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293 Vampires: John Carpenter's Mitch's Selection Vampires Jun 10, 2023

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This week we review John Carpenter's Vampires from 1998 and debate whether this is the least likeable cast of all time.

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292 The Horror Movies That Made Us Jun 03, 2023

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Mitch's computer is still dead this week, so we go back in time and discuss the horror movies that made us fans of the genre when we were WAY too young!

291 TPM 2023 Horror Preview May 26, 2023

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Mitch's computer died this week, so we preview 2023's upcoming horror slate and pick out the films we're the most excited for along with a lot of Nun 2 talk!

290 Scream and Renfield Double Feature! May 19, 2023

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This week we have a double feature reviewing two somewhat classic 2023 films Renfield and Scream 6!

Debate Question: What horror roles should Nic Cage take on next?
Movie Reviews: Renfield (2023) and Scream 6 (2023)
Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests

289 Evil Dead Rises: Marley & Me-vil Dead May 11, 2023

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Mitch is back from his Summer Living and travels to review Evil Dead Rise! We debate way better names for this movie and rank where this film sits in the illustrious Evil Dead franchise.

Debate Question (9:10): What is a better name for this movie than Evil Dead Rise?
Movie Review (18:25): Evil Dead Rise (2023)
Final Cut (58:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

FROM THE CRYPT: Episode 245 - Mama May 05, 2023

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Re-release of episode 245!

We kick off Guiller-May del Toro month with Mother's Day-approved Mama from 2013! We debate the Murderverse, get a controversial review, and Mitch talks about parenthood.

Debate Question (5:35): What's Nate's take on the 'Murderverse'?
Voicemail/5-star review (18:45)
Movie Review (33:25): Mama (2013)
Final Cut (65:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

288 Tales From the Darkside: The Movie: Cat Got Your Throat Apr 20, 2023

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This week we review Tales From the Darkside: The Movie... well we mostly pitch spin off movies. We debate which film segment would make a good spinoff, Mitch debates Evil Dead Rise vs. Beau Is Afraid, and Nate references The Good Son again.

Debate Question: Pitch the Tales from the Darkside spin off movie
Movie Review: Tales From the Darkside: The Movie (1990)
Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests

287 Guyver 2: Job Security as Security Apr 06, 2023

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Mitch Madness concludes with Guyver: Dark Hero, the sequel that only young Mitch wanted! We debate Ultraman vs. Guyver, take one of the best actor rabbit holes ever, and we say the word 'Zoanoid' so many times!

Debate Question (4:15): Is Guyver better than Ultraman or Godzilla?
Movie Review (17:40): Guyver: Dark Hero (1994)
Final Cut (57:33): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

286 Return of the Living Dead 3: Ghost of Veronica Mars 2 Mar 30, 2023

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This week we're back with another Mitch pick, Return of the Living Dead 3 from 1993. We debate which 2000s teen tv characters would fit in horror franchises, talk about how Hereditary 100% ripped off this film, and pitch a Night Of vs. Return Of the Living Dead film.

Debate Question (3:50): What 2000s teen tv idol would fit best in a horror franchise?
Movie Review (18:40): Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
Final Cut (65:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

285 Stay Tuned: Dead Lasso and the Kill More Girls Mar 23, 2023

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This week we make kid Mitch's dreams come true and review Stay Tuned from 1992. We debate the best tv spoofs for hell (Kill More Girls and Dead Lasso), run through so many early 90s TV show puns, and Mitch roasts Rotten Tomatoes reviews.

Debate Question (3:50): What's the best hell spoof of a current tv show?
Movie Review (16:00): Stay Tuned (1992)
Final Cut (48:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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