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257 Just Before Dawn: They Didn't Understand the Warnings Aug 04, 2022

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For Week 4 of SummerStab the wrestling and 80s horror aficionado Kevin Castle returns! We review Oregon horror classic Just Before Dawn, discuss how Tara Reid is the new George Kennedy, and explain how they DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE WARNINGS!

Movie Review (18:00): Just Before Dawn (1981)
Final Cut (75:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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256 Blade Trinity: SummerStab 2022 Week 3 Jul 28, 2022

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Week 3 of SummerStab continues with yet another sequel, the Ryan Reynolds action movie berth in Blade Trinity featuring Triple H. We debate when vampires became less scary, talk about Jessica Biel's arms, and bust out our favorite Blade quotes.

Debate Question (6:00): When were vampires last scary?
Movie Review (22:45): Blade Trinity (2004)
Final Cut (63:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests
SummerSlam Picks (75:00)

255 The Black Phone: SummerStab 2022 Week 2 Jul 20, 2022

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Week 2 of SummerStab continues with recent release The Black Phone. We debate the best masks in horror, pick which type of ghost kid we would be, and welcome first time guest Ben to our secluded, soundproof podcast studio.

Debate Question (3:20): What is the scariest mask in film?
Movie Review (20:30): The Black Phone (2022)
Final Cut (65:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

254 Predator: SummerStab 2022 Week 1 Jul 13, 2022

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This week we're bringing back SummerStab 2022 with the double governor action-horror classic Predator! We debate which horror villain should face off against the Predator, give Ts & Ps to Lisa who is out sick, and get too hyped for Hulu's Prey coming out next month.

Debate Question (8:00): What horror villain should face off against the Predator?
Movie Review (22:00): Predator (1987)
Final Cut (68:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

253 Gretel & Hansel: Garbage & Hansel Jul 07, 2022

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This week Mitch is forced to watch one of his least favorite movies of all time, Hansel & Gretel from 2020. We debate the best fairytales to turn into horror films, Mitch has multiple rants, and discuss the practicalities of cooking children.

Debate Question (5:55): What children's fairytale should be made into a horror film?
Movie Review (17:50): Gretel & Hansel (2020)
Final Cut (50:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

252 Slither: Bugs vs. Slugs Jun 29, 2022

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This week we review listener request Slither from 2006! We debate Starship Trooper bugs vs. Slither slugs, learn about Mitch's crush on 2000s Elizabeth Banks, and gush over creature makeup.

Debate Question (5:45): Which aliens would win Starship Trooper bugs vs. Slither slugs
Movie Review (17:45): Slither (2006)
Final Cut (54:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

FROM THE CRYPT: The Hills Have Eyes 170 Jun 23, 2022

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Re-release of episode 170!

This week we invite back TPM All-Star Kevin Castle to review the classic Shudder film The Hills Have Eyes. We debate if the tire from Rubber would be a good addition to the film, discuss Centrum Silver way too much, and gush over a very good dog.

Segments:

Debate Question (07:40): What horror movie villains would work in The Hills Have Eyes?
Movie Review (24:50): The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Final Cut (100:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube.

251 I Saw the Devil: Li-Saw the Devil Jun 15, 2022

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This week we watched I Saw The Devil which somehow was picked by Lisa. We debate Human Centipede vs. Feast, talk cat and mouse games, and discuss some of the most irresponsible secret agenting of all time.

Debate Question (5:20): What other movie should Lisa have picked?
Movie Review (22:50): I Saw the Devil (2010)
Final Cut (64:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

250 Killer Klowns from Outer Space: Sorry, Lisa! Jun 08, 2022

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It's episode 250 and we finally get to Mitch's all-time favorite movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space. We debut the parody track 'Clown These Klowns', welcome Taylor back with some incredible trivia, and everyone apologizes to Lisa.

Voicemails and 5-star reviews (17:30)
Movie Review (49:10): Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
Final Cut (87:26): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

249 The Northman: I Will Avenge You Mitchell, I Will Save You Lisa Jun 01, 2022

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This week we watched The Northman from everyone's favorite director Robert Eggers. We debate other classic tales that Eggers should adapt, critique the posture of Alexander Skarsgard, and talk Valkyrie braces.

Debate Question (5:12): What Spakespeare play should Robert Eggers adapt?
Movie Review (23:50): The Northman (2022)
Final Cut (70:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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