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248 Guiller-May del Toro: Pan's Labyrinth May 25, 2022

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The Final week of Guiller-May del Toro features the Spanish Civil War fantasy Pan's Labyrinth from 2006. We debate the best Guillermo del Toro monsters, wish Doug Jones a happy birthday, and learn about the Spanish Civil War.

Debate Question (4:00): What is the best Guillermo del Toro monster?
Movie Review (21:20): Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Final Cut (62:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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247 Guiller-May del Toro: The Orphanage May 19, 2022

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Week 3 of Guiller-May del Toro continues with The Orphanage from 2007! We talk about our most anticipated movies of 2022, discuss the recent release The Sickness, and frustrate Lisa with yet again more children in peril.

Listener Voicemail and email (4:30)
Movie Review (21:10): The Orphanage (2007)
Final Cut (60:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

246 Guiller-May del Toro: Blade II May 12, 2022

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Week two of Guiller-May del Toro features the classic sequel Blade II from 2003. We debate comics turned into horror films, Lisa can't think of one nice thing to say, and Mitch calls all Greeks 'Papadopolous'.

Debate Question (4:15): What is your favorite comic turned horror film?
Movie Review (19:20): Blade 2 (2002)
Final Cut (60:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

245 Guer-May del Toro: Mama May 05, 2022

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We kick of Guiller-May del Toro month with Mother's Day approved Mama from 2013! We debate the Murderverse, get a controversial review, and Mitch talks about parenthood.

Debate Question (5:35): What's Nate's take on the 'Murderverse'?
Voicemail/5-star review (18:45)
Movie Review (33:25): Mama (2013)
Final Cut (65:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

244 2022 Halfway to Halloween Queen Apr 27, 2022

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Happy Halfway to Halloween! This week we get into some great listener voicemails and talk about the horror movies coming up for the rest of this year.

243 Fresh: Mitch as Pantless Man Apr 21, 2022

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Join us and gourmet guest Taylor as we dissect the movie of the week Fresh from Hulu. We debate the best movie cannibals, confuse Sebastian Stan with his character, and Mitch gets the role of a lifetime.

Debate Question (2:50): Who is the best cannibal in film?
Movie Review (17:30): Fresh (2022)
Final Cut (69:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

242 Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust Apr 13, 2022

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Easter gets celebrated early with listener request GingerDeadMan 2: Passion of the Crust! We debate the best puppets to defeat a possessed cookie, literally read from the film's script, and Nate gets the nickname 'Nathan Nightmare'.

Link to the screenplay: https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/s3-euw1-ap-pe-ws4-cws-documents.ri-prod/9781138908819/THE_GINGERDEAD_MAN_2_Shooting_Script.pdf

Debate Question (6:00): Design your own 'Tiny Terror'
Movie Review (20:00): Gingerdead Man 2 (2008)
Final Cut (58:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

241 April Fool's Day (1986): Unsuspecting Victim's Paradise Apr 07, 2022

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This week we celebrate the prankiest of holidays with the original April Fool's Day from 1986. We debate lesser holidays that need a horror movie, what level of pranks we could handle, and reminisce when cassette tapes with babies crying were still a thing.

Debate Question (3:25): What holiday deserves a horror film?
Movie Review (20:20): April Fool's Day (1986)
Final Cut (54:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

240 X: You Never Forget Your First One Mar 30, 2022

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Nate may have left Texas, but horror is here to stay with new release X from Ti West! This week we debate the best dual roles in film, Lisa cracks some solid jokes, and we discuss geriatric sex far too much.

Debate Question (6:25): What is the best dual role acting in a movie?
Movie Review (20:15): X (2022)
Final Cut (58:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

239 Antlers: Get Mentally Prepared For the Worst Mar 23, 2022

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This week the Oregon Tourism Board in collaboration with TPM presents Antlers! In this episode we debate the best Beaver State films, Lisa asks why won't they think of the children, and Mitch gets his puppet wishes fulfilled.

Debate Question (4:48): What is the best movie filmed/set in Oregon?
Movie Review (18:33): Antlers (2021)
Final Cut (55:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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