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182 Year in Review 2020 Dec 30, 2020

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Happy Holidays from us here at Texas Podcast Massacre! We finally put 2020 in our rearview mirror but have a look back at some of the positives and great horror films of the year. Stay for the end to hear Nate's 'My Girl' award for unfortunately the 2nd straight year.

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Survey Results (14:00)
Our Top 10 horror movies of 2020 (49:10)
Nate's 2nd annual My Girl award (84:40)

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FROM THE CRYPT: Jack Frost Episode 31 Dec 23, 2020

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Re-release of episode 31!

Join the TPM crew as they debate the best inanimate material to merge your DNA with for either laziness or to kill. Once the snowball is rolling the TPM hosts and unsuspecting victims turn up the heat on bad-movie classic 'Jack Frost'.

Show Segments:

Debate Topic (03:22): Best inanimate material to merge DNA with?
Movie Review (15:19): Jack Frost (1997)
What Would You Do Differently? (53:04)
Awards (59:20)
Final Cut (01:02:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

181 Santa's Slay: Goldberg, Frankincense, and Myrrh-der Dec 16, 2020

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This week we get into the Christmas spirit with Unsuspecting Victim Anthony as we review the Goldberg led masterpiece Santa's Slay. We debate Santa's weakest winter sport, stripper poll kills, and make way too many puns.

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Debate Question (6:10): What winter sport would you challenge Goldberg in for your soul?
Movie Review (22:40): Santa's Slay (2005)
Final Cut (72:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest
Take our 2020 Year-End survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3RKC5CQ

180 Edward Scissorhands: Fast Eddie the Unpaid Intern Dec 09, 2020

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This week Lisa takes over as the host and picks the maybe horror film/Christmas classic Edwards Scissorhands to review. We debate Winona Ryder's place in horror and school Mitch on how great a film this is!

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Debate Question (6:30): Is Winona Ryder the queen of horror?
Movie Review (18:40): Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Final Cut (77:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guest
Take our 2020 Year End survey: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3RKC5CQ

179 Santa Jaws: Ho Ho Ho You Son of a Fish Dec 02, 2020

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This week we kick off the holiday season by cutting our teeth on the Syfy Christmas film Santa Jaws. Unsuspecting Victim Taylor pitches a film called Santantelope and we spend way too much time talking German magic pens.

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Debate Question (6:40): What animal with a Santa hat movie would you make?
Movie Review (21:25): Santa Jaws (2018)
Final Cut (75:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

Interview: It Cuts Deep with Nicholas Santos and Charles Gould Nov 25, 2020

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In this special episode, Texas Podcast Massacre interviews writer/director Nicholas Santos and lead Charles Gould of the newly released film It Cuts Deep. They discuss abandoned house ghosts, the best ways to propose, and if Nate is high and/or skateboards - listen to find out!

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178 Pilgrim: Patience, Prudence, and Beardtholomew Nov 18, 2020

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We celebrate Thanksgiving early this week with the movie Pilgrim from Hulu's Into the Dark series. We pitch holidays where reenactors would be terrifying and talk about berries far too long.

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Debate Question (5:36): What holiday deserves more horror films?
Movie Review (18:50): Pilgrim (2019)
Final Cut (62:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

177 Gremlins 2: Mogwai Is This Happening? Nov 11, 2020

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This week Lisa is back to review the classic sequel Gremlins 2: The New Batch! We talk about Gizmo in space, the worst office building of all time, and physics-breaking Gremlins made only of electricity.

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Debate Question (3:03): What's your pitch for Gremlins 3?
Movie Review (11:15): Gremlins 2 (1990)
Final Cut (66:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

176 Jawbreaker: Marilyn Manson's Creepy Mustache Nov 04, 2020

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This week we go full mean girl with Unsuspecting Victims Kendall and Jill as we review the 1999 teen film Jawbreaker. We discuss choir kidnappings, prom night revenge and Marilyn Manson's creepy, creepy mustache!

Segments:

Debate Question (5:05): Who is your Jawbreaker character?
Spolier-Free Review (17:51)
Movie Review (48:45): Jawbreaker (1999)
Final Cut (72:33): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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175 Halloween 4: The Return of Lisa Oct 28, 2020

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This Halloween you're in for a real treat as Lisa is back to review Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers! Get ready to hear them dig far too much into the ridiculous plot lines in the Halloween franchise.

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Debate Question (4:10): What's your favorite movie to watch for Halloween?
Movie Review (22:50): Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
Final Cut (72:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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