I Am The Cute One

Latest Episodes:

A Walk to Remember (The Cuties Have Flesh Colored Lips!) Feb 16, 2026

Show notes

Chelsea and her flesh-colored lips needed a mental health break this week, so Donny pushed back covering “Brokeback Mountain” until next week (but maybe he’s just hazing her?), so they’re watching “A Walk to Remember” instead. They also talk about how Chelsea embarrassed herself recently and what glee character she’s most like.

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠

Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TGIF 2/13/26: The Cuties Rob a Bank and You'll Never Believe Why! Feb 13, 2026

Show notes

Unedited episode runtime: 1 hour 4 minutes

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠

Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stand By Me (The Cuties Learn a New Slur!) Feb 09, 2026

Show notes

Donny tried his best to like “Stand By Me,” but… meh. But maybe that’s because he just didn’t get it (his notes back that up). Before diving into this movie, the two take a moment to highlight the magic that is The Hot Chick and Blueberries For Sal. Then, they discuss the horrors of being Type B and bond over new slurs. What ya gonna do, Ike?

(Unedited Runtime: 1 hour 18 minutes) To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠

Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TGIF 1/6/26: The Cuties Subtweet Their Friends! Feb 06, 2026

Show notes

Chelsea’s safe (so far) from the plague terrorizing her home, but her haircut isn’t safe from Donny’s shade. In a week that had Miss Piggy sitting with Vogue, the Toxic Moms supporting Hilary Duff, and the trailer for The Drama releasing, the duo discuss the rules of picking movies with friends, cults, and Trixie and Katya’s podcast. They also try to figure out why so many straight women are obsessed with Heated Rivalry.

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠

Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Bridge to Terabithia (The Cuties Are the First Toymakers to the King!) Feb 02, 2026

Show notes

Donny's whispering again and another one of Chelsea's girls is ... not in boarding school, but does have the stomach bug. It's Week 1 of Tears and Queers Month, and the Cute Ones are watching "Bridge to Terabithia" (meh). They also discuss the best child actress of all time, Bailee Madison, washable Sharpies, and cleaning your house. Also, Chelsea tells a Dr. Bald dating story.

Full, unedited runtime of this episode - 1 hour 21 minutes. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠

Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TGIF 1/30/26: The Cuties Play Where's Waldo! Jan 31, 2026

Show notes

In solidarity with the National General Strike, the release of this episode was changed to 1/31/26. Stop funding Ice.

Resources to donate your time/energy to:

https://www.waimmigranthealth.org/immigration-action-center/red-card/- Print red cards to share / know your rights!

Democracy.io - Allows you to look up your representatives & write emails to them all at once

5calls.org - Find your legislators, click the issues that are important to you, push send

Immigrantjustice.org - Attorneys can partner with the NIJC to provide probono services, Bilingual or multilingual folks can volunteer to interpret or translate in an immigration case, Everyone can donate time and money

(202) 224-3121: Call the congressional switchboard and ask for your representative or senators.

-Attend a town hall and school board meetings to voice your support for immigrants

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠

Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hope Floats: The Cuties Brainstorm the Best Ways to Beat Up 8 Year Olds! Jan 26, 2026

Show notes

Chelsea’s going through it, even though this is a simple romp, but Donny isn’t feeling any emotions at all because it’s about Southern people. Not now, Mama!

Dr. Phil's insane house: https://www.boredpanda.com/doctor-phil-house-for-sale-interior-details/

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠

Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TGIF 1/23/26: The Cuties Stand with Posh Spice! Jan 23, 2026

Show notes

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠

Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Annie (The Cuties Sleep on Decorative Pillows!) Jan 19, 2026

Show notes

Holy cannoli! Chelsea’s dressed like an orphan today, so you know what that means - the Cuties are covering (just) Annie. The two gush over the star that is Quvenzhané Wallis (certainly not Mariah’s twins), FDR propaganda, and the soundtrack at large. They also vent about not being invited on family vacations and the cost of steak (Suze Orman agrees, probably.)

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠

Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TGIF 1/16/26: The Cuties Strike it Rich with Oil, Gold, and Fracking! Jan 16, 2026

Show notes

Now that’s a horse of a different color! To prepare for this episode, Donny purchased rave lighting and Chelsea decided to bring art to life with a recreation of the painting made of her a few weeks ago. Besides praising their own backgrounds, the two also bond over tattoos, baptisms, and vision boards. Also, they dive into the week’s hottest headlines: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s dislikes of each other, Broadway casting, and Willa Ford’s new single. Don’t say straight and certainly don’t watch The Traitors season 4.

This episode is sponsored by Lumi Gummies. Head to ⁠LumiGummies.com⁠, and use code CUTEONE for 30% off your order..

Today's episode is brought to you by HelloFresh. Go to ⁠HelloFresh.com/cuteone10fm⁠ to get 10 free meals and a FREE zwilling knife (a $144.99 value!) on your third box.

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠⁠

If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠⁠ Apple⁠⁠ or⁠⁠ Spotify⁠⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community!

Get your Cutie⁠ ⁠MERCH!⁠⁠

We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠⁠ subscribe⁠⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video!

TikTok:⁠ ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠⁠

Chelsea:⁠⁠ @ohnochels⁠⁠

Donny:⁠⁠ @realdonnywood

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our TOPPODCAST Picks

Follow Us

Stay Connected

Related Podcasts

Links

Stay Connected