I Am The Cute One

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TGIF 1/31/25: The Cuties Sob in Public! Jan 31, 2025

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The Cute Ones were not at a place of LOL this week, but they tried their best to giggle their way through their weeks (including vet visits, communion, and as always - Big Brother Express). They do their best (or worst) Christopher Walken impressions and discuss old people technology, the night shifts of Epcot Center employees, and magazine covers. Also, if Chelsea's week wasn't bad enough - she found her grandparents' porn music.

Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you.

Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org

The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org

LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com

Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org

Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com

DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org

LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters

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Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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The One I Love (The Cuties Pronounce Words!) Jan 27, 2025

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Roger Ebert is dead, and the Cute Ones do their best to apply for his job. But Donny doesn’t need Rog’s job to talk poorly about this week’s movie, “The One I Love” (Don’t worry - he hasn’t heard of it, either.) Along the way, they discuss Chelsea’s ability to be the final girl, guest books in vacation homes, cuckolding, and ugly people on OKCupid. How’s that for predictabilality?

Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you.

Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org

The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org

LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com

Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org

Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com

DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org

LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters

For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon!

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS onApple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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TGIF 1/24/25: The Cuties Fight About Kyle Richards! Jan 24, 2025

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“I Am The Cute One” may not be a fully safe space, but it’s safe for like-minded individuals, so come escape with these two humble Cute Ones as they discuss Chelsea’s flu treatment, Donny’s future tattoo and his sister’s big news… and Travis Kelce’s involvement. They also dabble in Onyx Storm, TikTokers confessing their biggest secrets, and movies that Donny’s been watching. Kiernan Shipka Hive for Life!

Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you.

Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org

The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org

LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com

Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org

Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com

DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org

LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters

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Phone Booth (The Cuties Tape Their Mouths Shut!) Jan 20, 2025

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Walk in a zig zag pattern, Cuties! Chelsea’s daughters may not be watching “The Fox and the Hound,” but at least the Cute Ones are not covering a movie they’ve already covered (…yet. It’s bound to happen. Brace yourself for the day.) This week, they’re watching “Phonebooth,” the blue-tinted “Se7en” ripoff that asks the question, “If you could punish anyone in the world for their sins, why would it be a man who cheats on his wife in his head?”

Our hearts are with our LA Cuties. If you’d like to help (or need help), here are some resources that speak to us:

Donations for Los Angeles Fire Department

Mutual Aid and Displacement Resources for People in Evacuation Zones

Donations for Animals Injured and Displaced

Free AirBNB Support for Those Affected

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TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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TGIF 1/17/25: The Cuties Use Toenail Clippers! Jan 17, 2025

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The Wedding Planner (The Cuties Identify Their Core Values!) Jan 13, 2025

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This week, Donny and Chelsea reminisce about childhood cults, the shining star that is Bridgette Wilson, and prank wars; as well as cover a “nothing movie” that is made just for them - “The Wedding Planner.” In doing so, Chelsea signs up to be Donny’s Cyrano and he looks for NYC extracurricular activities. Cuties, did you know that Roger Ebert went on a date with Oprah?

Our hearts are with our LA Cuties. If you’d like to help (or need help), here are some resources that speak to us:

Donations for Los Angeles Fire Department

Mutual Aid and Displacement Resources for People in Evacuation Zones

Donations for Animals Injured and Displaced

Free AirBNB Support for Those Affected

For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon!

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS onApple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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TGIF 1/10/25: The Cuties Use the C Word! Jan 10, 2025

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Donny and Chelsea’s break from each other is finally over as their first TGIF of the year has arrived! And to celebrate, the Cute Ones are wearing their podcast finest: Khloe Kardashian onesies and Delish Dish cosplay. Besides discussing Wicked (as always), they rant about Paige and Craig’s breakup and the Golden Globes. Also, Chelsea has a new favorite movie of 2025 (2014, actually) and Donny has a career plan for Leighton Meester.

Our hearts are with our LA Cuties. If you’d like to help (or need help), here are some resources that speak to us:

Donations for Los Angeles Fire Department

Mutual Aid and Displacement Resources for People in Evacuation Zones

Donations for Animals Injured and Displaced

Free AirBNB Support for Those Affected

For AD FREE EPISODES, as well as unedited audio and video, and bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon!

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS onApple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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Just Friends (The Cuties Shop at Temu!) Jan 06, 2025

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What better day to celebrate a man feeling entitled to something than January 6? Enter Chelsea and Donny to cover the Ryan Reynolds holiday flop, “Just Friends.” While the Cute Ones disagree on who the biggest loser in the movie is, they agree on the importance of gatekeeping for no reason, setting their microwaves on fire, and what content a they’ll create if Donny has MS. Also, Chelsea goes on a feminist rant about the friend zone and Donny goes on one about pancakes. Men, go to therapy! We beg of you!

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TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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TGIF 1/3/25: The Cuties' Choice Awards Part 2! Jan 03, 2025

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The Cute Ones are back for part 2 of the Cutie’s Choice Awards, which includes the Patreon-selected “Cutie of the Year!”

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TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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S*x and the City Dec 30, 2024

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Before there was Liza Minnelli singing “Single Ladies,” before there was Che Diaz; there was the most perfect ending to “Sex and the City.” Listen to Donny and Chelsea cover the film that should have been the last time we saw our girls - but only on Patreon! That’s right, Cuties - for the first time ever, the Cute Ones are dropping a Patreon exclusive movie recap. They figured instead of hitting everyone with a re-release while they take the week between Christmas and New Year’s off, they’d let Patreon Cuties listen to an unedited, unhinged “Sex and the City” episode! But don’t worry - they’ll be back here next week to cover the Cutie-voted New Year’s movie!

Listen to today’s Patreon-exclusive episode HERE!

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS onApple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: @cuteonepodcast

Chelsea: @ohnochels

Donny: @realdonnywood

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