I Am The Cute One

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TGIF 10/3/25: The Cuties Live Like a Showgirl! Oct 03, 2025

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B*A*P*S (The Cuties Want to Know Which Celebrity You've Been Told You Look Like!) Sep 29, 2025

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Donny and Chelsea are covering the cult classic that Roger Ebert called "jaw droppingly bad" - B*A*P*S, starring the AWARD WINNING ACTRESS, Halle Berry (although Chelsea doesn't think she should be). The duo hope to win a contest - white t-shirt or otherwise, but they'll settle for a $4 cocktail or a glass of toilet water. Happy Belated Bi Visibility Day! Where are the abs?

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TGIF 9/26/25: The Cuties Get Raptured! Sep 26, 2025

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Chelsea is at a funeral, and maybe we're celebrating yours because it's the I AM THE CUTE ONE RAPTURE SPECIAL! If you plan on being raptured, please send us your bank account information and let us sublet your apartment. With everyone raptured, at least we'll still get the Wicked press tour because... well...

Also, we get a Aunt Becky reveal!

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SE7EN (The Cuties Get into Journaling!) Sep 22, 2025

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WHAT'S IN THE BOX?! A head. And what's in this episode? A lot of chaos.

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TGIF 9/19/25: The Cuties Know What You Did Last Summer Sep 19, 2025

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Donny had phone issues this week, and Chelsea had math problems. But they're here now, with Aunt Becky on the way, and they're talking about Jen Affleck's Dunkin commercial and I Know What You Did Last Summer. Who are we fxcking up this time?

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To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (The Cuties Shart on Nancy Kerrigan!) Sep 15, 2025

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"To Wong Foo" - famously not an action movie (or maybe not so famously? Ask Dr. Bald) , but one of Patrick Swayze's many "f** stuff" movies - is what the Cute Ones are covering this week. Thank you, Patreon Cuties! They discuss what they'd do before ever inviting strangers on road trips, America's Next Top Butthole, and the best songs from Barney the Dinosaur.

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TGIF 9/12/25: The Cuties Are Stinky Cheese Men! Sep 12, 2025

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It may not be summer camp in Maryland, but Arbie the Robot joins the Cute Ones to discuss the horrors of escape rooms, the dentist, bike riding, and eating crabs with your hands.

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Now and Then (The Cuties Take a Stand Against Ice Cream Trucks!) Sep 08, 2025

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Donny was late to this episode because he was lusting after baseball players, but the Cute Ones are here now, covering the tribute to girlhood, "Now and Then" (even though Roger Ebert hated it). HANDS UP FOR BONNIE HUNT!

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Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood

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TGIF 9/5/25: The Cuties Root for Cardi B! Sep 05, 2025

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TGILF, Cuties! Donny and Chelsea are live on Youtube on Fridays now, and - shocker - Donny spent this week crying while Chelsea didn't shame the Devil because she's been watching TikTok soap operas about triplets getting new eyes. Or something. Also, Cardi B remains a gem and so much happened in the world of reality TV.

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Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood

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Beethoven's 2nd (The Cuties Are SO BACK!) Sep 01, 2025

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The Cute Ones are so back, and to ring in a new season - it’s Beethoven’s 2nd! So get the damn dawgs and cozy up to listen to this episode where Chelsea and Donny talk about unneutered balls, inflation prices on McDonald’s breakfasts, what dogs eat, Helen Keller (naturally), and most importantly - five little monkeys jumping on the bed. Also, trigger warning for this CHILDREN'S MOVIE: SA.

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TikTok: cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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