Therapy Gecko

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YUNG GRAVY GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Jul 20, 2022

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I am joined on this episode by rapper Yung Gravy to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Yung Gravy is known for his blending of trap and oldies, his serial dating of older women, and being a nice guy.

Callers include a cam girl trying to deal with negative comments, a woman considering using her vaginal juices as perfume, a woman who was recently given 5 years to live by her doctor, a guy receiving threats from a witch that he scorned, and more.

Calls start at: 09:12

Keep up with Yung Gravy on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/yunggravy/videos

I am a gecko.

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"MY BOYFRIEND SLEPT WITH MY MOM" Jul 17, 2022

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Calls from a woman who caught her boyfriend sleeping with her mom and continued the relationship for five more years, a dude with epilepsy who purposely gives himself seizures to get out of doing stuff he doesn’t want to do, a caller who’s bitter about his height hurting his dating opportunities, and a woman who once saw a velociraptor enter her room through a portal. Checks out.
Scratch & sniff stickers don’t taste nearly as good as they smell. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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"I COLLECT PEOPLE'S HAIR" Jul 13, 2022

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After gathering strands of human hair for 3 years, a caller begins to wonder if they have a problem.

Then a pet owner tells me they’re addicted to huffing their cat’s fur, a caller speaks on the challenges of pursuing a career in cosmetology with a debilitating neurological disorder, a caller discusses his strange relationship with his ex-girlfriends dad, and I help a lost man get grounded while he’s on psychedelic mushrooms.
The bicycle was invented in 1817. That’s what Google says anyways. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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BACK FROM THE DEAD Jul 10, 2022

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A caller told all her friends and acquaintances that her mother was dead, but now her mother is coming to her wedding. We discuss how she might be able to explain this one.
After that a man investigates the sexual fetishes of his father, sister, and grandmother in order to learn more about himself. It is not as fucked up as it sounds. Or maybe it is. I don’t know.

Finally a woman tells me that she has panic attacks every time she goes to take a shit, and how she has dealt with this extreme fear of the bathroom throughout her life.

Try standing outside for 13 and a half minutes today. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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"I'M DATING MY BOSS" Jul 06, 2022

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Calls from a woman trying to keep her relationship with her boss a secret, a guy living in Kuwait who tells us about his quality of life in the Middle East, and a man currently on ecstasy for the first time.

DM me a picture on Instagram (@lyle4ever) of a food I should try. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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"GECKING OFF" Jul 03, 2022

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A caller confides to me that he puts a great deal of effort into scripting his conversations beforehand in order to avoid "failed social interactions.” We get into why he’s always felt this pressure, how he discovered he had autism during a trip on mushrooms, and his obsession with flags.
After that a caller tells me about his experience masturbating in the bathroom of the Vatican City museum as a form of religious retribution, which led to a larger goal of masturbating in as many different countries as possible.

Then a caller tells me his wild story of getting arrested in the Middle East for kissing another man, what it’s like in Jordanian jail, and how he ended up escaping to the US.

A lot of you guys sent pictures of tennis balls to my Instagram DMs (@lyle4ever) last week. Thanks for that. This week I would like pictures of folding chairs. I don’t know what I’m going to do with them but hopefully it’s something productive. Thanks for reading these descriptions. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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"I THREW SOMEONE'S ASHES AWAY" Jun 29, 2022

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A caller tells me he accidentally threw away his sister’s roommate’s dad’s ashes and is receiving angry messages from the family. He talks with me on the phone as a way to procrastinate on dealing with the situation and facing up to them.
Then a caller tells me about his recurring hallucinations and how they relate to his fear of being perceived. After that a woman tells me about her desire to cheat on her partner and a final caller debates pressing charges on her uncle for crimes he’s committed against the family.
Send me a picture of a tennis ball on Instagram (@lyle4ever) if you actually read these descriptions. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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A GECK IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION Jun 26, 2022

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A small town couple calls in to talk about their unhinged father-in-law who has made several wacky accusations toward them throughout the years. Their father has gone as far to involve the police in these matters without much evidence. The couple and I get into their family dynamics and the husband tells us what it was like growing up with said father.

Afterwards a 3D sculptor calls in to tell me how he’s uncontrollably attracted to one of his 3D models, a caller tells me how he robbed a liquor store when we was 9, and a woman tells me what led her to spend $8000 on stuffed animals.

Some dirt is ok to eat. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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"MY EX MIGHT BE A CANNIBAL" Jun 22, 2022

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We hear from a caller that after numerous red flags has reason to believe her ex-boyfriend is a cannibal. She tells us in detail about the uncomfortable events that lead to this theory.

Then we talk to a caller who’s ex-girlfriend is maintaining a friendship with his grandma even after they’ve broken up, a caller who is cheating on his girlfriend with another man, a caller addicted to reckless driving, and a caller who is having to “reverse come out” after already telling his parents he’s gay.

I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THE IDENTITY CRISIS Jun 19, 2022

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A caller struggles with being seen only as “The Guy Who Wears Hawaiian Shirts”, we discuss the various ways he might be able to expand upon his identity. Afterward a confides that she may be using her current partner as a "rebound."

Then a caller and I discuss his longstanding fear of ceiling fans, a caller who admits to spitting in a customer's food at work, and many other things also happen.

I think it is a very fun episode. This is a description. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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