I Am The Cute One

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TGIF 5/16/25 (w/ Fixing Famous People): The Cuties Piss Off Chris Franjola! May 16, 2025

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Donny and Chelsea waste no time shooting the elephants in the room (and they don’t include breakaway pants), and then Chelsea teaches an etiquette course before Chris DeRosa and Dominick Pupa of “Fixing Famous People” Podcast join them. The quartet discuss the trailer to Ryan Murphy (and Kim Kardashian’s) “All’s Fair,” Sonja Morgan’s dinner, and the logistics of one woman shows. Also - shit has officially been talked about Donny and Chelsea. (All press is good press!)

TIMESTAMPS

INTRO

3:30 donny’s new tattoo

6:00 health update

9:00 donny’s dating adventures, chelsea’s PI business & etiquette lessons

12:30 celebrity sightings

16:00 “forever” tv show

FIXING FAMOUS PEOPLE

19:00 renee rapp/leann rimes check in

21:30 ryan murphy’s “all’s fair”

26:00 sonja morgan’s latest oopsie/chris and dominic’s inside scoop on the housewives

34:00 cuties of the week

38:00 chris franjola talked shit about us?

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What Lies Beneath (The Cuties Summon a Demon!) May 12, 2025

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TGIF 5/9/25: The Cuties Harvest Pumpkins! May 09, 2025

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The patriarchy is alive and unwell, and Donny has found a way to survive another week without being cancelled. Meanwhile, Chelsea is singing Katy Perry, learning Spanish, and recovering from a Descendants birthday party. Also recovering are the guests of the Million Lives Conference and anybody who watched Another Simple Favor. And remember, Cuties: wear whatever the f you want!

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While You Were Sleeping w/ Danny Murphy (The Cuties Drink Cough Drop Martinis!) May 05, 2025

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Your stockings are hung by the chimney with care, visions of sugarplums danced through your heads; now complete your holiday morning by listening to a recap of everyone's favorite Christmas movie that came out in April, "While You Were Sleeping!" Danny Murphy, the eyes and lips behind ⁠@kashmeredanny⁠, starts the episode by giving Chelsea a recipe for a new holiday cocktail and Donny laments over business models he's too late to cash in on. Also, Chelsea and Danny pop Donny's bubble about which days of the year are safe. Then, Chelsea goes on many rants including - but not limited to - the 90s villainizing the other woman, her children's art, mistletoe, and... this entire movie. Finally, Donny is not a hero.

This episode originally aired 12/25/2022.

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TGIF 5/2/25: The Cuties Scratch Their Balls! May 02, 2025

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White Chicks (The Cuties Get Dutch Ovened!) Apr 28, 2025

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The Cute Ones are ending Morally Corrupt Month with White Chicks, the movie that aged the worst out of the bunch (maybe the voters at the MTV Movie Award knew what they were talking about). Roger Ebert may have hated it, but Donny and Chelsea had the time of their lives, with Chelsea being moved to tears and Donny... not getting the main joke. Besides the movie, they weigh in about dutch ovens, GrubHub, diarrhea, and why you have to be problematic when TLC is involved.

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TGIF 4/25/25: The Cuties Have Broken Thumbs & STIs! Apr 25, 2025

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This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc! Go to Zocdoc.com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today!

Donny’s got a new doctor… and a new diagnosis. The good news? Chelsea (who is not in a fur vest) saw “Oh, Mary!” and has a retraction from (incorrect) education she spewed a few weeks ago. More good news? The Cute Ones hung out this week, and they visited… a landfill? All in the same week that the Pope passed and Sarah Michelle Gellar signed to return to the big screen! Also, Dr. Bald is hot and will take a picture with you on the street (there’s proof on the Patreon if you don’t believe us)!

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What's Eating Gilbert Grape (The Cuties Manifest a Live Show!) Apr 21, 2025

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The Cute Ones are here to answer a very important question this week: what IS eating Gilbert Grape? Donny and Chelsea aren’t sure, but they ARE sure that Arnie knows a secret (and that Donny shouldn’t do his Arnie impression in public). Besides the movie, the two discuss alliteration, vegans’ opinions on bug deaths, Chelsea’s new vocal stem, and their favorite water towers.

This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc: go to Zocdoc.com/CUTE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today!

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Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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TGIF 4/18/25: The Cuties Do a Book Report! Apr 18, 2025

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The Cute Ones discuss the latest book in the Hunger Games universe, Sunrise on the Reaping! Also, should Big Dick Donny get a toupee?

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Titanic VHS 2 w/ Mummy Dearest (The Cuties Goon Until They Die!) Apr 14, 2025

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Happy April 14, Cuties! To celebrate (is that the right word?) the 113th anniversary of the Titanic sinking, Donny and Chelsea are pairing up with the chaotic minds of Zach and Sloane, hosts of the Mummy Dearest podcast. The four discuss why cruises are the perfect vacation, why your friends shouldn't do their own thing on group trips, and what they'd do if they had 2.5 hours to live. Also, remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to kidnap children?

This is a crossover event covering Titanic. To listen to coverage from the first VHS, listen to Mummy Dearest!

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