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220 Halloween Kills: Give Me That Old Tommy Doyle Oct 21, 2021

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October continues with one of the year's most anticipated releases, Halloween Kills! We debate why Michael Myers is so angry, discuss the best mob slogans, and after 40 years end the evil tonight!

Segments:

Debate Question: Give Michael Myers a backstory (4:45)
Spoiler-Free Movie Review (20:45)
Full Movie Review (43:30): Halloween Kills (2021)
Final Cut (64:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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219 The Descent: Caves of Our Lives Oct 14, 2021

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The most wonderful time of the year continues with the best cave-based horror film of all time The Descent from 2006. We debate nightmare scenarios of being trapped, Mitch coins the term 'batbois', and we review this modern classic.

Segments:

Debate Question: What is your nightmare scenario for being trapped? (6:50)
Movie Review (20:00): The Descent (2006)
Final Cut (62:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

218 Psycho Goreman: Go Go Power Goreman Oct 07, 2021

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We kick off the most wonderful time of the year with Shudder's Psycho Goreman! We discuss horror news including a mini-review of Titane, talk about the ultimate game that is Crazy Ball, and get into horror movie parenting.

Segments:

Horror News (2:50)
Movie Review (19:20): Psycho Goreman (2021)
Final Cut (40:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

217 Bloody Birthday: Nate's Bloody Basement Birthday! Sep 30, 2021

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This week for Nate's birthday we switch it up and record a commentary track for the 1981 Eclipse-based child murder classic Bloody Birthday! Discussion topics include making out in graves, attempted murder by refrigerator, getting hit in the face with a shovel, and Hitman level assassinations by children.

Segments:

Happy bloody birthday to Nate (1:10)
Commentary Track for Bloody Birthday (5:58)
Final Cut (79:55): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

216 Brain Damage: 84 Minutes to Kill Sep 23, 2021

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This week we euphorically review listener request Brain Damage! We tackle horror news including Mitch freaking out about an Undertaker themed Netflix film. Discussion topics include Kevin Kline voices, the Brain/Brian dynamic, Lisa's best way to kill 84 minutes.

Segments:

News and Upcoming Films (3:30)
Movie Review (18:40): Brain Damage (1988)
Final Cut (56:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

215 Malignant: I See Other People's Houses Sep 16, 2021

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We're back this week with new release Malignant from James Wan! We pick our most exciting news items with Fanatastic Fest, video games, and upcoming horror films. Topics include: Too much Aquaman, Seattle real estate, and Where Is My Mind? covers.

Segments:

Horror News (5:45)
Spoiler-Free Movie Review (25:15)
Full Movie Review (52:45): Malignant (2021)
Final Cut (74:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

214 VelociPastor: Hooker/Doctor/Lawyer + Ninja Sep 02, 2021

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This week we take a solemn vow and review the instant classic film VelociPastor on Amazon Prime Video. First we recorded a commentary track (available on our Patreon) and then we sat down for a proper episode to discuss long laughter, missing VFX, and Hookers/Doctors/Lawyers.

Segments:

Debate Question (3:30): What animal would you morph into as a priest?
Movie Review (14:05): VelociPastor (2018)
Final Cut (35:41): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

213 House (1977): He Went Bananas Aug 25, 2021

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For Week 4 of our Slaycation month we visit our aunt in rural Japan with 1977's House (Hausu). We debate the scariest household items to be attacked by, go bananas (literally), discuss Hugh Laurie far too much, and review this CLASSICALLY INSANE film!

Segments:

Debate Question (7:00): What object in your house attacking you would be scariest?
Movie Review (18:30): House (1977)
Final Cut (55:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

212 Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: Chads Are the Karens of Dudes Aug 19, 2021

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Week 3 of our Slaycation month takes us to the woods with Tucker and Dale vs. Evil! We debate if weed will still be a horror trope, talk hillbilly prejudice, and our discuss our worst ever vacation moments.

Segments:

Debate Question (13:10): With weed becoming legal, will it still be a horror trope?
Movie Review (20:10): Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)
Final Cut (60:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

211 Jason Takes Manhattan: I Slime New York City Aug 12, 2021

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To celebrate Friday the 13th, TPM reviews the slightly memorable Jason Takes Manhattan. We debate the most memorable Friday the 13th film, talk about slime far too much, and discuss one of the most memorable boxing matches of all time.

Segments:

Debate Question (6:10): Where does Part 8 rank in the Friday the 13th series?
Movie Review (19:20): Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Final Cut (40:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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