Texas Podcast Massacre

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BONUS: Down at Castle Rock - Episode 4 Aug 09, 2018

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Welcome to the Castle Rock!

In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock.

This week, we dig into the fourth episode of the show entitled The Box and discuss:

Strategies to stay "happy" at work
Fraggle Rock/Friday the 13th music crossovers
Bold predictions about the next Castle Rock episodes
Bill Skarsgård continuing his reign of creepiness on the show

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

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064 The Birds: Don't Escape in a Soft Top Aug 06, 2018

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The Birds Elevator Pitch: Very dedicated practical jokes. One of the worst parties ever. Convenient ornithologists. A LOT OF BIRD PUNS!

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and resident ornithologist Taylor as they fly right into an owl-out debate on bird motives and review the egg-scelent 1963 Hitchcock classic The Birds.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (03:49): Why did the birds start attacking?
Movie Review (10:40): The Birds (1963)
What Would You Do Differently? (47:10)
Sequel Pitch (53:40)
Final Cut (01:00:15) Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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BONUS: Down at Castle Rock - Episodes 1-3 Aug 02, 2018

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Welcome to the Castle Rock!

In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock.

This week, we dig into the first three episodes of the show and discuss:

Why are so many animals dying?
Bets are made for shots of The Kraken!
All of the subtle and not-so-subtle Stephen King references
How creepy Bill Skarsgård is in this show

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063 Unfriended: Dark Web: Betty White Is In the Sequel Jul 27, 2018

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Unfriended: Dark Web Elevator Pitch: Some dark home videos. A literal swatting team. Clicking questionable links. Probably the worst game night ever.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they assemble for game night, debate what the best alternate ending is, and review the recent 2018 film Unfriended: Dark Web.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (06:28): What does your page on the Dark Web do?
Movie Review (18:21): Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)
What Would You Do Differently? (58:38)
Sequel Pitch (01:03:33)
Final Cut (01:07:06) Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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BONUS: The Last Drive-In on Shudder Jul 25, 2018

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This past Friday the 13th Shudder hosted an event so fantastic we had to talk about it - The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs!

Topics Discussed:

Which Last Drive-In movies have we seen
Joe Bob Briggs will be back on Shudder later this year!
What movies would we like to see in the next marathon
We remember the Dinner & a Movie TV show
And more!!!

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

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062 The Endless: You Can't Spell Cult without UT Jul 20, 2018

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The Endless Elevator Pitch: Crazy rope games. Thriving local breweries. Brothers pissing each other off. Some pretty important rocks.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they keep going in circles debating and discussing, debating and discussing the mind-bending 2018 film The Endless.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (02:15): How would you and your sibling do in this movie's scenario?
Movie Review (14:11): The Endless (2018)
What Would You Do Differently? (52:28)
Sequel Pitch (59:32)
Final Cut (01:06:02) Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

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061 Friday the 13th: The Not Quite Final Chapter Jul 13, 2018

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The Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Elevator Pitch: Spoiler alert: Jason's not dead. Dumb dumbs are killed. Young Tommy's cabin... and TWINS.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew in their secluded podcast cabin as they debate the merits of Jason's horror franchise reign and review Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (05:50): Does Jason deserve such a long horror franchise?
Movie Review (18:29): Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
What Would You Do Differently? (01:01:08)
Sequel Pitch (01:06:12)
Final Cut (01:10:05) Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

060 The First Purge: Yippee-Ki-Yay Founding Fathers Jul 04, 2018

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The First Purge elevator pitch: Literal political hit jobs. Baby masks that make you squirm. A murderer named Skeletor. Equilibrium-level gun battles.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they debate the Fourth of July horror film America needs and review the recently released The First Purge.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (03:27): What does your dream Fourth of July horror film look like?
Movie Review (16:36): The First Purge (2018)
What Would You Do Differently? (59:40)
Sequel Pitch (01:02:14)
Final Cut (01:06:41): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

059 They Live: Roddy Piper Is NOT John Lennon Jun 29, 2018

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The They Live elevator pitch: Some very tucked-in flannel. Magic wrist watches. Intense subliminal messaging. Roddy Piper shirtless.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and special guest, Kevin Castle, as they debate the best horror villain/wrestler tag teams and review the cult classic They Live.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (07:15): What would be the best horror villain/wrestler tag teams?
Movie Review (25:08): They Live (1988)
What Would You Do Differently? (01:05:48)
Sequel Pitch (01:14:43)
Final Cut (01:19:30): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

058 Mom and Dad: Full Cage Rage! Jun 22, 2018

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The Mom and Dad elevator pitch: Saws that go through everything. Running over your Mom in slow-motion. Novel uses for car keys. The Hokey Pokey.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they discuss how this movie is Mitch and Lisa's worst nightmare and dive right into full Cage Rage with 2018's Mom and Dad.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (06:06): Where do you hide from your murderous parents?
Movie Review (17:09): Mom and Dad (2018)
What Would You Do Differently? (57:12)
Sequel Pitch (01:01:45)
Final Cut (01:06:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

Connect with us:

Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page.

Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneinRadio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't tell your enemies!

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