Therapy Gecko

Latest Episodes:

“I’M A BURNT OUT JAZZ PLAYER” Aug 30, 2026

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A caller becomes burnt out doing what they love and a final caller and I discuss drinking water.
Is your dad going to the party? I am a gecko.

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“I’M A FAMOUS DUTCH VIKING" Aug 26, 2026

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A caller is bored of his controversial online viking persona, a caller's unpaid overtime is ruining their life, and a final caller returns with an update about talking to a girl at work.
Get in line. I am a gecko.
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“I’M TERRIFIED OF POPCORN” Aug 23, 2026

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A caller is terrified of popcorn, a caller longs to talk with their coworker more, and a final caller's mom believes the earth is flat.

Try it. I am a gecko.

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“JURY DUTY CHANGED MY LIFE” Aug 19, 2026

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A caller learns profound insight from their experience on the jury of a murder case, a caller from Denmark engages in wild graduation behavior, and a final caller is frequently mistaken as gay.

Ready your swords. I am a gecko.

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“I MESS WITH PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE” Aug 16, 2026

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A caller shares the dangers of flushing your toilet, a caller causes chaos on Facebook Marketplace, and a final caller considers living out of their car to pursue their dream.

We are all 3 rats in a trench coat. I am a gecko.

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“I DON’T WANT MY DAD’S DREAM” Aug 12, 2026

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A caller is pressured by his dad to take over the family business against his will, we speak with another internet therapy lizard, and a final caller tries to help their incel friend.

Turn around. I am a gecko.

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“I MIGHT BE RACIST” Aug 09, 2026

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A caller might be racist. Then another caller’s cousin changes his perspective on living on the streets.

You have the missing piece. I am a gecko.

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“I’M GIVING UP THE PARTY LIFE” Aug 05, 2026

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A caller abandons their party lifestyle in order to pursuit of a surprising goal, and caller chats about their dad’s problematic girlfriend while pitching a camping tent.

The goblin is inside you. I am a gecko.
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“GAMBLING RUINED OUR RELATIONSHIP” Aug 02, 2026

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A caller deals with their fiancé’s gambling problem, a caller’s dad becomes a far right streamer, and a final caller almost gets beheaded by a turkey.

Hello. I am a gecko.

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“I HAVE TO PARENT MY PARENTS” Jul 29, 2026

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A caller tries to parent their parents, a caller is kidnapped while hitchhiking, and a final caller’s friend steals $400 from him.

Let’s meet the strange cave. I am a gecko.

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