I Am The Cute One

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Krampus (The Cuties Love Melanie Lynskey!) Dec 08, 2025

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Don't get tricked by Chelsea's football uniform; the Cute Ones aren't covering Rudy this week - their holiday movie line up has begun, and this week, it's Krampus! Chelsea had major issues with the parenting in this movie, but not as much as she had a problem with horror films, in general. Important question: what fun toy can Donny get for a 5 month old that he can also play with? But more important question: when did Columbus sail the ocean blue?

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TGIF 12/5/25: The Cuties are NOT Role Models! Dec 05, 2025

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The Holiday w/ Ryan Sichelstiel (The Cuties Love Foreplay!) Dec 01, 2025

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This episode originally aired 12/18/22.

To cover "The Holiday," Ryan Sichelstiel (@rysic) signs up to do a house swap of his own, but finds he'll be staying in Hell as he spends the hour with a flu-ridden Chelsea and Donny, who are hopped up on NyQuil and hot toddies, respectively. White Lotus-inspired fan theories, fat holes, Viagra sponsorships, and Imogeon Heap sing-a-longs are brought up in the duo's sickness-induced haze. Also, Donny may be the main character of his life, but that main character turns out to be a sociopath when he shares his favorite (made up) celebrity conspiracy theory. Last, the Cuties submit the craziest things they've done for love.

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TGIF 11/28/25: The Cuties Smoke the Devil's Lettuce with Bob the Drag Queen! Nov 28, 2025

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(Stick around for the end for a special update from Donny!)

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Life-Size (The Cuties Keep Picking Up the Field Mice and Bopping Them on the Head!) Nov 24, 2025

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TGIF 11/21/25: The Cuties Speak Labubu! Nov 21, 2025

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The First Wives Club w/ @Lucyontheground (The Cuties Eat Tuna Fish!) Nov 17, 2025

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TGIF 11/14/25: The Cuties Decorate for Christmas! Nov 14, 2025

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Cuties, do you want to hear about our dreams? If not, Chelsea may break up with you on a golf course. What we do want to hear about is Lea Michele stealing the roles from childhood friends. Scott Kelly, if you need a job, send the Cute Ones an email. Stephanie Sanchez needs an assistant. Gatekeep. Girl boss. Shin kick.

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Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (The Cuties C-U-P!) Nov 10, 2025

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The Cute Ones are cathargic this week as they cover the Karen Goldberg movie that everyone needs, Sister Act 2. The duo reminisce about middle school pranks, discuss what food they could eat every day, and plan the opening for their live show. Also, why was Delores needed at the school in this movie? Victor, did we mess anything up? If not, we promise to wake up and pay attention next time.

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TGIF 11/7/25: The Cuties Howl at the Moon! Nov 07, 2025

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Chelsea almost unalived by a bee and got caught in a shootout this week and Donny looked like James Corden in the Cats movie, but they’re both here now to cover this week’s hottest headlines: the Dodgers won the World Series, Carly Rae Jepsen is pregnant, Jessica Lange announced her return to American Horror Story, and Zohran Mamdani became the Mayor-Elect of New York City! Also, Chelsea and Donny talk about what they do best: the moon (Chelsea) and Luigi Mangione (Donny).

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