetables, cowboy hats. You know, the good stuff.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe new trailer for season 10 of Real Housewives of New York is so important to us that we decided to devote an entire episode to unpacking it - shot by shot (and sometimes frame by frame). We manage to pull out over an hour of thorough analysis from only two minutes of video - but hey, that's what "Watch What Crappens" is all about. Afterwards, we have fun in the Crappens Mailbag where we discuss the musical "Chicago" and of course Kitchen-Aid stand mixers. Thanks for listening - please tell your friends, subscribe to the show, and check us out at live at watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyParental visits don't get in the way of drunken Wirkus rants - that's what we learned on this week's "Summer House." Join us as we unpack the latest madness!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates NYC with a failed Frankel takedown and Kyle's new store opening. Also, Dorit tries to figure out what vampires are. Enjoy!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyJax almost drowns, and Scheana has baby plans. Just another day in Big Bear paradise on "Vanderpump Rules." Come join us as we recap it!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on Top Chef, the final four have to re-create the hacky dishes their families force fed them as kids. Also, Padma makes a lot of testicle jokes. Then, in the Crappens Mailbag, we have a candid conversation on what it means to be podcasters. For a really long time.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is a battle Royale to find out who's the biggest victim: Dorit, for having her big night ruined? Kyle, for perceived snubs? Or Lisa Vanderpump, for being called insecure and jealous? It's a magnificent carousel of self-pity and accusations, and we're here to recap it all!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyLive from the legendary Bowery Ballroom in New York City, we're recapping the epic "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Big Bear - a.k.a. SCHEANAFEST 2018. Plus, important discussion about the Real Housewives of New York's ill-fated maritime adventure. Thanks to everyone who came to the show. To see one of our live shows, be sure to visit watchwhatcrappens.com !
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThings are getting messy on Summer House, and we're not just talking about the watermelon. The Wirkus twins are finally reunited, but more importantly, Stephen finally tells Carl what's really been on his mind. Join us as we recap all the madness!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on Summer House, Carl charms one woman by yelling at another and Kyle farts a lot. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyStassi is throwing a murder themed birthday party on this week's "Vanderpump Rules," and if that all sounds a bit grim, don't worry -- there's also a Kings & Queens party for Ariana. Meanwhile, Jax finds himself in Lisa's doghouse and out of her dog event. Will she ever forgive him? Come check out our recap, and be sure to subscribe to the show wherever podcasts are available!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacySummer House tried to bond over a good ole fashioned Native American bondfire, but can the curse of Carl ever be overcome? This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyOn this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle, Dorit, and Lisa are all in a pissing match over who's the better friend. Or who deserves compassion. Or who's closer with whom? It's so petty it's almost perfect. Comes check out our recap of this hilarious episode!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's time for the annual Golden Crappy Awards where we honor achievement in all things Bravo. For the first time ever, we've upped the stakes, recording in front of a live audience at The Hollywood Improv! Come join us as we fête the best (and the worst) of everything Bravo has to offer with a little help from our friends! Plus, stick around for a very special audience moment!!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyA sudden death quick fire on Top Chef turns a floral challenge into something much less lovely. Then it's time to celebrate the Super Bowl as the surviving chefs are tasked to make tailgating food for Broncos fans. The results are mixed, but our recap is fully enthusiastic.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyCarl made out with Lauren and then Danielle blew up their spot and then Carl started flirting with Courtney and Lauren was all that's not cool so she threw cake in Carl's face and was like THERE, Carl. Come listen to our similarly insightful recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit throws a Groupon Yacht party for PK and Erika Jayne helps her with a little pat the puss stage momagering. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married to Med and Top Chef. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyOn this week's "Vanderpump Rules," Brittany's mom is ready to crucify Jax -- or at least that's what Kristen is hoping for. Also, more drama between James and Logan, assertions of new wave feminism by Lala, and fresh loaves of bread at SUR. Come listen to our recap of yet another hilarious episode of VPR.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyTeddi throws a glam party for the ladies, but things start off on a rocky note when Dorit suffers the indignity of having her Vanderpump Rosé served in a champagne glass. It's all downhill from there. Come check out our recap of the episode followed by the return of Listener Spotlight!!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyVanderpump Rules keeps on firing on all cylinders this week for the Pride episode. James barely holds his spot in the closet, Billie Lee gives a speech, and Jax takes up raking. Enjoy! This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe're live in Boston for a second night, and this time we're talking the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. Come listen to
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe’re live in Boston this week at The Sinclair, and we’re thrilled to have one of Vanderpump Rules’ finest episodes to cover. We had a blast. Love you Boston!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finds its petty fight of the season. It's a Time Fight! Enjoy! To hear our bonus episodes, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyQuad has reached a breaking point with Dr. Gregory, and after a gut-wrenching group therapy scene, it looks like things might be on the mend for the troubled couple. But if we've learned anything from Dr. Jackie and Curtis, it's that sometimes a man is only good for changing a lightbulb. Come listen to our recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThere's an elephant in the room. Actually, about ten of them. Yes, the most over-used expression since "thrown under the bus" reached peak saturation on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. But it was all worth it to meet our new favorite psychic: MBELE. Come listen to our recap as we rip apart the whole episode.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week's episode of "Vanderpump Rules" sees Britney trying to make Jax a better man... and Lala slapping her back to reality. Nothing like some cold, hard receipts to dash Jax's redemption. Come listen to our recap of this crazy episode. No squirrels were injured in the recording of our show.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New Jersey are close to the end of the season. What better way to start your goodbye than a good ole fashioned grudge in a second rate pasta shop?
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyDid you guys know that Teddi loves horses? Because she does. A lot. And this week we get to see her ride a horse. So, that's cool. Come listen to our recap of this exciting equestrian moment as well as some daddy issues from Erika and a birthday party for Dorit.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Vanderpump Rules" kicks off 2018 with a special gift to the audience: a second cheating scandal! We're still barely wiping the Taco Bell off our lips from the first one! Come listen to our recap of the latest episode!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on "Watch What Crappens," comedienne Amy Phillips joins Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) to chat about the latest fights on "Real Housewives of Orange County" and "New Jersey." Then it's off to Long Island to talk "Princesses" and their horny dads. Along the way, there's plenty of gossip about Vicki Gunvalson and "Below Deck." Plus, Amy talks about her experiences with Ramona Singer, Lea Black and "Watch What Happens." Come listen!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe women of Vanderpump Rules have a seance to rid Jax of his ape spirit. Will Britney be able to stop herself from jumping right back into the potato sack with him? Beer cheese!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIf you have lactose intolerance, this amazing episode of Top Chef isn't for you. If, on the other hand, you love seeing tortoiseshell glasses leaking, you'll love it! Also, we talk a bit about the Below Deck reunion and make tons of Hoda jokes.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Italy! They throw glasses, scream, and sob. The ush. This week's bonus is about Ronnie's Austin performance as Bobby Bender, Ben's birthday weekend, and Married to Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyShep is looking for love, but the prospects are not amazing. We break it all down in this episode. Come join us for our recap of "Relationshep."
