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275: Year End Review 2022 Dec 21, 2022

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We're ending 2022 by ranking our most/least favorite movies of the year, getting excited by 2023 films, and agreeing on another Doll theme month.

Horror News (3:30)
Top 10 Horror Movies of 2022 (16:20)
Best/Worsts of the Year and what's coming in 2023 (63:50)

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FROM THE CRYPT: Gremlins 2 Episode 177 Dec 14, 2022

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Re-release of classic Christmas episode number 177 Gremlins 2!

This week Lisa is back to review the classic sequel Gremlins 2: The New Batch! We talk about Gizmo in space, the worst office building of all time, and physics-breaking Gremlins made only of electricity.

Segments:

Debate Question (3:03): What's your pitch for Gremlins 3?
Movie Review (11:15): Gremlins 2 (1990)
Final Cut (66:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

274 Home Alone 2: It's All About Rituals and True Crime Dec 08, 2022

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We're back with another round of Home Alone where Kevin McCallister gets closer and closer to becoming Jigsaw. We discuss true crime theories, Mitch's undercover mob boss theories (multiple times), and the still the stone-cold parents in family film history.

Debate Question (3:30): Where should Kevin McCallister have traveled for Home Alone 3?
Movie Review (16:20): Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
Final Cut (63:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

273 Becky: Look at Becky, Her Dog Is So Big! Dec 01, 2022

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We're back from a Thanksgiving break with listener request Becky from 2020. Did you want to see Kevin James as a neo-nazi? Well this is your movie! We debate single female name titled film quality, if 'Apex' is the best henchman name, and what Becky 2 would look like.

Debate Question (8:45): What are the best female name titled horror films?
Movie Review (23:15): Becky (2020)
Final Cut (60:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

272 Joy Ride: He Who Drives Into the Rows Nov 16, 2022

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This week we take listener request Joy Ride for a spin we'd like to forget. We debate the worst movies to spawn franchises (wink), discuss the classic TV series Crank Yankers, and rail against poorly written characters and truck physics.

Debate Question (03:35)
Movie Review (15:00): Joy Ride (2001)
Final Cut (53:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

271 Bodies Bodies Bodies: A 5-Star Review This Week Gets You TWO Movie Requests! Nov 09, 2022

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Mitch is trapped in a hurricane this week, so Nate solo-reviews classic A24 film Bodies Bodies Bodies from this year. This Unsuspecting Victim-friendly film features Tik-Tok mishaps, Pete Davidson, and Gen Z people who have never heard of the rules from Scream.

Spoiler-Free Movie Review (1:00): Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)
Spoiler Review (8;25)
Final Cut (42:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

270 Terrifier 2: Guy Looks Like an Accountant Nov 03, 2022

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We kept comparing Halloween Ends to Terrifier 2, so why not review it? We debate clown sight-gags, what's the worst way to go down to a clown, and what a Terrifier 3 would look like.

Debate Question (7:00): Where does Art the Clown rate vs. other horror killers?
Spoiler-Free Movie Review (17:00): Terrifier 2 (2022)
Spoiler Review (40:40)
Final Cut (57:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

269 Spawn: Why I Hate This Clown Oct 25, 2022

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This week the Why I Hate This Album podcast has picked another winner for our annual Halloween crossover with the definitely-not-a-classic Spawn from 1997. We debate if the album or movie is worse, discuss poorly spelled jokes, and explain the film less obviously than the characters did.

Debate Question (4:06): Is the soundtrack or the movie worse?
Movie Review (18:30): Spawn (1997)
Final Cut (64:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

268 Halloween Ends: Murder She Strode Oct 20, 2022

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Halloween Ends Tonight!!! This week we review the last release of the Halloween trilogy and Mitch goes on multiple rants about this polarizing new film.

Listener Voicemails/Messages (4:00)
Movie Review (27:30): Halloween (2022)
Final Cut (73:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

267 Hellraiser: It Was Either This or Hocus Pocus 2 Oct 12, 2022

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October keeps bringing the pain, so this week we review the recent Hellraiser remake that we saw at Fantastic Fest! We debate what franchise Hulu should reboot next, skin streching, and the landspeed of a Cenobite.

Debate Question (04:00): Why is this reviewed lower than Werewolf by Night?????
Movie Review (16:30): Hellraiser (2022)
Final Cut (1:06:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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