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BONUS: Down at Castle Rock - Episode 9 Sep 13, 2018

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Welcome to the Castle Rock!

In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock.

This week, we dig into the ninth episode of the show entitled Henry Deaver and discuss:

The Castle Rock gastropub scene
Bullet physics explanations
Some of the answers we FINALLY got from the show!
The lowering creepiness level of Bill Skarsgård
Predictions for the season finale!

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069 The Nun: Sister Marilyn Manson Sep 10, 2018

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The Nun elevator pitch: French people in Romania. An ominous castle. Following every sound ever no matter what. Making nuns even creepier than before.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew with Nate and Unsuspecting Victim Tom on location in Vatican City to talk recent Catholic documentary (mostly) film The Nun.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (05:06): What something from The Nun that could be its own spinoff movie?
Movie Review (14:19): The Nun (2018)
What Would You Do Differently? (01:01:30)
Sequel Pitch (01:07:07)
Final Cut (01:12:45): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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BONUS: Down at Castle Rock - Episode 8 Sep 06, 2018

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Welcome to the Castle Rock!

In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock.

This week, we dig into the eighth episode of the show entitled Past Perfect and discuss:

Jackie Torrance flexes her arm muscles
No one can remember the word 'schisma'
Bill Skarsgård remains creepy, primarily through paintings
Castle Rock's lack of air transportation
Predictions for episode 9 and when things will finally get explained!

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068 Upgrade: Alternate Title is Up-Grey'd! Sep 04, 2018

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Upgrade elevator pitch: Literal 'hand' guns. Awkward billionaires. Printing pizzas. Ninja moves (but not really a ninja).

Login with the Texas Podcast Massacre coders and Unsuspecting Victim Matt as they hack around the edges of 2018 sci-fi/horror instant classic Upgrade.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (02:48): What the one upgrade you would want to be implanted in you?
Movie Review (12:35): Upgrade (2018)
What Would You Do Differently? (01:05:40)
Sequel Pitch (01:11:40)
Final Cut (01:17:50): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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BONUS: Down at Castle Rock - Episode 7 Aug 30, 2018

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Welcome to the Castle Rock!

In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock.

This week, we dig into the seventh episode of the show entitled The Queen and discuss:

Bill Skarsgård is the doping Russian high jumper of creepiness
Sissy earning her acting Paycheck (and future Emmy nods)
Mitch and Lisa get WAY in the weeds on fan theories
J.J. Abrams is disparaged
Predictions for episode 8 and which characters will die next

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067 Party Bus to Hell: How Much Can Tara Reid Bench? Aug 27, 2018

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The Party Bus to Hell elevator pitch: Blood cults in the desert. Machete-wielding Tara Reid. Questionable driving techniques. Too much nipple play.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and Unsuspecting Victim Ben as they get on the podcast bus to debate spontaneous Burning Man trips and review the cult classic Party Bus to Hell.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (04:50): What would it take to get you on a random bus?
Movie Review (13:20): Party Bus to Hell (2017)
What Would You Do Differently? (01:00:38)
Sequel Pitch (01:03:22)
Final Cut (01:07:21): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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BONUS: Down at Castle Rock - Episode 6 Aug 23, 2018

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Welcome to the Castle Rock!

In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock.

This week, we dig into the sixth episode of the show entitled Filter and discuss:

Who is creepier: Nosferatu vs. Bill Skarsgård?
Alzheimer's metaphors
Audio-acoustic technobabble
Speculation on the status of Sissy Paycheck
Predictions for episode 7 and which characters will die

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066 The Hand That Rocks the Cradle: Get Rocked! Aug 20, 2018

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The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Elevator Pitch: Poorly constructed greenhouses. Nannies without references. Inconvenient asthma attacks. One of the best punches in cinema history.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they bring in three Unsuspecting Victims with different levels of motherhood to get freaked out by the 1992 film The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (04:45): What hobby would an evil nanny use against you?
Movie Review (16:10): The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992)
What Would You Do Differently? (01:01:20)
Sequel Pitch (01:08:03)
Final Cut (01:14:37) Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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BONUS: Down at Castle Rock - Episode 5 Aug 16, 2018

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Welcome to the Castle Rock!

In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock.

This week, we dig into the fifth episode of the show entitled Harvest and discuss:

Mitch is surprised we are doing another bonus episode
Somebody is dying next episode, no doubt about it
Mitch loses a bet and has to do a shot of Kraken
Is Castle Rock in the Constantine extended universe???
What skin cream is Bill Skarsgård using to stay so young?

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065 Birdemic: Some Dreams Should Die and We Are Drunk Aug 13, 2018

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The Birdemic Shock and Terror Elevator Pitch: Yoko Ono website plugs. Some of the worst CGI on earth. A Silicon Valley dream. Implausible Victoria Secret cover girls.

Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and our returning ornithologist Taylor as they try to drink themselves into understanding the 2010 cult classic film Birdemic Shock and Terror.

Show Segments:

Debate Question (03:33): How would you and your sibling do in this movie's scenario?
Movie Review (15:47): Birdemic Shock and Terror (2010)
What Would You Do Differently? (52:27)
Sequel Pitch (57:15)
Final Cut (01:02:28) Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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