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41. Not Really Plus Dec 14, 2019

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Art Basel Miami Beach, Jennifer Aniston's face, Reese Witherspoon's wig, Peloton's wife, Marriage Story, the Department of Motor Vehicles, angry fans, The Golden Globes, 90 Day Fiancé, 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days, 90 Day Fiancé: Before The 90 Days The Cast Tells All Pillow Talk Edition, The Irishman, Baby Yoda, Amy Sedaris, the Screen Actors Guild, Khloe Kardashian Simpson, Ramona Singer, Charles Manson, and many more dazzling topics await you in the latest episode of this, your favorite podcast in the world.

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41. "But Actually The 2010's" *TEASER* Full Episode on Patreon.com/NotReally Dec 01, 2019

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FULL EPISODE ON PATREON.com/NOTREALLY

WELCOME TO THE TWENTYTEENS IN JUST UNDER 2 HOURS! It's the end of the decade so we decide to go deep (way too deep) into the subjects, scandals, songs, and situations that defined the 2010s. Forget your garden variety end-of-decade wrap-ups because this two-headed acid flashback has it all: FaceTime, Fame Monsters, Amanda Bynes, Streetwear, Rihanna, "Representation," Real Housewives, RuPaul, SALEM, Bernie Sanders, Lana Del Rey, Vox Lux, Blog House, Haus of Gaga, Fade To Mind, DIS Magazine, Fitch/Trecartin, Telfar, the Trump Impeachment, Arca, Pink Friday, Physical Therapy, Elite Gymnastics, Art Raves, Beyoncé, Hypebeast, Hood By Air, the Sony Hack, Lauren Devine, Caitlyn Jenner, Face Swap, Chat Roulette, Spotify, Scorsese, Sky Ferreira, Scary Island, the best movies of the past ten years, and all the parties we care to remember.

See you 2020, no Barbara.

Let us know your favorite things from this past decade in the comments!

40. "Not Really Photosexual w/ PETER BERLIN Nov 24, 2019

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This week we sat down with self-created icon Peter Berlin on his recent trip to New York to promote his new book Peter Berlin: Icon, Artist, Photosexual. We laughed, we cried, and according to Berlin's definition of SEX, we may have HAD IT while recording.

Im pretty sure this week we were guests on HIS show which is nice departure from us blah blah blabbin away.

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Here a little more about Peters new book from Amazon:

Peter Berlin was a self-created icon. With his trademark pageboy haircut and his skin-tight costumes that put every detail of his anatomy on display (designed and tailored by Berlin himself to accentuate his already naturally defined physique), he became a gay sex symbol and a walking work of art. Cruising was his career, and with a background in photography, Berlin began taking thousands of erotic self-portraits in the parks, train stations and streets of Berlin, Rome, Paris, New York and San Francisco, where he settled in the early 1970s. As Berlin put it, "One day I looked at a camera and said, 'I have found my dream lover.'" Berlin's '70s and '80s self-portrait photography graced the covers of gay magazines, defining a look and a reimagined masculinity in a changing gay male culture. Spotlighting Berlin's significant body of work, Peter Berlin: Icon, Artist, Photosexual pays tribute to the man who revolutionized the landscape of gay male eroticism and became an international sensation. The book is designed by Omar Sosa, Creative Director of Apartamento magazine, and is edited by Michael Bullock, writer and publisher of BUTT, Pin-Up, Fantastic Man and Gentlewoman magazines. In addition to essays by Hans Ulrich Obrist, Jonathan David Katz, Ted Stansfield and Evan Moffitt, the book includes original quotes about Berlin by Jeremy O Harris, Kembra Pfahler, Andre Leon Talley, Armistead Maupin, John Waters, Arca, Silvia Prada, AA Bronson, Jack Pierson, Simon Foxton, Chris Moukarbel, Telfar Clemens, Paul Sepuya, Tim Blanks, Mariah Garnett and Rick Castro.

39. *TEASER* "But Actually, TV".. now on patreon.com/notreally Nov 15, 2019

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Go to PATREON.COM/NOTREALLY for the full episode!

