I Am The Cute One

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TGIF 7/25/25: The Cuties Bite Their HR Rep! Jul 25, 2025

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Donny's fourth viewing of "I Know What You Did Last Summer" was a success that led him to do some science while Chelsea has been executing Netflix fashion shows in her living room. Also, both of the Cute Ones read (very different) books this week, and a woman bit her co-workers. Happy Friday!

TIMESTAMPS

0:00 intro

1:30 i still know what you did last summer / sarah michelle geller vs. jennifer love hewitt

6:30 donny’s time with college friends / being a boat boy

11:15 chelsea navigating dementia in her family

RECOMMENDATIONS

16:20 parvati’s book (nice girls win: how i burned it all down to claim my power)

19:42 discovery of witches / shadow of night

HEADLINES

21:25 coldplay kiss cam

22:30 911 drama / ryan guzman sucks

26:30 serial biter is fired from law firm

28:30 donny is worried about mixing friend groups / acting right

CUTIE OF THE WEEK

32:30 trisha paytas / katy perry’s butterfly

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Summer Blockbuster Series: R.L. Stine's One Day at HorrorLand (The Cuties Feel Special Feelings on the Pirate Ship!) Jul 21, 2025

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TGIF 7/18/25: The Cuties Hate Love Island! Jul 18, 2025

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Chelsea and Donny are back - after using ChatGPT, paying off debt, visiting the Rainforest Cafe, and having nightmares about Donny’s mom. The Cute Ones talk about Big Brother 27, the I Know What You Did Last Summer feud, and the rules of UNO. Also, you’re probably intolerable if you talk about Love Island on Threads.

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Summer Blockbuster Series: Soapdish w/ Eric Williams (The Cuties Love Dr. Evil!) Jul 14, 2025

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TGIF 7/11/25: The Cuties Give Unqualified Advice! Jul 11, 2025

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Summer Blockbuster Series: Sucker Punch (The Cuties Learn About Feminism!) Jul 07, 2025

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TGIF 7/4/25: The Cuties Talk About Sinners! Jul 04, 2025

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Happy 4th of July!

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The Happening w/ Tom Hamlett (The Cuties Learn Physics!) Jun 30, 2025

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Tom Hamlett joins the Cute Ones to recap a movie that leaves you asking “What… is happening?”, The Happening. Besides talking about plants or whatever, Donny admits to lying about… almost everything and Chelsea talks about robots coming for us (yet again). The three also dive into the best dessert to have an affair with. Can’t blame us for wanting to play a science teacher!

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TGIF 6/27/25: The Cuties Blow Their Work Husband! Jun 27, 2025

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Well. Chelsea opens this episode with a break down, and Donny graces us with one halfway through the episode, so maybe it's time for a day of rest for the Cute Ones. But before we get there, Chelsea is watching bunnies roll through hay on Netflix and her daughters find love while Donny is watching teenagers relapse in Beverly Hills. Also, if you have a child with a man, watch out for AI, and if you're Florida-bound, watch out for the (female) mosquitos!

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Love & Basketball (The Cuties Think They Can Dance!) Jun 23, 2025

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Good for U, Cuties! Chelsea and Donny are back - although Donny’s voice is not - to cover “Love and Basketball” and to uncover Chelsea’s background in sports. The Cute Ones talk about… all kinds of things and nothing at all, as Donny is working off of 4 hours of sleep and Chelsea is working off of 5. If you think the two are normally barely hanging on, wait until you hear this episode.

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