Sex and the Cidiots

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2.11 Evolution AKA Gay Straight or Straight Gay Jun 07, 2019

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Carrie leaves stuff at Big's place - did we not already do this?! - and he freaks. Miranda's lazy ovary cause problems for her and a gross hairplug guy, Charlotte dates a gay/straight guy or a straight/gay guy, and Samantha tries to dump the man who once dumped her, and proves she has real-ass feelings.

Have Kevin & Jon ever revenge dumped a person? Why is Jon now an official feminist ally, and why is there a #FreeYourShit hashtag? Find out!

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Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday

2.10 The Caste System AKA I Love You And Your Bad Gift May 31, 2019

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Uh oh, it's the big "I love you" episode for Carrie & Big. Miranda tries to buy Steve a suit and it does NOT go well, Samantha deals with a mean / problematic servant, and Charlotte becomes a kind of servant of her own, to a movie star, and comes out as a real anti-working class 1%-er. COOL! Oh and it's STRAIGHT HAIR CARRIE TIME! And you say penguin snatch, I say duck clutch, let's call the whole thing off.

How did Jon & Kevin say I love you for the first time (to other people - like, girls), talk money dynamics in couples, and Steve makes his most unforgivable move: claiming Ray's as the best slice in NYC.

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2.9 Old Dogs, New Dicks AKA Morning Sex VS. Night Sex May 24, 2019

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One big theme of Old Dogs, New Dicks: can you change men? Mr. Big agrees to stay over at Carrie's apartment for the first time, Miranda and Steve try to work out their sex schedule, and Charlotte makes a guy get circumcized.

Jon & Kevin talk Morning Sex vs. Night Sex, women changing or trying to change them, how long they can snuggle for, and what's the deal with circumcision?

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Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday

2.8 The Man The Myth The Viagra AKA Old Ass New D*ck May 17, 2019

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The Man, The Myth, The Viagra, and STEVE SHOWS UP! Steve the Bartender becomes the coolest guy to have Miranda be mean to him yet. Samantha considers boning a super old rich dude. Big calls Carrie his girlfriend for the first time. We also see the worst representation of a comedy club in recent televised history. Also there are relationship myths, and the biggest boner-killing cameo of all time.

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Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday

2.7 The Chicken Dance AKA Deja F*ck May 10, 2019

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It's "The Chicken Dance," but really it's the episode where an interior decorator friend marries Miranda's crush out of nowhere, makes Charlotte her VERY flirty bridesmaid, and gets Carrie to write a poem for her wedding. Big goes with Carrie to the wedding and is a real d-bag the whole time. And Samantha has a Deja F*ck.

Oh and Carrie gets a toothbrush at Big's. Well, not a full toothbrush, they're not married. She gets a toothbrush head. And Jon has a conspiracy theory for the ages! #BigCantRead

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2.6 The Cheating Curve AKA Power Lesbian ELITE May 03, 2019

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This episode is graded on a curve...The Cheating Curve! Carrie gets back with Big, Charlotte tries to join the lesbian Avengers, Miranda is surrounded by porn, and Charlotte deals with a personal trainer who loves NOT doing it. WHAT IS CHEATING?! WHAT IS A POWER LESBIAN ELITE?! WHAT IS A DIAPHRAGM?!

Kevin & Jon cut a promo on allll the other SATC pods, and Kevin takes down "Big Male G-Spot." Jon tells the story of saying "I love you" for the first time, and how he "takes too long to do things"

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Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday

2.5 Four Women and a Funeral AKA #HornyWidows Apr 26, 2019

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A fasion designer dies, the ladies go to a high-profile funeral, and Charlotte gets horny for a widower. Carrie decides life is short, time to go Big (again), Samantha flirts with a rich married guy and almost gets blackballed from NYC social life, and Miranda deals with sexist bullsh*t while buying an apartment and almost CHOKES!

Jon & Kevin talk about getting back with exes after a break, we say "Shippy Shipman a lot," and we grade sex slang (it's mostly bad).

Last episode had a Bradley Cooper appearance, and this one? Leo Dicaprio...KIND OF.

This episode is (unofficially) brought to you by a weird boxed wine that claims to be big, dark, and jammy.

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Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday

2.4 They Shoot Single People Don't They AKA Single and FAKING IT Apr 19, 2019

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Kevin McCaffrey and "Podcast Daddy" Jon Daly are NOT "faking it" in the episode titled "They Shoot Single People, Don't They" which features Miranda spurring a conversation about faking orgasms, Carrie lands a BAD magazine cover, Samantha gets played, and Charlotte bags a man to do "man stuff," temporarily. Jon also brings some SERIOUS research to tell us about the movie this episode title is based on!

Guest stars include Mark Feuerstein, "Wall Street Seinfeld" and oh yeah, BRADLEY F'N COOPER.

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2.3 The Freak Show AKA Mr. P***y Apr 12, 2019

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Jon wanted Carrie to play the field, and Sex And The City LISTENED! Carrie dates "NUMEROUS FREAKS," and becomes a freak herself! We talk: sex music playlists, dealbreakers, and what cosmetic surgery we'd get. And Samantha eats her first BIG MAC!

Is there someone named "Mr. Pussy" in this episode? There is. There's also "sexy lawyer talk." Also WHAT'S IN THE SECRET BOX!

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Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday

2.2 The Awful Truth AKA Dirty Talk 101 Apr 05, 2019

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Advising friends to break up with their significant others? Dicey! Most unrealistic thing about this ep? No guy doesn't know the size of his d*ck. The BIG problem in this episode is a genuinely abusive husband who Kevin & Jon wanna beat up. YIKES. Smaller problems include Carrie getting caught having to advise a breakup, Miranda trying dirty talk, Charlotte hanging out with a dog she doesn't even really like, and the smallest problem? Samantha's guy's dick. STILL. This completes the trilogy of small dink episodes for Sam. RIP tiny.

In fun news: there are some nips in this one!

Have YOU ever recommended a friend dump their significant other? EMAIL US THE STORY!

And finally, WHY SO MUCH JAZZ?!?

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Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday

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