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PumpRules Live in San Francisco: Swim Up Fool Apr 01, 2023

We're live at San Francisco's Palace of Fine Arts for this week's Vanderpump Rules episode. James slowly unravels when Raquel is unimpressed with his swim up room in Mexico, Scheana tries to make a seating arrangement for her Mexican wedding, and Katie gets down and dirty with Kristina. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHONJ Live in Seattle: No No, PJs Mar 31, 2023

We're live at the Neptune Theater in Seattle for this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey recap. There's a party at the Fuda's shore house, and Luis creeps us out even further with a story about his latest night time attire. Will Tre's eyes blink right out of her head? For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHUGT: Carnival Cruise Mar 30, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* It's Real Housewives of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand episode 3! In this ep, Leah gets called out for her Leah-ness and the Real Housewives Boat Curse strikes again. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHUGT: Welcome to Your Elephantasy Mar 29, 2023

Buckle up for elephants and drag names on the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3E2).

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Summer House: Wine & Cheesy Mar 28, 2023

This week on Summer House (S7E07), we see fractures in Danielle's relationship with Robert, and Lindsay wants to throw down on girls night. Plus, Chris continues to be a total dud.

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RHOM: One Life To Liver Mar 27, 2023

The Real Housewives of Miami reunion (S5E19) comes to a rousing conclusion with one of the great trolling moments in Bravo reunion history.

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RHUGT: Crossed Off The Phuket List Mar 25, 2023

Heather Gay and Meredith Marks join us for our very first live show in Salt Lake City before we dive into our recap of the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip season 3 premiere! We're covering everything from Heather trying to knock Leah off the wagon to Marysol's stomach ache.

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PumpRules: It's Not Hard To See That Room Is Mine Mar 24, 2023

Scheana and Katie argue about THE LAST HOTEL ROOM IN MEXICO on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E7). Plus, Raquel stands up to Lala again, and James and Ally get a tarot card reading. Thanks to our audience in Denver who came out to this live recording!

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RHONJ: Hula Let The Dogs Out? Mar 22, 2023

On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E7), the Gorgas invite everyone down to their Shore house for an incredibly authentic luau featuring fresh-rolled cigars, focaccia lobsters, and of course a pepperoni pizza decorated like the American flag. You can practically smell the Maui breeze coming through the TV!

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Below Deck: The Final Godd**mit! Mar 21, 2023

We celebrate a decade of Below Deck and say goodbye to our fearless, sexy leader. Godspeed, Captain Lee! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Summer House: Look Who's Montauking Mar 21, 2023

Carl and Lindsay show a couple of relationship cracks this week on Summer House when Lindsay wants to keep the party going and Carl wants to ... do anything else. Also, someone told Gabby her boobs looked fake and we're never going to hear the end of it. This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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#2005 RHOM: Whack Job Mar 20, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami spends its second reunion allowing Larsa to make more an more of an ass of herself. It's gold. Pure gold, Jerry! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Top Chef: Puttin' On the Ritz Mar 17, 2023

Top Chef sells its soul to Ritz crackers before moving onto a humble rice challenge. Crackers and Rice. Did you MEAN to title your autobiography, Gail? This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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PumpRules: Lake Have-a-seat Mar 16, 2023

Vanderpump Rules centers around the lowest vibration girls trip of all time. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHONJ: A League of Their Groan Mar 15, 2023

Dolores hosts another charity softball game on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E6) while Jennifer and Teresa explore the wide world of therapy.

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Summer House: Carl's Quiet On The Festerin' Front Mar 14, 2023

On this week's Summer House (S7E5), Carl reacts to Danielle's accusations of being too passive against Kyle. Plus Mya has a negative reaction to Gabby's privilege.

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RHOM: Age Is Just a Jersey Number - Live from ATL Mar 13, 2023

It's our 2000th episode, and we're celebrating with a live recording of The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E17) in Atlanta! We're talking reunion part 1, which features Lisa talking about her divorce, Alexia defending her star power, and Larsa interrupting all of the above.

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Top Chef: Did You MEAN To Be British? Mar 12, 2023

Top Chef is back, and this time it's more British-y than ever before! That's because it's season premiere of season 20, specifically TOP CHEF WORLD ALL-STARS. So great having Padma et. al. back, and of course, we can't have a Top Chef premiere without our traditional disclaimer: we love Gail Simmons. She is our favorite. We just like to pretend that Padma HATES Gail. We love Padma too! It's all fiction. Now go enjoy our episode!

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PumpRules: Paris in the Schwing-time Live in Charlotte Mar 10, 2023

We're live at the Booth Theater in Charlotte with a Vanderpump Rules (S10E05) recap. Katie plans a girls trip, which of course turns into misery for everyone involved besides Raquel, who makes out with Garcelle's son. This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHONJ: Drunk Histories Mar 08, 2023

Jennifer Fessler hosts a BBQ on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E5) which devolves into a screaming matching between Marge and Jennifer. Later, Danielle hosts a Barbie party in Staten Island.

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Below Deck: DM-inent Drama Mar 08, 2023

Ben must control his loins on this week's Below Deck (S10E15) as he works with his social media crush, Leigh Ann.

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Summer House: Trust Fail Mar 07, 2023

Danielle seems like she might get her head out of Lindsay's bum on this week's Summer House, but old habits are hard to break on slumber party night. I hope you guys can sleep through the sounds of Amanda's sobs. This week's premium bonus is free! It's all about the Vanderpump Rules scandal. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHOP: Tell Me Lies Mar 07, 2023

Real Housewives of Potomac ends its three part reunion with Mia lying her ass off about literally everything, Chris yelling at Gizelle, and ChaCha bringing...absolutely nothing to the table. Hey, we had fun! This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Bonus #438: End of a Sandriana Era: PumpRules Special Mar 06, 2023

Major scandal went down in the Bravoverse last west weekend and we're here to mourn and scream together. This is a Patreon Bonus that is free to everyone this week. If you want more bonus episodes like this, join our Patreon at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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2023 Golden Crappies, Part 2 Mar 05, 2023

Welcome back to the 2023 Golden Crappies! Here's part two of the big show. If you missed part 1, you can find it here: https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens-wondery/episodes/7475da52-adfa-4037-99ef-cacff05f6a02

Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Arielle, Kiki Monique, Aesha Scott, Lisa Barlow, Jake Anthony, Margaret Josephs, Ryan Bailey, Courtney Frain, Diallo Riddle, Rose Abdoo, and of course our house band Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff.

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2023 Golden Crappies, Part 1 Mar 04, 2023

The 2023 Golden Crappies were held on February 24th, 2023 at The Wiltern in Los Angeles amidst a shocking Southern California blizzard. We would have it no other way. Come listen to the big show where we dole out awards for the best and worst on Bravo over the past year.

Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Arielle, Kiki Monique, Aesha Scott, Lisa Barlow, Jake Anthony, Margaret Josephs, Ryan Bailey, Courtney Frain, Diallo Riddle, Rose Abdoo, and of course our house band Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff.

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RHOM: Melting Shots Mar 03, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Adriana tries to apologize at the Melting Pot Party on the Real Housewives of Miami season finale (S05E16), but will it be enough? And whose legs is Julia eating? For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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PumpRules: CharKatieRie Day Mar 02, 2023

Vanderpump Rules features a lot of extras tonight. Raquel asks Schwartz for a makeout, Katie cries over charcuterie, and James returns to James Mountain. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHONJ: Bubble Trouble Mar 02, 2023

Teresa has a Love Bubble Housewarming party. Will her brudder show up? Or will he stay home crying like the sad little meatball he is? For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Below Deck: Return of the King Mar 01, 2023

Captain Lee makes a triumphant return to Below Deck and Haley celebrates her birthday by picking her nose on the phone w her boyfriend and talking about her smelly butt. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Summer House: Ride or Cry Friend Feb 28, 2023

Danielle and Kyle find themselves at odds on Summer House (S7E03) over their loyalties to Carl. Meanwhile, Paige hosts a tea party, and Sam invites a hot trainer to the house.

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RHOP: Cookies and Monsters Feb 28, 2023

Part two of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion (S7E19) features accusations of cookie eating at Bar One and a frank conversation about colorism. Plus, Jac is back!

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RHOM: My Left Out Foot - Live from Scottsdale Feb 24, 2023

Adriana puts her foot into her mouth and can't get it out on Real Housewives of Miami (S5E15). This episode is like her music video premiere: on on fyah!

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PumpRules: Don't ShiShoot The Messenger Feb 23, 2023

It's a wild episode of Vanderpump Rules (S10E3) as Katie and Schwartz revert to their old selves and drag everyone into their misery. Great for us, sucky for them. Must protect ShiShu!! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://ow.ly/K5Qe50N0cZq

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RHONJ: Snub Thumping Feb 22, 2023

On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E3), Joe Gorga is pissed that Tre and Luis have snubbed Melissa's fambily. Can things ever be fixed?? Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79068607

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Below Deck: Queens and (Turkey) Clubs Feb 21, 2023

Karma catches up to Alissa on this week's Below Deck and a new motley crew of pageant queens comes aboard to wipe their hoohaws on towels and demand turkey clubs. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Summer House: Don't Worry Carling Feb 21, 2023

Something seems a bit robotic in RadHouseland on Summer House, and Kyle gets wasted and drags an absent Carl in front of everyone. No matter who makes up or who doesn't, just know this: Gabby will never accept a male cancer. This week's premium bonus is our first foray into the world of ChatGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHOP: Board Fleeting Feb 21, 2023

The Real Housewives of Potomac begins its reunion month with Mia on the grill about her multiple lies and mysterious mathematics. Everyone is dressed insanely, Candiace sprinkles in a couple of low reads, and Gizelle denies denies denies. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHOM: Bruja Mar Feb 17, 2023

The Real Housewives of Miami are still staying at the Baha Mar and Adriana throws a temper tantrum when some rough housing leads to a hurt foot. Also, there is a side by side pic of Alexia next to a barracuda that's just not right. Not right at all. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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PumpRules: Check Please Feb 17, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules celebrates the Daily Mail party for Schwartz and Sandy's. Well, most of them do. Katie shows up to cry about not being loved more than the restaurant. At the restaurant. Awkward! This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHONJ: Can't See The Forest for the Cheese Feb 16, 2023

A mozzarella party on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E2) goes sideways when Jennifer and Margaret get into a fight, which then turns into a fight with Jennifer and Dolores, which then turns into a fight with Melissa and Teresa. Ben's mic went haywire during this recording. We tried to fix the audio as best we could, but there was only so much we could do. Sorry for the crappy audio!! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78750838/

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Below Deck: Drawing a Line in the Sandy Feb 14, 2023

Sandy is mad as hell, and she's not gonna take it anymore! It's a tense episode of Below Deck (S10E12) as Fraser and his team feel the captain's wrath!

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Summer House: Summer Lovin' Happened So Fast Feb 14, 2023

Summer House (S7E1) is back, babe! Are you watching, babe? Because, babe, Carl and Lindsay are offish a couple, and, like, babe, there's already friction in the house, babe.

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RHOM: The Lyin', The Witch, and the Wardrobes Feb 10, 2023

The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E13) head to the Bahamas for a friendship reset. And nothing says sisterhood like accusations of witchcraft! Plus, flamingos!

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PumpRules: A Happy New Beginning... Feb 09, 2023

It's the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules (S10E1), and so much has changed: Katie and Tom are divorcing, Lala and Rand are donezo, and Raquel and James are exploring new relationships. Just about the only thing that's the same is our beacon of light, Scheana. Her face does not sweat!

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RHONJ: Brudders and Sisters Feb 08, 2023

Real Housewives of New Jersey is back! There are some old wounds to lick and a ton of new friend ofs to mix up the dynamic. Can they keep this season from being All About the Gorgas? This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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#1970: Below Deck: Fraser Tag Feb 07, 2023

Chef Rachel and Captain Sandy set their laser sights on Fraser on this week's Below Deck, and he starts to spin out control. Yay! This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHOP: Holy Splatrimony Feb 07, 2023

Real Housewives of Potomac (S07E17) ends its season at Candiace's video release party where the Green Eyed Bandits and Ashley try to crescendo their fake storylines and fall flat on their asses. Also, Robyn went on Watch What Happens Live to do a little damage control and proves that even burdened with fresh scandal, she just needs a nap. This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Live in Dallas #RHOSLC: Master Baiters Feb 04, 2023

Real Housewives of Salt Lake ends its season as Crappens begins its live tour extravaganza. Will Whitney understand language by the end of this reunion? Will Heather admit to anything? Will Meredith hold her damn head still? This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Live in Austin RHOM: Gringo of Fire Feb 03, 2023

We begin our Cheater Brand Tour at Emo's in Austin, Texas with a Real Housewives of Miami (S05E12) recap. Nicole made waves when she threw her Ay-Mex at a lawyer and it causes a fight at the Gringo dinner. Will Alexia be able to forgive her? And is anyone going to say anything to Todd about his blazer? This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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PumpRules: Season 10 Trailer Breakdown Feb 02, 2023

Vanderpump Rules is returning, and we're all in. Chef Joe, prepare a special! *This was originally a bonus episode on our Patreon. We'll be a bit late with #RHOSLC and #RHOM this week due to them being live shows, so take this extra as a gift. If you want the video or this week's premium #RHONJ trailer breakdown, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Below Deck Adventure: Cave The Best For Last Feb 01, 2023

On the season finale of Below Deck Adventure (S1 E13), Jess must decide if she wants to cook in a fancy cave or throw herself into the fjord. Plus, Carol, the most stylish woman in Singapore, makes the stews wear tissue paper dresses.

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BELOW DECK: Ross Mess For Less Jan 31, 2023

Camille makes a surprise re-appearance on Below Deck (S10 E10), and Katie continues to pine for Ross, despite him giving every indication that he's not pine-worthy.

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RHOP: A Strip Down Memory Lane Jan 31, 2023

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac (S7E16), Gizelle and Mia throw Robyn a bachelorette party at a strip club, and Charrisse shares memories of Karen getting drunk and banging a worker in a bathroom.

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RHOM: Miami Advice Jan 27, 2023

This week on Real Housewives of Miami (S5 E11), Alexia invites a lawyer to lunch, ostensibly to offer advice, but instead he becomes witness to Nicole taking down Larsa.

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RHOSLC: That's What Friend-Ofs Are For Jan 27, 2023

The season three reunion for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S3 E15) is here! But Jen Shah, however, is not. Instead, our plucky second-string of Angie H., Angie K., and Danna takes the stage.

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Below Deck Adventure: Can't Hardly Wait Jan 25, 2023

On this week's Below Deck Adventure (S1 E12), Jess reaches her breaking point after having to wait two hours for guests to sit down for dinner. Also, small horses with Scandinavian gaits!

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Southern Hospitality: Maddi As Hell and Not Gonna Take It Anymore! Jan 25, 2023

On the season finale of Southern Hospitality (S1 Ep8), Joey Marbles finally confesses his love for Maddi, but this romcom doesn't end quite the way it does in the movies...

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Below Deck: Bye Bye Miss American Sigh Jan 24, 2023

Below Deck gets rid of it's idiot deck stew ish, but will Captain Sandy have more time to focus on everyone else's faults? And will Ben ever stop crying? For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHOP: Doppelhüger Jan 23, 2023

The Real Housewives of Potomac are in Mexico to accuse each other of cheating or being cheated on. Wendy and Mia call a truce, and things get even weirder when Karen accuses Juan of sleeping with her doppelgänger. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHOM: Mirror Ball Jan 19, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami celebrates Nicole's engagement at a swanky party Larsa was uninvited to through a dollar store mirror. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Below Deck Adventure: Snack Attacked Jan 18, 2023

Below Deck Adventure gets a bit spicy when Jess refuses to provide snacks after a horse ride. Faye's power lipstick has an uphill battle tonight. Also, Seth gets a bit of power and immediately upgrades his dick status. This week's premium bonus is a talk about season one of Peacock's "Traitors". Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Southern Hospitality: PB and Gay Jan 17, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Southern Hospitality celebrates gay pride with its second coming out episode of the season. TJ finds a guy into vacuuming, Mikel has a hot date, and Grace Lily terrifies a neighborhood by sunbathing. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Below Deck: Extra Valueless Camille Jan 17, 2023

Camille drinks on the job, and for a moment it looks like she's going to get away with it on this week's Below Deck (S10 Ep8).

