Therapy Gecko

Latest Episodes:

"I'M A SAD CLOWN" Dec 14, 2022

Show notes

A depressed clown talks about how difficult it is to make friends in the clowning community after becoming sober. We brainstorm some ways they can get out there and grab life by the honking red nose.

Then a DoorDash driver tells me about delivering food to active crime scenes, a student tries to judge his peers less, and a final caller attempts to gain more perspective on mortality after a member of their Dungeons & Dragons campaign passes away.

How do I get rid of a pimple on my left cheek? I think it is from the paint. I am a gecko.

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"I PRETEND TO BE A BABY" Dec 11, 2022

Show notes

An active member of the “adult baby community” calls in to talk about this taboo subject, which involves daddys, diapers, rattles, and more. If you’ve ever wanted to know what goes on in a convention hall of adults pretending to be children…this is the episode for you I guess.

Later a caller tells me how spending Thanksgiving in a mental hospital resulted in a much healthier perspective on family, and a guy chats with me while passing kidney stones.

Movies are more user friendly books. I am a gecko.

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"MY THERAPIST ADOPTED MY CHILD" Dec 07, 2022

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A new mother tells me how her family’s therapist ended up adopting her child with little questions asked. Now after gaining some distance from the process, the caller starts to rethink the situation.

Then two guys seek advice on how to successfully perform pranks in a Walmart, a woman wonders whether or not her fears of her boyfriend cheating on her are warranted, and a guy who attended one of my live shows tells me about a romance that formed between him and another attendee.

Roll a 3 or higher for a gecko blessing. I am a gecko.

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"I DON'T LIKE YOUR PODCAST" Dec 04, 2022

Show notes

An actual licensed therapist calls in to tell me why he doesn’t like this podcast…and we eventually find some common ground over this extended conversation.

Then a final caller seeks advice on how to start a bug themed podcast despite knowing absolutely nothing about bugs. I think it is a really good episode.

Send me pictures of very juicy oranges on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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GECKING YOUR OWN WAY Nov 30, 2022

Show notes

After years of working in her parent’s Chinese restaurant with no pay ever since she was a small child, a caller tells me of the difficulties she fears will arise if she goes against her parent’s wishes and pursues her own goals.

Afterwards a caller tells me how he tricked several people by starting a fake bakery, a caller fears his entire identity is centered around working at Microsoft, and a caller starts to see the negative side effects from habitually pulling his hair out.

Plastic plants can be just as nice as real ones. I am a gecko.

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"I AM A VAMPIRE" Nov 27, 2022

Show notes

A caller persistently performs his Elvis impression for me instead of getting tested for an STD he may have recently contracted.

Then I speak to a caller who claims to be a vampire rapper, talk to a couple who’s dealing with the girlfriend having just cheated on the boyfriend, and help a final caller who’s dreading seeing his twin brothers during the holidays.

Live. Laugh. Geck. I am a gecko.

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LINK TO GUATEMALA VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRiTucneKw

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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"I AM A SEX ADDICT" Nov 23, 2022

Show notes

A caller considers becoming celibate after 6 months of non-stop hook ups.

Then a caller and I discuss why we can’t be friends, a caller searches for more excitement in her life, a man explains how watching porn ended in a messy break up, and a final caller pursues legal recourse after being fired from her job.

Is it too late to show up to the Macy’s Day Parade with a giant gecko balloon? I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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"I'M LIVING IN MY CAR, AND IT'S KINDA NICE" Nov 20, 2022

Show notes

A caller describes her reasoning for temporarily living in her car, which we find out is a complex web of pros and cons.

Then a guy confesses his sexual attraction to curtains, a caller asks how to get her co-worker to stop using her like a therapist, and a couple attempts to “sexually negotiate” with each other.

Afterwards I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who is on vacation alone in Cancun.

DM me a screen shot from your favorite movie on Instagram (@lyle4ever). I am a gecko.

Link to full Cancun video here: https://youtu.be/H4nMLPhUO4Y

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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"I WAS UNJUSTLY FIRED" Nov 16, 2022

Show notes

A caller tells the story of getting fired from their dream job as an art teacher for unjust and possibly illegal reasons. We discuss whether or not the caller wants to pursue legal action after a series of negative experiences.

Afterwards a man tells me of a journey involving 6 gallons of piss, a caller plans to get married at 19 as a “practice run”, and a final caller tells me what it was like being born without a butthole.

Don’t worry about that weird thing you did. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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"I CATFISHED SOMEONE" Nov 13, 2022

Show notes

A caller tells me how she made a fake tinder profile to get back at a guy who is now a close friend of hers. We discuss whether or not she should ever tell her friend that the profile was her.

Afterwards a self-described shut in tells me how his isolation has started to get in the way of his life, a caller believes their life might be a scripted TV show, and a final caller is stuck on a rock…in a river…alone.

I hope I can be a gecko and talk to people on the phone for at least 7 more years. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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