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyEpic revelations happen on this week's "Vanderpump Rules." First we learn the truth behind Faith's allegations. Then we meet Stassi's boyfriend. What a crazy time to be alive. Come listen to our recap of it all!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyReal Housewives of Atlanta continues its tour of the Bay Area, and this week, it involves trolleys, Chinatown, Napa, and even a fake wedding to boot. Come join us for our recap of the episode!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe're turning 600, and to celebrate, we're throwing a potluck! Actually, we're just watching one on the "Top Chef: Colorado" premiere. Join us as we dissect every handlebar mustache, potato chowder, and corn salad of the episode.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's the most wonderful time of the year: the Posche Fashion Show! Come join us as we recap Tre's attempted shakedown of Kim D on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Plus, a frumpy medium! We're such a freakout over this.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Vanderpump Rules" is back with a bang - literally. Allegedly? Whatever. Come listen to this supersized episode (over 90 minutes long) as we recap the entire monumental season premiere. Epic.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to San Francisco, and Nene gets to put her new "You Are!" strategy on the table. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, Ronnie's trip to the desert, and a minicap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe drama on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey begins in a dog park and climaxes with a new wine stain on yet another wall of an Italian restaurant. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Below Deck" is nearing the end of its season, which means all the yachties are going out of their minds. Come join us as we recap this penultimate episode wherein First Stew Kate all but explodes
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season with one last reunion. The blondes in charge make up to keep their gigs, but not before ripping each other to shreds one last time. Yay! This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyDid you get your invite to Nene's Girls & Gays Never Forget: Non-Holocaust Edition White Party Seafood Soiree Sponsored By The American Association of Clams and Scallops? Well, Kim Zolciak didn't either, but that didn't stop her from crashing the partay. Come check out our recap of this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta!
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt’s a double recap of Married to Medicine! First up is a hamburger cook of flavored with the salt of relationship tears, and then is a track and field day for FITNI, where Heavenly just barely resists using the tug of war rope to strangle the new chick. This week’s bonus is about our field trip with Lea Black, Heather McDonald, Kelly Dodd and a couple of Below Deck surprises! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***For 50 percent off your Stitch Fix order, go to stitchfix.com/crappens!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyReal Housewives of Orange County starts its reunion with lots and lots of tears. And boob talk. Cuz Bravo. This week’s bonus is about our field trip with Lea Black, Heather McDonald, Kelly Dodd and a couple of Below Deck surprises! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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Sheree Whitfield throws her mom a disco party. Get it, girl! Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacySome God fearin, butt lovin cougars are the new charter guests on this week’s Below Deck. Can Nico keep his pants on? Can EJ keep from touching himself? And did Kate call Jen a whore, or is Jen just reaaaaaaally stupid? Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week's Real Housewives of New Jersey has the women headed to an overnight retreat, but there's no room for empowerment when allegations of drug use, bullying, and public shaming are at play. Come grab a Rails-tini and listen to our recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyReal Housewives of Dallas Reunion Part 2 featured lots of fake tears, terrible spray tans and amazing monologues. Also, very nice pores. Thanks L22! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County finishes out their season at a candle party, in case you’re not already dozing off. This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Real Housewives of Atlanta" started this week with a bath and ended with a shower. And in between there was all sorts of hilarious stuff. Come join us for the recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBelow Deck had a Hawaiian party this week, and the Stud of the Seas came through. Also, EJ got ready to say goodbye and a guest complained. A lot. This week’s bonus is a full recap of the Married to Medicine premiere. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyClassic Marge gave us some classic tears as she bared her soul for Dolores on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join us as we recap this study in Jersey parenting!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyYou should never bully someone with a sex toy. This is the takeaway from part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion. Come learn more lessons with our recap!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyVicki and Tamra are friends again on Real Housewives of Orange County. But will it last? And will Peggy ever get over the indignity of hearing vague laughter? Come join us as we wrap up the Icelandic trip with some lamb shank and marital awkwardness.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy**This was recorded under extreme circumstances. Please forgive the audio! The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a tenth season, and Cynthia celebrates with a leafblower. This week’s bonus is a full recap of the Married to Medicine premiere. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe took our show to San Francisco for a super fun recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join the crowd as we recap the pasta tasting from hell. And afterwards, stay tuned for the first ever Watch What Crappens wedding proposal!!! Thanks to everyone who bought tickets and came to the show!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe turned the Real Housewives of Dallas into a musical epilogue because we just saw Little Shop of Horrors and can’t stop obsessing. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyNico’s brother comes on board this week with his dirty ass feet. Will Jen bang him? Or will she save herself for the cougar guest who can’t keep her boobs in her bikini? We were so nervous about the whole thing that we just sang the whole time. This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Dallas ends its season by celebrating a carnie engagement! Will everyone follow the rules? Will L22 show itself? Will anyone’s throat get slit? This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's Halloween 2017, and could anything be spookier than Vicki Gunvalson with elevated blood pressure? Surely not! Come join us for a CREEPY and CRAWLY recap of the latest Real Housewives of Orange County episode! Boooooooo!!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyTimestamps below! Kathy Griffin went off on Andy this weekend, so we spent the first half hour talking that over. Then, Shahs of Sunset finished out its season with screaming, yelling, and a near overdose. See ya next year, suckas! This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
Kathy Griffin and Andy Cohen Feud: 0-30:15
Shahs: 30:15
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Below Deck" is looking an awful lot like the Loveboat this week. Nico and Bri finally hook up (byeeeeeee Melissa), EJ and Baker strike up a casual romance, and Matt, well, he doesn't quite find the balloon knot he was searching for in his ex, but hey, there's always another banana Foster around the corner. After the recap, stay tuned for Crappens Mailbag!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMelissa gets cake shamed this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Danielle pulls some old tricks out of a new bag. Enjoy! Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt’s a Sparkle Launch Party on Real Housewives of Dallas this week, so get ready for prettier dog poop to come from your best furry friend! Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County head to Iceland. Who will fall into a crevasse? Who will find themselves in a Lynchian dream state? Who will almost die right before our very eyes? Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyPart 1 of the "Shahs of Sunset" reunion gave us all the classy stuff: casual racism, bastard accusations, and man-buns Who could ask for anything more?
