Therapy Gecko

Latest Episodes:

ANDREW CALLAGHAN GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO May 11, 2022

Show notes

Calls start around 11:13

I am joined in this episode by journalist Andrew Callaghan of All Gas No Breaks/Channel 5. Andrew is known for his documentarian work of America's underbelly, including QAnon meetings, Flat Earth conventions, and most recently his coverage of the war in Ukraine. He's also a nice guy.

Callers include a guy who's locked in an auto-yard, a student who steals plants and gives them to her professors, a submissive woman who just ghosted her dom, a guy addicted to LSD, and more.

It's a good episode. I am a gecko.

Check out Andrew's work right here: https://www.youtube.com/c/Channel5YouTube

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Therapy Gecko Live from LA (in front of human people) May 08, 2022

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I recorded this episode in live in front of 200 people at the Lodge Room in Los Angeles. For the first half of the show I talk to callers, then at around 1:04:52 I talk to people from the crowd. It was a raucous evening of lots of people talking and saying words.

Conversation topics include getting high while driving, problematic grandparents, alien fetus lava lamps, voice acting, deadly parents, and lots of other things too.

I am a gecko.

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"I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS" May 04, 2022

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A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the aliens and how they were perceived by the caller.

Then a lady calls in to tell me about how she's handling her recent herpes diagnosis, and then we hear from a man who's having an affair with a married woman. I think it is a really good and interesting episode. I only write that in these descriptions when it's true.

Ok. That's it. No more. Go home. You're drunk. I'm a gecko.

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BENNY BLANCO GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO May 01, 2022

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I am joined on this episode by musician Benny Blanco to talk to people on the phone. Benny is known for his work with artists like Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Kanye West, and others. He is also a nice guy.

We talk to a guy about a death threat he received from his employer, a caller with a habit of sleeping with his friend's girlfriends, a couple who's received an offer to join the swinging community, an aspiring actor working on wind turbines, and a woman running a crystal business.

Call start at 07:13

Follow Benny on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/

I am a gecko.

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"WE'RE TRYING AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP" Apr 27, 2022

Show notes

A couple calls in to talk about their sex life. The guy says he's no longer interested in having sex, so he wants his girlfriend to fill her needs elsewhere. She's unsure about it. We talk it through.
We also hear from a woman who pooped her one piece in public, an electrician who shocks himself on purpose while simultaneously handling his baby mama drama, and a man living with a speech impediment tells us how that affects his day-to-day.
This is a good one. I can feel it. I am a gecko.

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"I'M ADDICTED TO HENTAI" Apr 24, 2022

Show notes

A caller discloses how his hentai addiction is affecting his life on multiple fronts. I also hear from a caller who stalks their ex using a fake Instagram, a guy who is suspicious his buddy broke his bong on vacation, and a lady who questions her father’s character after moving back home.
We had a good time. You’ll have a good time. I am a gecko.

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"MY PARTNER WANTS ME TO SELL DRUGS" Apr 20, 2022

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A retired drug dealer calls in and we weigh the pros and cons of returning to the game after their partner suggests doing so.
Then talk to a caller who is trying to turn their Gatorade addiction into an art piece, a man who disassociated for multiple months in a row, and a caller who is struggling telling the other participants of her threesome that she may have given them chlamydia.

It is a good episode. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

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MARC REBILLET GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Apr 17, 2022

Show notes

I am joined this episode by musician and entertainer Marc Rebillet. He is known for his signature style of bridging electronic music and comedy. He is also a good guy.
We talk to a university student who's developed a strange relationship with her professor, a man who consumes an obscene amount of milk, a woman who's grandfather stole her boyfriend, and more. It was a very good one.
Call start at: 10:41
Here is Marc's YouTube. It is a fun place: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXgxNzAgZ1GExhTW4X1mUrg
I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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BROTHERS, MINIONS, TESTICULAR TORSION Apr 13, 2022

Show notes

We talk to a caller who is struggling to connect with his incarcerated brother, a man who had a testicular emergency, and a son who's conflicted about his mom starting an OnlyFans.
Later we talk to a person who is ashamed to love The Minions and a daughter worried about her mom's growing interests in crystals.
This is honestly a really good episode. I'm not just saying that because I made it. I'm saying it for other reasons in addition to that. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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ERICK THE ARCHITECT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Apr 10, 2022

Show notes

I'm joined on this episode by rapper and producer Erick The Architect. Erick is known for being a member of the hip hop group Flatbush Zombies and for his various solo projects. He is also a good guy.
Erick and I talk to people on the phone about being punched in the face, bleeding assholes, being introverted, being Jewish, porn careers, ghosting your exs, and more. It was a very good time.
Call start at: 00:08:09
Here is Erick’s fun website where you can dress and learn about him: https://www.erickthearchitect.com/
I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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