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Simply Irresistible (w/ Katie Arroyo) Apr 10, 2023

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Donny and Chelsea are feeling crabby because comedian and co-host of The Messy Show, Katie Arroyo, joins them to discuss the most bonkers movie in rom-com history, "Simply Irresistible." They discuss pirate bars, what Sarah Michelle Gellar's hairstyle does for a movie's plot, bad math, rum raisin ice cream, and the lack of entrepreneurial initiative that the lead character shows. Then, Donny's mental gymnastics are performed at an Olympic-level when a conversation about Foodies leads him to cry over his college wardrobe. Also, he thinks about sex 8 times during this episode. (A bonus 9th time now because this is Chelsea & Donny's 69th episode!)

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What A Girl Wants (w/ Gabby Prescod) Apr 03, 2023

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To really make it clear that Donny Appreciation is over, Chelsea enrolls the help of zodiac enthusiast, Gabby Prescod (of Bravo's Summer House), to choose between Pisces men or Gemini women. With that out of the way, the three discuss the Amanda Bynes classic, "What A Girl Wants" - the recycled set, how they'd ruin the life of an evil step-sister, and Harry Potter look-a-likes. Then, Donny follows the plot closely on Wikipedia, Gabby shares her most vivid Fashion Week memories, and the Cuties air out their family's smelliest dirty laundry.

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Jennifer's Body (w/ Jenna Barclay) Mar 27, 2023

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As Donny Appreciation Month comes to an end, small-town specialist Jenna Barclay returns to the pod to break down the feminist classic about totally platonic "best friends," Jennifer's Body. Chelsea, Donny, and Jenna discuss the movie's poor (male) marketing and why it would do better if it came out today before talking about dive bars and Donny's admiration for pretty girls covered in blood. Justice for Bianca's prom dress in 10 Things I Hate About You.

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Dreamgirls (w/ Kendrick Tucker) Mar 20, 2023

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It's Donny's birthday! (And Kendrick Tucker's 200th episode of Reality and Comics Too), so the Cute Ones join forces with him to recap Chelsea's favorite musical (a twist!), Dreamgirls. However, things quickly go downhill as the conversation turns to homemade jukebox musicals, the Master Cleanse diet, Meghan Trainor, and which celebrities have the worst stans. Then, Donny and Chelsea plan their next trip together.

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High School Musical 2 (w/ Katrina Davis) Mar 13, 2023

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What time is it? Time for a new guest to be terrorized by Donny Appreciation Month; and this week, it’s Katrina Davis (Figuring It Out), who helps our hosts recap High School Musical 2. The three discuss Perez Hilton, Sean Kingston, Chelsea’s hatred of Glee, and their worst summer jobs. Then, they shout out Monique Coleman (we see you!) and try to dive into Chad and Ryan’s relationship. Also, Mr. Fulton was a wonderful boss.

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Cloverfield (w/ Jessica Conrad) Mar 06, 2023

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Hermuhnmuhmuh. Donny Appreciation Month is officially upon us, and to celebrate - Cloverfield is here (and we don't mean Donny's birthday present)! This year's DAM is off to a better start than last year for Chelsea because their guest, Jessica Conrad, shares in her misery of being forced to watch Donny's favorite movies. Donny explains the layers of his obsession for this movie, including why he wanted to move to New York, dates his husband never took him on, and some impressions he's been working on. Then, the Cuties share the wildest thing they've done because a friend asked them to, and Chelsea educates on how to survive a bridge accident!

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The Devil Wears Prada (w/ Anthony Lario) Feb 27, 2023

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Can you believe Chelsea has never seen The Devil Wears Prada before? No, no. That wasn't a question. To recap the movie, she and Donny are joined by Anthony Lario, who brings stories of the Miranda Priestlys he's worked for - or at least women who thought they're Miranda Priestly. The three also discuss "American Idol" season 5 winner Taylor Hicks, honorary gay Stanley Tucci, and - for whatever reason and for far too long - "The Lovely Bones." Then, Donny signs Chelsea up for a live recording of "The View" before she gives us her worst dream cast of all time. Also, the Cuties submit their most toxic workplace stories, and while Twitter hits us with the same hot take about Nate being the real villain of this movie every two months, Chelsea delivers a truly hot take that leave Anthony and Donny rocked to their core.

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Old School Feb 20, 2023

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What's more unhinged than grown men starting a fraternity? Donny and Chelsea without a guest. The episode is off to a rough start when Chelsea gives Donny a lesson in pronunciation and continues down a chaotic path when they share memories of hazing. Then, the Cuties submit stories of moments when people needed to read the room. Also, Donny feels like Jesus and dated an adult man with braces.

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Introducing: The Confused Breakfast Feb 17, 2023

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Allow me to introduce you to The Confused Breakfast, a nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, hosts AJ, Sean and Mike revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still hold up.

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Crazy, Stupid Love (w/ Wesley Teague) Feb 13, 2023

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Happy Valentine's Day, Cuties! The hoof hearted Wesley Teague (@woonteague) joins Chelsea and Donny to celebrate the holiday with a "Crazy, Stupid Love" recap, and while he researched the hosts ahead of time, nothing can ever reallyprepare a guest for what they'll experience on this show. And experience, he does. Donny shares his plans to Winnie the Pooh at public events and his Christina Aguilera performance while Chelsea makes it clear she doesn't know how to play 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon... or maybe even know who he is. Then, the three discuss their celebrity hall passes and the Cuties submit their most awkward crushes.

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