Therapy Gecko

Latest Episodes:

“I WAS A 911 OPERATOR” Jun 07, 2023

Show notes

An ex-911 dispatcher tells me about his 1st day on the job, pranks calls, and his overall thoughts about the gig.

Then I talk to a caller who is not sure if having friends is worth it after his friend violently broke his sink while wrestling him.

Can I have a piece of gum? I am a gecko.

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“THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I’VE DONE” Jun 04, 2023

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Calls include a jarring response to me asking a man the most horrible thing he has ever done, going from being an illegal drug dealer to a legal one, the pros and cons of dating your boss at the pizza restaurant you work at, and a return from my old nemesis.

Playing movies in your head is cheaper than going to see one. I am a gecko.

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“I CHEATED AND SHE TOOK ME BACK” May 31, 2023

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A caller tells me how he’s still with his girlfriend despite cheating on her with a man in the movie theater bathroom during a screening of Cocaine Bear. We get her side of the story too.

Then I play a clip from one of my live shows in Florida where a man tells me all about bailing his mom out of jail for a DUI.
Peter Griffin is a reference to pop culture. I am a gecko.

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THE BART SIMPSON CYST May 28, 2023

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A couple immobilized by both of their recent injuries calls in to teach me about the painful situation that is vaginal cysts.

Afterwards a caller ponders the ethics of him routinely stealing groceries, and a final couple tells me how their romance began at a McDonalds.

Try not to make it weird. I am a gecko.

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“I CONVERTED RELIGIONS ON A WHIM” May 24, 2023

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After a harsh break up, a caller travels alone to India and meets a stranger in a hostel that guides him on a wild adventure involving converting to Islam, joining a family, and giving a speech in front of hundreds of people. It’s a doozy of a call.

Afterwards a caller explains how being high during their first day on the job at Wendy’s got them fired on the spot.

Smell the roses more. Unless there are wasps. I am a gecko.

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“I’VE BEEN A TRUCK DRIVER FOR 35 YEARS” May 21, 2023

Show notes

A truck driver and his daughter call in while their truck is broken down on one of their last trips together. To pass the time, he tells me stories about his last 35 years on the road.

Afterwards a caller at the beginning of a 90 day “dopamine detox” tells me how he’s going to make it through.

DM on Instagram (@lyle4ever) with pictures of good European snacks. I am a gecko.

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“I THREW MY EX’S STUFF OUT” May 17, 2023

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Two friends tell me how their brutal breakups have brought them to the exciting state of Mississippi for a girl’s trip.

Afterwards a Jamba Juice employee speaks on being raised Buddhist and a DJ describes to me his obsessive fantasy involving a girl he has barely spoken to.

Then we end with an IRL interview I did on the streets of Japan with a woman visiting the country from Australia. She tells me how processing a death in the family brought her to Tokyo.
Check out the whole Japan video here: https://youtu.be/TYPFGmpUQyw

It is very you to listen to this podcast. I am a gecko.

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THE AUSTRALIA EPISODE May 14, 2023

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This episode features people calling in from around Australia to talk about the famed Australian hobby of driving around, a war that happened where everyone there fought birds (?), the drug scene down under, the outback, tap dancing, and more.

Later I talk to a musician about whether to settle down or live the dream.

Crikey! I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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MENTAL HOSPITAL FOOD May 10, 2023

Show notes

A caller tells me how their stay at a mental health hospital went including reviews of the food there.

Then I hear from a caller struggling to redeem himself after a series of poor relationships, a person wanting to play tic-tac-toe, and a caller alone at home while his fiancé is at her bachelorette party.

We are the 3rd planet from the sun. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

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THE HILLBILLY VAGABOND May 07, 2023

Show notes

A caller by the name of “Murdock the Hillbilly Vagabond” tells me his life story of visiting everywhere in the world, building an empire, and having it all taken away from him.

Then a caller who admits to eating 4 Klondike bars in one sitting gives advice on how to stay healthy.

Think of a number between 1 and 10. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.