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacySandra Bullock once played a lady who hates chocolate ice cream. You heard it here first. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef Colorado’s cast bios. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe feud between Siggy and Margaret reaches epic new levels on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. It can only lead to one thing: bragging about Joan Rivers. Come join us as we recap this madness.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacySomething's eating away at LeeAnne, and it's not just the flesh eating bacteria in her boobs. She's mad as hell at Cary for talking crap about Brandi, and at a Winter Wonderland party, she'll leave no notecard behind in order to uncover the truth! Come listen to our recap of The Real Housewives of Dallas Brandi Land extravaganza!
Get started NOW at Stitch Fix.com/crappensand you'll get an extra 25% off when you keep all 5 items in your box!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMeghan King Edmonds invites the ladies over to get their aura read, but the night ends in disaster as Peggy and Shannon fight about Diko and David. It's a good ol' fashion dinner-party-gone-wrong, and we love it!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyShahs of Sunset puts an end to the season this week. Reza dresses like Vida, makes his husband cry, and tops off the Sunday by manipulating someone into telling off their own mom. That’s talent. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef Colorado’s cast bios. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyChris Brown gets the gift of a plane ticket on this week’s Below Deck, and EJ finally loses his cool beans. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyNo one ever said being on Real Housewives of New Jersey would be a cakewalk, but certainly Siggy never thought it would be this hard. The Boca trip turns loca after Tre refuses to apologize for tossing Siggy's cake, and when fighting words like "soggy" and "trash" get thrown around, things get real crazy. Come listen to our recap. Afterwards, we have the winners of our Clear The Flem contest!!!
00:00:00 - Intro / RHONJ
01:11:26 - CLEAR THE FLEM WINNERS (time stamp may be a minute off depending on pre-roll ads)
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Dallas are still in Mexico. Some choose to fiesta, some choose to fiesta. One thing is for sure, Kameron got her teeth brushed. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyPeggy and Diko celebrate their 22nd anniversary on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra and Vicki fail at making up. Again. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyGG finally takes the stage on "Shahs of Sunset," but not before MJ climbs onto a bar in Queens and Shervin breaks up with his girlfriend. Also, Asa is pregnant, guys.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThere's a new bosun on "Below Deck," and no one likes him. But he's got to be better than Matt whose drunken date with Bri continues the epic trend of horrific "Below Deck" dates. As Kate would say, "ha."
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and this time, there are new faces, old faces, new old and now new faces, and a truly upsetting cake fight. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Dallas trip to Mexico hits a rocky patch when Brandi chases Kameron with a big, brown dildo. It doesn't go over well. And we love it.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyReal Housewives of Orange County this week focused on all sorts of charming things: Doug's vasectomy, Vicki's colon cleanse, Tamra's rash, Peggy's cancer, and Shannon's marital strife. Fun! Come listen to us break it down!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe gang heads to NY for GG’s chance at ruining theater forever, and it turns out Shalom is just as unbalanced as the rest. Phew. We were worried there for a second. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt got pretty rowdy at our Lincoln Hall late show, and we loved every second! LeeAnne Locken joined us onstage again and brought along Below Deck’s Nico Scholly. This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyChicago welcomed us right this week. We yelled, laughed screamed, and hugged like mad. Not to mention talked crazy poo about this week’s hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange Count. Our girl LeeAnne Locken showed up for a little fun, so we dragged her onstage for an interview only she can give. Enjoy! This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWhen the yacht bumps into the dock on "Below Deck," Captain Lee goes on a rampage, and Chris bears the brunt of it. But more importantly, BRUNO IS TIYERD, guys! Come relive what happens when Bruno's fatigue encounters Kate's resting bitch face. It's glorious.
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For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's the season (or series?) finale of "Real Housewives of Auckland," and every lady came to fight. Who emerged on top? We try to figure that out over the course of this super-sized recap. Stick around for a special "Clear The Flem" afterwards!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyGG heads to (triple off) Broadway, MJ drunkenly pisses on her relationship, and Shervin finally comes clean to the crew. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the RHOA trailer! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThere are dueling book launches on this week’s Real Housewives of Auckland, but will Louise have Contact? Only Jodi Foster really knows. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week's "Below Deck" finds Kate Chastain so exhausted by her crew that she has no further choice than to find comfort in Jesus. Hot Jesus, specifically. If this boat's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin' (especially if you're bringing eggplant parmesan with tequila).
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThere's plenty of tea to spill but not a lot of sympathy on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, whose second season continues to be FIRE, as the kids say. Come listen to us break down all the RHOD madness, from Kameron's Jack Daniels humiliation revenge to Cary's dinner party hostility. Oh, and LeeAnne got engaged at the fair! PEOPLE YOU MUST WATCH THIS SHOW.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyReal Housewives of Orange County came alive this week as the women clashed at Kelly Dodd's house. Accusations of lying and spousal abuse abounded, but nothing could compare to the knee squeeze heard around the world. Even Lydia snapped! Check out our recap of this bonkers episode.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyGG can hear! It’s a miracle! Unfortunately, she can also talk. This special Thanksgiving episode features attempts to break up friendships, relationships and bonds with fetuses. Enough to go around. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Auckland heads to the race track for some good old fashioned driving lessons. But before things get too fast and furious, we delve into Angela's life. What do we find there? Heartache, tragedy, and a marshmallow filling. Fun! Afterwards, Crappens Mailbag!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBelow Deck is still dealing with a green crew and a guest list full of the lamest thrill seekers ever. Thankfully, it leads to lots of passive aggressive Chastain perfection and Captain Lee curse rants. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas are headed to Memphis! Or at least some of them are. Brandi ditched LeeAnne for Steph and Cary, which means there's a rift a-brewin' in Texas! Come listen to our recap! And stick around for a very special Crappens Spotlight!