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RHOP: Love the Sinner, Hate the Cenote Jan 17, 2023

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac (S7 EP14), Karen and Charisse get to the bottom of their feud (maybe?) in Tulum. Meanwhile, there's still no progress for Wendy and Mia or Mia and Jacqueline.

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RHOM: Always BBL My Baby Jan 13, 2023

On this week's Real Housewives of Miami (S5 E9), Adriana gets a butt lift, and Lenny makes an unreasonably grocery demand of Lisa. Plus, Julia and Martina rekindle their love, despite horribly overcooked fish.

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RHOSLC: Shah-Plea Ever After Jan 12, 2023

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S3E14) season finale is upon us, and all the pressing questions will be... not answered. But that's okay. It's still a chaotic mess, which is this franchise's brand!

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Below Deck Adventure: Hairpocalypse Jan 11, 2023

Below Deck Adventure (S01E10) has some follicle issues this week and they send the crew spinning out of control. Chef vs Chief Stew, Chief Stew vs Bosun, Mary Lou vs hair. Put on your power lipstick, it's going to be an ADVENTCHAAAAA! For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Southern Hospitality: Reaganomics Jan 10, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Southern Hospitality (S01E06) welcomes Reagan to the cast, and people are pissed. You see, Reagan has a rich boyfriend named Reece but she slept with Bradley and Bradley had a girlfriend and Reagan knew about it and...wait. Is there cinnamon on tostada chips? This week's bonus is about our Holiday Vacays. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Below Deck: Never Say Hookah Again Jan 10, 2023

Below Deck (S10E07) goes on a journey with demanding, hookah loving guests and a Camillecano that erupts. Again. This week's bonus is about our Holiday Vacays. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHOP: A Chili Welcome Jan 10, 2023

The Real Housewives of Miami (S10E13) head to Mexico for Ashley's birthday celebration, but Mia and Jacquline ruin the fun with their fight about who is the worse mother. Speaking of mothers, please don't mention Karen's. This week's bonus is about our Holiday Vacays. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHOM: Video Killed the Ohwellyouknow Star Jan 06, 2023

Adriana tries to shoot her HOT music video on Real Housewives of Miami (S05E08), but the girls mess it up with their squabbling and fake tears. In related news, Kiki earns her crown by fighting with a Whopper in her hand. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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RHOSLC: The Jenultimate Episode Jan 06, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City celebrates Jen Shah's penultimate episode as a housewife at a Mental Health Awareness event. Fits better than a Brooks Marks jumpsuit! For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/

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Below Deck Adventure: Alpha Fail Jan 05, 2023

Below Deck Adventure's latest alpha douche falls on his face when he reaches for the brass ring after a ten hour nap and Faye gets angry at Lewis for being a hobbit. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Southern Hospitality: The Boy Is Mine Jan 05, 2023

Grace Lily and Mikel both have their eyes on unavailable men, but that will never stop them from shining on glamorous Lake Norman! Plus, Leva is shocked when the normally straight-laced cast members of Southern Hospitality go wild on social media.

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Below Deck: You're Such a F***ing Liar, Camille! Jan 04, 2023

Camille's fresh mouth gets on Captain Sandy's bad side on Below Deck. Plus, a very big announcement from us!

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RHOM: Russian to Judgment Jan 04, 2023

The Key West trip on Real Housewives of Miami gets derailed by Lenny's grossness and Alexia's generalizations about Russian women. But don't worry, there's a shaman to save everything!

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RHOP: Room for Improv-ment Jan 04, 2023

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen takes the stage for her comedy / variety / drag / live show. Meanwhile, Ashley tries to force a confrontation between Candiace and newbie Deborah.

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RHOM: Miami Catch Up! Jan 02, 2023

So much has, like, gone on, like, with Real Housewives of Miami. Here we are to recap the stuff we've missed — from beachside goats to Lisa's marital woes. We are LOVING it!

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Family Karma: Catching Up with Anisha! Dec 29, 2022

We're catching up with Anisha Ramakrishna from Family Karma today to talk about all the behind the scenes stuff on one of our favorite shows! Check it out!

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Falling For Christmas w Reality Gays Part Four Dec 28, 2022

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Falling For Christmas w Reality Gays Part Three Dec 27, 2022

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Falling For Christmas w Reality Gays Part Two Dec 26, 2022

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Falling For Christmas w Reality Gays Part One Dec 23, 2022

*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Crappens joins forces with Matt and Jake from Reality Gays to tackle Netflix' Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie Falling For Christmas. Somehow, we talked about this movie for over four full hours. Part one is here, and the other three parts will release daily next week! We had a great time and hope you do too! Listen wherever you get your podcasts! Would you rather watch these episodes? Join at the Crappens On Demand Level over at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for access to all of our videos and bonus episodes.

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RHOSLC: All Eyes on Heather Dec 22, 2022

It's a very special episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City where the women try to get to the bottom of both Heather's mystery black eye and Lisa's Barlow's SEC filing! Talk about bruising!

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Below Deck: Don't Lee Me This Way Dec 20, 2022

Captain Lee emotionally departs the yacht on Below Deck, and you'll never guess who's there to replace him. Plus, Camille continues to be terrible.

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Southern Hospitality: Riding in Cars with Boys Dec 20, 2022

The cast of Southern Hospitality heads to a NASCAR race, and Grace Lilly pushes the limits of "dairy-free." Plus, Maddi has a very special DJ set at Republic!

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RHOP: Reasonable Shade Dec 19, 2022

*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* The Real Housewives of Potomac join Gizelle and Robyn for their first live podcast and Giz grilles Jaqueline on her sexual relationship with Mia. This week's premium bonus episodes are our thoughts about White Lotus and our fish and plants. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Winter House: Sorry I'm Hot Dec 16, 2022

On the final Winter House episode of the season, we learn...nothing. I mean, it's Winter House. There's fighting, crying, and the breaking news that Jess thinks she's really hot. This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOSLC: Blonde Bombshell Dec 15, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go blonde for a Marilyn dinner in San Diego. Whitney and Heather fight in circles, everyone gets wasted, and Heather ends up with a shiner. This week's premium bonus episode is about what we're watching and Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Adventure: Seth Becomes Her Dec 14, 2022

A new deckhand joins the ADVENTCHAAAAA on Below Deck Adventure. Plus, we check in on Captain Lee and classic Below Deck too.

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Southern Hospitality: Tea and No Sympathy Dec 13, 2022

Future fashion icon Grace Lillly throws a tea party birthday for herself on Southern Hospitality, which is the perfect arena for the gays to fight for supremacy.

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RHOM: Larsa's Deluxe Apartment in the Sky Dec 13, 2022

Season 5 of Real Housewives of Miami has a tremendous premiere with Larsa celebrating a New Beginnings party at her condo. But the real star is Lisa Hochstein, who starts a rumor and then gets mad when it's thrown back in her face. Plus, the final days of her loveless marriage are upon us. Enjoy!

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RHOP: Joint Efforts Dec 12, 2022

People are mending fences on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Plus, Mia opens up a Joint Chiropractic in DC, which is... fine?

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Winter House: Denial Is Not Jess A River In Egypt Dec 09, 2022

Jess and Kory are totally, TOTALLY embark on an exclusive relationship after Vermont guys, and don't you dare tell her otherwise! That's her journey on Winter House this week, which also sees Austen both sitting on the hot seat and then trying to put Ciara on it later (and failing). Miserable people in melting snow - what a time to be alive.

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RHOSLC: The Wet Shoe Diaries Dec 08, 2022

Jen Shah throws shoes in the water, screams at Lisa Barlow, and clashes with Heather Gay on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Honestly, it's great practice for the big house! This may have been the wildest episode of the season so far.

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Below Deck Adventure: The Gay Agenda Dec 07, 2022

Heather Gay from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City arrives in Norway for an adventchaaaaaaa on the latest Below Deck Adventure. Meanwhile Lewis throws Nathan under the bus, and Faye clashes with Mike.

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Southern Hospitality: Bumpers and Bubbleheads Dec 07, 2022

The Southern Hospitality gang bonds at a bumper cars outing and TJ tries to shame a shameless Grace Lilly. Fail! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck: Truffling Feathers Dec 06, 2022

Below Deck's Camille has trouble balancing wandering around on the deck not doing much and wandering around inside not doing much, and Rachel loses the truffles for a truffle themed tasting dinner. Godd**mit! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOP: Insta Live and Let Insta Live Dec 05, 2022

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in Miami and Candiace's own words come back to haunt her during Karen's tenth FIVE NINE celebration. This week's premium bonus episode is about what we're watching and Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Winter House: Nothingburger and a Side of Lies Dec 02, 2022

On this week's Winter House, Austen can't find the stones to confess the bs he's spread about Lindsay and Jess tries to whine her way into a commitment from Kory. Not gonna happen. But hey, Luke has discovered maple fudge! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOSLC: Champagne and Suffering Dec 01, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is in San Diego and Jen Shah hands Angie K a huge storyline when she dumps a glass of champagne on her head. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Adventure: Kiss My Grits! Nov 30, 2022

Below Deck Adventure takes us to a very twisty turny road full of burnt hands, soft eggs, and no grits. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Southern Hospitality: Welcome to the Club Nov 29, 2022

It's the Leva spinoff no one asked for, but turns out we all might need? Southern Hospitality is here and way better than we ever expected. What a thrill to see very dumb people compete for supremacy in a small city's night club. Thank you Bravo!

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BelowDeck: Running a Tight Ship Nov 29, 2022

Someone shrank Captain Lee's shirt on Below Deck this week. Or did they? More antics from the hapless crew and their besotted guests. Did you know Camille dated a quarterback?

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RHOP: Miami Frown Machine Nov 28, 2022

Mia's Miami vacay on Real Housewives of Potomac continues to go off the rails as she kicks Candiace and Ashley out of the house and backs out of birthday duties for Karen. Plus, Trina!

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Family Karma Catch Up Nov 23, 2022

Family Karma has come back into our lives and we're here to catch up on the first three episodes. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeck: Big Deck Energy Nov 22, 2022

Below Deck is back, and the boat has never been bigger! Or maybe it has, but who cares? Lee, Rachel, and Fraser have returned, and we have a new gaggle of self-involved crew members joining them! Yay!

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RHOP: CE-Ow! Nov 21, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the Great Martini Toss episode of Real Housewives of Potomac! Peter causes some good ole fashioned Peter mess and a grey goose takes flight.

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Winter House: Skate Around Date Nov 18, 2022

The Winter House drunkies go skating with Carl and Lindsay and Austen drops a bomb about his wiener. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOSLC: Through The Choir, To The Limit, To The Wall Nov 17, 2022

Heather's choir continues to be a crucible for drama on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Plus, Danna finally gets into the mix!

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Below Deck Adventure: GOODBYE, KYLE! Nov 16, 2022

The clown on Below Deck Adventure gets the ole heave ho after threatening another crew member, and we're just devastated about it. Also, Kacie changes her accent again, Oriana gets more obnoxious, and Chef Jess almost kills everyone with a rolling pin. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckMed: Can't Have Your Pancake and Eat It Too Nov 15, 2022

The Below Deck Mediterranean season draws to a close with the triumphant perseverance of man over batter as Dave finally learns how to cook a pancake! Just kidding, he still can't do it. It feels like there's a metaphor in here about the season somewhere, but we're not sure what it is.

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RHOP: For All Mal-Intents and Purposes Nov 15, 2022

Wendy's burn party leads to messy accusations at the Indigo Octopus during this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Afterwards, it's time to jet to Miami for some bedroom battles and a potentially consequential phone call with oh well you know Peter Thomas.

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Winter House: Insides & Outsides Nov 11, 2022

This week on Winter House, Jess finally beds Kory, which means it's time to take on a new challenge: penetrating the "mean girls club." Meanwhile, Austen gets a rise out of Ciara by suggesting Olivia visit the house.

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RHOSLC: Screeching to the Choir Nov 10, 2022

The Friends-Of battle for Angie Supremacy on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Meanwhile, after choir auditions go off the rails, Heather and Whitney try to resolve their jizz feud, but the Barlow factor continues to create a divide.

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Below Deck Adventure: ADVEEENCHAAA! Nov 09, 2022

It's only the second episode of Below Deck Adventure but the douchebaggery is already at a ten. New accents, new villains, but most of all...ADVEEENCHAAAA! This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Med: Potato/Crepetado Nov 08, 2022

Below Deck Med has some demanding NFL players onboard, and Chef Dave has to take a look at the man in the mirror when Natasha's ex/current/future ex/future boyfriend calls him a bully. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOP: Burnt Toast Nov 07, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Wendy throws a Burn Party on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. She does a terrible job of righting wrongs, but she does have a lot on her plate. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Winter House: Simmering Craige Nov 04, 2022

Winter House finds Paige slowly losing it as she realizes that she's in a relationship with Craig, and we find out why girls don't like Jess much. Also, the Toms are in the house! This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOSLC: Choirstarter Nov 03, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City deals with a firing, a troll attack, and a really questionable choir. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RGIP: It's Curtains for Paris Nov 02, 2022

Real Girlfriends in Paris has drawn to a close with a dramatic drapery installation, a slip dress reveal, and a meltdown on the Seine. We desperately hope this show comes back, but if it doesn't.... we'll always have Paris.

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BelowDeckMed: Goodbye Kyle! Nov 01, 2022

Kyle's ankle injury threatens to undermine the latest charter on Below Deck Mediterranean. Meanwhile, Dave and Tasha struggle with dishwasher tablets, and Courtney encounters her gravest challenge: a rusty pipe!

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RHOP: The 2022 Boo-tomac Halloween Dirty Bird Spooktacular! Oct 31, 2022

It's a GHOULISH and FRIGHTFUL episode of Real Housewives of Potomac as the women gather for an absolutely TERRIFYING family UNFUN day. Watch as the ladies potato sack race their way TO HELL, and then TREMBLE IN HORROR when Ashley's separation leaks to the press. Happy Halloween!

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RHOBH: Sisters Are Ruinin' It For Themselves Oct 27, 2022

It's the moment we've been waiting all year for: Kathy vs. Rinna in part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. We learned so many things: Rinna was abused in the dark, Kathy may have said the F-word, and Erika is getting some D. But if there's one thing to take away from this season, it's that IT'S ALL KYLE'S FAULT, GUYZZZAH!

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RHOSLC: Après Skeet Oct 27, 2022

Lisa comes face to face with Angie H on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City while Whitney continues her hilling journey. Plus, the power of notaries!

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RGIP: Surrealist Girlfriends in Paris Oct 26, 2022

This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, we finally see the much-anticipated Chloe Colette fashion show. Plus, Anya hosts her first ever Maison Firestone event. And also - slip dresses.

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House of the Dragon: And Now We Dance Oct 25, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon ends its first season with not one, but two tragic deaths and Aemond shows off his baby blue before kicking off the Dance of Dragons. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Med: Beef Stew Oct 25, 2022

The stews go to war on this week's Below Deck Med, and a yacht broker/spoiled brat is on deck to make life even more pleasant. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOP: Bassett Case Oct 24, 2022

Candiace is furious at the allegations Gizelle is making about her husband on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, and Mia is standing by with extra logs to keep that fire burning. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Winter House: Hot Hand Luke Oct 21, 2022

Craig has some major issues cleaning the house, but not with cleaning house as he proves by coming after Luke with some pretty strong allegations on this week's Winter House. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOSLC: Stormy Weather Oct 21, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is still in Scottsdale. Whitney has a meeting with her half brother and sister that we can't quite understand, Bad Weather officially breaks up, and Jen Shah yells through a bullhorn and gets help packing her hair. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Winter House: The Luke of Love Oct 21, 2022

Winter House returned last week, and we recapped it over on our Patreon feed. We couldn't keep it from everyone, though, so here it is a week later. For the freshest episodes, like this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Soulless Recycle Oct 20, 2022

Rinna blames everything she's ever done on her grief, and the cast debates whether or not the C word is worse than "evil". Pencil us in, won't you! This week's bonus episode is a brekdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RGIP: The Mother of All Fashion Shows Oct 19, 2022

This week on Real Girlfriends of Paris, Victoria's mom visits amidst last minute planning for a Chloe Colette fashion show. Meanwhile, Margaux moves forward with slip dresses, and Emily revolutionizes Paris with drapes.

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HOTD: Getting Off On The Wrong Foot Oct 18, 2022

The King is dead (spoiler), which means it's time to start a new chapter in the history of Westeros. But House of the Dragondoesn't make things easy. From foot fetishes to child cage matches, this episode throws all the cringy material at us, and it can only lead to one thing: war. And nightmares. But mostly war.

