Therapy Gecko

Latest Episodes:

THE DOORDASH THIEF Mar 29, 2023

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A Doordasher questions his morality after stealing the food of a customer who took too long to reply.

Later we hear from an apartment maintenance man who hates an elderly tenant, a caller feeling jealousy over their friend’s streaming career, a dude getting an adult circumcision soon, and a recently retired soldier shares their experience as a bisexual person in the United States military.

I have no idea what I am doing. I am a gecko.

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GECK OF DUTY Mar 26, 2023

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A soldier keys me in on the pivotal moments of his life. Those moments include being struck by lightning at boy scout camp, dying twice, going to war, being trapped at sea on a military boat during the pandemic, his friend Joey, and much more. He’s a cool guy.

Afterwards I talk to a guy feeling guilt for working at his dream job, and then the podcast is over.

Can someone mail me some scrabble pieces? I misplaced a few. I am a gecko.

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“I WAS IN A COMA FOR 6 WEEKS” Mar 22, 2023

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A caller describes his experience waking up from a 6 week long medically induced coma.

Then a return caller explains how I somehow saved their life, a caller leaves his last employer poor Yelp reviews in an act of vengeance, and an upcoming social media star is not sure if they should continue making out with a Naruto cutout on TikTok.

Go skip a rock down a river. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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“I WAS LOST AT SEA” Mar 19, 2023

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A caller tells me how a company fishing trip stranded him at sea on a sinking boat while surrounded by sharks for 21 hours.

Next a caller reads me notes from a journal they kept during an era of Tinder hook-ups, a caller ponders when to stop helping someone you care about, a concerned daughter worries her sister is scheming on their father’s will, and a final caller admits they’ve been habitually masturbating in sensory deprevation tanks.

Write a poem about a hat and put it in your desk and never read it again. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“THE FORCE IS WITHIN ME” Mar 15, 2023

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A caller tells me how their life has been going since their grandmother walked in on them pleasuring themselves with a vibrating lightsaber.

Afterwards a caller shares that she recently discovered her partner cross-dresses and reveals some worries regarding their relationship, then I speak to a caller who claims to be the youngest therapist in Austria.

Riding horses is more fun than driving cars. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“I GET BIT A LOT” Mar 12, 2023

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A caller trying to get into the physical education industry is not sure if it’s worth getting bitten by his students.

Afterwards a caller tells me about her mother’s longtime wish for her to be gay, a caller shares how buying a gecko suit ended in romance, and I catch up with a friend from high school.

Buying a book always feels like I’m lying to myself that I’ll read it. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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“I WANT TO FUCK LIGHTNING MCQUEEN” Mar 08, 2023

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A caller tells me why their patience for their friend's attraction to cartoon characters is wearing thin.

Then a call center worker discloses that they look at their client’s homes while on the line with them, a caller discloses her obsession with blankets, and a final caller fears that there are not many “real” connections between people these days.

Go to the hospital just to eat in the cafeteria. I heard they have good food. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

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VACATIONS AND DEMONS AND STARBUCKS Mar 05, 2023

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A caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there.

Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller expresses their worries about orchestrating a “dancing hike” via Meetup now that 22 people have signed up, and a final caller wants to quit their job at Starbucks.

I am going to go drink salt water. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THE PIZZA MAN Mar 01, 2023

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A pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters.

Then a pair of brothers speak on some bubbling concerns over their gambling habit, a guy tells me how he and his best friend accrued 1.25 million dollars worth of debt, and a final caller questions if teaching grade school was the right career path for them.

The DMV is a great place to make friends. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THE PROXY MARRIAGE Feb 26, 2023

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A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months.

Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die, and a caller shares their desire to see Egypt after learning they were conceived on magic mushrooms.

Try going outside. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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