Sex and the Cidiots

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3.13 Escape From New York AKA Stamp Dick & LA Trip Oct 25, 2019

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The ladies go Hollywood! There's a dildo model for Samantha, an insane actual Matthew McConaughey for Carrie, Miranda drugs her cat, talks to a Dique and rips her shirt off on a mechanical bull. Charlotte tries putting stamps on Trey's deal, and she gets...a happy delivery? Kind of.

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

3.12 Don't Ask, Don't Tell AKA Carrie Tells At Literal Worst Time Oct 18, 2019

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To admit to cheating or not admit to cheating? That is Carrie's question. Charlotte gets married to a guy she hasn't *really* slept with, and gets into a fight with Samantha about bridesmaid dresses. Miranda downgrades her job so weak men aren't scared off by her, and Agent Coulson pretends he's a doctor so she'll be into him.

Kevin and Jon talk about times they cheated (academically).

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3.11 Running With Scissors AKA The One Where Carrie Gets Caught Oct 11, 2019

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Carrie drops a little Chucky Dicks quote on us: "It was the best of times (cheating with Big), it was the worst of times (cheating with Big...also Aidan's there, we guess). She starts rolling out the news of her affair with Big to the rest of her friends. Charlotte gets her bridezilla on, and Miranda is attracted to a man who is a sandwich. Samantha gets an AIDS test -- comedy, people! And Blimpie's says EAT ME.

Was Carrie the original Tony Soprano? We discuss! Do we fanfic a Sopranos / SATC crossover? You bet your ass we do! And Jon adds Aidan's 'sexy noises' to his ong list of impressions.

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

3.10 All Or Nothing AKA Rules of Cheating & The Gig Economy Oct 04, 2019

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So you can cheat on someone UNTIL they say "I love you," you CAN put a literal price on love, you can get cheated on during phone sex, and it's hard to get you a man who can do both (hold your hand AND f*ck). Also they basically invent Netflix and Postmates in this episode, and there's hella sweaty sex flashbacks. Carrie and Big cheat, that's the main thing.

We also talk about what a man's greatest fear is. And is love an ACTUAL addiction? What about prenups?

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3.9 Easy Come Easy Go AKA Funky Spunk and Mr. Big Problem Sep 27, 2019

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Oh boy, Carrie and Big really did it this time! At the end of the episode, at least, after an elevator scene that did not age well! Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha says the greatest phrase we've ever heard a Samantha voice say: "funky tasting spunk," and really goes into detail about BJ talk. Also, maybe the most annoying exchange in history, at the Manhattan Furniture Expo about something called a "booth bitch."

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

3.8 The Big Time AKA Everything BUTT Girl and Little Baby Steve Sep 20, 2019

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In a new development, Kevin and Jon recommend actually WATCHING this episode! That's how good it was! SO many soundbites, and literal BIG developments. Charlotte "everything-but-girl" thinks she may have found "the One" in Trey, Samantha thinks she's menopausin', Steve is a real baby about wanting babies, and it leads to a moment even JON calls "emotional." Big wants Carrie back bad...kinda.

Can having sex too quickly ruin a good thing? How little do we know about birth control? And honestly, how did Steve get so dumb?

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

3.7 Drama Queens AKA Sex On Drugs Sep 13, 2019

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Carrie's dating Aidan and things are going...TOO well. At least until Big shows up. Miranda and Steve might be...TOO comfortable (#SkidmarkSteve), and Charlotte meets Trey. Samantha gets addicted to the V(iagra).

Do you need some "drama" in a relationship to make it good? What drugs have you had sex on? What's Rudy's in NYC? How important is the "stomach flip"?

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

3.6 Are We Sluts? AKA What's Your "Number" Sep 06, 2019

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Kevin & Jon are joined by their best lady friend, guest co-host Elizabeth Kuchta Deichl for a very special episode: "Are We Sluts?" (Spoiler, we are!)

Aidan sends mixed sex/no sex signals to Carrie, including a REALLY weird bath, Miranda gets Chlamydia, one of Samantha's not-so-gentlemanly callers lets in a robber, and she gets shunned all the way to the Meat Packing district, and Charlotte has a guy who blacks out and then VERY dirty talks.

What's your "number"? Who counts as your "numbers"? ARE we sluts?! Is the "friend zone" a thing? How fast should you make a move, dude?!

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

3.5 No Ifs, Ands, or Butts AKA Aidan Shows Up! Aug 30, 2019

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BIG NEWS: Carrie meets Aidan! We haven't seen this show before, but even we know this is a big deal. Samantha dates a black man whose chef sister disapproves, and Charlotte has a good date until the guy tries to swallow her face. Maybe the biggest news is that Carrie kind of tries to quit smoking? Do we even KNOW her anymore? Oh and Steve takes the worst looking half court basketball shot of all time and needs Miranda to support him, dammitt.

What are your dealbreakers? For Aidan, it's smoking, and Kevin & Jon talk about theirs.

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

3.4 Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl AKA Gender Talk Didn't Age Well! Aug 23, 2019

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Maybe this Sex and the City episode didn't age well, but at least it had Alanis Morissette! Carrie's into someone who likes both guys & gals, and her response is basically: whaaaaaaaat?!?! Samantha fires an employee so she can f*ck him, Miranda deals with a clingy, space-invading Steve, and Charlotte dresses like a BOY! Ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen and ladies, this episode is all about gender stuff!

Also: what's your side of the bed, and what hand are you better at "doing stuff" with?

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Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday

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