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BelowDeckMed: Reid The Room Oct 18, 2022

The sad BDSM dinner party lurches forward on Below Deck Mediterranean, and later, Reid squarely places his foot in his mouth after calling Courtney and narcissist and then some.

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RHOP: Carpe DM Oct 18, 2022

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley and Gizelle try to ignite a scandal around Chris Bassett's DMs. But will it actually take off?

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Southern Charm: Wishing You Nutting But The Best Oct 14, 2022

Part two of the Southern Charm reunion ties up loose ends with Naomie and Craig, but the real fireworks come from Taylor, who gives Shep a tongue-lashing two years in the making. Not everyone is born for corn, sadly.

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RHOSLC: And All That Jazz Tickets Oct 14, 2022

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trip to Scottsdale, AZ goes awry as Whitney voices rumors about Lisa sleeping with a man for Utah Jazz tickets. Sounds like a case for Nancy Drew!

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RHOBH: Dirty Diana Oct 13, 2022

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion kicks off with the usual blend of hypocrisy, denial, and Jamie Lee Curtis. And, as an added touch, several unflattering pumpkin portraits!

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RGIP: Masking Envy Oct 11, 2022

We start with a mini cap of Below Deck Med before diving into The Real Girlfriends in Paris (24 minute mark), who start to show cracks as their trip to Cannes ends. A clique hurts feelings, and one person refuses to mask it. This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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House of the Dragon: Face Off Oct 11, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon sends in yet another cast and celebrates the King's getting out of bed with a sweet family dinner. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen.

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RHOP: Sprung Oct 10, 2022

The Real Housewives of Potomac returns. Ashley has left Michael (kind of), Karen throws a Spring Party, and Wendy goes into business with one of the biggest single wicks of all time. This week's bonus episode features very heavy opinions on movies we haven't seen. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Southern Charm: Exes and Oh Nos Oct 07, 2022

It's time for the first part of Southern Charm's reunion, where Taylor lets Shep have it. And then she keeps going. And going. And going. Also, Kathryn defends her meatballs and Austen and Oliva try to work out their non relationship. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOSLC: No Shaman In Trying Oct 07, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a trip to Arizona where they breathe out trauma with a shaman and Lisa is accused of Vida-stitution. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Graceless Oct 06, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its season with a twist: Kathy Hilton becomes a detective and catches Erika Jayne at her sneaky leaky game. Who saw that one coming? You can put your hand down, it was rhetorical. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RGIP: Catch Me If You Cannes Oct 05, 2022

Real Girlfriends in Paris heads south to Cannes for a girls trip that involves art, a sad casino, and a bread dildo. Très chic!

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HOTD: One-Eyed Monsters Oct 04, 2022

On the latest very, very dark episode of House of the Dragon, there's a funeral, some incest, eye gouging, and a dragon violation. And shockingly, this was actually heartwarming. Go figure. What we could see we loved!

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BelowDeckMed: Date with Destiny Oct 04, 2022

A short but sweet charter on Below Deck Mediterranean sees a Maltese popstar boarding the ship to dazzle the guests. But the fun is short lived when Storm must make the most. important. decision. EVER!!!

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Southern Charm: How The Tables Have Turned Sep 30, 2022

On the season finale of Southern Charm, Craig invites the cast to a Winter Wonderland Christmas party where everyone gets to join together and celebrate friendship... except for Naomie and Leva, who are banished to the human wasteland that is THE OTHER TABLE.

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RHOSLC: I'm Sorry, Baby Gorgeous! Sep 29, 2022

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is back, and all the alliances have changed! But one thing that has remained the same: Lisa still doesn't know how to deliver a sincere apology.

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RHOBH: Rinterrogation Sep 29, 2022

It's the moment we've been waiting for on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Rinna finally confronts Kathy. The truth finally comes out! All the controversy is not just about a conga line. It's about a conga line AND an insatiable desire to hear "Billie Jean." Does Kathy's depravity know no bounds??

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RGIP: A Votre Santé Claus Sep 28, 2022

It's Christmastime on Real Girlfriends in Paris, which means there are miracles — Margaux leaving her apartment! — and yuletides wishes — Kacey begging someone to do her Visa stuff for her. But most importantly, the angels sing... or cry to their coworkers about Yoanne.

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#1860 House of the Dragon: Burning Love Sep 27, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Lots of fire in this week's House of the Dragon, but don't fret. There's also dragon training and more childbirth horror! This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apologize in advance to wax paper lovers. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Med: Cliquety Split Sep 27, 2022

The crew on Below Deck Med gets a day off, and bad energy is sewn when Jason secretly orders a salad. Will anyone recover? This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apologize in advance to wax paper lovers. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOA: Ball and Chain Hour Sep 26, 2022

Real Housewives of Atlanta lets the men take the stage, and they're outshined by the birds, the moat, and the hum of the air conditioner. But hey. Drew finally gets a chance to explain what Drop It With Drew is supposed to be. This week's bonus is about what we do in our private time. Hint, we apologize in advance to wax paper lovers. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Feed Drop: Real Good Podcast: Why Community and Economy go Hand-In-Hand with Brett Theodos Sep 26, 2022

In our second episode of Season 4, we delve into the science of community development with Brett Theodos, Senior Fellow at the Urban Institute. Brett researches neighborhoods and places, and tries to understand what makes neighborhoods work for the people that inhabit them. In this episode, Brett and our hosts discuss the vital relationship between economic development and community building.

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Southern Charm: Don't Come Trawling Back Sep 23, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Southern Charm is still in St James, where Shep is being accused of being Shep and Craig has another meltdown. Will Leva ever leave her kitchen? This week's premium bonus episode is a chat about what we do with our alone time. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: That Conga Beat(down) Sep 22, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills delivers the HUGE Kathy Hilton drama they've promised the whole season, and it's a doozy. No one would do the conga with her. Will the nation ever heal? More importantly, will Rinna? The PTSD of it all. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RGIP: Speed Hating Sep 21, 2022

It's American Embarrass today at a Real Girlfriends in Paris speed dating event where everyone feels the sting of rejection. Everyone except Victoria, who gets all the men. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckMed: Barking Up The Wrong Pantry Sep 20, 2022

Captain Sandy isn't happy about the stew pantry, and Kyle must endure the greatest indignity of all: NOT SERVING FRANK! Just another day on Below Deck Mediterranean.

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HOTD: Queen's Gambit Sep 20, 2022

A royal wedding between Rhaenyra and Laenor goes awry in Westeros — hard to believe! Just another day of madness on House of the Dragon.

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RHOA: Phone a Frenzy Sep 20, 2022

On part two of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Sheree calls her assistant/friend/assistant-friend Anthony to get to the bottom of... something? Andy is not happy.

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Southern Charm: No Love Lost Sep 16, 2022

The case of Southern Charm heads to St. Simon for a vacay of sports, relaxation, and getting wasted. Along the way, everyone questions Shep's treatment of Taylor, and Shep... well... he just wants to win at tennis.

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RHOBH: You Just Hat To Be There Sep 15, 2022

The Aspen trip on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills culminates with Kyle in tears over Dorit skipping an afternoon at a hat shop. Meanwhile, Erika interprets a legal technicality as a full exoneration, and Rinna shades Kathy's tequila.

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RGIP: French Connections Sep 14, 2022

This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, Emily floats her way into a prestigious internship while Yoanne makes life hell for Victoria. There's also cheese.

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Below Deck Med: Don't Toy With Me Sep 13, 2022

Natasha whips a dildo out on the wrong guests this week on Below Deck Med, and Kyle mopes around after losing the love of his life. Also, a lot of orange juice was purchased. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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House of the Dragon: Plan Tea Sep 13, 2022

Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Well, it's finally here. The Flowers in the Attic episode of House of the Dragon. RayRay has her full Euphoria moment on this episode, and we're here to break it all down. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOA: Bird Box Sep 12, 2022

The Real Housewives of Atlanta begins its reunion with Sheree trying to explain why she doesn't pay for bills, Kandi letting Marlo have it for accusing her of not helping people, and birds chirping. So. Many. Bird. Chirps. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Southern Charm: Little Raya of Sunshine Sep 09, 2022

It’s Patricia’s yearly boys night on Southern Charm. Shep defends his choice not to delete a dating app while across town at girls night, Taylor defends her choice not to sign up for a dating app. Garsh! This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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#1846 Real Girlfriends in Paris: Basic Beh-bees Sep 09, 2022

Bravo has gifted us with Real Girlfriends in Paris, which is about a bunch of basic Americans in...you guessed it. Paris. Brace yourselves for ranch being pulled out of purses. This week's premium Patreon bonus will be a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Hard of Earring Sep 08, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika blossoms (rots?) into the unabashed cartoon villain we always knew she was when she yells at widows and orphans for making her look bad over a pair of unreturned diamond earringson this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Kathy gets her turn of the group turning on her. Have fun with that! This week's premium Patreon bonus will be a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckMed: Quite Frankly Sep 07, 2022

Kyle crosses some professional lines as he falls truly madly deeply in love with Frank, a charter guest who suffers from GWD (gay wit deficiency). Is this the start of another Below Deck Mediterranean romance?

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House of the Dragon: From Stags to Riches Sep 07, 2022

This week on House of the Dragon, there's a stag hunt, more unsavory betrothal suggestions, and a confrontation with an enemy feared across all of Westeros: tiny crabs!

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RHOA: She Did It By Shereé Sep 07, 2022

It finally happened: Shereé Whitfield put on a fashion show with fashions, how undreadful! Yes, on the Real Housewives of Atlanta season finale, we at long last get to see Shereé's sartorial vision — and Tyrone too! What a night!

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SouthernCharm: Thanks But No Thanksgiving Sep 02, 2022

Austen invites ALMOST everyone over for Friendsgiving on Southern Charm, and we discover that Paige dislikes Naomi almost as much as she does squash casserole. Plus, we talk about fat cats.

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RHOSLC: Salt Lake Season 3 Trailer Breakdown Sep 02, 2022

The season three trailer for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has arrived, and we are so hyped for it! Join us as we break down every shot, frame by frame.

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RHOBH: Lick My Aspen Sep 01, 2022

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally heads to Aspen for its much hyped major cast trip of the season. Predictably, the first night culminates in the group ganging up on Sutton and Diana calling her a cut fitness. Great work, team!

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Below Deck Med: Customer Satisfaction Aug 30, 2022

Below Deck Med keeps it crazy this week when Kyle ponders giving a guest the best customer service one can give. This week's bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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House of the Dragon: Leggo My Eggo Aug 30, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week's House of the Dragon finds RayRay staring down the beautiful eyes of her weirdo brother over a stolen egg while the King decides to marry young. Thankfully, not THAT young. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOA: Catwalk Backtalk Aug 29, 2022

The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kenya and Marlo at a joint surprise party, and Sheree worries that she may have another fashion show with no fashions. This week's premium bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Southern Charm: Egg Tosser Aug 26, 2022

Southern Charm is on vacation at a Frank Lloyd Wright house where Shep shows his true colors (again) and Taylor refuses to let the egg drop. This week's premium bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Married to Medicine: Dollar Rains and Growing Pains Aug 24, 2022

The ladies of Married to Medicine are still in Vegas and this week the strippers come out to play. Heavenly does some deep soul searching and Quad talks about self pleasure. A LOT. This week's premium bonus is a talk about our Amazon front pages and bad trendy restaurants. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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BelowDeckMed: You Can't Handle the Tooth Aug 23, 2022

There's pure chaos on Below Deck Mediterranean this week as the yacht crashes into a dolphin, Kyle's tooth gets infected, and the stabilizers go out of commission.

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RHOA: The River Mild Aug 23, 2022

The Jamaica trip concludes this week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but not without some bickering, some river rafting, and a healing dose of KFC.

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Winter Is Crappening: The Girl with the Dragon Taboo Aug 22, 2022

At long last House of the Dragon is here. There are dragons, there is bloodshed, and there is a body part that SHALL NOT BE NAMED. Did you watch? We are all in!

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Southern Charm: Frank Lloyd Righteous Aug 19, 2022

This week on Southern Charm, the gang heads to a Frank Lloyd Wright house to drink, capture lizards, and make fun of Craig. Just the usual stuff!

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RHOBH: Disco Stewing Aug 18, 2022

Garcelle and Erika clash at Rinna's disco party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, Kathy is still reeling from the "Homeless and Toothless Foundation."

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Married to Medicine: Vegas Vibes Aug 17, 2022

The ladies of Married to Medicine are in Vegas. Will Conetessa and Heavenly make up? Will Toya find bacon? And will Jackie ever stop talking her choach? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Below Deck Med: Great Ex-pecations Aug 16, 2022

Natasha goes running back to her ex on this week's Below Deck Med, and the twerker returns to the show. Will Zi's pant-tent be able to stay folded? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOA: Sprained Relations Aug 16, 2022

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to Jamaica, where Kenya shows up late to everything and then gets mad at Sanya about it. Classic. Also, Drew sprains her ankle. It's a really action packed episode, what can we say? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Winter Is Crappening: House of the Dragon Trailer Breakdown Aug 15, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* HBO is giving us a prequel to Game of Thrones, so Winter is Crappening is back to take on House of the Dragon. Ronnie and Ben take on dragon privilege, terrible blonde wigs, and a little girl that starts as a mini real housewife and grows into Jessica Biel with cornstalk hair. Join us, won't you? This week's premium Patreon bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. #RGIP Join Patreon at

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Southern Charm: Fetching the Knot Aug 12, 2022

Shep's dog is forced into marrying Patricia's, and Marcie tells everyone she's pregnant over and over again. Welcome to a very special canine wedding episode of Southern Charm! This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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#1823 RHOBH: Homeless Not Couthless Aug 11, 2022

Dorit and PK have the ladies over for a charity dinner and Rinna loses her shit and starts screaming about old issues she forgot she resolved last week. Thankfully, Melissa Ehteridge is there to remind Diana what real singing sounds like after we are subjected to another concert by Chip. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Married2Med: The Suite Life of Jackie and Simone Aug 10, 2022

The cast of Married to Medicine heads to Vegas for a girls trip, but not before the husbands bury the hatchet, as it were.

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BelowDeckMed: Why You So Obsessed With Me? Aug 09, 2022

Dave crosses the line with stalker texts on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, causing all sorts of drama on board. Plus, a new deckhand is on her way as Raygan heads for smoother seas.

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RHOA: Let's Get Together and Feel Alright Aug 08, 2022

The Real Housewives of Atlanta head to Jamaica for their cast trip, and love is in the air for Kenya! Sort of. Not really. Meanwhile, Marlo challenges Ralph's parenting choices, which doesn't sit too well with Kandi.

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Southern Charm: Every Dog Has Its Wedding Day Aug 05, 2022

After Shep's dog defiles Patricia's virginal pooch Peaches, canine nuptials are set into motion on Southern Charm. Meanwhile, Craig draws a line in the sand with Naomie, and Venita makes up with Olivia.

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RHOBH: Every Rosé Has Its Thorn Aug 04, 2022

If you have a rosé tasting and half your castmates aren't there to see it, did you ever really have a rosé tasting? That's one of the many existential questions lurking within the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which features Rinna airing some unfinished business with Sutton.

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#1817 Married to Medicine: U-hauloween Aug 03, 2022

It's Halloween on Married to Medicine, and Anila pulls her husband into a shady prank on the Harrises. May the man spats commence! This week's bonus episode is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Below Deck Med: Save the Dolphins! Aug 02, 2022

Raygan leads the crew to a dolphin fail on Below Deck Med while Chef Dave wrestles with his man feelings and Captain Sandy asks Norma to do her a solid. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOA: Where There's a Will, There's My Way Aug 01, 2022

Todd and Kandi go back and forth on estate planning this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Fun! Also, Sanya tries to force a couples trip on the non couples and Drew tries it with Sheree again. And fails. Again. This week's bonus is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Southern Charm: Mind Shuck Jul 29, 2022

Chleb gets messy on Southern Charm and Olivia gives Venita a shuck you non invite to her parents' party. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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#1813 RHODubai: Bother of the Bride Jul 29, 2022

Caroline Stanbury finally marries Sergio on this week's Real Housewives of Dubai, and the Ladies of London jump all over Ayan for trying to steal the spotlight. Will any falcons on trapezes strap sparklers to their necks for the occasion? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOBH: Hear The Angels' Voices Jul 28, 2022

Erika performs an unplanned duet with Asher on a very merry Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, there's more discussion about drinking, and PK explains what that whole DUI situation is.

