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167 Spree: Squirt City Sep 02, 2020

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This week we take a ride with Unsuspecting Victim Taylor on the recent horror film Spree. We talk about our worst rideshare experiences, Joe Keery's fantastic acting, and Mitch's love of Squirt City.

Segments:

Debate Question (5:50): What was your worst rideshare?
Movie Review Spoiler-Free (20:05): Spree (2020)
Spoiler Discussion (55:37)
Final Cut (86:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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166 You're Next: Ax Trap Aug 26, 2020

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This week Mitch and Nate have a rare argument over whether 2013 film You're Next is any good. They discuss Spirit Halloween masks, survivalist camp curriculum, and some of the least likable family members we've ever seen.

Segments:

Debate Question (4:30): What is your killer animal mask?
Movie Review (16:45): You're Next (2013)
Final Cut (75:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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SummerStab 2020: Nate Learns About Wrestling Aug 21, 2020

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In this special bonus episode, Kevin Castle joins the podcast to talk about some of the best horror gimmicks in wrestling's history and Mitch gets Nate to hilariously guess the winners of each match in this weekend's SummerSlam.

165 Urban Legend: Mitch Had a Terrible Roommate Aug 19, 2020

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This week we take a trip back to the time of Pop Rocks, dyed-blonde hair, and internet sounds on your phone to review 1998's Urban Legend. Mitch tells horror stories about middle school dating, roommates, and the worst urban legends in America.

Segments:

Debate Question (04:25): What was your local urban legend?
Movie Review (25:00): Urban Legend (1998)
Mitch's Terrible Roommate Story (56:20)
Final Cut (78:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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164 Host: Astral Plane Drinking Game Aug 12, 2020

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This week Mitch and Nate join the Zoom call to review recent Shudder release Host. We discuss the rise of the Stream Screamers subgenre, seance drinking games, and the DIY awesomeness of this week's film.

Segments:

Movie Review (4:30): Host (2020)
Debate Question (52:20): What are the best found-footage movies?
Final Cut (62:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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163 Event Horizon: Space Fire, Space Fire, SPACE FIRE Aug 05, 2020

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We take Unsuspecting Victims Jenna and Derrick on a trip to Neptune to watch Event Horizon. We debate the best space crew members, what fire looks like in space and where is the Anderson-cut!

Segments:

Debate Question (3:55): Who is in your space crew?
Movie Review (20:40): Event Horizon (1997)
Final Cut (69:05): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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162 Tammy and the T-Rex: Man vs. Animal Week 5 Jul 29, 2020

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We close out Man vs. Animal month with the gore cut of Tammy and the T-Rex! Lisa gives her opinions along with Unsuspecting Victims Liz and David to debate the best animatronics and dig deep into T-Rex arm length.

Segments:

Debate Question (07:55): What animatronic creature do you want your brain put into?
Movie Review (31:20): Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)
Final Cut (81:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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161 Man's Best Friend: Man vs. Animal Week 4 Jul 22, 2020

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Week 4 of Man vs. Animal is the Mitch pick Man's Best Friend. We talk about the ridiculous traits of Max the main character with Jaguar-like agility and reminisce about assassin dogs in Metal Gear Solid.

Segments:

Debate Question (10:34): What animal traits would you merge into your killer dog?
Movie Review (26:05): Man's Best Friend (1993)
Final Cut (81:08): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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160 Deep Blue Sea: Man vs. Animal Week 3 Poll Winner Jul 15, 2020

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You voted and we listened, this week's Man vs. Animal movie is Deep Blue Sea! We compare scientists that have messed things up for the earth and dig into some of the "deep" lyrics from Deepest Bluest.

Segments:

Debate Question (05:38): Where do these scientists rank on failed experiments?
Movie Review (21:30): Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Final Cut (84:15): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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159 Piranha 3D: Man vs. Animal Week 2 Jul 08, 2020

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This week we continue Man vs. Animal month with one of Nate's favorite films: Piranha 3D! We discuss animals that need their own horror films and the effectiveness of shooting shotguns into piranhas.

Segments:

Mailbag (04:40)
Debate Question (17:33): What is the next animal Alexandre Aja should use?
Movie Review (26:40): Piranha 3D (2010)
Final Cut (69:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guest

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