Therapy Gecko

Latest Episodes:

"I HAVE AMNESIA" Oct 05, 2022

Show notes

A caller describes not being able to remember anything from her life prior to a year ago, and how her dissociative amnesia has forced her to rediscover herself.

Then we hear from a caller who is questioning reality after a two tab acid trip, a caller who is not sure if she can make friends due to her niche interests scaring away her peers, and a caller who can no longer enjoy his local pizza after tasting better pizza in another town.

Draw something in Microsoft Paint and DM me it on Instagram (@Lyle4ever). I am a gecko.

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"I'M MAKING A BIG CHANGE" Oct 02, 2022

Show notes

A caller and I discuss her desire to move to Ireland after the death of her father as a way of getting in touch with the community he came from

Then a caller describes how experimenting with a butt plug resulted in a hospital visit, a caller is anxious about meeting her internet friends for the first time, and a guy shares his passion for the backyard wrestling group he’s been involved with for most of his life.

Then I talk to a guy who operates tanks for the military as part of a bunch of street interviews I did outside the Washington Monument.

Nothing and everything matters. I am a gecko.

IRL video in Washington DC: https://youtu.be/gYGsi0kMFzg

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"I'M FINALLY OFF PROBATION" Sep 28, 2022

Show notes

A man from Alaska calls in a week before the end of his 8 year long probation, and claims he’s experiencing anxiety over his newfound freedom.

Then a pregnant caller discusses her mixed feelings about having a baby, a caller harasses his wife with a puppet on a daily basis, and I talk with a final caller about dealing with bullies at school.

There are a lot of ways to prepare potatoes. I am a gecko.

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CHILDREN OF THE GECK Sep 25, 2022

Show notes

A caller discovers a Facebook group of 70+ biological siblings that all came from the same sperm donor as her. Now she is faced with whether or not to pursue a relationship with them.

Afterwards a caller tells me about how his boredom has compelled him to enact his impulsive desires, a caller is conflicted by romantic feelings he has for his soon to be roommate, and a man shares his final thoughts with me as he arrives at the location of a cult he is joining.

Today may or may not be a nice day outside depending on when you are reading this. I am a gecko.

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“MY SISTER IS ADDICTED TO VIRTUAL REALITY” Sep 18, 2022

Show notes

A caller considers disconnecting from his family after a series of jarring events caused by his sister’s addiction to a virtual reality game.

Then a caller confesses that he has been jerking off on his brother’s towel almost every day for a decade, a daughter grapples with the growing suspicion that her parents are sleeping with the neighbors, and I challenge a caller on the correct way to wear your socks.

Alligators are really persistent dinosaurs. I am a gecko.

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"MY FRIEND IS NOT WHO I THOUGHT THEY WERE" Sep 11, 2022

Show notes

This first call deals with a heavy topic so viewer discretion is advised: a caller tells me that a longstanding childhood friend of hers has been arrested for a horrible crime, and we discuss the flux of emotions she’s been dealing with in response.

Afterwards we hear from a caller struggling to find a balance between his Pakistani heritage and his new life in the US, a man who feels guilt from a petty crime he committed in high school, and a caller who tells us what it’s like dating as a plus sized woman.

DM me a picture on Instagram (@lyle4ever) of your favorite road trip snack. I’m going on tour and need ideas for nourishment. I am a gecko.

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CALLING FROM THE HOSPITAL Sep 07, 2022

Show notes

A caller steps out of the hospital while visiting her sick father, and divulges that she has been debating whether or not to continue taking care of him because of how horrible he’s treated her and her family in the past.

Then a caller and I discuss the stress that has stemmed from her having cold feet to kiss her girlfriend for the first time, a man questions me about something called “Frogner’s Glory Hole”, and two buddies tell me about their recent experience of waterboarding themselves.

Do something you have never done today. I am a gecko.

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"I'M AFRAID TO DIE" Sep 04, 2022

Show notes

This is one of my favorite calls I’ve taken on this podcast: a caller and I discuss his persistent health anxiety and how it has leaked into all aspects of his life. We chat about what it means to navigate life while juggling a daunting fear of death, while also reflecting on how death unites us all.

Then a couple asks me to weigh in on a important disagreement they are caught in: is it gay to jizz on your own face?

Later a caller and I weigh the pros and cons of donating your sperm to a sperm bank.
Then the podcast will be over and you can go do something else. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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BOBBY LEE GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Aug 31, 2022

Show notes

I am joined by comedian Bobby Lee to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Callers include a woman battling with self confidence, a guy currently at his great grandma’s funeral, a guy severely addicted to jerking off, and more. We talk about a lot of other stuff too and Bobby calls me a fuck face. It was a great episode.

Calls start at: 12:10

More Bobby stuff here: https://instagram.com/bobbyleelive?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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WOULD YOU EAT YOUR FRIEND'S LEG? Aug 28, 2022

Show notes

A man calls in to discuss a hypothetical question: would you consume your friend's leg?

Then we hear from a caller who was recently diagnosed with a condition that will cause him to be blind within the next 10 years, and how this diagnosis has affected their outlook on life.

Later a smoke shop employee reflects on her customers and a caller desires to incorporate farts into his sex life.
I wish I had something to put at the end right here. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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