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TGIF 7/5/24: Gender Neutral Bathrooms Are Ruining Everything! Jul 05, 2024

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The day we knew would come has come at last: not the end of Chelchella or Pride; no, Charlotte the Stingray has passed. While the Cute Ones put on their tinfoil hats to figure out why, they also discuss Chelsea’s tornado-ridden trip to Florida (you can see the wreckage on TikTok!) and Donny’s Pride weekend (you can see the wreckage in the gender neutral restroom at Boxers!) Also, they ponder the best way to mourn a cat, brainstorm what theme party they’d throw if they had Kardashian money (PUT YOUR SNEAKERS ON), and plan when they’ll moon someone together. Please send this to your favorite gay!

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Marci X (The Cuties Are Morally Corrupt!) Jul 02, 2024

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It's the first annual Morally Corrupt Month and what better movie to kick it off than Marci X, a film about Lisa Kudrow solving racism by rapping. Chelsea may have saved herself for marriage, but Donny is ready to love Jacques (the mouse from Cinderella) right in the butt. Buckle up cuties, because the call is coming from the house this month and no one is safe.

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TGIF 6/28/24: JLo flies commercial, Gay Animals, and MyyyY MaaaaNN! Jun 28, 2024

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Mamma Mia; it’s a Friday! Donny (famously, a young girl in French) may have single handedly turned his sister’s wedding into a superspreader event, but nothing is worse than Chelsea’s hair color on Zoom (it’s better in purpose - we promise!) With Dr. Bald as their new unofficial producer, the duo have quite a few headlines to bring to the table this week, including Anne Hathaway’s lip plumping, Jennifer Lopez flying commercial, and gay animals. (Happy Pride!) Also, “Oh, Mary” is in previews on Broadway, and you don’t need to be a Lincoln Head like Donny to appreciate it!

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The Royal Tenenbaums (The Cuties Get Cockolded!) Jun 24, 2024

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Because Donny is a better friend than Chelsea, he is on his best behavior to cover Chelsea’s favorite movie of all time: The Royal Tenenbaums. And after a deal with a fairy, Chelsea learns the hard way to trust her gut. We don’t know if Ben Stiller is the shoe shoe in his family, but he certainly is in Donny’s heart (and netherregions). You don’t need to be cuckolded in the Rainforest Cafe to know that Luke Wilson has never looked better than in THAT scene of this movie. Don’t be an old f*ck butt! Check out our sponsors this week and help Donny get a new computer.

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TGIF 6/21/24: Justin Timberlake's DWI, Armie Hammer is Grateful to be a Cannibal, and Big A$$ Blow Up Pools! Jun 21, 2024

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Unbreakable (The Cuties Are A Little Bit Psychic!) Jun 17, 2024

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This show may be a bit much at times, but not this episode where the Cute Ones discuss mammograms, pRep, diva cups, and what voice Chelsea would use if Donny stuck his thumb up her butt. The two also discuss white trash face, annoying hobbies, and the M. Night Shyamalan super hero movie, Unbreakable. And they may have successfully tested psychic, but you don’t need to take the test to know DONNY WILL NOT WATCH SUMMER HOUSE. DON’T ASK.

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TGIF 6/14/24: West's Fall From Grace on Summer House, Joey Chestnut Hot Dog Drama, and Washing Our F*cking Legs! Jun 14, 2024

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Happy birthday, Chelsea! She may not be middle aged, but she has purchased a necessity: props to turn blonde, and she looks fine; and Donny purchased another important thing: a Cameo from Boy Meets World’s Angela. If you’ve been burned by West on Summer House, don’t worry: you can trust us. (But also trust a therapist because… you need help.) The duo jumps in to discussing hot dog eating contest drama, the Practical Magic sequel, and the importance of french fries in every meal. And if you’re listening to this in the shower… wash your feet.

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The Core w/ Chelsea's Brother (The Cuties Go To Kevin's!) Jun 10, 2024

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If you're in the quiet car, make sure this episode is muted because Chelsea's threepeat (not the first) brother is here to discuss "The Core," and don't worry - he brought a spreadsheet. Roger Ebert may have loved it, but none of these three did. They do, however, love discussing Chelsea's brother being left home alone, Hilary Swank's haircut, terrible science, and the worst fast food pizza.

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TGIF 6/7/24: Charlotte's Fake Pregnancy, Robyn Dixon in Scotland, and Organized Fun! Jun 07, 2024

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Organized fun is IN, Cuties, and so is the hottest tea about Charlotte the Stingray. Besides the obvious aquarium scam, Chelsea and Donny discuss homophobic children, Renaissance Fair weirdos, the Traitors season 3 cast, Taylor Momsen’s bat bite, Jennifer Lopez canceling her tour, and the lack of a RHONJ reunion. They also discuss Alec Baldwin and Hilaria’s TLC show and Andy Cohen taking photos of mean celebrities. Don’t forget to rate us 5 stars (on here or The Blowers!) God help you all.

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Wedding Crashers (The Cuties Kick Off Chelchella 2024!) Jun 03, 2024

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Chelchella is here, the birthday girl is in a crystal crown, and Donny has been punched in the nuts (after he rips a hair from them) - it’s time to cover some of Chelsea's favorite films, including “Wedding Crashers!” If you’re playing a drinking game, stop - you’ll surely die if you take a shot whenever Chelsea quotes this movie. Besides the movie and (too many) quotes, they also discuss a possible reboot of The Swan, Donny’s perverted cat, a secret language between Chelsea’s daughters, and the Hadfield Family Reindeer Games. Also, when will Lil’ Chrissy from Vanderpump Rules be on The Traitors? Men wearing pants: be careful because Chelsea will try to make you c*m! (Donny is no athlete, so you’re safe from him)

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