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BelowDeckMed: These Are The Daves of Our Lives Jul 26, 2022

Dave and Natasha try to keep their relationship under wraps on Below Deck Mediterranean, but the rest of the yentas on board know something's up. Meanwhile, Raygan proves to be as good a dancer as she is a bosun.

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RHOA: Righteous, Gemstones Jul 25, 2022

Marlo's trip to the mountains goes haywire on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but even though it was cut short, at least we got more FATUM!

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RHUGT: Shaker What Your Momma Gave You Jul 22, 2022

It's the season finale for Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 2, and we wrap up the rollercoaster with some canoeing, some worship, and a casual joke that doesn't land quite right. We'll miss you, Bluestone Manor!

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Southern Charm: Charlotte Hornets' Nest Jul 22, 2022

This week on Southern Charm, Venita tries to reason with Olivia — which doesn't work out so well — and the guys head up to Charlotte. Taylor should have nothing to worry about. Nothing at all!

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RHOBH: A Very Merry Halloween Christmas Jul 21, 2022

On a very special Halloween Christmas episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, film royalty Jamie Lee Curtis slums it on Bravo to help her charity out. Plus, Kathy Hilton finally makes her return and Diana throws a Xmas party.

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Below Deck Med: The Tipping Point Jul 19, 2022

The boat almost tips over this week on Below Deck Med, but there's even more mess to clean up when the chef decides to out his secret relationship with the chief stew. Dun dun duunnnnn! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOA: Blue Ridge Molehills Jul 18, 2022

Kenya decides to join the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta on their trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains, and the petty fighting over not much begins. Sheree has toe drama, Kandi refuses to leave without eating first, and Drew keeps trying to start but no one will let her. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHUGT: Christmas is Paused! Jul 15, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Ronnie takes a solo shot at Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 2 Episode 6 while Ben recovers from the 'vid, and it's just in time for Dorinda's humbling, Brandi's "redemption", and Taylor's incredibly weird blow drying sesh. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Southern Charm: Tea and Earring Strumpets w/ Ryan Bailey Jul 15, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* With Ben still on the mend, Ronnie is joined by the hilarious maestro Ryan Bailey from So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey to discuss Southern Charm's tea party episode. Two solid hours of crazy. Enjoy, and find more of Ryan's work by following his show on Insta @sobaditsgoodwithryanbailey Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOBH: Holidazed and Confused w/ Nancy DaBoBo Jul 14, 2022

Ben is out sick for this week's episode, so Ronnie calls his old family friend Nancy DaBoBo (Talkin' to Nancy on 636 AM in Loredo Texas) to join him. Warning: This episode will probably annoy the hell out of you. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have a pretty chill holiday episode, but Diana and Sutton go head to head in a nonsensical fight at a restaurant and everyone is left confused. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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#1801 BelowDeckMed: Yacht Rock Jul 12, 2022

On the season premiere of Below Deck Mediterranean, Sandy is back with an almost entirely new crew. But most importantly, the boat nearly capsizes, and there's a terrible primary guest on board. Fun!

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RHOA: Incense and Sensibility Jul 11, 2022

In an effort to distract herself from heartbreak, Shereé throws a pajama party at her Chateau on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. There's incense, penises, and booze. But most of all, there are 10 different aliases for Drew and Ralph.

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RHUGT: Dealing a Death Blow Jul 09, 2022

Dorinda and Jill try to work through their deep-seated issues on the latest Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, but things take a turn when Brandy makes a low blow...

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Southern Charm: Pouty with a Chance of Meatballs Jul 08, 2022

This week on Southern Charm, Austen learns that Madison is engaged, Shep reveals his fears of having a baby, and Kathryn and Chleb come to a crossroads. Plus, concerning developments surrounding meatballs, rain driving, and tuna maintenance.

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RHOBH: How Many Mucks Do I Give? Jul 08, 2022

This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Erika yells at Garcelle's 14-year-old son, and Sutton throws a mucky luncheon. Plus, Mauricio scratches his marble counter!

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RHUGT: The Roaring Fifties Jul 05, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Dorinda throws a Prohibition party on the fourth episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. She makes Tamra cry, then she makes herself cry, then she makes Jill cry. Brown liquor for everyone! This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHUGT: Lasagna Confessions Jul 04, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* In this very special Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip recap of episode 3, Dorinda cheats at a lasagna bakeoff and Brandi tries to learn what apologies are. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Southern Charm: Settling and Meddling Jul 01, 2022

Naomi throws a welcome back party for herself on this week's Southern Charm and Olivia gets into her first cast fight. Also, Kathryn uses her new Keurig machine. Again. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOBH: Hewe I Aaaaam! Jun 30, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Diana Jenkins the full fledged willain finally shows up on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and no one knows quite how to handle it. Also, breaking news! Kyle does the splits. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Below Deck Med Trailer Breakdown! Jun 29, 2022

The new Below Deck Mediterranean trailer dropped recently, and we're here to break it down shot by shot, frame by frame. Come join us as we make flash impressions of the new cast and season!

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#1791 RHUGT: Take a Jill Pill Jun 28, 2022

On the second episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Pt. 2, Jill Zarin finally makes her belated appearance, and Brandi pushes Taylor to the brink during a coffee psychic dinner.

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RHOA: Can't Be Worked Out Jun 27, 2022

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marlo get into it at a Drop It With Drew class, which is shocking (mostly because there IS a Drop It With Drew class AND that Shereé managed to rustle up some She By Shereé merch for it).

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RHUGT: Mind Your Manors Jun 25, 2022

The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip is back - as are eight ex-Housewives, who Peacock has shoved into Bluestone Manor as part of some sadistic social experiment. We couldn't be happier.

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Southern Charm: Eighth Time's The Charm Jun 24, 2022

Season eight of Southern Charm premiered this week, and there's already so much drama out of the gate: did Naomie and Craig DO IT? Will Kathryn and Naomie mend fences? And what will happen to Shep and Craig? Looks like a fine mess to us!

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RHODubai: Caroline, or Change Jun 24, 2022

This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, everyone wants something from Caroline: Sergio wants a baby, Lesa wants an explanation, and Ayan just wants a hug. But what does Caroline want? Apparently, to berate people.

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RHOBH: Pretty Little Messy Jun 23, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates boats. The big ones, the small ones, the repossessed ones. Yes, the ladies are still in Punta Mita where Erika gets schnockered and dreams of the life she once had while a jellyfish tells Diana how we all feel about her. On this week's premium bonus episode, we talk about the Below Deck Sailing season finale and Father's Day. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOA: Curried Favor Jun 20, 2022

Sanya has a not so surprise guest to fight with at her cooking party this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and a couple of the moms have things to say. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHODubai: Belly Snub Jun 17, 2022

The Real Housewives of Dubai celebrate a maternity fashion show and Caroline Stanbury snubs them all. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOBH: Crystal Crew Persuasion Jun 16, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* While The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continue to mull over the word "dark", Sutton finally snaps, Erika tries to manipulate Crystal into being a weapon of Stracke destruction, and Diana gets in on the crying. The trauma of it all! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Below Deck Sailing: 'Til Dietary Restrictions Do You Part Jun 14, 2022

There's a wedding and Celiac disease on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and if that doesn't get you excited, we don't know what will.

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BelowDeckDownUnder: Asea Asea Asea, Oi Oi Oi! Jun 13, 2022

By popular demand, we are visiting the world of Below Deck Down Under! And of course we choose a kind of lame episode to recap. So, instead, we look back at the season and its horrific track record of professional shortcomings. Oh, and in case it isn't clear — Ryan sucks.

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RHOA: Cooking Up Drama Jun 13, 2022

This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Marlo pampers Sheree after her Philly debacle, and Sanya tries to bring the women together for some Jamaican cooking. Spoiler alert: things don't go well.

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RHODubai: The Girl and the Goat Jun 10, 2022

This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, the women celebrate American Thanksgiving, and no - Caroline Stanbury is not forced to wear a turkey hat again. However, Ayan does present an unexpected gift to Lesa.

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RHOBH: Welcome to Jurassic Dark Jun 09, 2022

The "dark" controversy on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills crosses borders as the women head to Mexico for a much needed vacation from their three days of recovery from the last vacation. Plus, we say goodbye to the legendary Lois <3

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Thy Seamen Cup Runneth Over Jun 07, 2022

The Below Deck Sailing Yacht crew competes in a relay race with the Canadian guests and Ashley runs to tattle tale on Scarlet because she's still not getting any Gary in her life. This week's bonus is a chit chat about reading, Under the Banner of Heaven, and the moral quandary of engaging in reality TV picthforking. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOA: Bad Vibes Jun 07, 2022

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in NY, and this time Kandi has asked them all to wear remote controlled vibrating underwear. Will Ralph find a way to gaslight a cooch? If anyone can, it's this guy. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Top Chef: Trash Miso and Flo Pie Jun 06, 2022

Top Chef ends its Houston season by crowning a winner, and Ripert has a stalker. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHODubai: Desert Flower Power Jun 03, 2022

There's a new Real Housewives in town, and that town is Dubai. The money! The opulence! The really high structures with glass floors that send children into panic attacks! We're in. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOBH: Back to the Couture Jun 02, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Crystal hints at some "dark" (huge word, HUGE) statements Sutton made in the past to get herself out of trouble on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Erika Jayne says that the orphans and widows could be liars. Super classy episode. You can tell cuz people are wearing blazers backwards in the name of fashion. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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BelowDeckSailing: Race to the Bottom Jun 01, 2022

The scalene love triangle on Below Deck Sailing Yacht continues to smolder away with Gary happily causing chaos amongst all the women. Plus, Canadians come on board.

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Top Chef: It Takes Tucson To Make a Thing Go Right May 31, 2022

The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.

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RHONJ: Throwing Shade, Cake - Live from Pittsburgh May 30, 2022

We recently decided to revisit a classic Real Housewives of New Jersey for a live show in Pittsburgh, PA. Imagine our surprise when we received a phone call from Dolores Catania herself mid-recap! It was hard to hear her; so the conversation is a bit, um, disjointed, but who cares? One of the most thrilling surprises of the year for us!

For those who wish to watch the NJ episode first, it's season 8, episode 1 — aka Marge's debut / the one where they throw the cake in Boca.

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Chatting with the LadyGang! May 27, 2022

It's the crossover moment that's been years in the making: LadyGang and Crappens! We chat about all things Bravo, anemia, and everything in between. Hope you all have as much fun listening as we did talking!

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RHOBH: Validation Caftans May 26, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's a race to get their feelings validated when the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trek to La Quinta and try to emotionally one up each other. Will Sutton be forgiven? Will Crystal forgive everyone else for last year's drama? And why is Kyle yelling? Just sit back in your Kyle X Shahida caftan and enjoy. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Below Deck Sailing: Scarlet Fever May 24, 2022

Below Deck Sailing Yacht has given Gary another woman to chase around the boat and Daisy has taken aways Ashley's dream of being second stew. With all this pandemonium, will the guests be able to eat...DUCK? Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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#1766 RHOA: Peach and Tunnel May 24, 2022

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to New York to see Kandi's Broadway show, but they end up trying to come up with compliments for Todd's New Jersey f pad instead. Also, Ralph is a monster. Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Top Chef: Catch Me if You Can May 24, 2022

Top Chef is still on vacay in Galveston. This time there's no elimination challenge, and no, that doesn't mean Gail started eating roughage. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOBH: Slights of the Round Table May 19, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Rinna and Sutton go head to head about charity event tickets and Diana enters stage right and one ups every single cast member in one fell swoop. You need a new willain? HEWE I AAAAAM! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHONJ: Broken Sass May 18, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey finally break Andy on the final reunion, Luis answers a couple of questions questionably, and the husbands decide to own the term "bi** boy". This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Below Deck Sailing: SpaghettieWoes May 17, 2022

Below Deck Sailing Yacht finds Ashley double fisting a bowl of pasta because she doesn't get the man she wants, the job she wants, or the attention she wants. It's kind of glorious. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Summer House: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles May 17, 2022

Summer House season 6 draws to a close with the cast munching on some of Mya's elusive cookies. Along the way, there's more talk about Kyle and Amanda's wedding, Paige and Andrea's relationship, and Danielle and Ciara's rift. But mostly, it's about the cookies.

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RHOA: Shifting Loyal-Tea May 16, 2022

This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree and Drew clash over at Kenya's tea party, causing a fussy lady to storm out of the room. Plus, rumors of Ralph's sexuality and Kandi's locker room activities surface.

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RHOBH: Safe and Sound May 12, 2022

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres with a truly terrifying incident as Dorit suffers a home break in, kicking off season 12 on a decidedly emotional note. Luckily, Sutton keeps us laughing with an obnoxiously self-involved attitude that's deeply tone deaf and totally perfect.

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RHONJ: If The Grudge Fits, You Must Acquit May 11, 2022

Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion barrels along this week with Andy mending fences between Tre and Joe, Jennifer hauling out oversized printouts, and lots of talk about fat shaming. You ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night....

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Below Deck Sailing: Everything Everywhere All At Once May 11, 2022

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, a group of high maintenance idiots make life hell for Daisy her understaffed department. Meanwhile, a new deckhand named Barnaby comes on board, and we're pretty sure he's going to murder someone.

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Summer House: Wrong Side May 10, 2022

Paige tries comes for Lindsay on this week's Summer House Reunion Part One, but no one answers. Making matters worse, Paige is sat on the wrong couch. Will she recover? Has anyone else on TV ever gone through something this painful? Let's find out! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef in space. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOA: Wreck It Ralph May 09, 2022

Ralph and Drew's marriage is a gaslight-y, love bomb-y mess on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, and we find out that Todd has a not so secret pad in New Jersey. On a bright note, Marlo learns what homecoming is. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Carlos King: King of Queens May 05, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We're joined by legendary TV producer @thecarlosking_ for a chat about his new podcast "Reality With the King", a dive into his work on Real Housewives, and a squabble over Kyle Richards. Find Carlos' new podcast everywhere and watch his OWN talk show, The Nightcap With Carlos King. Love this guy.

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RHONJ Renuion: No ApoloTres May 04, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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Summer House: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Loverboy May 03, 2022

It's finally here... the moment no one's been waiting for... KyManda's wedding! Yes, The Summer House finale brought us an event three years in the failing, and it was as okay as we expected! Plus, Lindsay and Carl admitted their growing meh-ttraction for each other, and Alex did something we remembered. What a way to end the season!

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RHOA: Legends Only (and Drew) May 02, 2022

We were thrilled with the season premiere of Real Housewivs of Atlanta. The entire vibe is perfect — from Sanya's debut to Drew's shabby get-rich-quick schemes. Plus, how great was it to see Marlo finally holding a peach? We're more excited than Anna Wintour getting a free pass to Le Archive.

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Top Chef: Collective Soul May 02, 2022

This week on Top Chef, the chefs must cook a monochromatic Quick Fire dish before pouring their soul into the elimination challenge. All in the style of a FRIKADELLEN!

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RHOC: Neckless Endangerment Apr 28, 2022

We're closing out the 16th season of Real Housewives of Orange County with one last installment of the reunion. This time we're discussing Shannon's neck, Cards Against Humanity, and Dr. Jen's fascinating home life.

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RHONJ: Nashvillains Apr 28, 2022

This week on the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Marge and Tre talk try to clear the air, but it goes as well as Luis trying to eat a piece of Nashville Hot Chicken... which is to say, not well.

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht: An Affair to Not Remember Apr 26, 2022

Below Deck Sailing Yacht drives a stew aground and Ashley keeps getting classier and classier on this very special "day trip" episode. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Summer House: Welcome to Amazon Prom Apr 26, 2022

Summer House goes back to prom, so Kyle and Amanda scream about their relationship like the true high school couple they are. Thankfully, Amazon is here to dress everyone. Do they do flowers? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feed Drop: Real Good by U.S Bank Apr 26, 2022

Hey - it's a special preview of the Real Good podcast. In this fourth episode of the third season, the hosts talk to CEO of Summit Academy OIC Louis King about what it takes to lift someone from poverty into the middle class, the dignity that comes along with a job that can provide for a family, and the value of community-based training programs.

