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TGIF 3/22/24: Real Housewives Casting Drama, Kardashian Tea, and Smoking the Devil's Lettuce! (w/ Sasha Morfaw!) Mar 22, 2024

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TGIF, Cuties! The original Kate Middleton, Sasha Morfaw, is here to discuss the week’s hottest topics - which.. annoyingly… does not include stingray babies. They do, however, include Chelsea’s chemical peel, a 7th Heaven reunion at 90s Con, Bridgerton merch, and a Wonka Experience musical. Sasha uses her acting experience to educate the Cute Ones on how Hollywood works because… whatever “The Upshaws” is doing with their Housewives episode is NOT the norm. Then, it’s time to Keep Up With Sports because Caitlyn Jenner and Lamar Odom are getting a podcast. (What?)

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Cruel Intentions w/ Joseph Shepherd (The Cuties Pee Their Pants!) Mar 18, 2024

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Joseph Shepherd, host of "Exposed," joins Donny and Chelsea to celebrate Donny Appreciation Month (AND Joseph Appreciation Month). They discuss Chelsea's friends getting locked in cars, Donny peeing his pants, photoshopped nudes, and break down "Cruel Intentions" (Happy 25th Anniversary, Kathryn!)

This episode originally aired in March of 2022. We will be back next week with Troop Beverly Hills and Sucker Punch to finish out this Donny Appreciation Month!

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TGIF 3/15/24: The Oscars, Kate Middleton's Photoshop Fail, and More Mangina Mayhem! Mar 15, 2024

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The Cute Ones are fresh out of a ditch and ready to talk about Barry Keoghan and Sabrina Carpenter’s relationship, Beyonce’s Cowboy Carter cover reveal, Hillary Duff’s fourth pregnancy, Drew Barrymore’s furniture line at Walmart, and Ariana’s Eternal Sunshine album.

A lot happened at the Oscars, and while Chelsea and Donny might not know who won the awards, they paid CLOSE attention to John Cena's Ken Doll bulge and are concerned about those amputated dog arms! Oh, and speaking of amputated arms - where are Kate's wrists in the new photos of the Royal Family??

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Little Shop of Horrors (The Cuties Plan a Kidnapping!) Mar 11, 2024

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Chelsea is out of bed and ready to celebrate International Women’s Day… but not before celebrating week 2 of Donny Appreciation Month. And what better way to celebrate? By going to Skid row to watch “Little Shop of Horrors,” of course! The duo discuss their weirdest coworkers, window displays, and the statute of limitations for spoilers (how quick is too quick to ruin a movie’s ending?) Then, they try to outdo each other with the parts they’ve received in Christmas pageants, but agree that straight men are the gayest men in the world. And as Donny turns 38, the Cute Ones need to know: what is middle age? Is Donny close to death?

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TGIF 3/8/24: The Traitors, Deep Throating Eggs, and Throwing Tantrums in Public! Mar 08, 2024

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With season 2 of The Traitors complete, Chelsea and Donny break down the highs and lows of this season.

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Red Eye (The Cuties Prove The Customer Is Always Right!) Mar 04, 2024

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Grab a bay breeze (or seven), Cuties, because the movie coverage of Donny Appreciation Month has begun, and because Chelsea’s opinion can not be trusted, he will be moderating each film. Wes Craven’s “Red Eye” may be full of twists, but the biggest twist of all is Chelsea enjoying this movie. They discuss how great they are at customer service, break down airport traditions, and test karma by laughing at people having bad days. Also, Donny would NOT sleep with Chelsea’s brother. Viva Senor Frogs!

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TGIF 3/1/24: The Willy Wonka Experience, The Mystery of Kate Middleton, and Time Travel! Mar 01, 2024

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TGIF, Cuties! Now that those Leap Year Babies have taken too much of Donny’s time, Donny Appreciation Month has arrived! This week not only brought us the cast of Beef season 2, a Walking Dead spin-off, Wendy’s surge pricing, but also the Willy Wonka Experience. Is Kate Middleton lost there? Would we still go if they relaunched it? Can Bethenny go to the next one so we don’t have to see her again? Is this where Avril Lavigne’s clone lives? The Cuties want to know what Travis Kelce’s father has to say about it. Put on sunscreen, you old hags!

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The Bling Ring (The Cuties Try Sniff Drugs!) Feb 26, 2024

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Welcome back to 2009, Cuties! Bust out your pooka shells, fedora, skinny scarf, and work appropriate butt-plug because Donny and Chelsea are covering “The Bling Ring.” Besides this (boring, if you ask Chelsea) movie, the two also share their opinions on Kirsten Dunst and Sophia Coppola’s blood oath, sniff drugs, and Emma Watson’s acting limitations. Also, cover your 130 pounds of testicles before we play the brown note in 3, 2, 1...

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TGIF 2/23/24: Stingray Shark Babies, Kelly Rowland's Dressing Room Meltdown, and Swedish Meatballs! Feb 23, 2024

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TGIF, Cuties! Break out your IKEA furniture, vials of shark semen, and Swedish meatballs as Chelsea and Donny break down Charlotte the Stingray’s immaculate conception. If you’re offended, feel free to storm out (much like Kelly Rowland at The Today Show). The duo also discuss Jen Shah’s Barbie party, Pokemon’s 25th anniversary, Reesa Teesa’s TikToks (Who TF DID she marry?!), and Tom Sandoval continuing to be the worst. Also, after Donny’s experience at the S Club concert, he and Chelsea educate the Cuties on concert etiquette. What did Lisa Frank’s art inspire you to be when you grew up?

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Jawbreaker (The Cuties Abolish Dress Codes!) Feb 19, 2024

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After an update on Donny's toilet skills, the inconsistently consistent duo of he and Chelsea celebrate the 25th anniversary of Darren Stein’s “Jawbreaker." With March only a week away, Chelsea decides this is the best time to make a New Year's resolution. Sure, why not? Then, Donny shines some more light on the types of media he’s… jump roped… to in the past. Chelsea still hasn't watched "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" yet, but she HAS played one of the meanest games alive, so we'll allow it. The two also have a heated debate on school uniforms. Rose McGowan Stans, this is the episode for you (because no other one is. #TeamAlyssaForever)

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