00:00:00 - Intro / Real Housewives of Dallas
00:54:48 - Crappens Spotlight
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBirthdays galore this week on Real Housewives of Orange County. Shannon gets emo, Eddie makes blowjob jokes, and Vicky unwraps a huge underhanded shade bomb for her frienemy. **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week, MJ declares war over in vitro eggs, which she still knows nothing about. Thankfully, Asa’s baby can support her. You know she’s pregnant, right? **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyAfter a harrowing, racially-charged episode in Port Douglas, the Real Housewives of Auckland get back to more mundane tasks in this latest installment: feeding cats, petting dogs, shooting clay pigeons, and enduring white shirts. What could be more delightful?
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBelow Deck returns for a fifth season. Kate, Captain Lee and Niko are all back, and this time they’re accompanied by the dumbest crew yet. YAY! **This week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyKameron gets pissy on this week’s Real Housewives of Dallas and D’Andra gets shot down again by Power Meemaw. Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County dress like men for charity. Will Kelly be able to keep the peace? Or will she get dragged all over again? Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's our biggest show ever: Watch What Crappens live at the Teragram Ballroom in downtown Los Angeles. Come join us as we recap the classic "Scary Island" episode of Real Housewives of New York, and then it's on for the main event: a round table conversation with the stars of "Flipping Out": Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, and Jenni Pulos. Oh, and did we mention that SHANNON BEADOR DROPPED BY??? Truly the most amazing night in Crappens history!!!
Here are time codes for your listening pleasure:
00:00:00 - Intro, excitement, general OMG moments
00:05:22 - Scary Island Recap
01:00:25 - Middle Seat Selfie with Shannon Beador
01:06:46 - Group chat with Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, Jenni Pulos, and Shannon Beador
Thanks so much to everyone who showed up. This was a career highlight for us!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe ladies hit some rough waters when Julier says the N word. Yikes.
** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Sep 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New York wrap up their third reunion with lots of anal talk. Also, Ramona leaves us with a Greatest Hit Childhood Origin Story to explain why she didn’t know what sex was. Enjoy! **Live show in LA with guests Jeff Lewis, Gage Edwards and Jenni Pulos is this Saturday Sept 2! Grab tickets at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyHalloween means so many things to the women of Real Housewives of Dallas. It's a time for forgiveness, for Mexican food, and for LeeAnne to dress up like Two-Face. Yes, it's another exciting episode of RHOD's triumphant second season, and we are here for it. Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Listener Spotlight!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyDavid joins a couples date/self torture race alone as Shannon mourns his romance with her greatest enemy. Some ho named Gym.
** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's the grand Shahs of Sunset / Newlyweds: The First Year crossover the world has been waiting for! Turns out sweet, kind Shervin is a bit more devilish than we ever imagined (read: obvi) because he's been banging Tara of Tara & Rob (aka Tarb). It's a scandal we all weren't prepared for but somehow must embrace. Come listen to our take on this madness!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New Zealand are already on their big trip of the season, and in this case it's a tropical vacation in Port Douglas, Australia. For Angela, however, the fake work never ends. That's why she brought Lea along to punish and torment. Maybe Anne needs to teach her some etiquette lessons.
Come listen and stick around for Crappens Mailbag afterwards!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyPart 2 of the Real Housewives of New York reunion tackled all the important questions: does LuAnn live in a penthouse or an apartment? Did Ramona vote for Trump? Does Tinsley even know how to vote? Will Bethenny ever find a happy place? We're not sure the ladies had terribly good answers, but we certainly did. Come listen to us break down every minute of the latest RHONY reunion episode!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's time to acknowledge that LeeAnne Locken is a national treasure. We may have to wait 45 minutes for her to show up on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Dallas, but it's worth it. Come see how this weiner handles the ladies in yet another hilarious installment of RHOD. If you're not watching, you're not living.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County gather to celebrate Nobleman Magazine, but will Tamra be lucky enough to fight with? Fingers crossed! Enjoy!
** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Shahs of Sunset finish up their pilgrimage to Israel, but it wouldn’t be complete without making the Dead Sea wish it could be deader. Enjoy!
** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Auckland take on acting classes, and Gilda isn’t believing Angela’s method. Also, a French prisoner is emotionally abused over a blue collar car. Delicious. Enjoy!
** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyReal Housewives of New York kicks off its reunion month with a D’agastino grilling and lots of super sincere Ramona apologies, and Below Deck Med gets a special #WWHL Reunion to assure everyone that Chef Adam isn’t stalking Malia! Enjoy!
** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyReal Housewives of Dallas returns with better hair, crazier ladies, and more terrified trollies. Enjoy!
** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe cold war between Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki continues to brew, this time at Meghan's sip 'n' see for baby Aspen. But even if this feud has no end in sight, there are still miracles to be had on Real Housewives of Orange County - such as Shannon and Kelly burying the hatchet (for now). Grab your poncho and come listen to our recap of all things RHOC!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Israeli odyssey on "Shahs of Sunset" continues with the gang heading to a Muslim town and making fools of themselves with video cameras. Afterwards, it's Shabbat with Mike's family and then a trip to Jerusalem to visit the Western Wall. We recap everything: from MJ's dirty feet to Asa's pregnancy pilgrimage. Come listen!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe claws are out for Anne's big charity fundraiser on Real Housewives of New Zealand, and while the ladies are supposed to be supporting the kitties, their behavior reminds us that they're the real cats, now and forever.
Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Crappens Mailbag where we delve a little deeper into the legend known as GERALDINE PARSONS SMITH.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New York season finale is upon us, and we must give thanks. After all, where would we be if we couldn't spend 90 minutes talking about these neurotic ladies. Come join us as we send of the RHONY season in style.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBelow Deck Mediterranean finishes up its season with triangle reveals, insincere hugs, and one final nap. Enjoy! **ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Orange County take us on a journey through a tweety car unveiling and an old folks home. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyShahs offends all of Israel, but don’t worry, they also offended the rest of us. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe cold war between the ladies bubbles over at Michelle's house after Angela more or less accuses Gilda of being a _______ and a ______ with a _________. Daggers are thrown! And we catch ever last one of them. If you're not watch Real Housewives of Auckland, you're 100% missing out on excellence.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBREAKING NEWS keeps breaking into this week’s Real Housewives of New York. The ladies have an insanely fun end to their Mexico trip and it’s a very sad real life end for a relationship that turned out not to be all roses. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyChief Stew Hannah Ferrier joins us on this very special episode to talk "Below Deck Mediterranean." She gives us all the details on Adam, Bobby, Malia, Bugsy, and pretty much everyone else. Afterwards, Ben and Ronnie launch into a full recap of this week's latest Below Deck Med episode, which features milkshakes, escorts, and various romantic entanglements. Come listen, subscribe, and share!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyTamra fights against being erased this week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon teaches her kid to be terrified of driving. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyReza and Mike want the gang to go to Israel, but not before throwing a totally embarrassing "Peace in the Middle East" Halloween party. We have all the "Shahs of Sunset" cringeworthy moments from the costumes to the ovulation sticks. Come listen!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe jump into the Real Housewives of Auckland pool and laugh our asses off today. These ladies are rich, tacky, and hilarious. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyBethenny finally gets her trip to Tequila, and LuAnn falls down again. Will one inch of Mexico escape being branded and sold? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Malia love triangle reaches new lows (or highs?) as a drunken wedgie causes waves of drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." We've got it all covered on today's episode; so you better listen! LATER SKATER!
Plus, Listener Spotlight!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyShannon weighs in at the gym, and before you can even say "spiral," here comes Kelly Dodd to kick her while she's down. It's a plate-throwin', guinea-pig-poopin' edition of Real Housewives of Orange County. Come listen to our recap of this insta-classic episode!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyShahs of Sunset celebrates ditching Adam on the animal heavy Thailand trip by throwing him a second rate party at a local zoo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe ladies of "Real Housewives of New York" head to Mexico this week, and we are here for every room fight, Page Six squabble, balloon game, and drunken pratfall. It's nonstop bickering from them, nonstop laughing from us. We love this show. Grab your whistles, watch out for the bushes, and make sure your chemical peel has healed because we're talking RHONY in ¡Mexico!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's our 500th episode! And to celebrate, we took the show to NYC and recorded live at the famed Gotham Comedy Club!! And what better way to mark the occasion than by recapping a hilarious installment of "Real Housewives of Orange County." We didn't forget it about it!
Afterwards, there's a live edition of Listener Spotlight, and then we give the Crappens treatment to Ramona's "Love Connection" appearance. So fun.
Thank you so much for helping us get to 500 episodes. Here's to 500 more, okaaaaay????
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyChef Adam loses his pre-made cookies when he finds out about Malia’s double cross and exposes her iCloud to the crew. People are just mad at Malia cuz she’s hot, ok? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyTwo reunions, one show! We start things off with part 2 of the "Southern Charm" reunion, in which we discuss Shep, Shep's dating problems, Shep's issues with Craig, and other general Sheppy things. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Potomac" where we take on Juan, Ashley, Karen, and the mysterious BLUE EYES. Come listen!
00:00:00 - Intro / Amazon Prime bitching / Southern Charm
01:02:43 - RHOP
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyShahs of Sunset returns for season six, and the boobs are bigger than ever. Both male and female, physical and mental. It’s gonna be a doozy of a year. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt appears as though Hannah wants to toss Adam's cookies. Literally. She doesn't like them. Or maybe she's deflecting attention away from certain scandalous Dallas trysts. Nevertheless, we've got the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean" covered, now with 110% more inaccurate accents. Stick around afterwards for Crappens Mailbag!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyWe're just about ready to head to Mexico on Real Housewives of New York, but first Bethenny and Ramona have to sort some stuff out. Easier said than done. This results in an emotional, angry, and generally hilarious confrontation over dinner. We recap every moment of the fight, and for added fun, we revisit Clear The Flem afterwards!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's reunion time for Southern Charm, and our favorite brood of Charleston ne'er-do-wells is back to air out all their dirty laundry. We're recapping it all - from Kathryn's fiery rose dress to Craig's formative gender studies education. Come join us, and don't forget to buy tickets to our live show on 9/2: watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyReal Housewives of Orange County returns for a new season. Vicki brings Tamra closer to Jesus, and Shannon closer to food. AW! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Potomac squabble over who’s the poorest and saddest on the first part of their Season 2 Reunion, and Invite Only Cabo ends with hugs and apologies for Chuck E Cheese shaming. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
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1:06:31 Invite Only Cabo Finale
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyStefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Sword and Scale Rewind) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of New York ski trip. Tim’s way, guys. Tim’s way. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com
Jackie Schimmel (@JackieSchimmel on Insta and Twitter) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of Potomac finale. We laugh, we cry, we do the ThaTha. Find Jackie on The Bitch Bible wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy"Southern Charm Savannah" ended its first season with quite a few surprises. First, Lyle popped the question to Catherine, and the results were not quite what he was looking for. Even worse, he totally undercut Ashley's masquerade fundraiser, leaving her to stew in her mask. So rude. We break it all down PLUS it's Friday, which means it's time for Crappens Mailbag!!
Happy weekend y'all!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of New York go to Vermont for a ski trip. Will anyone figure out why Dorinda keeps saying clip? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyLesson learned from this week's Below Deck: Mediterranean - don't text and yacht. At least not when there are nosy crew members around. Hannah learned this the hard way when she got caught sending messages to last week's hawwwt primary Jason, but you guys don't worry about it - they only kissed for, like, TWO SECONDS; so it's totally cool. Come check out our recap where we dive into this scandal as well as other pressing issues such as Adam and Malia's strange showmance and Max's ladyfriend.
