I Am The Cute One

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TGIF 4/11/25: The Cuties Fight Fruit Flies! Apr 11, 2025

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What Women Want (The Cuties Hate Blue Balls!) Apr 07, 2025

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TGIF 4/4/25: The Cuties Have Their First REAL Fight! Apr 04, 2025

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Chelsea had PMS this week and decided to channel her womanly rage into a fight with Donny about Garcelle Beauvais and Lisa Rinna, even though they're aligned on loving one and hating the other. Something else they can agree on: it's Noor's, friend of the pod, fault. The two also compare their weekends, and Donny's was... traumatic, to say the least. Then, they discuss Million Dollar Secret on Netflix, where God's Country is, hating April Fool's Day, and podcast icon, Suni Williams, hating her husband. Also, is it okay to call your friend a warthog?

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Veronica Mars Pilot (The Cuties Want Dax Shepard to Shut Up!) Mar 31, 2025

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Donny Appreciation Month has come to an end, and the Cute Ones are Marshmallows, Veronica Mars. That’s right - on this movie podcast, Donny and Chelsea are covering… a television pilot. And also “A Walk to Remember” for about three minutes. The two also compare the relationship with Veronica and her father to the ghastly duo of Lorelai and Rory Gilmore, plan future Halloween costumes, and vent about a “I hate a secret” b*tch.

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TGIF 3/28/25: The Cuties Refuse to Fill Out a Survey! Mar 28, 2025

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Chelsea is hungover from being vulnerable but Donny is NOT hungover from last week (because he knows his body and doesn’t take shots!). In reality TV news, Garcelle has announced her departure from RHOBH and E! Online has announced their (very wrong) lineup of best Housewives. Also, it must be a day that ends in “Y” because fake casting for “The Traitors” is making its way around the internet, and the Cute Ones are livid. If you’re excited for Donny’s birthday, please fill out the survey!

See E's ranking of Real Housewives HERE!

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Moulin Rouge (The Cuties Die of Consumption!) Mar 24, 2025

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Is Moulin Rouge, the movie about dying in a brothel, appropriate for children? The Cute Ones figure it out! They also get to the bottom of what it’s like being buried in a Pringles can and who comes up with ideas for strip routines. Then, Chelsea and Lil’ Herpes discuss consumption. A lot.

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TGIF 3/21/25: The Cuties Are NOT Cats! Mar 21, 2025

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Chelsea is looking great on her new computer, and her mental health is refreshed after her meeting with @LilMissPetPsychic and her dog/bear, and Donny is refreshed after getting a full body massage from a Boxers bartender and being stuck in an elementary classroom for an hour. They also discuss THEE episode of 9-1-1 (Give Jennifer Love Hewitt an Emmy!), Donny’s voice notes during surprise bowel movements, and George Bush (allegedly) used to put tampons up his butt to pretend to be a cat.

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Country Strong w/ Kelli Williams of Beyond the Blinds (The Cuties Cheat in Math Class!) Mar 17, 2025

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We got married in a fever, Cuties, and we did so with Kelli Williams (@laguna_biotch) of Beyond the Blinds by covering the (non) Oscar-sweeping Leighton Meester film, Country Strong. While not the darkest movie the Cute Ones have ever covered, the trio do go to low places (much like Leighton’s friends in this movie!) They also discuss the magic of Gwyneth, Donny’s dreams of a lavender wedding, and Chelsea’s kin being Snow White for the dead. When you’re finished listening to this episode, stream Nashville!

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TGIF 3/14/25: The Cuties LOVE Tom Sandoval! Mar 14, 2025

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Buckle up, Cuties, because you’re about to be hit with a lot of information today - mostly about this season of The Traitors, but also about the birthdays in Donny’s family. Also this week, Chelsea saw The Substance, Donny saw Redwood on Broadway, and Southwest Airlines got rid of their checked bags. (The Legally Blonde prequel was not announced this week.)If you’re excited, feel free to shit yourself. Donny did.

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Mommie Dearest w/ Quin Lamar (The Cuties Monetize Divorce!) Mar 10, 2025

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The episode you’ve been waiting for is finally here, Cuties! Ex-husband to the stars, Joan Crawford stan, and co-host of The Official Marvel Podcast, Quin Lamar (@thequinlamar), is BACK and ready to give every detail… about Joan Crawford and the cult classic, Mommie Dearest. Besides being their most educational episode, the Cuties also get into their mommy (and daddy) issues, Donny’s dreams of cleaning celebrity toilets, and which celebrities haven’t talked about Joan Crawford to the press. Stay tuned for “The Divorce Podcast” coming soon. Also coming soon: Chelsea’s doctor appointment to take care of her little hair ball.

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