Therapy Gecko

Latest Episodes:

“HEY I’M TONY HOW YOU DOIN’?” Feb 22, 2023

Show notes

I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby.

Afterwards a caller tells me how picking up a naked hitchhiker taught them they do too much for others, I talk to a food service worker about the miracle of crack, and a final caller doesn’t want to inherit the family business.

Check under your phone case for snakes. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

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"WHAT I LEARNED FROM DRIVING A HOT DOG" Feb 19, 2023

Show notes

A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states.

Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller what it’s like being an ASMR YouTuber.

Being an ant sounds scary. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“I HAVE 7 KIDS” Feb 15, 2023

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One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one.

Afterwards a caller discloses that they have been vengefully using their employer’s company credit card since being fired, and a final caller knows for a FACT that the world is a simulation.

Watch your step. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"I HATE MY NAME" Feb 12, 2023

Show notes

A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith.

Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting with her estranged sister, and a caller trying to re-enter the dating scene as a single father.

Do you have any games on your phone that I could play? I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"GOING TO RAVES AND DOING DRUGS WITH MY MOM" Feb 08, 2023

Show notes

A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship.

Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move abroad, and a final caller argues that things will be okay.

Running near the pool is not allowed, but it is fun. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TIM HEIDECKER GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO Feb 05, 2023

Show notes

In a great full circle moment I am joined by comedian Tim Heidecker to talk to callers about time traveling coins, yard sale drama, life with a micro-penis, and other stuff too.

Check out Tim’s YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/@TimHeidecker

And if you haven’t already go watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job + Tim and Eric’s Bedtime Stories on HBO Max.

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

i have a big announcement Feb 03, 2023

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I am going on tour to 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, Canada, and Australia. Tickets are available now at https://therapygeckotour.com. Get ‘em before they sell out.

DATES:

3/16 PHOENIX AZ

3/19 LAS VEGAS NV

3/20 SALT LAKE CITY UT

3/22 AUSTIN TX

3/23 DALLAS TX

3/24 HOUSTON TX

3/29 DETROIT MI

4/2 COLUMBUS OH

4/3 INDY IN

4/4 ST. LOUIS MO

4/5 CHICAGO IL

4/7 MILWAUKEE WI

4/12 SAN DIEGO CA

5/1 NASHVILLE TN

5/2 ATLANTA GA

5/3 TAMPA FL

5/4 WEST PALM BEACH FL

5/17 DENVER CO

5/26 OSLO NORWAY

5/28 COPENHAGEN DENMARK

5/30 BERLIN GERMANY

5/31 AMSTERDAM NETHERLANDS

6/2 STOCKHOLM SWEDEN

6/3 LISBON PORTUGAL

6/8 DUBLIN IRELAND

6/9 BELFAST UK

6/12 GLASGOW UK

6/13 MANCHESTER UK

6/15 BRIGHTON UK

6/16 LONDON UK

6/27 VANCOUVER CANADA

6/28 PORTLAND OR

6/29 SEATTLE WA

6/30 SAN FRANCISCO CA

8/11 HONOLULU HAWAII

9/7 TORONTO CANADA

9/9 CHARLOTTE NC

9/10 GREENVILE SC

9/13 RICHMOND VA

9/16 BALTIMORE MD

9/17 PHILADELPHIA PA

9/19 NEW YORK CITY

11/10 LOS ANGELES CA

(AUSTRALIA DATES COMING SOON)

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CONFESSIONS OF AN UBER DRIVER Feb 01, 2023

Show notes

A caller explains how his job as an Uber driver has had a profound effect on his life in a variety of ways, a caller debates the ethics of pissing in the sink, and a final caller tries to be less competitive so she can attend board game night in peace.

With a change in perspective, stains on the carpet can be decoration. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

GEXUAL HEALING (feat. Kazumi) Jan 29, 2023

Show notes

A caller wrestles with the consequences of sleeping with his uncle’s fiancé, and a mother and daughter reflect on their lives while on a road trip from Florida to New York.

Then I am joined by adult film star Kazumi to talk to callers about their fear of holding babies, faking your death, and advice on talking to girls.

Check out the full episode with Kazumi on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/UIkfLsjhZpA

Go pet a cat. I am a gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"I RUINED SOMEONE'S LIFE" Jan 25, 2023

Show notes

Stories of MySpace misuse with a decades long effect, a caller trying to be less hateful, a pair of sisters dealing with their mother, and a cousin who fucks chickens.

Vlogs are like nature documentaries of humans. I am gecko.

Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com

SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com

FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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