Come listen and tell your friends!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's the season finale of Southern Charm season 4! Dani faints, T-Rav quotes Jane Austen, and Craig punches Shep's leg. Garsh! We're here to cover all the good stuff - from Kathryn's outfit to Naomi's musical cues. So much fun. Come listen!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyInvite Only Cabo’s Larry Sims (@LarryJarahSims) and Emily Moses (@MosesMakeup) join us to talk behind the scenes dirt on the show. Huge questions are answered, but the biggest is: What are Emily’s delicious nails made out of? We had a great time and laughed our asses off with these two. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThis week on Southern Charm Savannah, Hannah wants more weight on Louis’ shoulders, Nelson hangs with the bros, and Ashley barfs on herself. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyKatie Cazorla of "Second Wives Club" is, like, famous now; so naturally we had to hear how her life has changed. Come join us as we talk shit about each other, Second Wives Club, and Real Housewives of New York! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Ramona gets some edge on Real Housewives of New York, okaaaay? Tom’s exes all show up at her Edgy Party with already told secrets, and lots of people wear terrible furs. Enjoy!Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Don't ever accuse Hannah of not going the extra mile when it comes to customer service, especially when Jason from Dallas is on board the yacht. Bugsy may not like it, but Hannah's gonna get herself some hawwwt primary action. Meanwhile, Bobby entrances a cougar, Adam has pork problems, and Max does something we don't understand. Just another day on "Below Deck: Mediterranean!" Come listen to our recap! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
This week on Southern Charm, the cast hits some bumps on the Key West trip, Landon shifts blame, and Craig tries his hand at a new profession: therapy. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Can Karen and Charrisse bury the hatchet and end one of the dumbest feuds in Housewives history? Will Karen still be the Grand Dame of Potomac after she moves out of town? And will the champagne room live up to its sky-low expectations? All these questions and more will be answered in our recap of "Real Housewives of Potomac."Then it's on to "Invite Only: Cabo" where the icky love triange between Agu, Emily, and Kamani leads to new drama. Everyone's pointing fingers. Or at least using them.00:00:00 - RHOP 01:06:25 - Invite Only: Cabo For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Who thought a genteel night of Bridge could turn ugly? Well, add some booze and simmering insecurities, and boom! we've got a classic Bravo fight! It's everything we want out of "Southern Charm: Savannah" plus rancid oysters!And to top it off, we've got another edition of Crappens Mailbag! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Your song of the summer has arrived: "Do The D'Agostino" is LuAnn D'Agostino's dancehall hit of 2017! Featuring guest MCs Ramona, Dorinda, Bethenny, Carole, Sonja, and Tinsley! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
It's the wedding of the century! LuAnn and Tom finally get married on this week's episode of "Real Housewives of New York," and to sweeten the deal, LuAnn even released a new single! We have the world premiere on our show.Also, talk of Chinatown, oysters, tissue paper, and all the usual crazy stuff on this show. Thanks for listening! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
The onion betrayal hits its peak on this week’s Below Deck Med, but at least Malia gets a side of spinach! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe "Southern Charm" love triangle between Shep, Chelsea, and Austen comes to a fussy head this week after Shep allegedly corners Chels and tries to stick his tongue down her throat. We've got the controversy covered as we try to parse out all the information and make sense of it all. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Huger demands her name be on everything in Bermuda on the Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip, and an angry, odd little man tries to ruin Emily’s night on Invite Only Cabo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyA storm of categorial, allegorical extremes hits Savannah. Egregiously. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
This week's Real Housewives of New York is jam packed with crazy: Ramona and Bethenny's blowout, Ramona trashing Dorinda's bedroom, Jill Zarin's triumphant return, Ramona and Bethenny at an art show. Pure madness, and we've recapped it all. Come listen! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Warning: this episode may contain onions. Chef Adam goes rogue when the guests demand no onions. And then he calls Hannah a slut. Or was it the chive? Either way, it's a rough episode for the van man, but at least Malia's wearing his hat!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyShep wakes up at one with a hangover. Is it rock bottom? Or just Tuesday? Let’s all try to feel things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyKaren Huger and Charrisse Jackson Jordan are battling it out to be the official host of the Potomac season 2 vacation, and the stakes couldn't be any lower. Who will get the crown? And will it come from Burger King? So many questions that we must tackle.Then it's on to Invite Only: Cabo where Larry must ask the ultimate question - will Bianca be able to tell the difference between a friendship promise ring and a wedding ring? (spoiler: no) Come listen!00:00:00 - Real Housewives of Potomac 01:01:35 - Invite Only: Cabo For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
It’s the first dinner party war of Southern Charm Savannah, and no one is safe. Accusations are hurled and chinchilla wraps are disrespected, but at least Brandon got his damn biscuit. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
The ladies of Real Housewives of New York are still in the Berkshires. Someone stains a chair, someone hogs the cheese, and Bethenny is in a dungeon no one will ever understand. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
The anchors aren't the only things all tangled up on "Below Deck: Mediterranean." There's a whole jumbled love triangle going down. But it's more like a love May Pole, and Malia is at the center. Who will get to kiss her first? And will she even get a say? All that plus important updates on espresso martinis and stern lines.Come listen! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Landon goes on a maybe date with Thomas and then breaks up with Drew. Will she ever find love? Probably not. Also, Kathryn has lunch with the group and lands an exclusive invite to her own son's birthday. Contouring really does work! Come listen to our recap of "Southern Charm!"