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Top Chef: War Games Apr 25, 2022

It's time for Top Chef Restaurant Wars. There's fresh bread, a salad fight, and all the Padma disappointment our little hearts could handle. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOC Live From Dallas: No No, Noella Apr 22, 2022

It's the first Noella reunion on Real Housewives of Orange County, and the cast isn't having it. Don't worry, there's also some Shannon pile-ons we can yell about! This week's bonus is a two part road trip for the final leg of our Hunky Dory Tour. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHONJ Live in Houston: Crossing the Line Dance Apr 21, 2022

We're live from The House of Blues in Houston, TX for a very special recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Teresa refuses to apologize for clearing a table onto Marge's outfit, the guys take shots from a dildo, and Melissa makes the cast embarrass music itself on a day trip to a recording studio. This week's bonus is a two part road trip for the final leg of our Hunky Dory Tour. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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RHOC: Rocked to the Core Friends - Live from Austin! Apr 20, 2022

The Real Housewives of Orange County closes its 16th season out with a bizarre but catchy musical number that we shamelessly LOVE. But before then, there's a brush with Tommyknockers, a fight in a store, and a very confessional moment with a sommelier.

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Summer House: Loverbaby Apr 19, 2022

This week on Summer House, Kyle angles for a prenup... or does he? Plus, a florist cancels, which means a drunken rage-out at dinner.

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Top Chef: Welcome... to Jurassic Gail Apr 19, 2022

The latest episode of Top Chef: Houston has the chefs battling to make dinosaur-inspired cuisine in honor of the upcoming film, Jurassic World Dominion. It barely makes sense, but that's the fun of it!

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RHOBH Season 12 Trailer Breakdown Apr 14, 2022

The new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 12 trailer has arrived, and we are breaking down every inch of it — from the hair accessories to the LA smog.

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RHONJ: Nashville Hot Stricken Apr 13, 2022

The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Nashville, and it goes about as well as you'd expect, which is to say not very well at all. Watch out for flying Palomas!!

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Below Deck Sailing: Fenders and Benders Apr 12, 2022

Below Deck Sailing Yacht struggles with fenders this week, and a couple of crew mates regret their benders. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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Summer House: Bonfire of the Inanities Apr 12, 2022

Alex returns to Summer House with a really interesting marshmallow arc and a bonfire that features Lindsay trying to hook up but then ruining it when she loses her mind. Rinse and repeat. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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Top Chef: Talenti'd Heroes Apr 11, 2022

Top Chef celebrates some of Texas' most beloved female heroes and Talenti tries to figure out how to make a new flavor out of the winning Quickfire dish. We're finishing our tour next week! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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RHOC Live From Cleveland: Pain in the Aspen Apr 10, 2022

The Real Housewives of Orange County mine for material in Aspen, Gina loses her shit for no reason, and Jen copies everything Heather says. Thanks for the amazing night, Cleveland! We're finishing our tour in a couple of weeks! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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RHONJ Live From Columbus: The Hungary Games Apr 09, 2022

We're live in beautiful Columbus to mock this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Marge throws her mom a 75th birthday party and Teresa tries to figure out what to do with her sausage stuffer. We're finishing our tour in a couple of weeks! Catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get dates and tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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SummerHouse: Walking on Broken Glass - Live from Detroit Apr 08, 2022

Ciara and Danielle's fight looms over this week's Summer House episode, but not as much as Hurricane Henri, which threatens to trap the cast out in Long Island. There's bickering, gossiping, and volleyball, and we cover it all. Thanks to everyone who came out and saw us in Detroit!

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RHOA: Season 14 Trailer Breakdown! Apr 05, 2022

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back for season 14 with some old faces (Shereé), new titles (Marlo), and surprising holdovers (Drew). We're breaking down the whole trailer on today's episode. If you want to watch along with us, join us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64772350

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Top Chef: Limp Brisket Apr 04, 2022

This week on Top Chef the cheftestants have to put a new spin on brisket, but not before they put an even newer spin on Texas toast. We're recapping it all with Crappens on Demand; so come watch us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64724030

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RHOC: When Push Comes to Shove - Live from San Fran Apr 03, 2022

On a group trip to Aspen, The Real Housewives of Orange County lose their mind with several chaotic spats culminating in Noella accusing Heather of shoving a cameraman. It's the sort of low-stakes, high emotion fight we live for. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us in San Francisco!

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RHONJ: A Tre-gue of Their Own - Live from Denver Apr 01, 2022

This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Dolores arranges a charity softball game which turns into a minor spat about yoga pants — as is wont to happen.

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tomfoolery Mar 29, 2022

Below Deck Sailing Yacht has a problem when the boat runs ashore. Sorry to tell you this, but it's about Tom. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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Summer House: All’s Ferragosto in Love and War Mar 29, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Ciara VS Hubbhouse on this week's Summer House, until Danielle jumps in and glasses go flying. This drama is all over Austen. Let that sink in. Austen. Seek help. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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Top Chef: Twinning of the Herd Mar 28, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef has a twin plate challenge with the one and only Wylie Crazypants Dufrense and someone fries a biscuit. Will Padma ever recover? We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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RHOC: Gina's ExorSchism Mar 24, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Gina pores over her new skincare line on Real Housewives of Orange County. Will her fight with Shanon be a blemish or will everyone mask their pain and make rash decisions? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dalls! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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RHONJ Tre-House of Horrors Mar 23, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey do a team building exercise at a treetop adventure park, and Tre blows her top cuz she's sick of everyone talkin' bout her man! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dalls! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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BelowDeckSailing: Yachting Is In Tents Mar 22, 2022

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht there's no wind until all of a sudden there's ALL THE WIND. In between, there's a misbehaving tent and a drunken guest.

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Summer House: 2 Girls, 1 Kroll Mar 22, 2022

The love triangle between Lindsay, Ciara, and Austen bubbles over into house drama on this week's Summer House. But at least Kyle and Amanda aren't fighting!

Whose team are you on?

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#1719 Top Chef: A Hard Day's Night Market Mar 21, 2022

This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must form their own Asian Night Market, which means chewy steaks, raw potatoes, and greasy dough. Padma is not happy.

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RHOC: Right Here Waiting For Brain Scans - Live from DC Mar 19, 2022

Dr. Jen treats the Real Housewives of Orange County to an exciting evening of brain scans and power points, but not before Heather alerts us that she's friends with Richard Marx! This is peak RHOC, and we're #blessed to recap this madness with a live crowd in Washington DC. Plus, updates about Countess LuAnn Delesseps!

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RHONJ: Scrolling in the Deep - Live from Philly Mar 18, 2022

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Luis confronts the rumors about his past (by not confronting them at all) and then love bombs Teresa with a scroll of endearments. Plus, we learn the vital difference between Taylor Ham and pork rolls.

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BelowDeckSailing: There Will Be Bronzer Mar 15, 2022

Wow. This week's episode of Below Deck: Sailing Yacht gave us some of the worst guests in franchise history, the worst tip in franchise history, the worst head in jury in franchise history, and the worst bronzer mishap in franchise history. Plus, Gary and Daisy locked lips like two sea anemones stuck on each other. What a night to be alive.

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RHOM Reunion: Ye Said, She Said Mar 15, 2022

It's the final part of Real Housewives of Miami's season 4 reunion, which means it's time to talk about Kanye's peen. Let's get our tiny blue boxes out and do this! This week's bonus is a Top Chef recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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RHOSLC: Unusual Shah-spects Mar 14, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finishes out its bonkers season with Reunion Part Three, and there's a huge twist: Jen Shah is a victim who's only helped people her ENTIRE LIFE. This week's bonus is a Top Chef recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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#1713 RHOC: Childish Syracuse-ations Mar 10, 2022

Heather takes poor Gina to revel in the bright lights of Syracuse this week on Real Housewives of New York, and Shannon tries to convince herself that she's having as much fun as they are. In a surprise twist that leaves us stunned and changed for life, we meet Heather's mother. This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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RHONJ: The Boys Who Tried Wolf Mar 09, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's guys night on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Bill is put on the hot seat by the newly named Wolf Pack. Will Luis show up after new rumors start swirling? Will Joe Gorga every apologize? Will Marge order aphids in her salad? Find out! This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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Summer House: HubbHouse Slummer Mar 08, 2022

It's Lindsay's birthday on Summer House, so Austen shows up in terrible prints as some sort of prize for the women to fight over. Happy "I'm 35 but my eggs are 28"day! This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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RHOM: Larsa-nic and Old Faces Mar 08, 2022

The supersized part one of the season 4 Real Housewives of Miami reunion is a fantastic episode from start to finish. We love Larsa "Progressive" Pippen's curious account of her body modifcations, and we were riveted by Julia's tragic backstory. But most of all, we just really loved Andy getting pissed off at Lisa.

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RHOSLC: Meredith Marks, Ace Attorney Mar 08, 2022

On part two of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 2 reunion, the rift between Lisa and Meredith seems to grow irreparably wider, especially after Meredith dons her lawyer hat and dismantles Lisa's claims.

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Top Chef: Houston, We Have a Padma — Live from Milwaukee Mar 07, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef returned this week, and we were extremely excited to recap it live from the Turner Ballroom in Milwaukee. The episode had everything we wanted: egos, Padma, and terrible culinary choices.

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RHONJ: Unpretty in Pink - Live from Chicago Mar 06, 2022

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa and Jennifer get into a minor scrape, and Luis clears up any misconceptions about "the video." And by clears up, we mean he lies to everyone's face. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us in Chicago!

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#1706 RHOC: An Embarrassment of Riches - Live from St. Paul Mar 04, 2022

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather Dubrow hosts a dinner party with Jen and Ryne that results in one of the funniest, awkwardest scenes we've seen in a long time. It's safe to say we will always remember this spectacular moment.

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#1705 SummerHouse: Amandervention Mar 02, 2022

This week on Summer House, the ladies contemplate how best to tell Amanda that Kyle has said some hurtful stuff about her. Plus, Lindsay has robust eggs, and EVRETT is back!

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RHOM: Death, Love and Peen-nuts Mar 01, 2022

Real Housewives of Miami's fourth season comes to a sad close with the death of Alexia's mother. Don't worry, though. Larsa poor shames someone at a bachelorette party, so it's not all bad. This week's bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

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RHOSLC Reunion 1: Narrating Exatums Feb 28, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the start of Reunion month for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Mary's a no-show, there's a hole filled with water on the stage, and everyone is dressed insanely. This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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#1672 BDSY: Std of the Sea Feb 24, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back. Gary is still a horndog and no one has figured out to bolt down furniture. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

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#1671 RHONJ: Gym Tan Luis Feb 23, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore, where Teresa flips out on production for not leaving poor Luis be. This week's bonus episode is about Celebrity Big Brother and air fryers. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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RHOM: Putting It Out Into The UniVersace Feb 23, 2022

Did you know Alexia's getting married? She is! And on this week's Real Housewives of Miami, Marysol - aka Gay Icon -- is throwing a bachelorette party at none other than the Versace Mansion. Plus, Nicole has a new favorite word: mallllicious!

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Summer House: Should I Stye or Should I Go? Feb 22, 2022

This week on Summer House, "Kyle" is the star of the show - as in Amanda saying "Kyle" every ten seconds like a refrigerator door that's been left open. There's also a bonDAGE party thrown by Andrea and a declaration of cuteness by Paige.

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RHOSLC: Throwing La Vida Loca Feb 22, 2022

On the season finale of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jenny tries to have a fight with Mary at Lisa's Vida Tequila event. It doesn't really happen. Sort of a weird note to end a triumphant season on, but entertaining nonetheless.

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#1697 RHONJ: Fraught With Frat-saster Feb 19, 2022

Jackie throws a frat party on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and the keg is going to be thrown like one of Donkey Kong's barrels by the end of it all. What ah ya gonna doooo about iiiit!? This was a live show in LA that had lost audio, so we've recorded the entire recap in its entirety. Love you guys. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com

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RHOC: Highs and Lows - Live from San Diego Feb 18, 2022

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon Beador holds a luncheon where Dr. Jen reveals major issues in her marriage. Plus, Heather pushes edamame and edibles on various people in her life.

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#1695 Summer House: Hello Mya Name Is... Feb 15, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Mya opens up about not feeing let in on this week's Summer House, and Lindsay gets friendzoned. Again. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

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#1694 RHOM: The West Wang Feb 14, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami takes our breath away with a fight about Kanye West's peen. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburgh! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch at crappensmerch.com

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Crappens ReRun: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Premiere! Feb 14, 2022

Crappens ReRun Time! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip showed up on Bravo, so to those who are watching it for the first time, here is our first recap, which we have also made available as a free Crappens On Demand video! Looking for all the recaps? Go to our Patreon page and search RHUGT and all the eps should pop up for you. There's also a link in our bio to all the season's recaps.

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#1692 RHOC: Stack of Angina Feb 10, 2022

Real Housewives of Orange County ends its Mexico trip with Emily on her ass and Gina angry at Noella. Don't worry, Game Nights and terrible marriages always turn things around! By the way, Jen works a lot you guys. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com

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#1691 RHONJ: Too Late to Apolo-Gia Feb 10, 2022

All hail the rise of the new Supreme on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Gia becomes a Housewife in training when she lets her uncle have it, and Marge and Delores try to stop Jen's victim tour in its tracks. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Summer House: Very Cavalier-y Feb 08, 2022

This week on Summer House, Craig comes clean about if he's sleeping with Kristin Cavallari, causing his love triangle with Paige and Andrea to... sort of ripple? Plus, Amanda has a 30th birthday that receives minimal interest and nary a gift from Kyle. At least Luke's back!

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RHOM: Girl Walks Into a Barf - Live from Orlando Feb 08, 2022

The Real Housewives of Miami trip to the Hamptons culminates in Julia barfing her way through a mystery illness (a hangover) and Larsa overseeing a massively influential brand summit with 25 people. It's high drama.

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RHOSLC: Best Friends for Never Feb 07, 2022

The chaos on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reaches a boiling point between Lisa and Meredith, with the former besties screaming at each other throughout their Zion rental. Is it time to say bye to this friendship? Or maybe we should just say "Hi, I'm Whitney" to it instead?

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RHOC: Hot and Bothered - Live from Nashville Feb 05, 2022

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Noella nearly dies in a sweat lodge, only to face Heather later at dinner for a Cards Against Humanity fight. It's perfect.

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2022 Golden Crappies Live From NYC Feb 04, 2022

We celebrated ten years together and kicked off our Hunky Dory Tour at the 2022 Golden Crappies live from The Town Hall theater in New York City with guests Dorinda Medley (RHONY), Jackie Goldshneider (RHONJ), Luke Gulbranson (Summer House), Taylor Strecker, Dave Quinn, Matt Marr, Jake Anthony, Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff. Special appearances by Amy Phillips (Reality Checked), Heather Gay (RHOSLC), and Aileen Santiago (Seeing Red). It was an amazing dream come true kind of a night, and we are forever grateful to everyone who showed up for us both onstage and off. Enjoy!

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RHONJ: Everybody Nose - Live From Atlanta Feb 04, 2022

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back, and we're kicking off the premiere with a live show in Atlanta. There's so much to discuss: Luis's crazy video, Jennifer new nose, Marge's accusations, Tiki Barber, Joe Gorga's standup. It's gonna be a good season! Thanks Georgia!

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#1684 RHOM: Friendship Contract! Feb 02, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami brings back the classic "Friendship Contract" storyline when Julia gets on one knee for Adriana in Montauk. Good luck with that one! This week's bonus episode is part two of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc until this Friday.

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Summer House: Craige Feb 01, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Craig shows up on this week's Summer House to claim Paige and rage against Lindsay. Carl tries to get some heat going with Ciara, and the new guy finds meatable things to ingest. This week's bonus episode is part two of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc until this Friday.

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#1682 RHOSLC: Cinco de Why-o? Jan 31, 2022

We recorded this very special Real Housewives of Salt Lake City on our iPhone from a hotel room while we were snowed in during the BLOCKBUSTER BOMB CYCLONE of 22. The audio is a bit janky, but we couldn't want to make you guys wait for the recap. It gets crazy. To make it up for the crap audio, we yammered for almost two full hours. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, you can experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

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#1681 Live From The Wilbur: PumpRules LaLa Landing Jan 31, 2022

We're live in Boston at the Wilbur Theater for the end of our first weekend back out on the road. We had a great time discussing the final Vanderpump Rules Reunion and ingesting gallons of chowda. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, you can experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

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#1680 PumpRules: The Ring Didn't Mean a Thing Jan 26, 2022

Vanderpump Rules starts off its reunion with James and Raquel breaking up, and ends with Katie yelling at Sandoval. Will Scheanna find a way to get that ring out of James' pocket? Let's find out! This week's bonus episode is part one of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

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RHOM: Look Who's Montauking Jan 25, 2022

The Real Housewives of Miami heads to Montauk, NY for bicker-filled cast trip. First there's a fight over room selection, and then Marysol tries to make Nicole the black sheep. The only thing that's missing is Guerdy!

