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057 Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Do Science! Jun 15, 2018

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The Dream Warriors elevator pitch: Nuns who don't know biology, the superpower of speaking once, very flexible tendons and some small switchblades.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and Unsuspecting Victim Linda as they debate the best dream powers and take the fight to Freddy in 1987's Dream Warriors.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (04:29): What's your Dream Warrior power?
Movie Review (12:25): Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
What Would You Do Differently? (51:45)
Sequel Pitch (57:00)
Final Cut (01:04:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

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056 Hereditary: We Are Family Jun 08, 2018

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Tiny death scenes. Structurally sound tree houses. Some bad cake. Rolling heads.

Join the TPM crew as they dissect how Mitch conjured laughter in the whole theater and what the hell happened in the just-released film 'Hereditary'.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (06:13): What's your seance totem?
Movie Review (16:48): Hereditary (2018)
What Would You Do Differently? (01:12:05)
Sequel Pitch (01:14:22)
Final Cut (01:17:53): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram or watch us on YouTube.

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

055 TPM Summer Preview 2018: Sissy Paycheck Jun 01, 2018

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Join the TPM crew as they discuss the horror movies and shows that'll turn up the heat on your summer. No movie review this week - but we have a game, trivia and more!

Show Segments:

Horror Facts (02:34)
Summer Horror Films (14:43)
Summer Horror Shows (28:58)
Keyword Search Guessing Game (40:00)
IMDB Rabbit Hole (49:00)
Our Horror Histories (51:39)

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

054 Saw: Non-Lethal Weapon May 25, 2018

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Uncaring doctors. Elaborate traps. So many keys. The movie that launched 1000 escape rooms.

Join the TPM crew as they pitch their escape scenarios for the next Jigsaw movie and discuss the twists, turns, and influence of James Wan's 2004 classic 'Saw'.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (03:38): Pitch a Saw movie scenario
Movie Review (14:50): Saw (2004)
What Would You Do Differently? (57:55)
Sequel Pitch (01:05:33)
Final Cut (01:08:00): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

053 The God Inside My Ear: Chekhov's Brownie May 18, 2018

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Bad breakups. Worse blind dates. Hypnotist doctors. Irresistible brownies.

Join the TPM crew as they answer the call to pitch what cheap horror films they would write and direct. Then they review upcoming micro-budget horror/comedy 'The God Inside My Ear' from director Joe Badon.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (02:34): Pitch your micro-budget movie
Movie Review (16:18): The God Inside My Ear (2018)
What Would You Do Differently? (52:24)
Sequel Pitch (56:10)
Final Cut (01:01:55): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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052 Carrie: Periods Ruin Everything May 11, 2018

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Promposals. The slapping of students. Rigged elections. Awkward puberty conversations.

Join the TPM crew as they invite unsuspecting victims Jill and Leanna to their podcast prom to discuss harsh parenting and some needlessly cruel pranks in 1976's Stephen King classic 'Carrie'.

Show Segments:

Game (06:10): Horror villain Mother's Day gifts
Movie Review (18:22): Carrie (1976)
What Would You Do Differently? (01:07:26)
Sequel Pitch (01:13:13)
Final Cut (01:16:49): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

051 Zombeavers: Leave It To Beavers May 04, 2018

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Rural Indiana. Conveniently blocked roads. Fast (falling off) feet. Some 'roided up beavers.

Join the TPM crew as they bring unsuspecting victim Taylor to the secluded podcast cabin to debate the scariest zombie critter and review the dam outrageous horror/comedy film 'Zombeavers'.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (03:50): Scariest woodland creature zombie
Movie Review (11:19): Zombeavers (2015)
What Would You Do Differently? (50:06)
Sequel Pitch (54:41)
Final Cut (57:01): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

050 The Witch: Black Philip the G.O.A.T. Apr 27, 2018

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Terrible peek-a-boo games. The creepiest twins imaginable. One kickass goat.

Join the TPM crew as they are outcast to a rural podcast studio where they and unsuspecting victim Tom pick which animals they would possess and review 2016's fantastic New England folktale 'The Witch'.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (03:15): What's your witch 'familiar'?
Movie Review (11:05): The Witch (2016)
What Would You Do Differently? (55:21)
Awards (01:01:00)
Final Cut (01:04:34): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

049 Exit to Hell: Hammer and Sickle Apr 20, 2018

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Russian mobsters. Extended stripping scenes. A sheriff with no sensitivity training. Interesting family dinners.

Join the TPM crew as they run into Mike Wright of the Fantasy Footballers while escaping to Mexico. On the way, they draft horror villains for fantasy teams and review 2013's low-budget slasher 'Exit to Hell'.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (04:35): Fantasy Horror Draft
Movie Review (22;25): Exit to Hell (2013)
What Would You Do Differently? (01:01:02)
Sequel Ideas (01:06:28)
Final Cut (01:10:35): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

048 Truth or Dare: No Tips, No Touching Apr 13, 2018

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Questionable demon rules. Crazy Willem Dafoe smiles. Spring break gone bad.

Join the TPM crew this Friday the 13th as they travel down to Mexico with unsuspecting victims Kirti and Matt to play a game of truth or dare and review new Blumhouse release 'Truth or Dare'.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (02:46): Game of Truth or Dare
Movie Review (11:44): Truth or Dare (2018)
What Would You Do Differently? (53:13)
Sequel Ideas (59:53)
Final Cut (01:04:20): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, TuneinRadio and all your favorite podcast platforms.

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