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TGIF 11/22/24: Wicked Premiere, Aliens in the Ocean, & Getting Nasty in Nashville! Nov 22, 2024

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Black Friday may be one week away, but today… Wicked week has begun! To celebrate, Chelsea has transformed her home into Studio 54 and Donny turned a Nashville castle into the Big Brother studio. Also, Meg thee Stallion may be afraid of aliens in the ocean, but she’s not alone once Chelsea educates Donny on the earthquake fish. (If you, too, are scared, may we interest you in a $1.00 home in Italy?) Update: Cynthia Erivo can wipe her own butt, but Donny still can’t.

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Pleasantville (The Cuties Ask Where's My Dinner????) Nov 18, 2024

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Chelsea is lucky the Cute Ones are back in the ‘50s this week because Donny is unable to use swear words when he curses her out this week. Because - as luck would have it - Chelsea ignored him yet again and he turned out to be absolutely right. As the two watch Pleasantville, they debate about the best Spiderman, hypothesize what they’d do with magical powers, and wondering what slurs the Pleasantville residents say. Also - does being invited to every party make you a popular girl? (Not if you’re Melissa Joan Hart).

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TGIF 11/15/24: People's Sexiest Man Alive FLOP, Barbie's Wicked Oopsie & Drinking a Few Sips of H20! Nov 15, 2024

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It's Friday, Cuties. And this week Chelsea and Donny cover a LOT of ground....and yet, nothing at all. Listen closely and you just might hear a baby ghost. Fun!

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Charlie's Angels (The Cuties Are Off to the Races!) Nov 11, 2024

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Good morning, Angels! The Cute Ones are off to the races this week as they watch the quintessential Charlie’s Angels, the Lucy Liu, my girl Drew, and Cameron D film (you may remember it if you were in a hotel with Chelsea on molly after a music festival). The movie gets the duo talking about John Wayne, The Girls Next Door, Donny’s hot UPS man, the Wicked Shiz University student IDs, and dance circle competitions. Also, a deep dive of early 2000’s fashion is held.

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TGIF 11/8/24: A Much Needed Post Election Hehe Haha Kiki Nov 08, 2024

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TGIF, Cuties. Donny and Chelsea's morals are great this week - nor is their morale - so instead of covering this week's hot topics, they're giggling their way through Cutie-submitted questions.

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Dick w/ Ryan Bailey (The Cuties Take a Mental Health Break!) Nov 04, 2024

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It's election week and... things aren't going well in Chelsea and Donny's brains.

The Cuties are not letting Dick run their life, but they are letting Ryan Bailey (someone who likes to eat ass on camera) celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Watergate with them by recapping the 1999 Kirsten Dunst/Michelle Williams movie, "Dick." Ryan spends the episode trying to figure out who the target audience was for this movie while Chelsea spends the episode giving history lessons. Then, Ryan shares a story about his worst date and Donny educates them on the early 2000s gay porn, "The Hole." Also - were Pepe and a pimp involved in Watergate?

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(This episode originally aired in July of 2022!)

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TGIF 11/1/24: Election Week Spirals, Crescent City Book Report, & How to Gaybait! Nov 01, 2024

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We’re fine. We’re great. (Not really.) After a hard week, Chelsea threw the party of the century that left Donny jealous. But the week also included Octavia Spencer - as Ma - endorsing Kamala Harris, Nick Cannon’s insecurities about marrying Mariah Carey, Vicki Gunvulson’s deal with the Devil, and Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum’s separation. Also, Donny educates on the best ways to gaybait as Chelsea begins a new book club - Sarah J. Maas’s Crescent City series. Finally, Donny is begging you and everyone you’ve ever watched to watch The Wasp (the best movie he’s ever seen? Besides Ma - has it been 10 years yet?) After this episode, you’ll never think of clams again.

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The Addams Family (The Cuties Make Donny's Coworker Mad!) Oct 28, 2024

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The Cute Ones may look the best they’ve looked all month, but they do have some issues…for starters, Chelsea couldn’t dress like Joan Cusack for this episode, and to make matters worse - Donny doesn’t know how to make his Wednesday Addams costume slutty. But wardrobe problems aside, the duo discuss The Addams Family, as well as teachers with glass eyes and wooden legs, the beauty of Anna Chulmsky, tax write offs, bad posture, and how fun it would be to con a family. Cuties, if you know the logistics of the Addams Family, please let Donny know - ARE THEY DEAD? And answer this question: Is Merida from Brave pretty?

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TGIF 10/25/24: Cynthia Erivo is NOT Happy, Kim Kardashian Loves Skibidi Toilet, & Olivia Rodrigo is Back on Top! Oct 25, 2024

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Happy Halloweekend, Cuties! It’s warm as hell due to climate change, so put your Lenny Kravitz scarf to the side and instead watch The Wild Robot on cable TV, strut through the Fall Fun Run and watch adult videos for 45 minutes because it’s Friday! TGIF. The Cute Ones discuss Wicked (again), but more importantly Cynthia Erivo’s meltdown (get it?) and Alamo Drafthouse’s terrible plan for Wicked showings. Then, Chelsea educates Donny about Skibidi Toilet (and Kim Kardashian’s new jewelry). Also… Is your p*ssy green?

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Saw (The Cuties Work at Dick's Last Resort!) Oct 21, 2024

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Cuties, do you want to play a game? Chelsea and Donny wish they would have played a game instead of watching a movie this week because Saw ain’t it. (If you like this movie, seek help!) And because the Cute Ones hated it, they instead talk about Alice in Wonderland, Danny Tanner learning Spanish, how they’d terrorize customers if they worked at Dick’s Last Resort, the hottest dogs from Oliver and Company, and the disgusting bathrooms of straight men (and this all in five minutes). Also, eat your yogurt quieter!

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