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SummerHouse: Doing a Few Slaps in the Pool Jan 25, 2022

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This week on Summer House, the gang throws their first big party since the pandemic started, and it's got everything we could want: Carl spitting game at Ciara, Kyle and Amanda fighting, and a random girl punching Andrea in the face. Fun!

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RHOSLC: Zion Lyin' Jan 24, 2022

The madness continues on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City as Jen and Meredith continue to quarrel at their house in Zion. But nothing prepares us for Meredith's early morning explosion at breakfast.

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RHOC: Pride Cards Against Humanity Jan 20, 2022

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, the women head to Mexico for a group trip, and Heather finds it in her heart to invite Noella, who has incidentally given Max a very mature gift. Will the decision backfire in Fancy Pants' face? Of course! And we're here for it.

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PumpRules: Diss Engaged Jan 19, 2022

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The season finale of Vanderpump Rules is a glorious mess, and we're absolutely thrilled about it. Scheana and Brock manage to ruin James and Raquel's engagement party... or maybe it was Lala who did that. Either way, it's a battle of egos and tackiness, and we are here for this sort of energy.

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#1674 RHOM: Over the Fetish Line Jan 18, 2022

It's pajama party time on Real Housewives of Miami, and Lisa is obsessed with trying to get her fetish on with Julia even though she doesn't know what the word means. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

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#1673 Summer House: Turkey and Tears Jan 18, 2022

Summer House returns for a sixth season with a couple of new faces and one turkey obsessed brah. Kyle and Amanda fight, Lindsay flirts, and Andrea tries to recover from getting ghosted. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

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#1672 RHOSLC: The Zionic Woman Jan 18, 2022

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go on a trip to Zion in the Sprinter Van From Hell, where Mary misses a drum circle and Whitney tries to have an angry scene. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

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Dwell Hello #210: Staying On Track in Monaco Jan 14, 2022

A boy who dreams of luxury drags his mom to Monaco so he can start his life as a Princess. Will he be ok with being one step away from the border? For those of you that like to watch along, this is House Hunters International S96 E04 and we found it on Discovery Plus.

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#1670 RHOC BiTextual Chakra Con Jan 13, 2022

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather throws a book launch party for her daughter, Noella accuses Heather of getting violent at her own Nobu party, and Emily gets shlammered. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

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#1670 PumpRules: Fools of Engagement Jan 13, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brock and Scheana take mooching to a new height on this week's Vanderpump Rules when James and Raquel invite the gang to their engagement party weekend at a gorgeous winery. One thing Brock did not chintz out on in this episode? Balloons. Lots and lots of balloons. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who can't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, experience it live digitally from the comfort of your own home at momenthouse.com/wwc

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RHOM: Against All Todds Jan 11, 2022

It's a very intense showdown between Todd and oh well you know Peter on this week's Real Housewives of Miami. TL;DR: Peter's terrible. But the show is excellent!

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Project Runway: Real Housewives of the Runway Jan 11, 2022

On a very special episode of Project Runway, the designers must make a reunion look for several members of the Real Housewives franchise. Honestly, we're shocked this crossover experience hasn't happened before.

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RHOSLC: The Ordeals on the Bus Go 'Round and 'Round Jan 11, 2022

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith throws a cringey birthday for Seth, and then afterwards the women head out on a road trip where Jen and Lisa get into an unhinged screaming match. Perfection.

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Summer House Trailer Breakdown Jan 07, 2022

Season six of Summer House is right around the corner; so here's a breakdown of the trailer in all its sloppy, wine-throwing glory!

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Dwell Hello #209: South African Stardom Jan 07, 2022

A soap opera actress returns to South Africa with a very American husband on her arm to start her career back up. Will her husband's obsession with home brewing bubble over? For those of you that like to watch along, this is House Hunters International s107 E08 and we found it on Discovery Plus.

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RHOC: Floral Agreement Jan 06, 2022

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Sweet James officially serves Noella divorce papers... with a side of flowers. Plus, Dr. Jen tries to start up a fight, and Heather takes Gina to the races.

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PumpRules: Murk in Progress Jan 05, 2022

This week on Vanderpump Rules, the Toms plan a party so the rest of the cast can see how they're tumbling into debt. Meanwhile, Brock hatches a plan to have a secret wedding at James and Racquel's engagement party. What could go wrong?

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RHOM: Fuming and Tuluming Jan 04, 2022

This week Real Housewives of Miami, Guerdy throws a Tulum themed birthday party for Julia. There's a sorrow war, animal poop, and one really awkward foot massage. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHOSLC: Wild Ride, Mild Rose Jan 03, 2022

Real Housewives of Salt Lake starts our 2022 right with a fight at the Mild Rose rebranding party. Jennie confronts Mary over racially ignorant comments, Jen swipes some re-re-gifted shoes, and Meredith dresses like half of a Sesame Street ostrich. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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Dwell Hello: Searching for a Chicago Condo Dec 31, 2021

This week on Dwell Hello, we're recapping House Hunters: season 200, ep 13 - "Searching for a Chicago Condo," available on YouTube TV.

Will Kevin get what he wants? But what about Kevin? So many Kevins, not enough time!

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Housewives of the North Pole w Brian Moylan Dec 30, 2021

We teamed up with Brian Moylan's podcast 12 Gays of Christmas for a very special crossover holiday recap of Housewives of the North Pole starring the one and only Kyle "You Stole My Gingerbread House" Richards. Enjoy, and have an amazing New Year! We love you guys! This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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Candy Coated Christmas, Part 3 Dec 29, 2021

We're back with Matt and Jake from Reality Gays podcast to finish out our recap of Candy Coated Christmas. Will Molly be able to sell the house her mom grew up in? Will she be able to resist Noah's rugged charm? And will she finally succumb to the Peppermint Hollow lifestyle?? We unpack it all.

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Candy Coated Christmas, Part 2 Dec 28, 2021

We're back for part two of Candy Coated Christmas with Matt and Jake of Reality Gays! Be sure to watch this ep with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60306533/edit

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Candy Coated Christmas, Part 1 Dec 27, 2021

We're teaming up with our friends Matt and Jake at the Reality Gays podcast to recap Candy Coated Christmas, the first ever Xmas movie from the Food Network. And that's not all — this cinematic masterpiece features the big screen debut of none other than the Pioneer Woman herself, Ree Drummond! What's not to love?

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RHONJ Trailer Breakdown Dec 24, 2021

The Real Housewives of New Jersey trailer dropped this week; so we're here to break down every frame of it. If you want to watch along with us, be sure to sign up for Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60303117

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Dwell Hello: Spiritual Life in Australia Dec 24, 2021

This week's Dwell Hello focuses on two reiki healers seeking a home in Australia's Blue Mountain region.

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RHOC: Give the Devil His Dubrow Dec 23, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we celebrate Shane passing the bar! Or rather, Shane passively surpassing the bar's lower standards. But when you're in Orange County, you can't celebrate a milestone without someone's life falling apart. In this case it's Noella, who is understandably spiraling in the wake of her marriage dissolving. The real headline, however, is Heather Dubrow's chilling threat to Shannon. We'll be talking about that for years.

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RHOM: Oh, Well, You Know Peter... Dec 22, 2021

On the second episode of Real Housewives of Miami season 4, we are reintroduced to Alexia's disaster of a son, Peter, who refuses to walk her down the aisle for her wedding and may have contributed to his brother's latest medical emergency. Great! Also, there's a lady wearing a table at a sushi party.

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#1654: Gay Ghost Only Fans the Flames Dec 21, 2021

Real Housewives of Miami is back, but this time it's on Peacock and everyone has new body parts. This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHOSLC: I Got Friends in Pho Places Dec 20, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is supersized, and it's pho-ring on all cylinders when the ladies battle at Jennie's picnic. This week's episode is a recap of Selling Sunset! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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Dwell Hello: Bling Battle in Naples Florida Dec 17, 2021

Dr. Denise and her man are on the prowl for a home with some BLING on this week's Dwell Hello. For those of you that like to watch along, this is Season 205 Episode 8 and we found it on YouTube TV.

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RHOM Season Four Trailer Breakdown Dec 16, 2021

Real Housewives of Miami is returning on Peacock, and we're here to break down the trailer. Come on in! This week's bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHOC: Dungeons and Draggings Dec 16, 2021

Real Housewives of Orange County finds Shannon getting zero forgiveness from Heather, Gina babbling on about how nothing is her fault, and Noella getting abandoned by and cut off from the not so Sweet James. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Real Housewives of Miami trailer, which begins this week on Peacock. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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PumpRules: Off the Cyst Male Brandwagon Dec 16, 2021

On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws Ariana a birthday party and the Toms fight with Katie (more) and decide to take a break. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHUGT: Out of Cynth Dec 14, 2021

The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip wraps up its triumphant first season on a melancholy note as Cynthia reexamines her relationship with Kenya. Meanwhile, Ramona does some last minute damage control, and LuAnn gives the people what they want!

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RHOSLC: New Phone, Who's Dissed? Dec 14, 2021

This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jen Shah has a new phone, but no one's answering her calls. Meanwhile, Whitney has dug up more dirt on Mary, and Lisa has begun changing her narrative. In other words, it's perfection.

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Dwell Hello: Choosy in Chesapeake Dec 10, 2021

It's a very Chrissley episode of Dwell Hello! We find ourselves in Chesapeake with a church musical director trying to find a home with a recording studio for his family. And it MUST be by a mall, dammit! Our boy's gotta shop. For those of you that like to watch along, this is Season 155 Episode 12 and we found it on Discovery Plus.

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RHUGT: Conch Blocked Dec 09, 2021

On episode six of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Kenya gets brutal revenge on Ramona by enlisting Luann to seduce resident bachelor John. It's so viciously Machiavellian that it can only be the work of varsity level Housewives.

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RHOC: Sue the Right Thing Dec 09, 2021

Real Housewives of Orange County delivers another strong episode as Heather's sushi party descends into chaos. Between drunk Nicole barking "SIT!" repeatedly and Heather trying to shut down the cameras, it's a pure joy.

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PumpRules: Ice, Ice Babies Dec 08, 2021

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Charli confronts Scheana about loyalty, Brock asks James for a favor, and Schwartz gets Lisa's name tatted on his butt. Oh, and also pickleball. Whyyyyyy God with the pickleball????

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RHUGT: Gone With the Meatball Fabulous Dec 07, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip finds Ramona wreaking more havoc during Kenya's yacht party and Tre's Meat(ball) Gala. There's lots of fighting, apologizing, and uneaten carbs. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHOSLC: What if God Was One of Us? Dec 07, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The ladies of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City confront Mary about the cult allegations. Well, kinda. They tattle on each other about cult allegations until they get free high end gifts. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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Dwell Hello: Mother Knows Best In Kentucky Dec 03, 2021

We're traveling to Covington, KY for this recap of House Hunters season 190, episode 6: "Mother Knows Best In Kentucky"

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RHOC: The Return of Fancy Pants Dec 02, 2021

Real Housewives of Orange Country returns for season 16 with Heather DuBrow and two new castmembers in toe. Will the show come back to its former glory? Time will tell, but things are looking up. This week's bonus is a recap of Netflix' Selling Sunset, coming this Thursday afternoon. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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PumpRules: Mad Wacks Dec 01, 2021

Brock celebrates his birthday Mad Max style and Katie and Tom fight over who is less qualified to have a say in the new business. Again. This week's premium bonus is a video recap of Selling Sunset. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHUGT: Twisted Sisters Nov 30, 2021

Melissa throws a pajama party on episode four of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, and LuAnn gets frisky with the butler during a game of Twister. This week's premium bonus is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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\Winter House: F**kboi F**kbyes Nov 30, 2021

Austen holds his title as biggest douche as Winter House iceskates into the sunset, and Amanda cries and hides behind a bed. This week's premium bonus is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHOP: Barbz Wire Nov 29, 2021

Nicki Minaj takes over the fourth part of Real Housewives of Potomac's reunion, and Candiace gets to sing without autotune. This week's premium is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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Dwell Hello: Three's Not a Crowd in Colorado Nov 26, 2021

We're recapping Season 167, Ep 07 of House Hunters! (Vol. 7 on Discovery+).

It's the throuple episode!!

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Talking Bravo with Daryn Carp and Liz Culley Nov 25, 2021

Today we're talking Bravo with the hosts of the podcast Scissoring Isn't A Thing, Daryn Carp and Liz Culley! Daryn tells us about working with Andy Cohen, and Liz gives us some insight into being Leah McSweeney's bestie. Come join for a good old fashioned gab sesh!

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RHUGT: Pardon the Interruption Nov 24, 2021

Fallout from the Bailey-Q continues to tear apart Kenya and Cynthia on the third episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Meanwhile, Melissa and Teresa argue about old beefs, and an astrologer reveals some exciting details about everyone's past.

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RHUGT: Mind Your P's and Bailey-Q's Nov 23, 2021

On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, things go awry when Kyle gets offended by Cynthia's "Bailey-Q" questions. Plus, Ramona manages to make LuAnn's divorce from Tom about her. In other words, it's the perfect episode.

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RHOP: The Sass Minaj-erie Nov 23, 2021

The third installment of the season six Real Housewives of Potomac reunion trundles along this week with some oversized prop comedy, a visit with the husbands, and at long last the arrival of Nicki Minaj on set. Can't wait to see what mess this turns into next week...

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RHOSLC: Dirndl If You Do, Dirndl If You Don't Nov 23, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women grapple with CRYPTIC COMMENTS about Mary, all while enjoying raclette and mini dietetic 'smores.

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Dwell Hello: Warning Window in New Jersey Nov 19, 2021

Time for a new episode of Dwell Hello, our House Hunters roast. This week, we're off to Jersey to watch a fusilli obsessed couple look for a house that they can have babies and play drums in. For those of you that like to watch along, this is is House Hunters Season 195 Episode 9. You can listen to Season 1 of Dwell Hello, plus all of these episodes without ads, on Stitcher Premium!

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Winter House: Nordic, Cross Nov 19, 2021

On the penultimate episode of Winter House, Amanda skis her way into Kyle's family while Austen faces a ghost from his past. Madison. He gets a text from Madison.

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PumpRules: Apo-Lala-gy Tour Nov 18, 2021

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Lala apologizes to Scheana, and then Lala apologizes to Brock, and then Brock apologizes to Lala, and then James apologizes to Raquelle. Oh, and Tom Schwartz apparently has a debilitating gambling problem.

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RHUGT: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Begins! Nov 18, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Peacock gave us a Thanksgiving gift of turkeys in bikinis fighting on an island, and we couldn't be more grateful. Welcome to Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip! Available as a free video on Patreon. This week's premium is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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Below Deck: Fenders and Benders Nov 16, 2021

Below Deck finishes the charter with the drunk idiot real estate dudes, and Jake lets a little power change him. Will a threeway makeout in the hot tub put him right, or will he get addicted to snorting hummus before he even has a chance to check himself? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHOP: The Accountability Sing Sing Along Nov 16, 2021

Time for The Real Housewives of Reunion Part 2. Candiace cries when confronted, Wendy reads her enemies to filth, and Mia and Karen deny every damn thing they can. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHOSLC: Arrested Shah-velopments and Vailed Insults Nov 15, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a girls trip to Vail, where Meredith bathes for seven hours and adds to the already long list of Shah-llegations. This week's bonus is a catch up on TV shows! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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Dwell Hello: Wanting it All in Destin Florida Nov 12, 2021

Dwell Hello, the Househunters roast, is back for a second season! On our first episode, we're going to Destin, Florida to find a space for Joseph and Deek. Will they get high ceilings? A view? A parking spot to save Deek from street parking? And will real estate agent Destin in Destin lose her cool while trying to find it? For those of you that like to watch along, this is is House Hunters Season 70 Episode 11.

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Winter House: The Igloo That Binds Nov 11, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Winter House finds Paige getting her own first date and Jason being brought out of the Friendzone by Miss Lindsay on high school night. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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PumpRules: The Mamas and the Tapas Nov 11, 2021

Vandeprump Rules gives Charli tapas, the Toms some Phillips Hues lights and Raquel the possibility of a new nose. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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BelowDeck: Pigs on Deck Nov 09, 2021

This week on Below Deck, a bunch of idiots come on board to curse at each other, get drunk, and cry. What's not to love?

