Sex and the Cidiots

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2.1 Take Me Out To The Ballgame AKA Long Balls Tiny Bat Mar 29, 2019

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SEASON 2 Premiere! We're blowin' up like Carrie's dating life! She's getting over her Big breakup by dating the hot new Yankee, Samantha is STILL dating the guy with the tiny dink, and Charlotte deals with a guy who can't stop grabbing his balls even though he "comes from a good family" and "went to Brown." Jesus, Charlotte. Oh, and Miranda knows a lot of fake baseball stats.

And how about timing: this is the baseball episode, the day after opening day!

We talk about bumping into exes on the street, seeing each other's junk, and Kevin buying Paris Hilton's sex tape for work as an intern.

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Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday and opening theme by Mike Hadge (@hadgetunes)

1.12 Oh Come All Ye Faithful AKA Small Penis and a Big Cry Mar 22, 2019

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SEASON 1 FINALE! Carrie stalks Big's mom and gets introduced as a "friend," Miranda dates "Catholic guy" who is very, very weird about sex and showers, Charlotte gets a "single" fortune, over and over. And Samantha? Well, she's dealing with a small dink, and she is VERY sad about it.

We answer all the big questions, including, will Kevin and Jon FINALLY KISS?! Thanks for listening and let's get season 2, ladies!!!

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Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday

1.11 The Drought AKA Farts and No Sex Mar 15, 2019

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Carrie almost farts her way out of a relationship! This episode could have been called NOT sex and the city.

Jon and Kevin get PERSONAL and talk about their longest personal droughts, and their sleeping preferences, and whether they are in a "fart couple" or a "non-fart couple." There's a "yoga no-sex pervert" who's blue balling Samantha, a rapid-fire HJ, and the quote "Kevin is a sex maniac" happens. Miranda has a super '90s Blockbuster/catcalling incident. Also, Proczak has some of the worst product placement ever. This episode is brought to you by "Tantric Celibacy!" and the sexy Dutch book from Jon's childhood, Xaviera Hollander.

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Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday

1.10 The Baby Shower AKA Samantha's Couch Emporium Mar 08, 2019

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You have sex on that couch, you buy it! A turning point for Sex and the City as a series, a former party girl has moved to the suburbs, is having a baby, and shows our gals how the OTHER side lives. And our gals? They do NOT like it (except Charlotte, for a while).

This one hits home, because JON had a baby and moved to the suburbs, and KEVIN is still drunk and partying in the city. We get deep!

One of our favorite images yet happens in this episode (4 ladies, casually sharing...a single seat? A bed? Hard to tell!), and we have an all time great quote from a guest star.

Oh and a classic NYC move, just hailing a cab to Connecticut!

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Kevin (@kevinmccaff) & Jon @jackperday

1.09 The Turtle and the Hare AKA Vibrators Are Drugs Mar 01, 2019

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Men have been replaced by a sex toy, and you know who does a good impression of that sex toy? JON. This episode is basically alllll C-stories! There's a guy with bad breath named "Turtle," all the ladies are a bunch of dicks at a wedding, and this is really the coming out party for the sex toy called "the Rabbit." Honestly, most of the episode is about vibrators. Oh and Mr. Big doesn't want to get married, OBVIOUSLY.

Jon and Kevin also talk about getting married to each other for a joke, and how they would actually do that, even though they are currently happily married to women. The standard is 100,000 downloads, so, you know, tell a friend.

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Hosts @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

1.08 Three's a Crowd AKA Blow Job of the 90s Feb 22, 2019

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This episode is a lot about three ways! Miranda is the last choice for 3-way buddy among the friends, Carrie finds out Mr. Big was married, and pitches a book about a smoking child to his wife, and everyone who sees Charlotte instantly becomes the horniest person you've ever seen. And Samantha..AVOIDS a three way.

New Cidiot alert: Jon now has a child! This is the first episode since he went full dad. Is he more mature? He roasts a dyslexia benefit, so, YOU BE THE JUDGE.

"3 ways, they're the blowjobs of the 90s."

Also, a cameo by Home Alone's Uncle Frank!

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1.07 The Monagamists AKA Blow-J Propaganda Feb 15, 2019

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Carrie thinks everything is great with Big, until she sees him on a date with another woman, and finds out they do not fit the title of the show: "The Monagamists." And Carrie starts putting her relationship in front of her friendships, or as our guest/Kevin's wife Jaimie says, Carrie puts "Dicks before Chicks."

Outside of that, it's a lot of blow-J talk! Charlotte hates 'em, everyone else loves 'em...to the point where Jaimie wonders who wrote this episode because it seems like propaganda. Spoiler: it was a man.

And Miranda suddenly likes Skippy again once she sees him with another woman, and he pulls an ultimate mid-sex faux pas.

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1.06 Secret Sex AKA We're An Ass Country Feb 08, 2019

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We are joined by our first "guest" - Jon's wife Kristen!

This ep is a lot about people who are hiding someone they're dating, or worrying if they're the one being hidden. The name of the episode? SECRET SEX. But guess what? It's Carrie & Big's FIRST DATE, and Miranda finds a LARGE PORN.

Also covered in this episode: the math you have to do to decide when to have sex, our "secret" people we've dated and tried to hide, and Jon and Kristen agree on the relationship dream: a Cheese Lady.

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1.05 The Power of Female Sex AKA Chez Ballsack Feb 01, 2019

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How "sexy" is this episode? The ladies attempt to eat at a place called BALLSACK (sp?), there's also paintings of lady parts, but really the highlight is us trying to describe Skippy's dong. As a bonus, you get to hear about Jon's "special occasion" underwear.

BESIDES that, thematically, this is about what the episode title says: "The Power of Female Sex." Specifically, he ethics and feelings around using sexuality to your benefit.

This is one of the great "first world problems" episodes - they're too poor to afford/cut the line at the most expensive restaurant in the city! Jon & Kevin talk about getting our credit cards rejected - I guess we're BOTH the Carrie!

Bonus: in the 12th minute, you hear Jon come up with the title of our podcast, off the cuff! And it works!

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1.04 Valley of the 20-something Guys AKA "Mrs. Up The Butt Girl" Jan 25, 2019

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This one is a lot about butt stuff! It's clubbin' time! Carrie dates a 20-something -- even if that 20-something (Timothy Olyphant) now seems like he's just been a DILF forever. There's a bris, some "What ARE we?!" confusion with Mr. Big, and J-o-n Jon is the hottest chef in town. (Samantha is working the restaurant opening, and...other stuff.)

And we ask what everyone's wondering: how good *is* Poodlehead at f*cking? The title is "Valley of the 20-something Guys," and, boy, a 27 in 1998 looks like about a 38 now. And Jon debuts a new segment called "Sex and the Vocabulary." HOT!

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