Therapy Gecko

Latest Episodes:

ANTHONY FANTANO GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Jan 22, 2023

Show notes

I am joined by renowned music critic Anthony Fantano to talk people on the phone as geckos.

Topics include the toilet seat market, dealing with being alone, identity theft, a horny pet bird, the ethics of smoking weed, how long is too long to pursue a musical career, going on a date to the morgue, and other stuff too.

Check out Anthony’s website here: https://www.theneedledrop.com

I am a gecko.

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"I WAS BANNED FROM YOUR SHOW" Jan 18, 2023

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After being banned from my Twitch chat, a caller explains why he sent the message that got him banned and asks for a second chance.

Then a caller tells me how their partner’s gender transition has caused them to reconsider their relationship, and a final caller desires to create a version of himself that isn’t being held back by his horniness.

Life is short. I am a gecko.

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"I DRESS UP LIKE A WOLF SO I CAN FEEL SOMETHING" Jan 15, 2023

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A caller has issues with feeling empathy and emotions, and tells me how their “femboy furry” persona has helped them navigate this.

Afterwards a college student struggles to tell her mother that she’s a cam girl, and a final caller wonders if she should ditch her group of friends that constantly make fun of her.

Don’t tell my mom I’m a gecko. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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THE PREGNANCY EPISODE Jan 11, 2023

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A caller considers becoming a surrogate mother for her boyfriend’s aunt at the age of 19.

Then a guy calls in to express his constant fear that his girlfriend will discover his massive collection of pregnancy hentai, and a final caller who has recently retired reflects on her life.

DM me on Instagram (@lyle4ever) your best joke. I am a gecko

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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"I HAD TO GIVE A RESTRAINING ORDER" Jan 08, 2023

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A caller tells me how the multiple boundaries their high school math teacher crossed resulted in a lifelong restraining order.

Then we hear from a caller whose coworker makes out with dogs (yes dogs) at their work events, a person who has spent over $300 on gifts for their crush, and a final caller struggling with how his misdirected anger has hurt his mother.

Gasoline smells kind of good in a weird way. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“I’M ADDICTED TO PROSTITUTES” Jan 04, 2023

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A caller tells me how his addictive personality is currently fueling his desire to spend all his disposable income on hook ups with prostitutes.

Then a caller from Germany expresses concerns over her boyfriend using Instagram too much, and a final caller keys me in on their niche obsession with 9/11.

Wasn’t that party wild last night? I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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"MY GRANDMOTHER HATES ME" Jan 01, 2023

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A caller (excitedly?) tells me of an (incestual?) relationship between her father and step-grandfather.

Then we hear from a guy who believes his grandmother may hate him after years of her refusing to say “I love you” back, and a final caller grows suspicious of her new boyfriend after he asks her for a large sum of money.

Animals have no concept of a New Year. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“I’M AFRAID THE END OF THE WORLD IS SOON” Dec 28, 2022

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A caller tells me how a bible study trip resulted in a persistent feeling of anxiety about the world ending.

Afterwards a caller gets caught in a love triangle with his girlfriend and her mom, and a student from Germany calls in the middle of the night to reflect on how his rough childhood inspired him to teach children about emotional vulnerability.

Don’t do anything I wouldn't do. Or do. I’m not your mom. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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THE POWERFUL CUP MANEUVER Dec 21, 2022

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A man and his girlfriend reflect on a very impressive feat involving a McDonalds cup, a delivery truck, and explosive diarrhea.

Then a health care worker tells us what he’s learned from working in a hospice, a man struggles with being shamed by his social circle for his fetish for being cucked, and a final caller debates what cut of pizza is the best while his wife writhes in pain from labor contractions in the background.

Leave some crickets out for me this holiday season. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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"I WENT TO THE STRIP CLUB WITH MY MOM" Dec 18, 2022

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After a hard time living with her extended family in the hopes to save money, a caller reevaluates her options to move away after her uncle tells her she’s a disappointment. We also learn a lot about working at Target. It was a good call.

Then after verifying that I am not a cop, a mother and son tell me about their recent family bonding experience at a strip club, and a final caller reflects on this episode’s calls while saying a bunch of stuff about capitalism.

Happy Hanukkah. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.