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RHOP: Mommy Tissues Nov 08, 2021

It's part one of The Real Housewives of Potomac season 6 reunion, and out the gate we're talking about the salad fight, Gizelle's house, and Candiace's temper. These women always bring it, and this episode was no exception.

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RHOSLC: We're Looking For Jen Shah Nov 08, 2021

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City served up an epic, franchise-best episode this week, which featured a doozy of a luncheon followed by the much-anticipated, instantly iconic downfall of Jen Shah. We know that everyone's going to only talk about the Feds and Homeland Security swarming Heather's party bus outside Beauty Lab + Laser, but let's not forget the incredible spat between Whitney and Mary about carpool and phone calls. Everything in this episode was perfection. What did you think?

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Winter House: Giggly Squat Nov 04, 2021

So much drama on this week's Winter House. First off, about three different people tell three other people that they love them like a sibling. Then Amanda goes missing for 30 tense seconds in the house. And finally, Andrea does squats with Paige on his shoulders while Austen, Ciara, Kyle, and Amanda go on a double date.

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RHOBH: The Hills Have Lies Nov 04, 2021

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills month of reunions concludes with an hour of grilling Erika. There are tears, curses, and most of all - inconsistencies. In the end we only know what thing for certain: Kyle Richards loves a reaction shot.

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PumpRules: Brock to the Future Nov 04, 2021

This week's Vanderpump Rules asks us to take a side between Brock and Lala, and ultimately... we choose apple pie. It's a dark but funny episode — and as a bonus, it features 100% more Jesse Metcalfe than usual!

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RHOSLC: Dances With Wolves Nov 02, 2021

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City scheme against each other very blatantly this episode and Lisa goes after the woman of God at a charity event. Our premium bonus is a Below Deck discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHOP: Wick Renewal Nov 01, 2021

Real Housewives of Potomac ends its sixth season with Karen's vow renewal and Candiace signing papers she didn't read. What does Macy Gray think? This week's bonus is Below Deck! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHOBH: Fishy With a Side of Martyr Sauce Oct 28, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion and Erika cries and spins more tales. Also, Crystal gets to talk about her leather pants and Kyle gets to make more shocked faces. Our premium bonus is a Winter House discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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PumpRules: Dawn of the Dead(beat) Oct 27, 2021

LaLa comes for Brock on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Tom Schwartz finds out that his sperm have heads as mushy as his own. This week's bonus is Winter House! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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BelowDeck: I Am The Captain Now Oct 26, 2021

It's a new season of Below Deck, but Captain Lee is nowhere in sight. Instead we have Captain Sean, the new thorn in Eddie's side. And for that, we are grateful. (But we want Lee back). What do you think of the new crew?

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RHOP: Sexual Healing, Mental Scarring Oct 25, 2021

The Real Housewives of Potomac is wrapping up, and so we've got an episode of odds and ends: Ashley trying to be intimate with Michael (yikes), Gizelle finally addressing her emotional coldness, and Wendy doing a photo shoot. Good times!

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RHOSLC: Tube Fast Tube Furious Oct 25, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women go tubing, which leads to all sorts of glorious bickering. And once again, Lisa Barlow winds up in the hot seat on a cold day.

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Talking Bravo with Annaleigh Ashford Oct 22, 2021

We're changing things up a little bit today as we take 45 minutes to chat with actress, singer, dancer, and general superstar Annaleigh Ashford. We go deep on so many Bravo shows, starting with RHOSLC. Come listen!

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RHOBH: Int-Erika-gation Oct 21, 2021

Part II of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion marched on this week, and most of it focused on Andy asking Erika questions about her divorce from Tom. Why did she stay with him? Did she know about his liabilities? Is Dorit longwinded? That kind of stuff.

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Pump Rules: Coming for Tom Oct 21, 2021

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval loses his mind about Katie trying to help in the new bar. Meanwhile, Shwartz needs to ejaculate into a cup. Fun times!

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Below Deck Med: Time to Split Oct 19, 2021

Below Deck Med ends its season with an hour long, constant whine from Chef Mat and an off camera trip to Split. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHOP: Gone Girls Oct 18, 2021

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still on vacation, and Robin and Gizelle make an exit to a hotel for a decent pooper. Candiace and Mia make up, but Gordon is still showing his ass. Literally. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour

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RHOSLC: Catered Down Testimony Oct 18, 2021

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City takes testimony from a caterer as Whitney and Lisa try to forge a new friendship, and Jennie's husband requests a sister wife. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/

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RHOBH: Passively Provocative On Beverbully Beach Oct 14, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills begins its month long season of recaps, and we're off with a bang. Dorit doubles down against Garcelle, but tries to find a word that won't get her called out for being an ignorant racially insensitive twit. It doesn't work. Rinna goes nutso and bounces on the couch, Erika continues her victim bs, and Kyle just sits there with her mouth hanging open to substitute for her non existent storyline all season. Our premium bonus is a Squid Game discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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PumpRules: Picklechella Oct 13, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules goes to Palm Springs, where James proposes and we learn that Scheana hasn't fixed her picker. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckMed: Failing to Meet Eggs-pectations Oct 12, 2021

As the Below Deck Med season limps to the finish line, Matthew gets on our every last nerve with his incessant emotional neediness. Meanwhile, Katie's boneheaded decision to end the season with two stews comes back to haunt her as Jemele Hill, Michael Eaves, and several other guests make an endless stream of requests.

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RHOSLC: No Longer on the Outs Oct 12, 2021

It's an hour of healing on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. First, Jen and Brooks bury the hatchet as Jen apologizes to Brooks for not interpreting her comments correctly. Then later, Lisa and Whitney broker a truce over gin and pie. We're just glad no one was ejected from a sunroof and sent tumbling down into a neighborhood.

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RHOP: Salad as a Rock Oct 11, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the women deal with the fallout of Saladgate 2021. It's a slut-shaming, lettuce-tossing, tea-bagging hour of drama and comedy. Damn, this show is great.

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Bonus Ep! Talking Bravo Crimes with Sinisterhood Oct 10, 2021

This week we teamed up with true crime podcast Sinisterhood to talk about Bravo crimes — new and forgotten — over the past several years. What is your favorite Bravo crime? And which one do you think needs more attention?

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RHOBH: New Year's Irresolution Oct 07, 2021

The most buzzworthy season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in ages came to a conclusion this week as the women join Crystal to celebrate Chinese New Year's. It's not the most exciting episode, despite Kyle's best efforts to destroy Sutton and Erika's relationship. What did you think of the finale?

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PumpRules: Do You Read Me? Oct 06, 2021

This week on Vanderpump Rules, the cast heads to Palm Springs where they put on a dull fashion show and squabble over dinner. Meanwhile, Lala is bummed that she's not a New York Times Best Selling Author (lol), and Rand shames Schwartz for being useless.

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Below Deck Med: Have a Rookie Oct 05, 2021

Below Deck Med starts falling apart this week when Lloyd has a panic attack and everyone else suffers a Mat attack. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOSLC: Don't Drink the Caterade Oct 04, 2021

There's a new friend of on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and she's starting some catering drama right off the bat. Don't mess with a descendant of Shadrach! Our premium bonus is a recap of Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOP: Salad Tossy Posse Oct 04, 2021

The Real Housewives of Potomac take a couples trip, and Candiace comes for Mia. Salad is tossed. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Sips, Sails, and Malarkey Sep 30, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its girls trip to Del Mar on a forgiving note and a wine tasting. Don't worry, though, Erika's here to feed us all more Malarkey. Our premium bonus is a recap of Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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PumpRules: Bitchy Hibachi and Salad Splits Sep 29, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules is back! This time with less idiots, but the addition of babies of idiots. It all evens out. Our premium bonus breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck: Having a God Moment Sep 28, 2021

This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, a whole bunch of stuff almost goes wrong... but it doesn't. A beach picnic, a dinner for Sandy, a jet ski incident — they all go off without a hitch. So there's that. And Matt still drives us mad.

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RHOSLC: The Ice Storm Sep 28, 2021

Meredith and Jen finally come face to face on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week, and what better place to have a throw down than on thin ice. This episode brings new meaning to the expression "out like trout."

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RHOP: Reasonably Shoddy Sep 27, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn throw a party to celebrate the launch of their podcast, "Reasonably Shady." As you can imagine, it does not go well...

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RHOBH: Del-Martyr Sep 23, 2021

The ladies head down to Del Mar for a late-season Covid trip on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The vacation is full of sea lions, Garcelle gang-ups, and of course, more tales from Erika. Most importantly, however, is that we get to meet... THE LADY. Who is The Lady? We'll never know...

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RHONY Season 13 Reunion Sep 22, 2021

Bravo shocked the world when they announced there'd be no reunion for season 13 of The Real Housewives of New York. The network blamed this on scheduling conflicts, but we sniffed around and discovered a massive coverup. Turns out the cast did actually come together to tape the reunion, but the results were so vile and embarrassing that the network shelved the episode. Luckily, we managed to get our hands on the only surviving audio; so we present it to you here EXCLUSIVELY and uncensored. Listen and enjoy.

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Below Deck Med: Ax the Rich Sep 21, 2021

Below Deck Med finally contends with its Lexi problem, and Malia gets her ass handed to her. Without a hug! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOP: The Sassed and the Furious Sep 20, 2021

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RHOSLC: Churro of Investigations Sep 20, 2021

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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take the week to focus on Whitney's (lack of a) sex life, Mary's anger at unknown vaginas, and a Jen and Heather reconciliation. Unfortunately, a churro was harmed in the making of this episode. This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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LuLaRich: I'm Very LuLaRich, LuLaBi**h! Sep 17, 2021

Bravo left an empty night on the schedule this week, so we filled it with LuLaRich, a tale about culty ladies obsessed with leggings that smell like farts and make it look like bees are crawling into their wombs. To each her own! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Say Yes to the Dress, Say No to the Brain Surgery Sep 16, 2021

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates Dorit's new wedding dress line and Erika spins another tall tale. Please don't flip your car while listening to this episode. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckMed: Crossing the Lines Sep 14, 2021

Matt once again puts the ewww in menu as he relentlessly badgers Lexi on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. The whole thing culminates in a gross argument, but not before some dramatic line-tossing by Delaney!

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RHOP: Surry Not Surry Sep 13, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen shoots a promotional video for Surry County that doesn't actually take place in Surry County. Meanwhile, Mia manages to wager a shaky peace between the various women. Will it last? Probably not.

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RHOSLC: Shah-rrested Development Sep 13, 2021

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and the season 2 premiere had everything we could dream of: cake accidents, challah, geodesic domes... oh, and Jen Shah getting arrested! Who called the Feds on her? Was it Mer? Or Brooks? Or a member of the Shah Squad? We're putting our money on a disgruntled Top Golf employee. I guess we'll have to wait and see. In the meantime, enjoy this recap. To get the full experience, WATCH us record this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/56087676

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RHOBH: A Sutton Change of Heart Sep 09, 2021

This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the "Dinner From Hell, Part II" continues to rage on this week as Erika lashes out at Sutton for calling her a liar. Sutton does what we all expect her to do: she slaps Erika and cusses her out. Just kidding! She struts out of the party in tears. Meanwhile, Garcelle hosts a Haiti-centric dinner party, and Rinna reveals deep wounds over sauce etiquette.YOU GUYS - we really recommend you watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55949532

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Bonus: Vanderpump Rules Trailer Breakdown Sep 08, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules has reconfigured its cast and filmed a ninth season. This time around, there are man babies and actual babies! Scheana's still on her print to canvas game, and that's all we really need. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Med: Stew Over It Sep 08, 2021

Below Deck Med's chief stew Katie has major anxiety over whether or not to fire her extra help, and Lexi has a problem saying Delaney. This week's bonus episode is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOP: Say Yes to the Turkey Dress Sep 07, 2021

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle snubs half the cast and Karen buys a second vow renewal dress that may or not be made out of turkey. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: OR WHAT? Sep 02, 2021

It's the moment we've waited all season for. Erika unleashes all her defensive wrath on Sutton for a very special "Dinner Party from Hell, Part Two" episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The whole thing is a soap opera tour de force: fake tears, dramatic sobs, and of course, a nosy butler! Perfection. Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55658976

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RHONY: Freaky Woah-day Sep 01, 2021

It's season finale time for Real Housewives of New York, and it's easily one of the best episodes of the season when Leah and Ramona spend a night in each other's brains. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Below Deck trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckMed: Never Stew Much Aug 31, 2021

A new stew joins Below Deck Mediterranean, finally relieving some of the burden that's fallen on Katie's shoulders with the interior. But on the other hand, it also means everyone has to rearrange their rooms. What's a head stew to do? Plus, Matt burns his fingers, and Maureen faces her final moments.

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Shahs: Like a Cat on a Hot Tin Spoof Aug 31, 2021

It's the conclusion of the Shahs of Sunset reunion, and Mike is here to clarify that he didn't get one spoof text. He received many. And so did Nema! But it only happened one time. But also ten times. Also, Reza doesn't want a baby anymore (spoof plans!), and GG is more into polyamory than ever. Hopefully she'll get to try it soon!

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RHOP: Surry Seems to Be the Hardest Word Aug 30, 2021

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy tells Gizelle off for bringing her husband's cheating rumor onto national television and Karen gets honored by her hometown and steals Wendy's candle idea. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Below Deck trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Jabsolutely Fabulous Aug 26, 2021

This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit tries to confront Garcelle about alleged jabs at Rinna's lipgloss party. Also, Erika snaps at Sutton, and Kathy and Kyle eat chicken salad. This recap is on Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us record the show. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55357035

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RHONY: Overheard in New York Aug 25, 2021

The Real Housewives of New York head back to the Hamptons for a do-over of sorts, and this time around, they're wearing pajamas, there's dressing in champagne flutes, and everything seems... fine? Not much drama, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it.

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Below Deck Med: Getting Lederhosed Aug 24, 2021

Below Deck Med celebrates Oktoberfest with a bunch of aged frat boys and Lexi folds a lot of towels while Captain Sandy tries to decide whether or not to bring on a crutch for her. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shahs of Sunset: Spoof Paulina! Aug 24, 2021

The Shahs of Sunset reunion Part One is upon us, and it's already a mess. Mike has a fit about Andy's "narrative" before announcing that Paulina has agreed to marry him with no prenup and Destiney whines about it with really bad contacts. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOP: Mind Your Own Boobness Aug 23, 2021

On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley does Gizelle's dirty work and tells Wendy that the group things she only got a new body to overcompensate for the Eddie cheating rumors. It doesn't go over very well. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Your Goose is Cooked (by Kyle Allegedly) Aug 19, 2021

It's Christmas on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which means it's time to stuff Erika's stockings with some cold hard coal. The girls gather for Kyle to pretend she's a cook now and for Sutton to serve her best dish, grilled puss. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHONY: ShabBat Out of Hell Aug 18, 2021

We didn't think Ramona could get worse, and then she did. It's the second part of the Black Shabbat dinner, and Ramona takes time between her tenth drink and eating dinner in the kitchen to offend every single group she can think of. Then Sonja pees in the driveway on her way out. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckMed: Tell Me How I’m Supposed To Slide With No Air Aug 17, 2021

A group of high functioning alcoholics take over the yacht on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, and as usual, there's a host of problems: slow cocktail service, Lexi being Lexi, and a slightly deflated slide. DRAMA!

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Shahs: Party Animals Aug 17, 2021

On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, the cast goes fly fishing, dresses up like animals, and nearly starts a forest fire. Predictably though, they all come together and declare that after weeks of destroying each other, they are actually a family. Sure?Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcVideo Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo

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RHOP: Simply the Breasts Aug 16, 2021

The trip to Williamsburg continues to be bumpy for The Real Housewives of Potomac as Gizelle and Robyn questions Wendy's "substance" in light of recent physical enhancements. Plus, Karen reminds us of her commitment to lift women up, not tear them down...

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RHOBH: Breaking News, Broken Trust Aug 12, 2021

When an explosive piece in the Los Angeles Times hits newsstands, the women begin to question whether or not Erika has been totally forthcoming with them on the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, Dorit welcomes us into the diverse world of her employees!

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RHONY: Shabbat ShalOMG Aug 12, 2021

The Real Housewives of New York takes another tumble into multiculturalism by sending the women to "Black Shabbat," wherein Ramona shares the trauma of being discriminated against by Jews in New York City. In other words, it's a disaster.

