Texas Podcast Massacre

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284 Leprechaun Returns: All's Well That Dies Well Mar 17, 2023

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Happy St. Patrick's Day! As per tradition we review Leprechaun Returns, debate the next horror director that should take on the storied franchise, and Mitch rants about bad limericks and Nate's movie score.

Debate Question (TBD): What horror director should take up the next Leprechaun movie?
Movie Review (TBD): Leprechaun Returns (2018)
Final Cut (TBD): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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283 The Dead Don't Die: Jimmy Jaramusch Runs Stevie Sturgill Into the Ground Mar 09, 2023

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This week we watched listener request The Dead Don't Die from 2019. We debate what we do would do as a zombie, ask whether Sturgill Simpson deserves jail time for writing this song, and apologize to Joy Ride fans.

Debate Question: What are you doing as a zombie?
Movie Review: The Dead Don't Die (2019)
Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests

282 The Boy: Doll of Fame Inductee Brahms Mar 02, 2023

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Doll of Fame week 5 is belatedly upon as with The Boy from 2016. We give a horror name to Mitch's brand new baby Samara, pitch an American Girl doll slasher flick, and pitch Brahms in a band called Doll and Oates.

Debate Question: What horror name should Mitch's third kid get?
Movie Review: The Boy (2016)
Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests

FROM THE CRYPT: Rosemary's Baby Ep18 - Congrats to Lisa and Mitch on kid #3!!! Feb 24, 2023

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Congrats to Lisa and Mitch on kid #3! To commemorate this joyous occasion, here's our classic Rosemary's Baby episode!

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre coven as they drop a new single and review the 1968 masterpiece Rosemary's Baby.

Show Segments:

Song (0:27): Rosemary's Baby (Ice Ice Baby)
Debate Question (03:27): What would it take for you to sell out your spouse?
Movie Review (12:10): Rosemary's Baby (1968)
What Would You Do Differently? (51:10)
Awards: (54:02)
Final Cut (56:57): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

281 Bride of Chucky: Doll of Fame Inductee Tiffany Feb 16, 2023

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Doll of Fame week 4 is upon us so we review the 4th Child's Play film Bride of Chucky. We debate the best mid-franchise pivots, Mitch FORGETS TO WATCH THIS MOVIE, and Jennifer Tilly's Tiffany steals the show with the nomination.

Debate Question: What's your favorite franchise film reimagining?
Movie Review: Bride of Chucky (1998)
Final Cut: Movie review scores from hosts and guests

280 Puppet Master 4: Doll of Fame Inductee Tunneler Feb 09, 2023

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The Doll of Fame continues unfortunately with the obligatory Puppet Master entry, Puppet Master 4 from 1993. We debate the best actors to do Egyptian demon voiceovers, reject Decapitron, and discuss the somehow 15 films in this franchise.

Debate Question (TBD): Who should have done the voicework for Sutek?
Movie Review (TBD): Puppet Master 4 (1993)
Final Cut (TBD): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

279 Possum: Doll of Fame Inductee, Most Depressing Category Feb 02, 2023

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Week 2 of Doll of Fame has us frowning on the English countryside with Possum from 2018. We debate the things from our childhood that creeped us out, Nate gushes over Garth Marenghi's Dark place, and we induct Possum in as the creepiest nominee so far.

Debate Question (3:15): What creepy thing did you fixate on as a child?
Movie Review (14:35): Possum (2018)
Final Cut (59:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

278 M3gan: Doll of Fame Inductee - Once She's Here, She's Family! Jan 27, 2023

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Somehow the Doll of Fame is back already with M3gan, instantly the most memorable movie of 2023 so far. We debate M3gan vs. the Child's Play remake from 2019, Mitch corrupts his niece with android TikTok dance videos, and we find entirely too much meaning in this film!

Debate Question (3:50): Compare Child's Play (2019) to M3gan
Movie Review (20:50): M3gan (2023)
Final Cut (59:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

277 The Menu: It's a Rare, Well Done Film Jan 18, 2023

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This week we dine in on new HBO Max entree The Menu. We debate which food in film we would add to The Menu (including Sausage Party), Mitch says 'amuse bouche' way too many times, and there are many food puns to be digested.

Debate Question (12:10): What food from a film would you add into The Menu?
Movie Review (23:00): The Menu (2022)
Final Cut (55:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

276 Chopping Mall: Prequel to House on Hottie Hill Jan 12, 2023

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We're back in the year 2023 aka 202-M3gan with 1986 robot slasher classic Chopping Mall. We dig into director Jim Wynorski's backlog of punny adult films, discuss why you need tasers AND lasers, and Mitch pines for the days of Spencer's Gifts.

Horror News (2:50)
Movie Review (16:50): Chopping Mall (1986)
Final Cut (54:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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