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Jumanji (The Cuties Alienate Several Fanbases!) Jan 12, 2026

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Chelsea and Donny watched Jumanji three weeks ago, but they're here to cover it this week. Let's hope they know what they're talking about (they don't). But they do know Robin Williams does one hell of a Nell impression and the plot of the problematic Soul Man. They also know that cheaters need to be punished.

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TGIF 1/9/26: The Cuties Get Bullied by Ashley Tisdale's Mom Group! Jan 09, 2026

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New Year, Same Us! (The Cuties Get Sober!) Jan 05, 2026

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Happy New Year! Donny is moving into his new apartment today, so we’re publicly releasing an edited version of the sobriety episode that originally aired on the Patreon. Donny discusses his experience with drinking, his aha moment, and Leighton Meester’s beauty secrets.

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TGIF 1/2/26: The Cuties' Choice Awards Part 2! Jan 02, 2026

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I'll Be Home for Christmas (The Cuties Read e.e. cummings!) Dec 29, 2025

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TGIF 12/26/25: The Cuties' Choice Awards Part 1! Dec 26, 2025

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Home For The Holidays (The Cuties Look like the Cynthia Doll!) Dec 22, 2025

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TGIF 12/19/25: The Cuties Stop Edging and J*zz All Over the Place! Dec 19, 2025

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It’s been a week for the world, including Chelsea and Donny: Chelsea tried a new diet curtesy of her eldest daughter, and Donny discovered who is upstaging him on his birthday. But enough is enough, and the two have decided to stop edging and just let it loose with their opinions on the White House staff, the backstories of men, and Nelly. (Smile for me, Daddy. Whatcha lookin at? Little House on the Prairie on TikTok, apparently.)

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Edward Scissorhands (The Cuties Play Knock Knock Zoom Zoom!) Dec 15, 2025

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Gen X freaks, brace yourselves. Someone watched “Edward Scissorhands” for the first time, and hated it, and that boy… was Donny. Chelsea, on the other hand, has a soft spot for this film, but still read it for filth by coming for the Avon Lady’s parenting and asking many questions about the logistics of scissor hands,. But fret not - they have nothing but love for white trash snacks. See you at Tavern on the Green!

This episode is sponsored by Lumi Gummies. Lumi Gummies are available Nationwide! Go to Lumigummies.com/CUTEONE for 30% off of your order!

To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠

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Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠

Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood

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TGIF 12/12/25: The Cuties Do a Hard Launch! Dec 12, 2025

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