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Below Deck Med: Last Chance Kitchen Aug 10, 2021

Below Deck Med tests Chef Mat again. It's his last chance to prove himself. Will he succeed or get fired or quit then come back? We just. Don't. Know. We do know that he doesn't understand icing. This week's premium bonus episode is a shot by shot breakdown of the House of Gucci trailer (comes out Friday) Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shahs of Sunset: UnShahGiven Aug 10, 2021

The Shahs of Sunset are still on their peace and love retreat in the mountains, but it's time for Reza to hear the news that he is still unforgiven. Will he ever stop sobbing for baby SHAAAAAMS? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the House of Gucci Trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOP: Shady in Spilliamsburgh Aug 09, 2021

*The audio on this episode was out of sync and re-uploaded. Sorry for the trouble! The Real Housewives of Potomac head off to a vacation in Williamsburgh, but will Gizelle ruin it by bringing up Osefo affair rumors? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the House of Gucci Trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Retreat! RETREAT! Aug 05, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Kyle and Garcelle make Erika open up and up and up until her head explodes all over the place on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Whatever you do on this Palm Springs retreat, don't ask if Tom calls Erika. Please. This week's premium bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the House of Gucci trailer (comes out Friday) Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHONY: Stocking Bluffer Aug 04, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luanne and the girls record a Christmas tune on this week's Real Housewives of New York and Sonja gets caught lying about model sex. This week's bonus episode is a recap of Netflix' My Unorthodox Life. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckMed: Some People Don't Know When To Quit Aug 03, 2021

The conclusion and fallout to last week's explosive Below Deck Mediterranean episode continues to rock the boat as the crew grapples with Lexi and Matt's selfish behavior. Will they get it together for the next batch of demanding guests?? (no)

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Shahs: Into the Woods Aug 03, 2021

The Shahs of Sunset head to the forest to heal their fractured group, but so far the trip has only led to Nema and Destiney engaging in awful flirtations. On the plus side, Reza and London got into fight, which barely made sense but made us smile nonetheless.

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RHOP: Bossed in Translation Aug 02, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Mia visits the joint, where she's the boss. And then she goes to Candiace's party, where she reminds us that she's the boss. And then she texts Gizelle and Robyn, and informs them she's the boss. It's a very bossy episode. We loved it.

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Family Karma: We Wish You a Merry Lopa Jul 29, 2021

It's the season finale of Family Karma, and we need to level-set this very special episode. Things with Brian are on the fritz with Dr. Mons, and Vishal looks poised to win back Richa, but all we really care about are Reshma and LOOOOPA. Can a basket of French fries bring these women together? Who knows, man?

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RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is Legal Protection Jul 28, 2021

Countess Luann has decided to create a VERY original Christmas song, and she's invited all the girls to sing some lyrics. What could go wrong? It's another classic Real Housewives of New York epsiode. Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54228511

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Below Deck Med: Heading for the Lexit Jul 27, 2021

Below Deck Med kicks into high gear when Chef Mat starts punching cameras and Lexi lets Malia and her fake accent have a piece of her very well educated mind. This week's bonus episode is a recap of Netflix' My Unorthodox Life. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shahs of Sunset: Ahloo and Girl Bye Jul 27, 2021

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Destiney reveals that she says "Ahloo" twenty times an episode because she's shoehorning it into a new brand name and GG forgives yet another person for doing nothing to her. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOP: When Zen, Zen Wen? Jul 26, 2021

The Real Housewives of Potomac pamper pregnant Ashley at a spa, but will Zen Wen tick tock them into a state of misery before the massages are done? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Qualm Springs Jul 22, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Palm Springs, where Kyle Richards pretends she's famous for lasagna and Erika starts spinning new stories that are starting to show cracks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHONY: Ghost Hissperer Jul 21, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Salem. Sonja attacks a fire distinguisher, Bershan asks the group for forgiveness, and Luann rewrites history of her arrest. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckMed: Little Fires Everywhere Jul 20, 2021

Matt lights the galley on fire on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, but the person who's truly lit is Roy Orbison Jr., who makes a drunken fool of himself over the course of the episode. Meanwhile, Mzi manages to snog Courtney — a carefree moment of joy before he must face his greatest fear: THE HEAVING LIIIIIINNNNNNE!

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Shahs: Master Earpiece Theater Jul 20, 2021

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Nema goes on a date with London in his ear, and Mike pledges to be less aggressive to Paulina. So in other words, the usual disastrous mix.

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RHOP: Too Hot To Candle Jul 19, 2021

This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, we finally get clarification on Karen's "sing sing" comment, and Wendy reveals her new passion: candles! Plus the new girl miiiight be a former stripper, which we like.

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RHOBH: The Mascara'd Singer Jul 15, 2021

Everything is happening on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Door-gate rages on, half the cast has COVID, and now Erika is so poor she must resort to non-waterproof mascara. The horrors! What do you think about this madness?

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RHONY: Send in the Clowns Jul 14, 2021

The Salem trip on Real Housewives of New York heats up when Bershan calls the women boring grandmas and later refers to Sonja as a clown. After that, it's 30 minutes of old school RHONY chaos where nothing makes sense, but everything is wonderful.

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Below Deck Med: Line in the Dirt Jul 13, 2021

A couple that probably shouldn't wed does anyway on Below Deck Med, and a stew starts a war with the chef when she stands in his pile of dirt. This week's bonus episode is the second part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shahs: It's a Spoof Turkey! Jul 13, 2021

It's a very special Friendsgiving on Shahs of Sunset wherein Mike tries to prove that he doesn't control Paulina by calling her up and demanding that she declare how much he doesn't control her. Plus, Reza wears a poncho and Nema reveals he has a STAGGERING amount of drama with GG.

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RHOP: Fire in the Hole! Jul 12, 2021

The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with a new woman married to a super old dude, new boobs for Wendy, and the same squabbling between Giz and Karen. This week's bonus episode is the second part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Family Karma: WAPsgiving Jul 09, 2021

Family Karma celebrates Friendsgiving, and Brian starts to buckle under Doctor Monica's marriage desires. This week's bonus episode is the first part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Peep Show Jul 08, 2021

RHOA gave us Bolo, and this week The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave us bolognese. It's the clash we've been waiting all season for (sort of?): Sutton dissing Crystal's leather pants. Meanwhile, Dorit has a new design endeavor, and Erika has survived another day in her $1.5 million cardboard box.

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RHONY: Race on Witch Mountain Jul 08, 2021

***Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo***The Real Housewives of New York go to Salem to channel their witchy energy, but a fight breaks out when Ramona gets sick of talking about race. Who will be burned at the stake? This week's bonus episode is the first part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckMed: Weak at the Knees Jul 06, 2021

Disaster is narrowly averted on Below Deck Mediterranean when Matt returns from a case of debilitating knee soreness. But there's still trouble on the horizon when the engaged couple looks like they're about to call their wedding off. So much drama. Don't they realize this is a mmmmegayacht? Like, it's a MMMEGAYACHT.

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FamilyKarma: Nani Disclosure Agreement Jul 05, 2021

We were totally blown away by the latest Family Karma, which featured the complicated process of Amrit coming out to his grandmother. The whole thing was beautiful, emotional, and heartbreaking. Plus, Anisha's grandpa loves Wendy's.

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Top Chef: Did You MEAN To Win Top Chef? Jul 02, 2021

Top Chef abandons its cozy confines on THE COAAASST and heads into Oregon wine country for the big finale episode. Who will win? How much will Richard Blais annoy us? And will there be mole? All these pressing questions are answered in our recap!

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RHOBH: Violate Femmes Jul 01, 2021

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally addresses the scandal on everyone's minds. No, not the murky details of Erika Jayne's divorce. We're talking about Sutton leaving a coat in Crystal's room!!! Was Crystal violated? Will Sutton's oversized bow get angry? Will this pressing issue ever be put to bed?

Join us for this urgent recap. Hopefully this storyline won't keep you up at night for hours the way it did for us.

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RHONY: Take the A (hole) Train Jun 30, 2021

The Real Housewives of New York head to Harlem, NY where they learn a bit more about the Black experience. Unfortunately, not everyone (read: Ramona) wants to be educated. Are we really surprised? Also, we finally meet Bershan!

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Below Deck Med: From Duska Til Dawn Jun 29, 2021

Below Deck Med is back, and it's karmic justice time when Sandy's first charter is ruined by her new chef. Will she recover? Will the crew be able to whip together a chefless meal? And will we get to hear from Norma? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shahs of Sunset: Too Late to Shapologize Jun 29, 2021

Shahs of Sunset splits the men and women up for theme bonding nights this week, but Reza is stuck at home with Adam pretending he likes his quicheless quiche. Also, Mike apologizes to Destiney, but will it be Enough? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Family Karma: Sorry Screams to Be the Bloodiest Word Jun 28, 2021

Family Karma has a Halloween party with no ice, but will Monica make up for it for her chilly resistance to a halfhearted apology? Will Vishal jump off a roof? And how bout that Q4? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Top Chef: Don't Fire Your Clam Squad Jun 25, 2021

Part One of the two part Top Chef Portland season finale finds the last three chefs busting open their shells. Who will get crabby and who will clam up? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Dumplings and Desertion Jun 24, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika spins her tale of woe on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and no one dares ask her any questions. They don't need to, cuz there are DUMPLIIIINGS! This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Below Deck Sailing: And the (Dead)beat Goes On Jun 23, 2021

Below Deck Sailing Yacht's second reunion episode puts Bravo's new deadbeat dad on the stand to rub his scalp, sigh, and fail miserably at looking like the good guy in this situation. This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckSailing: I Pita The Fool Jun 23, 2021

On part one of the Below Deck: Sailing Yacht reunion, the cast rehashes all the important issues: pitas, broken transoms, and of course, Alli being the only one on the boat with morals. Plus, Sydney wears a ballgown, and Daisy gets drunk. Cheers!

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Shahs: Trick or Treat (Paulina Badly) Jun 22, 2021

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike loses his mind at Destiney's Halloween party, and we're left wondering how much control PAULINA has in their relationship. Also, Reza still hasn't met BABY SHAAAAAMS!

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FamilyKarma: Excusez Moi! Jun 21, 2021

This week on Family Karma, Vishal finally comes face to face with his mortal enemy: his fiancé Richa. Oh, and Lopa too! Plus Anisha goes on a date, and Monica holds a celebration by the beach.

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RHOBH: Connecting the Dots Jun 17, 2021

It's a double feature today! First we take on The Housewife and the Hustler, a half-baked ABC News Doc on Hulu about Erika Jayne's divorce and scandal. Then we move onto the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where the women play dumb about the Erika news. It's a polka dot explosion of content!

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RHONY: Sit Down, You're Rockin' The Vote Jun 16, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies put on a low-rent pageant, and then later Eboni throws an Election Night 2020 party, leading Sonja to rant about Ramona's performative allyship. Also, we discuss the latest casting updates coming from The Real Housewives of Orange County.

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Below Deck Sailing: Go Service Yourself Jun 16, 2021

Below Deck Sailing Yacht ends its second season with a couple fight, a twenty four hour charter with motor yachties, and Sydney topless again in the hot tub. This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Shahs of Sunset: The Lyin' Kings Jun 15, 2021

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Golnessa throws a really cringe African themed sip' n see (but don't call it that) for her baby, where Vida proceeds to ass shame Destiney before Mike and Reza start screaming at each other over who's the biggest liar (hint: both of you). This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Family Karma: The Great Auntie Walk-Off Jun 14, 2021

Family Karma gives the Aunties some time this week at a Happy Hour that threatens to tear them apart when the conversation turns to their children. Dun dun duunnnnnnnn!! This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Rolling (My Face) On the River Jun 10, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the last day of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe vacation, otherwise known as the last time Erika Jayne is known as anything other than the lady whose husband stole from orphans and widows so she could make music videos rolling around in cash. Sutton and Crystal have another dustup and Rinna tries to make herself the victim of last year's gang up by comparing Denise to a rapist Harry once knew. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHONY: Voter Frights Jun 09, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in the Hamptons this week, and Luann has some trouble getting her foot out of her mouth. Luckily, Leah is there to throw a fit about holla-splaining while Eboni and Sonja form the bond we all needed. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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BelowDeckSailing: Hot Tub Slime Machine Jun 09, 2021

This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Gary winds up in the hot tub with topless Sydney, and Alli is furious... even though she broke things off with him... although, she was doing that to respect Sydney... who seems happy to flirt in front of Alli... even though Gary isn't interested in her... but he's willing to sleep with her to get Alli's attention...

Just the usual messiness on the high seas!

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Shahs: Burden of Spoof (texts) Jun 08, 2021

This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike deflects from his infidelity by accusing Reza and GG of creating "spoof texts" in the pursuit of sabotaging his very special love with Paulina (which was previously sabotaged by Mike's own real texts, but that's neither here nor there). It's all the usual messiness, and we love it.

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TopChef: The Soy Is Mine Jun 07, 2021

On the latest Top Chef, the cheftestants must battle to the death over tofu! Well, it's not really a battle to the death, but blood is drawn. Plus, there's a Quickfire challenge from our DEAR FRIENDS AT CHIPOTLE.

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FamilyKarma: Birthday Bash (your face in) Jun 04, 2021

You guys!! Family Karma is back, and we just love it! The most polite cast to ever appear on reality TV has really let its second season bitch flower bloom: look, there's Brian and Amrit enjoying starfruit! And there's Anisha saying goodbye in a sort of cold way! And is that a pasta station we see?To be fair, Vishal DOES threaten to bash the new guy's face into the ground, but even that's pretty tame by Bravo standards. Love this show and so glad it's back!!

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RHOBH: Shaken, Not Stirred Jun 03, 2021

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe trip continues to crumble for Sutton. First she tries to defend her whole "color blind" thing to mediocre effect. And then she finds herself on the outside of — but not the butt of — a set of pranks at dinner. It's all a hilarious showcase of her neuroses. Plus, Kathy Hilton continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. Why did Bravo keep her from us all these years?

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RHONY: Nude, Lewd, and Rude Jun 02, 2021

This week's Real Housewives of New York is a disaster filled with curry, nude models, and an uncomfortable clash about education and class. It's hilarious, horrifying, and pretty much everything we've come to expect from these women.

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Shahs of Sunset: Confessions of a Shah-ngerous Mind Jun 01, 2021

Mike comes clean about being dirty on this week's Shahs of Sunset. Will Paulina make him pay or get Welcome tattooed on her doormat ass? This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Brian Moylan and The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives May 31, 2021

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Author and Real Housewives Historian Dame Brian Moylan joins us for a chat about his new book The Housewives: The Real Story Behind The Real Housewives. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHONJ: The Final AnaloTre May 28, 2021

Tre still can't understand what the word analogy means in the final reunion of this season's Real Housewives of New Jersey, so Jen covers for her by victim blaming Marge and screeching about evidence of betrayal that never surfaces. Also, we get to see Luis again and wonder where he's keeping the princess. This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHOBH: Two Truths and a Tahoe May 27, 2021

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Lake Tahoe where Erika refuses to open up (again), Sutton begs to get dragged, and Kyle burns salmon. Will Kathy figure out how to plug in a fan? This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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RHONY: Tawdry Hepburn May 26, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Ramona invites Heather Thomson into the lion's den for a Breakfast at Tiffany's-themed dinner party. How does it go? Well, there's curry.

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BelowDeckSailing: Better Chafe Than Sorry May 25, 2021

This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Jean-Luc receives some very good news, and the charter guests continue to fight. Plus, there's a rosé shortage. Sort of. Not really. A little bit? But it's fine. But not.

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#1500 Shahs: Facepalm Springs May 24, 2021

We're celebrating our **1500th** episode by recapping Shahs of Sunset, and while our podcast pales next to a THIRTY YEAR FRIENDSHIP, in many ways, it feels like that's how long we've been doing this. And we still love it! Thanks to everyone who has supported the show — whether it was from episode one or starting today. We love you as much as Mike loves telling lies!

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Top Chef: Dread Table Talk May 24, 2021

It's the most exciting episode of every Top Chef season: Restaurant Wars! Because of the pandemmy, the show had to change things up this year by providing a chef's table experience. One team sets a high watermark for future seasons. The other... well... Come listen to our super-sized recap!

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RHONJ: Sloppy, Joe May 20, 2021

On part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, Marge and Jennifer tussle over who's sloppier, but first Joe Gorga graces the stage with his presence.

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RHOBH: I Nose What You Did Last Season May 20, 2021

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and there's so much to talk about: Crytal, Kathy, goldfish, Halloween injuries. We don't know where to start! Come join us!

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