Sex and the Cidiots

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4.5 Ghost Town AKA Steve's Bar and Bunny In The Bed Jan 03, 2020

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Happy New Year, and Jon is back to talk Ghost Town! But don't worry, he gets a few squirting thoughts in too. Carrie & Miranda's exes are apparently best friends and business partners now, as Aidan & Steve open a bar. Miranda has an ACTUAL ghost, maybe? Samantha takes a million baths, and has to deal with aggressive f-buddies. Charlotte fights with Bunny again and there's a lot of talk about rock hard...beds.

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4.4 What's Sex Got To Do With It AKA Squirts, Jazz and Eating Trash Dec 27, 2019

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For "What's Sex Got To Do With It," Samantha gets sexually lectured by Maria, Miranda eats trash and is sexually attracted to baked goods, and Carrie does a SECOND episode with annoying jazz guy who apparently is great at banging. We are missing one Jon Daly, but joined by three others: returning guests Jaimie McCaffrey & Elizabeth Deichl, and new friend Nick Pride.

Inspired by jazz sex, we also talk about the worst things we've put up with during sex. Carrie has to be in love to orgasm, and jazz guy has sex weird.

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4.3 Defining Moments AKA Jazz, Public Sex & Toilets Dec 20, 2019

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It's all about DTR this episode: defining the relationship. Carrie starts dating an annoying Jazz guy, and has friend dates with Big. Charlotte and Trey start doing it literally all over town, and Samantha gets involved with Maria, who is a GIRL! And Miranda takes an even harder swerve in her dating life, and starts seeing Jim Gaffigan. Hey folks, close the door when you sh*t!

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4.2 The Real Me AKA Carrie, the Model Dec 13, 2019

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Carrie goes modeling! Samantha has a sexy nude photoshoot, Charlotte has a depressed vagina (medical diagnosis). Miranda gets hit on at the gym and is mystified by it. The theme today: how do we see ourselves? Also it's guest star central: Heidi Klum, Ed freakin' Koch. Tony Hale, Alan Cumming, Margaret Cho, Mario Cantone and godforsaken Frank Rich all appear. Kevin and Jon go in depth to tell THEIR stories about working as two very different kinds of professional models.

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4.1 The Agony and The Ex-tacy AKA Turning 35 Sucks Dec 06, 2019

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Carrie has the saddest 35th birthday party ever in the season 4 debut. Hey, Sex and the City gals - take a friggin' subway! Miranda kills at a party with self-deprecating material, which makes Carrie mad for some reason. Charlotte talks boners with Trey, who adds a new entry to his laundry list of #sexproblems. Everyone talks soulmates. Oh, and Samantha's horny for a monk. But it's mostly about these friends and Carrie's messed up birthday (until the end, at least). Jon brings us a fun fact about one of our sars, and we now stan a #LiverpoolCleopatra.

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3.18 Cock A Doodle Do! AKA Wake Ups & Break Ups Nov 29, 2019

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The season 3 finale is a bunch of wake-up calls: for Carrie, it's the rooster literally outside her window. For Samantha, it's loud transexuals (their words!) in the street, who give us the dirtiest quote yet. It's also about moving on: how guys and girls move on from breakups differently, and Miranda and Carrie bump into Steve and Aidan with their new girlfriends. Charlotte is dealing with the end of her marriage to Trey, and Carrie meets up with Big again, which leads to her biggest fight yet with Miranda.

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3.17 What Goes Around Comes Around AKA Relationship Karma Nov 22, 2019

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Carrie gets mugged! Samantha does a really pushy college virgin! Miranda has too much liquid confidence with a "hot dude"! And Charlotte separates from her soft husband...after an awakening with a hot gardener.

Carrie & Samantha Jones go to another Sam Jones's college party, and there's a lot of talk about "Relationship Karma," as Carrie harasses Natasha into the worst apology of all time. At least it ends in a pretty badass Natasha smackdown.

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3.16 Frenemies AKA I'm A Sexual Person, Trey! Nov 15, 2019

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Kevin and Jon go INSTAGRAM LIVE for this episode (follow us @sexandthecidiots!) . Miranda has a guy literally die before their first date, then hooks up with Carrie's ex at a wake. Charlotte & Samantha fight about sex, and Carrie teaches a seminar on how/where to meet men at the Learning Annex that goes awry. We talk about how guys get ready for first dates & Miranda's first date. Samantha finds a Southern, hornier version of herself, and Charlotte finds friends that are even more prude than she can handle. And an email from our friend who was an extra in one of these scenes!

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3.15 Hot Child In The City AKA Rebecca & Scooner Nov 08, 2019

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Samantha is hired by a 13 year old Kat Dennings to plan a fancy bat mitzvah that has EVERYTHING, Miranda gets braces, Carrie hangs with a weed smokin' comic book guy who lives with his parents, and Charlotte and Trey set up a date between Rebecca and Scooner, which gets derailed by JUGGS. This episode is a lot about going back to your youth: passing notes, getting braces, smokin' doobies, etc. Kid stuff!

And how long do you have to live in NYC before you're a "New Yorker"? And we reveal Jon's REAL past as a nude model.

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3.14 Sex And Another City AKA Vince Vaughn & Accidental Brazilians Nov 01, 2019

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Carrie accidentally goes Brazilian, which apparently was SHOCKING in 2000, and then she hooks up with Vince Vaughn who is NOT playing Vince Vaughn. Miranda's ex "Letterman Lou" has rage and chewing issues, and Samantha meets Hugh Hefner and heads to the Playboy Mansion.

Jon & Kevin talk about the times they went to LA to go to the Emmys because they're BIG TIME SHOWBIZ PEOPLE. Who was your first celebrity crush? And would you get a heart attack if it meant getting boners? #JonHasNoButt

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