I Am The Cute One

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TGIF 12/27/24: The Cuties' Choice Awards Part 1! Dec 27, 2024

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The Cute Ones are here to wrap up 2024 by covering their favorites of the year, including movies, songs, TV shows, best worst haircut; and because it IS Chelsea and Donny we’re talking about… their favorite moments about them, such as “Best Vocal Stims” and “Best Unearthed Donny Lore.” And to end Part I of the Cutie’s Choice Awards, the duo award their Top 5 Hots and Nots.

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4 Christmases (The Cuties Grind Their Gears with Peter Griffin!) Dec 23, 2024

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While Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon couldn’t stand each other while filming “Four Christmases,” Donny and Chelsea have never got along more than while talking about. Besides the movie, the Cute Ones discuss roleplay, safe words, picking up women (poorly), and their biggest pet peeves. Also, buckle up, Cuties, because Chelsea’s past with the NAACP is brought up.

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TGIF 12/20/24: The Cuties Stick it in a Vacuum! Dec 20, 2024

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Donny’s nose may be bleeding through his tears while Chelsea’s face changes colors, but this week, they’re keeping things light. So they won’t be talking about the drones. But they WILL be talking about Butch and Suni still stuck in space. They’ll also be talking about sticking ding-a-lings in vacuums and/or bags of Vaseline. Other topics include music festival diapers, vegan strip clubs, 70 year old birds, and winter dating trends (that do NOT consist of being penetrated by a carrot, unfortunately).

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The Muppet Christmas Carol w/ Tom Hamlett (The Cuties Are Effusive!) Dec 16, 2024

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Bah Hambug! The Cute Ones are bringing Big Muppet Energy as Tom Hamlett (Dumpster Dive, Good Judys) joins them to cover “The Muppets’ Christmas Carol,” as well as fighting over dictionary entries. Then. the three discuss which Muppet would is most f*ckable, how to tell a theater talker to shut up, and Donny educates Chelsea on the deleted ballad, “When Love Is Gone.” Would you eat fruit if it had a personality?

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TGIF 12/13/24: The Cuties Dabble in 911! Dec 13, 2024

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Donny and the horse he rode in on are on day five of ordering bagel sandwiches while Chelsea is out of medicine and calling strangers hillbilly b*tches. Together, they’re contemplating being MAGA because of Mariah Carey’s (the Queen of the holiday) Christmas tunes. All that and more (including the most seductive Disney characters, 9-1-1 on ABC, Golden Globe nominees, and the name on everybody’s lips: Luigi Mangione) in this week’s TGIF!

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The Nightmare Before Christmas (The Cuties Deep Throat Chicken Bones!) Dec 09, 2024

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TGIF 12/6/24: The Cuties Show Their Eyeballs! Dec 06, 2024

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Chelsea doesn’t have contacts, so she’s rawdogging her eyeballs this week! (See them for yourself on Patreon and Youtube!) But the only thing Donny is rawdogging is the phrase “Mind your own business,” and he’s doing it OFTEN. And in a week that Ariana Grande and Drew Barrymore teamed up to melt down together, the Cute Ones decide to watch Netflix Christmas movies, “Hot Frosty” and “Our Little Secret.” (They couldn’t help mentioning “Merry Gentlemen” for the perverts out there, too!) And - in a shock to nobody - Donny played Big Brother Express AGAIN (which is kind of like “Is It Cake?”, apparently).

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Elf (The Cuties Pee Their Pants! Constantly!) Dec 02, 2024

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TGIF 11/29/24: The Cuties Celebrate 200 Episodes! Nov 29, 2024

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The Wizard of Oz w/ Noor from The Reality Is Podcast (The Cuties Learn about Reaganomics!) Nov 25, 2024

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For this shockingly political (surprise! Three weeks in a row!) episode, Noor from “The Reality Is” podcast joins the Cute Ones to cover bad dog owners, recession core, and because this IS Wicked Week, “The Wizard of Oz.” Chelsea has a slew of behind the scenes facts, but fear not - they also brainstorm which Real Housewives would play who in this movie, and although it’s Noor’s first time watching, she has a keen eye on many conspiracies. Then, as always, Donny explains which fictional felines he’s attracted to.

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