I Am The Cute One

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TGIF 2/16/24: Wicked, Shirtless Usher, and Wiping Back to Front! Feb 16, 2024

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TGIF, Cuties! Do you know how to wipe your own butt? Did your Ariana Grande boycott last longer than 60 seconds? Do you think Rose and Jack would NOT have fit on the door, no matter what science says? Do you have your goon face perfected? If you answered “no” to any of those questions, you’ve come to the right place! Chelsea and Donny take turns educating each other on those important topics while also discussing Taylor Swift headlines, the Wicked trailer, Usher’s halftime performance, Meghan Markle’s new podcast, Deadpool and Wolverine, Tina Fey’s career advice, John Stewart back on the Daily Show, and the upcoming “Suits” spin-off.

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Bridget Jones's Diary (The Cuties Learn About Steroids!) Feb 12, 2024

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Happy Valentine’s Day, Cuties! Donny is NOT farting, but he IS trying to make 9/11 happen, much to Chelsea’s chagrin. She approves, however, of shameless self-promotion, so they use this hour to plug their new Youtube channel (subscribe here!) before diving into the surprisingly good “Bridget Jones’s Diary.” Donny and Chelsea may not know how to mingle, but they can answer tough questions, such as: how old is Moaning Myrtle and why do British people get to say the C word? And don’t be fooled - gym teachers are NOT cute. Buy them some things from the Home Shopping Network.

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TGIF 2/9/24: The Grammys, Alyssa Milano vs. Shannen Doherty, and 50 Shades of Kevin Bacon Feb 09, 2024

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Yeehaw, baby! It’s Friday, and Chelsea has another catchphrase (for how long? We’ll find out soon enough…)

The Cute Ones dive into Drake’s ding dog, the future of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Usher’s Skims photoshoot (Donny wants to be that peach), the reconciliation between King Charles and Prince Harry, the A*Teens reunion, and Tom Holland’s return to the stage in “Romeo and Juliet.”

On the Charmed front, Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs and Rose McGowan may be against Alyssa Milano, but don’t fret - Donny is NOT. Then, Chelsea breaks down the Grammys (mostly Miley living her best life and Taylor’s constant state of unwell - Swifties, don't attack us!)

Yes, Donny was in jail. And the Cute Ones are living in their Marvel era with a very special post-credits scene, so stick around for that treat!

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Thirteen (w/ Kelli Williams of Beyond the Blinds!) Feb 05, 2024

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Before Evan Rachel Wood was working in the Little Shop of Horrors with Darren Criss, she was "Thirteen." No movie depicts sisterhood and bullying quite like this one, and Kelli (Laguna Biotch/Beyond the Blinds) quickly finds out that no podcast embodies those things more than this one, either. The three discuss their middle school aesthetics (bring back sweat bands!) and fooling around in front of your friends. Also, Kelli shocks the Cuties with the best celebrity impression they’ve ever heard. Important question: would you report a 10 year old to the guidance counselor if they wrote “Cruel Intentions?”

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TGIF 2/2/24: Timberlake, Vanderpump, and Ex-Boyfriends who hate us! Feb 02, 2024

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After a quick retraction about farm expos, Donny and Chelsea discuss the hottest headlines of the week: Britney Spears vs Justin Timberlake (what year is this?), the Vanderpump Rules premiere, Jessica Biel’s shower buffet, Elmo acting as our therapist, Taylor Swift at the Superbowl, Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion’s latest feud, Diablo Cody, and Reba’s new sitcom (seriously… what year is this?). They also brainstorm things they’ll have their future assistants do (and what Chelsea will do for her assistant) and ways JT can keep his career alive. Also, are you supposed to be on good terms with your exes? Donny will never know. Rosie O’Donnell guest stars!

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Showgirls (The Cuties Learn About Insider Trading!) Jan 29, 2024

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Can something be camp and also cause trauma? The answer is yes (twice) because this podcast exists, and so does 1995’s “Showgirls.” Donny and Chelsea learn about insider training and dive into AI porn (justice for Taylor Swift, but not for the men of Marvel), their very different Vegas experiences, and the logistics of farm expos. Chelsea will probably never pose nude for Donny to paint her, but Donny did for an entire college class… and wait until you see what pose he was in (spoiler alert: it wasn't a scat performance.) WHAT’S IN THE BOX?

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TGIF 1/26/24: Oscar Snubs, Kevin James, and Blue Balls Jan 26, 2024

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TGIF, Cuties! Stop deedlebopping and listen to Donny and Chelsea break down the week the best way they know how: by making it about themselves. No topic is left unmentioned: Renee Rapp, The Killers' Las Vegas residency, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Taylor Swift's boyfriend's brother. Donny has been watching Netflix's "The Trust" and "Surviving Paradise," and he has never been so sure that he was made for reality competition television. The two also compare their favorite movies of the year (including a 2009 vampire movie "from the 80s or 90s") before getting into their feelings about the Oscar nominations. Also, Chelsea is NOT Donny's PR person... nor is she a film buff, as is proven in the fact that she refers to Oliver Stone as "the director of Oppenheimer."

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I Am The Cute One Trailer Jan 25, 2024

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Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly!

So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~

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In Time (The Cuties Solve Capitalism!) Jan 22, 2024

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Much like Once Upon a Time, this episode goes off the rails quite quickly - well, let's be real, Cuties; it was never on the rails to begin with (much like Chelsea's thought process after hearing Donny's gay Olsen Twin story). Donny reveals another beauty standard that he's not willing to budge on, and Chelsea reminisces about her favorite storyline on The OC (spoiler alert: it's the lezzies). Also, as the duo dives into the 2011 Justin Timberlake/Amanda Seyfried sci-fi movie, In Time, they theorize how to defeat (or weaponize) capitalism. A donkey is smarter than you, Pumpkin Head.

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I Know Who Killed Me (w/ Sloane Steel of Mummy Dearest Podcast) Jan 15, 2024

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Sloane Steel of Mummy Dearest podcast may not have anything kind to say about... anything really, except... somehow I Know Who Killed Me. Cuties, buckle up for the biggest twist in cinematic history... that you already know because Donny ruined it for you in every episode the past six months. Besides trying to explain the plot, the three also discuss cat anatomy, Donny's short stories, lying relatives, and... 9/11, naturally.

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