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192 March Mailbag Mar 10, 2021

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This week we mix it up with some questions from the listener mailbag! We debate who would win Godzilla vs. Kong, how to pitch a podcast at a funeral and tell the origin story of how the hosts met.

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191 The Devil All The Time: My Favorite Spiderman Movie Mar 03, 2021

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This week we have a Lisa Special with The Devil All the Time featuring more than one Spiderman. We debate what American actors would work in this film and discuss how to woo women by putting spiders on your face.

Segments:

Debate Question (5:50): What are some American actors that would fit in this film?
Movie Review (19:55): The Devil All The Time (2020)
Final Cut (64:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

190 Saint Maud: Texas Disaster Massacre Feb 24, 2021

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After surviving the weather in Texas this week (and Mitch's internet going out while recording), we get around to the comparatively light-hearted movie of the week Saint Maud! We debate the bleakest locations for a movie (outside Idaho) and brainstorm Mitch's funeral.

Segments:

Debate Question (12:18): What is a more bleak setting for this film?
Movie Review (26:28): Saint Maud (2021)
Final Cut (66:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

189 Happy Birthday To Me: Big Chloroform Feb 17, 2021

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TPM All-Star Kevin Castle joins our podcast party to review Happy Birthday To Me the 1981 slasher classic. We debate ridiculous movie deaths, weights vs. scarf kills, and talk about chloroform so much WE almost pass out.

Segments:

Debate Question (14:15): What are some ridiculous horror movie deaths?
Movie Review (26:35): Happy Birthday To Me (1981)
Final Cut (95:40): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

188 Valentine: Roses are red, and so is blood. Candy is sweet, and so is revenge. Feb 11, 2021

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Happy Valentine's Day to all of the Unsuspecting Victims out there! This week we review Valentine the 2001 slasher CLASSIC, play a Newlywed Game with a horror twist, and discuss Orgy along with the great soundtrack to this film.

Segments:

Game (3:40): Just Buried: Horror newlywed game
Movie Review (29:50): Valentine (2001)
Final Cut (81:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

187 Donnie Darko: Lisa Is a Harry Potter Cloak Person Feb 03, 2021

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This week Mitch has picked the 2001 cult classic Donnie Darko for us to review. We debate the first movies that made us go down the rabbit hole, discuss Hot Topic for some reason, and the horror of clean-cut Seth Rogen.

Segments:

Debate Question (6:52): What was the first movie you went down the rabbit hole on?
Movie Review (27:03): Donnie Darko (2001)
Final Cut (73:26): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

186 Psycho: Comment in the Next 5 Minutes! Jan 27, 2021

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This week we invite Unsuspecting Victim Derrick into our podcast motel to review the pointless remake of Psycho. We debate another 'Vin' to replace Vince Vaughn in the film, talk efficient Slap Chop slayings, and of course references to the Property Brothers.

Segments:

Debate Question (4:50): What 'Vin' would you replace Vince Vaugh with for Psycho?
Movie Review (19:00): Psycho (1998)
Final Cut (64:54): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

185 The Poughkeepsie Tapes: Mitch's True Crime Intervention Jan 20, 2021

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This week we review (barely for Lisa) listener request The Poughkeepsie Tapes. We debate which horror killer to feature in a true-crime documentary, talk about how non-Unsuspecting Victim friendly this movie is, and have a true crime intervention for Mitch.

Segments:

Debate Question (9:20): What movie killer would you want to see in a true-crime documentary?
Movie Review (26:30): The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)
Final Cut (73:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

184 Invisible Man: Does the Food Die Jan 13, 2021

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This week we review the last movie we saw in theaters, Invisible Man from Leigh Whannell. We debate pranks to play while invisible, Hollow Man 2 (for some reason), and why innocent food had to be murdered.

Segments:

Debate Question (3:50): What prank are you playing while invisible?
Movie Review (17:55): The Invisible Man (2020)
Final Cut (71:16): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

183 Scare Me: Lisa vs. Mitch Jan 06, 2021

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2021 is finally here and we have a special episode to celebrate. Lisa and Mitch review 2020's Shudder exclusive Scare Me, debate the scariest stories they've ever heard, and talk trash about Nate while he's on vacation.

Segments:

Debate Question (3:40): What's the scariest story you've ever heard in person?
Movie Review (9:15): Scare Me (2020)
Final Cut (56:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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