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyKangaroo wraps almost break a marriage on Real Housewives of Potomac and Larry doesn’t like drama on Invite Only Cabo. Will Emily’s emoji pillow ever be the same? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
First, we’re joined by our friend Lisa Timmons (@timmonslisa) joins us to answer our questions about Savannah royalty. Then, we talk about how Southern Charm Savannah found a way to make us feel sorry for drag queens, attention whores, and Nelson all in one episode. It’s a feat. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
'Tis the season for undermining LuAnn. That's right: the Real Housewives of New York made its annual pilgrimage to The Berkshires this week, and we're here to recap all the (relatively tame) madness. From cake wrecks to hat drama - there's plenty of stuff to talk about, even if this episode couldn't even come close to last year's legendarily insane Berkshires trip.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMr. Skintastic and his butterface anchors finish up their tour on this week’s Below Deck Med, but will the tangled chains ruin everything? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Southern Charm manages to offend every race on the planet this episode, and we’re along for the bumpy ride. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Emu isn't the only thing on the menu at Oz. On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn get their fingers all up in Ashley's business (literally). Then it's on to our new favorite show, Invite Only Cabo, where Emily and Agu engage in a "cuddle" session, thus consecrating their official couple name, which ironically is "Emu." Their scandal is trumped only by the revelation that not all topics birthed on an elliptical machine can be considered LIGHT. Come listen to our recaps!00:00:00 - Real Housewives of Potomac 00:49:27 - Invite Only Cabo For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Some ghosts tried to burn down Ashley's house! And then she processed the trauma by playing strip golf. But was that a violaysh of girl code? That's what we find out on this latest episode of "Southern Charm: Savannah." Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Crappens Mailbag! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
This week on RHONY, the cougars sharpened their claws for some fresh prey, and thanks to some helpful pointers from Ramona, Tinsley nabbed herself a 23 year old guy. Just another night at Beautique... For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
On this week’s Below Deck Med, Bobby gets a Facetime hug from his mom, Sandy Yawn ties one on, and an army of boobs are released. Please don’t mention cephalopods. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Sun's out, guns out. The cast of "Southern Charm" has a quail of a time hunting in the George back country this week, and no bird is safe - especially Chelsea. Austen seems to have nabbed the prey, but don't count Shep out. At least, not yet. We cover every inch of this episode, from Patricia's caftan to Craig's deodorant foibles. Come join! And tell your friends! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Bravo has added a new show to its roster, and it’s a beautiful, messy, confusing and hilarious ride. Take it with us. Welcome to Invite Only Cabo! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyMichelle Collins (After Paradise, Little Talk Live) joins Ben and Ronnie on a special episode recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on May 9, 2017. The trio talk about all the important topics: RHOA, RHONY, Southern Charm, etc. etc. Then, to finish things off, they rank every single Real Housewife of New York of all time. If you missed the show, come listen now to this rowdy episode. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Robyn gets a "Juantervention," Ashley gets a Sha-Sha freak-out, and Karen gets a "realty" check. It's all par for the course on Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen to us break it all down, and afterwards, stay tuned for Crappens Mailbag!!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyRamona tries to make nice with Bethenny like a wrecking ball, Tinsley gets in a brown ice fight with Sonja, and LuAnn squeals a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
The new pretty girl is given so much attention by horny losers that she starts breaking things with her mind on this week’s Below Deck Med. Enter if you dare. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Southern Charm gets a sister, and they’ve probably made out. Let’s gather together to welcome a fresh group of tacky, inbred monsters to the lineup! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
It's the epic showdown we've all been waiting for: Kandi vs. Phaedra vs. Porsha. All the truth comes (mostly) out in part four of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it's crazy. We're not sure what the future holds for shady Phae-Phae, and we're still not totally sure about production's role in this messiness, but here's one thing we do know: we had a blast breaking everything down. Come listen and relive this HISTORIC fourth reunion episode.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyAltered Reality is a new TV show satirizing the behind the scenes shenanigans of a Real Housewives type show. We talked to one of the show’s producers Darren Bettencourt and one of its stars, Joanna Krupa, to find out where the idea came from and where it’s going. Enjoy! For all of our bonus episodes, become a premium member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe Real Housewives of Potomac get into our favorite kind of low rent fight: one that takes place in a driveway. Keep it classy, ladies! Our fave! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
This week's episode of RHONY is full of surprises, both on a national level (the election) and an international level (Ramona's birthday). We've got it all covered, and as an added bonus, there's even a musical medley mid-show. Sing along with us on this very special Real Housewives of New York episode! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
**Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov** Below Deck Med comes back with a new captain that is all about REST. Get ready, cuz Handy Sandy is in charge. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Craig gets into sewing, Shep goes to the doctor, T-Rav mourns the power of khakis, and Cameran buys a doll. Just par for the course on "Southern Charm." Come listen to Ben and Ronnie break it all down! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
**Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov**It’s the third reunion of the season for The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it’s getting dark. Thankfully, it’s still fun cuz people accuse others of having Groupon implants. Our fave! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe ladies of Potomac gather at a hookah bar to do things like shame Monique and... shame Monique. But she kind of deserves it for bragging about the $250 (marked down to $75) bottle of wine she brought. Also, there was a Sweet 16 for Sha-Sha's daughter, and the infamous Eddie showed up. Awkward...Come listen to us break it all down. Plus, Crappens Mailbag! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Dorinda hasn't yelled yet on this season of Real Housewives of New York; so this week she let it all out, screaming strange metaphors about EZ Passes and turnstiles at Sonja. It was great. We break down every second of the fight - from the bag of bananas and cucumbers to LuAnn's duck parade. What a special day for America. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
**We're doing a live show Tues May 3rd at 10PM at the Hollywood improv! For tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov** The final reunion of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a lot of victims claiming to not be victims, soap stars yelling about being method, and queens trying to adopt bunnies. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
This week on Southern Charm, Shep can’t understand why people assume he’s a slut, Cameran tries to make garsh and Chelsea happen, and everyone says “bro code” a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyThe second part of the RHOA reunion brings about all sorts of emotions. Even Ronnie takes Kenya's side for once. Or does he? Come listen to Ben and Ronnie break down everything from the "bullying" to the abuse to Matt to Phaedra. It's a big, fun episode. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
While Shep romances the ladies (and gets shot down), Craig faces his biggest challenge yet: erecting a step & repeat. Or is it step & release? Either way, he's got his hands full, and so do we with this week's recap of "Southern Charm." Afterwards, it's another edition of Crappens Mailbag (00:51:38). Come listen and enjoy! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Ramona invites the girls to the Hamptons to dog pile Bethenny over boob pics from two decades ago, and Dorinda sicks the NSA on Sonja’s ass. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
It’s the second reunion night for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and it’s a doozy. Erika’s mad, Rinna shows off her skills at producing a single tear, and Kim Richards orphans a sad bunny. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
"Vanderpump Rules" season 5 ended on an acrimonious note as Scheana and her estranged husband Shay came face to face on part 3 of the reunion. Ben and Ronnie dissect every ounce of the confrontation, rigorously defending and attacking all parties involved in order to determine who deserves to come out on top. Plus, lots of other shade too! Come listen! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
