I Am The Cute One

Latest Episodes:

Cutie Commute 10/19/26: The Cuties Say "That's Beautiful! Now, Shut Up!!!!" Oct 19, 2026

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TGIF 10/16/26 (w/ Kendrick Tucker): Todrick Hall Terrorizes Broadway, Kelly Clarkson Tries to Buy a Bird, Julia Stiles Does THE DANCE on DWTS, Christy Carlson Romano is a Freak... & More! Oct 16, 2026

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What a WEEK! When Selma Blair wasn't biting people, Kelly Clarkson was causing commotion with Brooklyn art stores and Todrick Hall was producing off-Broadway musicals that has its viewers confused and riled up. And all of this while Julia Stiles is recreating the iconic Save the Last Dance routine on Dancing With the Stars and hot Brazilian men are protesting... something?! Thank GOD @withKendrickTucker is here to break it all down with Chelsea and Donny.

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Cutie Commute 10/12/26: The Cuties Need Rebecca Yarros Fans to GET A LIFE! Oct 12, 2026

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Donny and Chelsea's weeks consisted of Mackenzie Ziegler and Joey Fatone in &Juliet, a 7th Heaven reunion, the Wicker trailer at Samantha Bush's housewarming party, and most importantly... Threshing Day!

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TGIF 10/6/26 (w/ Samantha Bush): Sister Wives, Andrew Tate, Rasputin, Threshing Day, the Congo River Basin.... & More! Oct 09, 2026

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It's a crisp fall day, and to celebrate, Samantha Bush (@bravohistorian) joins Donny and Chelsea to discuss all of the television you should be watching: The Golden Ticket, Coven Academy, Ted Lasso, Sister Wives, and The Diplomat. They also dive into Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes' marriage license and Sam gives boots on the ground reporting from the Page Six Virtual RealiTea Awards.

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Cutie Commute 10/5/26: The Cuties Go By Jonathan! Oct 05, 2026

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TGIF 10/2/26 (w/ Noor of The Reality Is): Taylor Swift's Patient Zero, Secular Hijabs, Britney Spears Biopic Casting News.... & More! Oct 02, 2026

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After a long week, Noor is here to discuss the A Different World sequel, Taylor Swift's new songs in her Life of a Showgirl era, the death of Mr. Belding, the lesbian mask mandate, rumors of Sydney Sweeney playing Britney Spears, and Tom Cruise's performance in Interview with a Vampire.

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Cutie Commute 9/28/26: The Cuties are Pee-Maxxing! Sep 28, 2026

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TGIF 9/25/26 (w/ Taria of WEIGO Podcast): RHOSLC, Traitors New Blood, Channing Tatum's Burner Account, Freaky Cabybaras... & More! Sep 25, 2026

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Cutie Commute 9/21/26: The Cuties Thought of You While Plunging Their Toilet! Sep 21, 2026

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Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

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TGIF 9/18/26 (w/ Kelli Williams): Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, The Valley, Dancing with the Stars, Hyrox Poop Explosion.... & More! Sep 18, 2026

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TGIF, Cuties! Kelli Williams (@laguna_biotch) is here, thank God, because Donny is in the ticketing queue for JoJo and may not be fully present for today's conversation. Especially when she and Chelsea talk Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and Below Deck.

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