Texas Podcast Massacre

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FROM THE CRYPT: Sadako vs. Kayako Episode 199 Jan 06, 2022

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Re-release of episode 199!

We finish up Versus month with the Mitch-requested Sadako Vs. Kayako crossover from 2016. We debate if Sadako could take on Jason, go into Mitch's deep Ring fandom, and talk about how to use horror at a baseball game.

Segments:

Debate Question (6:55): Pick 'em of the versus movies
Movie Review (24:07): Sadako vs. Kayako (2016)
Final Cut (72:18): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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228 End of Year 2021 Dec 29, 2021

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Happy Holidays from us here at Texas Podcast Massacre! We put 2021 to rest with our favorite episodes and films of the year along with our worst disappointments, don't miss it!

Show Segments:

Favorite episodes (3:42)
Least favorite episodes/disappointments (12:36)
Our Top 10 horror movies of 2021 (17:30)
2022 predictions (62:00)

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

FROM THE CRYPT: Willy Wonka Episode 131 Dec 24, 2021

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Re-release of episode 131!

This week we review the classic children's movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and with 100% accuracy point out it is in fact a horror film.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (03:28): What is the best candy?
Movie Review (12:35): Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
It Could Be Worse... (78:50)
Final Cut (85:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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227 The Gingerdead Man: Busey to Busey Dec 17, 2021

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What better way to get into the Christmas spirit than everyone's favorite Gary Busey-voiced cookie? That's right, this week we review The Gingerdead Man and dig deep into the movie that launched an entire franchise of baking puns.

Segments:

News You Can Use (5:30)
Movie Review (16:00): Gingerdead Man (2005)
Final Cut (50:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

226 Christmas Evil: Feliz Navi-Dead Dec 08, 2021

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This week we get into the holiday season with one of John Waters' favorite films, Christmas Evil! We discuss news you can use, our most traumatic Christmas moments, and how this was the inspiration for E.T.

Segments:

News You Can Use (5:10)
Movie Review (19:20): Christmas Evil (1980)
Final Cut (60:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

225 Starship Troopers: Starship Truthers Dec 02, 2021

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This week we review the ALL-TIME CLASSIC sci-fi film Starship Troopers! We recast the movie with actors of today with guests Jill and Matt, a Bugs vs. Dogs movie is pitched, and Lisa breaks Mitch's heart.

Segments:

Debate Question: Recast this movie with actors now (7:30)
Movie Review (28:42): Starship Troopers (1997)
Final Cut (74:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

224 Little Shop of Horrors: They Ate Cleveland! Nov 17, 2021

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This week Team Lisa gets their revenge when the crew reviews Little Shop of Horrors from 1986. We debate who should be in the remake, talk about the horror that is dentistry and apparently watched two versions of the movie.

Segments:

Debate Question: Who should be cast as Audrey II? (4:50)
Movie Review (15:50): Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
Final Cut (61:25): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

223 Bone Tomahawk: Doin' a Ramblin' Nov 10, 2021

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This week we review the occasionally brutal, occasionally boring listener request Bone Tomahawk. We debate the worst dead-eyed kids' characters, Lisa rants about western plotlines, and describe one of the more well-known kill scenes in recent memory.

Segments:

Debate Question: What kids' video is creepier than Sophie la Giraffe? (3:10)
Movie Review (16:05): Bone Tomahawk (2015)
Final Cut (63:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

222 Last Night in Soho: Death by Shirley Temple Nov 09, 2021

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The wait is finally over as we review Edgar Wright's latest film Last Night in Soho. We debate which classic actors deserve a horror film, discuss some incredibly shot dance sequences and rave about this future Naterion Collection entry!

Segments:

Debate Question: What classic actress/actor would you cast in a horror film? (6:12)
Spoiler-Free Movie Review (19:18)
Full Movie Review (42:40): Last Night in Soho (2021)
Final Cut (79:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

221 End of Days: Why I Hate This Arnold Oct 27, 2021

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This week is our annual Halloween crossover episode with the Why I Hate This Album guys! We talk about the period-appropriate nu-metal soundtrack, talk sniper priests, and review this poor man's Rosemary's Baby/Devil's Advocate remake.

Segments:

Why I Hate This Album voicemail (4:40)
Movie Review (23:15): End of Days (1999)
Final Cut (67:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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