RHOA kicks off its HISTORIC four part reunion with camel toe fascination and receipt wars, and then we’re off to visit the Real Housewives of Potomac bet on horses as the new chick antagonizes her mother in law. Let’s celebrate bad choices together on this holy week! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: RHOP starts at 1:09:05 For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Landon shows off her new app idea on Southern charm, Craig finds a best friend, and Shep messes with some balls. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Introducing Tinsley Mortimer. The notorious Manhattan socialite makes her RHONY debut, and here's what we know so far: she yearns to wear black, and her signature look is a curl. Oh, and she trespassed on her ex's place when she tried to retrieve a handbag. Fun! Come listen to our full recap! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
The first of three Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunions is upon us. Get ready for some talk of Erika’s vagina. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Vanderpump Rules jumps into the second part of its reunion with some more LaLa snaps, Nikolai tell offs and a Jax and Brit preview. What big words will Katie spew this week? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" wrapped up its latest season with a vicious fight centered around... basement insecurity? Something like that. The point is that we got to see two highly anticipated things: the unveiling of Chateau Sheree and the return of Kim Biermann. Naturally, fighting ensued.Later, on "Real Housewives of Potomac," a high tea aims to patch things up between Gizelle and Charisse, but instead it just puts Robin on the hot seat. Also, we get a new cast member and the return of Katie! Super fun times!00:00:00 - Intro / Real Housewives of Atlanta 00:56:56 - Real Housewives of Potomac For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
"Southern Charm" is back! The cast continues to grow, and even when nothing happens in an episode (like this one), we still find it so, so fun. Come listen to us break down the season 4 premiere. And sorry, we forgot to do Mailbag today! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
The Real Housewives of New York return. Ramona has a new Mario. Will this one work out? And will Hillary win the election? SO MANY QUESTIONS. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
It's time for the Vanderpump Rules reunion! TV writer and producer Marcos Luevanos joins Ben and Ronnie to break down all the memorable moments from part one of this pure madness. Come join in! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
It’s the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale! Will Dorit’s head crack? Will Erika cry about her vagina again? Will Lisa Rinna own it baby? One thing is for certain: Eden Sassoon will yell at someone. FINALLY. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Real Housewives of Potomac returns, and the ladies are already stealing enough Beyonce lyrics to fill a show. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Apollo calls collect from prison to introduce his new prison bitch to the ladies. This should go well. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Grab your mint juleps: the next season of "Southern Charm" begins next week, and we're here to break down the season 4 trailer shot by shot. Yes, we're going granular again, dissecting every.single.thing. in the preview - from the bagel pillows to that lady at the next table who thinks Landon and Thomas are soulmates. It's a FULL hour of nitpicking. We had a blast. We hope you will too! Afterwards, Crappens Mailbag!00:00:00 - Intro / Southern Charm trailer breakdown 01:02:25 - Crappens Mailbag For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit provides endless entertainment. First she adamantly denies Rinna's coke allegations, and then she shows up to Vanderpump's Rosé party looking an Oscar melted on her head. We're here to break it all down: from Eden's friendship ring to Erika's soap opera debut. Come listen and tell your friends! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Bubba finally adds Schwartz to her name and Lisa Vanderpump gives TomTom direction. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
The saga of Matt and Kenya continues on RHOA, and we're here to break it all down. We go through all the sordid detail of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta episode -- from the Cargo fashion show to Phaedra's newest not-client. Shadiness ensues. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Sweet Home Oklahoma bounds onto the scene and has us laughing our butts off. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
"Summer House" never got a reunion on Bravo; so we're here to help. Come listen to cast members Kyle Cooke and Cristina Gibson hash out all the drama from the summer (including their very own fight in the season finale). We talk about how the show came about, what went down in the house, and where everyone stands nowadays. We love "Summer House," and we hope this episode scratches that reunion itch! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills light up Hong Kong tonight with the fight episode of the season. Erika suddenly feels things and then Erika feels things more and then her feelings up a giant hole in the Earth and no one survives. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
After a seasons of ups and downs (and by "ups," we mean "lesser downs"), Katie and Tom are finally getting married. Come join Ronnie and Ben as they break down all the good stuff from Tom's brothers to Katie's boning!Plus, Listener Spotlight! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
The Real Housewives try and have a good time on their last day in Maui, but triflin’ memories come back to haunt them. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
"Real Housewives of New York" is so special to us that we just HAD to devote an entire episode to the new trailer. Join us as we dissect the preview one shot at a time (or at least as close as we can get). We had fun. Hope you do too.Afterwards, Crappens Mailbag!! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Summer House comes to an end. Will Kyle lose his relationship over an argument about Justin Bieber? Will Carl finally be a man a twin can count on? Will Christina’s arm anger choreography ever find its audience? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Welp, Dorit pushed and prodded, and at long last Erika Jayne cracked. And it all happened on a junk boat. Yes, it was the long-awaited Hong Kong vacation on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Dorit found herself tangled up in Rinna's milkshake "sixth sense," and naturally this spilled over into a generally tense confrontation on the aforementioned junk. We're not sure how this is all going to work out, but we're pretty sure Erika's succinct and stone-faced dismantling of Dorit will be replayed in our heads for days to come. Join Ben and Ronnie as they dissect everything in this wacky episode. Also, Listener Spotlight! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
LaLa returns to SUR after spending time with her mama, and Tom and Katie learn the limits of Venmo. Also, there are surprise triplets on their way! Or are there? Ooooohhh. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
So many intense things happening on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. First, it's the conclusion of Kandi and Porsha's sex dungeon fight. Then we get a glimpse into the darker side of Bob Whitfield. And then finally, Phaedra tries to fix everything with a "restoration service." Any guesses how that turned out? The good news: more Hot Todd™! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Breaking news! Reporter Gibson is officially the most hated reporter/guest on "Summer House." At least, that's what this latest episode would indicate. Come join us as we unpack the glory of "Summer House," from Kyle's Ukrainian booty call to the never-ending beat down on Cristina. We literally have never had 60 seconds of not fun with Summer House, Carl. Carl, did you like the episode? Carl? Carl? Carl? For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
The dungeon fight comes to a head on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but one big question remains: “You got baseboards in your dungeon?” Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Erika Jayne opens up to us about her mommy issues, Rinna tries to get her dog to sit down, and Kyle throws herself a Fat Jewish party. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyIt's getting down to the wire for Katie and Tom, and it looks like some encouragement from Lisa Vanderpump will save the day! Or maybe a photo shoot will? One thing's for certain: Brittany sure loves milk!
For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacyTop Chef’s season comes to an end. There will wah wah wahs, droll yays, and of course, Mommy Complex Flan. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Christina and Stephen stir the pot on Summer House, and one of our fave gets twinjured. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
"Married To Medicine" finished out its season on a high note. Or was it a low note? Either way, it was part 2 of the reunion, and we learned that Jackie's marriage is really in trouble, Darren is NOT gay (not that there's anything wrong with it), and Mariah has recurrent decay around those chicklets of hers that she calls crowns. Come listen to us break it all down and then afterwards, Crappens Mailbag!00:00:00 - Intro / Married 2 Med 00:55:01 - Crappens Mailbag For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
Sometimes you just have to take it on the chin. And that's what Rin
