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210 Old: Life's a Beach Aug 04, 2021

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We're back from vacation just in time to review Old, the new destination thriller/horror film from M. Night Shyamalan. We debate where this movie falls in the M. Night canon, talk Mid-Sized Sedans, and Mitch talks sex education.

Segments:

Debate Question (5:18): Where does Old rank in the M. Night Shyamalan catalog?
Spoiler-Free Movie Review (25:00)
Full Movie Review (48:06): Old (2021)
Final Cut (66:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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FROM THE CRYPT: A Quiet Place Episode 47 Jul 22, 2021

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Re-release of episode 47!

Join the TPM crew as they quietly whisper a debate question to newcomer Kendall and hunker down in their new mattress-covered studio to review 2018's A Quiet Place.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (03:13): Replace the leads in A Quiet Place
Movie Review (10:05): A Quiet Place (2018)
What Would You Do Differently? (44:26)
Final Cut (56:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

209 Raw Force: Ed D. Murphy and Budget Lee Jul 15, 2021

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This week Mitch and Nate go deep into the Vinegar Syndrome release Raw Force! Listen as they dig into cannibal monks, zombie martial artists, misplaced piranhas, the Burbank karate scene, budget cruises and so much more!

Segments:

Debate Question (6:15): What zombie creature do you summon to protect your island?
Movie Review (17:55): Raw Force (1982)
Final Cut (60:23): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

FROM THE CRYPT: Escape Room Episode 88 Jul 07, 2021

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The Escape Room elevator pitch: Mysterious cameras. Puzzles that are not that complicated. Two-dimensional characters. Conspiracies on conspiracies.

Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they race against the clock to debate and review 2019's first horror film Escape Room.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (06:30): What's the best theme for an escape room?
Movie Review (17:40): Escape Room (2019)
What Would You Do Differently? (01:07:35)
Wheel of Genres: Escape Room as a Western (01:12:25)
Final Cut (01:17:25): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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208 The Special: One Pump Chump Jul 01, 2021

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This week we review The Special, a listener request that will make us never look at boxes the same again. We debate our recent addictions, and the ethics of cheating with a box are discussed.

Segments:

Debate Question (5:47): What is something that you've gotten too into?
Movie Review (14:12): The Special (2020)
Final Cut (57:59): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

207 The Conjuring 3: Lisa Made Me Do It Jun 24, 2021

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As we continue new movie month, there's yet another Conjuring out and we are contractually obligated to review it! We debate the status of the Waniverse, Lisa is given the power to choose a movie, and somehow everyone dunks on this film.

Segments:

Debate Question (7:52): Where is the Waniverse heading?
Spoiler-Free Movie Review (24:07)
Full Movie Review (50:35): Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)
Final Cut (66:54): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

206 A Quiet Place Part 2: Every Mitch Needs His Sleep Jun 17, 2021

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Shhhh! We whisper our way through a review of A Quiet Place Part 2 as we continue our new movie run! This week Mitch confuses Ron Howard for Clint Howard, we debate streaming vs. movie theater for new movies and discover Lisa's Cillian Murphy crush.

Segments:

Debate Question (9:27): What's the best way to watch new movies now?
Spoiler-Free Movie Review (21:39)
Full Movie Review (55:45): A Quiet Place Part 2 (2021)
Final Cut (87:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

205 Spiral: From the Book of Li-Saw Jun 10, 2021

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New movies continue for Lisa's favorite franchise with the reboot/sequel Spiral from the Book of Saw. We debate the best comedians to lead a Saw movie, Chris Rock's scowl squinting and pick the tongue as the easiest body part to lose.

Segments:

Debate Question (5:09): What comedian lead would you pick for the next Saw movie?
Spoiler-Free Movie Review (14:41)
Full Movie Review (38:20): Spiral (2021)
Final Cut (70:53): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

204 Army of the Dead: Mitchman vs. Supernate with Lisa Lane Jun 02, 2021

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June is new movie month for TPM, can you believe it?!? We kick everything off with the zombie heist film Army of the Dead from Zack Snyder on Netflix. We debate the scariest zombie type, Mitch unveils a stuffed Nate doll (check out YouTube), and Lisa can't wait to get into spoilers!

Segments:

Debate Question (8:06): What type of zombie is the scariest?
Spoiler-Free Movie Review (22:47)
Full Movie Review (48:52): Army of the Dead (2021)
Final Cut (80:42): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

203 The Town That Dreaded Sundown: A Two Bullet Tour May 26, 2021

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We end Unsolved May-Steries with The Town That Dreaded Sundown from 1976. We get TPM All-Star Kevin Castle to join the debate on the best true crime films, Mitch talks trash about Lufkin, TX, and we see what a Texarkana Drift movie might look like.

Segments:

Debate Question (17:50): What true crime movies were left off the list?
Movie Review (33:57): The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)
Final Cut (83:23): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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