Don't touch that dial! Paul and Patrik address their recent call outs from the bitter brigade and Patrik wonders if culture has collapsed under reverse Reaganism. Then we go into our Top Ten Favorite TV Shows Of All Time! A spiritual stepsister to our But Actually The Movies Patreon special from August, this episode we discuss the series that sculpted the wretched personalities you have before you now. Keep screenshotting our haters, we like to identify them in the wild! Let us know your favorite series in the comments.

And a special rejoinder to our last free episode regarding GoFundMe culture: our dear friend Leigha is in need of lung surgery and has a GoFundMe of her own! Please go there and chip in. Leigha is punk and awesome—she once survived being stabbed in the chest during the uprising in Greece—so let's help her out. Link below!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/lung-surgery-for-leigha

38. "Not Really Click-Bait" Nov 01, 2019

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Paul's back from Tampa and Patrik's back from the brink of death!and we both have new tvs to show for it.... We have a new crush and his name is Kalvin Garrah defffff go check out his youtube page...

Im a bit hungover from halloween so lets just make the description a LIST, OK?

TransTRENDERS

Jeffree Star and Shane Dawson

DEMONITIZED

the conspiracy palette

Kanye WEST and his sister LINDY West

Watchmen

Race and the Real Housewives

Sitcoms

Isis

Dragula

Letterboxd

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Seeeee yaaa!

37. "But Actually, Beauty" *PATREON UNLOCKED* Oct 26, 2019

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Paul's away this week so here's one of our most popular Patreon episodes.. If you wanna hear part TWO head over to patreon.com/notreally for part 2!

Take a long, hard, look in the mirror girls. It's beauty time. On what is categorically Paul's favorite Not Really episode to date, our hosts are joined by New York's most elite beauty consultant, Alexis Page (M.A.C, Glossier, Pat McGrath Labs, Urban Outfitters, the list goes on). Alexis spills the foundation on her own foundation, how she came to be an in-demand product developer and beauty business expert, a job that has taken her from the backstages of New York Fashion Week to Paris, Beijing, and all around the world with the legendary Pat McGrath. We get the insider gossip on formulas, labs, celebrity brands, and more. If you're a brand ho or a product queen, get out your pen and paper. You're going to want to take notes. This conversation was actually so engrossing that we recorded for 3 hours and decided to split the episode into two parts. Part 2 will be out later this week. If you submitted questions for Alexis and we do not get to them in Part 1, stick around for the second half!

Follow Alexis @bikinikilled

35. "Not Really a Joker, Judy" Oct 11, 2019

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fEeL sPoOOooooKy this week as we get into our FaVoRiTe gHoULs Joker, Judy Garland, Trisha Paytas, Ellen Degeneres, and Roy Cohn!

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Bye cuties

34. "Not Really Nostalgic" Sep 26, 2019

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*FIXED SOUND*

Honestly, what DON'T we talk about this episode? At one point we compare Giuliana Rancic to Chipotle then Starbucks' burnt coffee...

DONT @ US

#IT2 #impeachment #donaldtrump #gretathunberg #Nostalgia #cutiepatootie #stagemoms #remakes #fatmodels #LEAVErupaulALONE #removetheTfromLGBT #OUTmagazine #margiela #JonathanVanNess #DemiMoore #Af2 #Etruehollywoodstory #behindthemusic #vh1 #IMaPeachMan

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31. "Not Really Little Gay Boys" w/ @Natasha_Stagg Aug 26, 2019

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This week we are joined by author of SLEEVELESS, Natasha Stagg (available October 8th wherever books are sold!!!)..

I think maybe a mic is broken and OF COURSE our guest just so happened to be the lucky one to get it so if you hear her mic going in and out just go with it dudes.. just be cool..

We start with Bethany Frankel quitting Real Housewives of New York, the new housewife Leah McSweeney (founder of Married to the Mob, (yeah the brand that was sued by Supreme (and supreme lost lol))), Angry Birds 2, Good Boys, Dora the Explorer (I got a Regal Unlimited card so i saw a lot of good movies this week...).. The pronunciation of Ghislaine Maxwell, photoshop fails, binging, popeyes chicken, Euphoria, Mecca Revlon, molly, Faye Dunaway, Little Gay boys, Little homosexuals, Tomi Lahrens new gun toting athleisure line, queer as folk, queer as Lword, queer as queer and QUEER. Oh, and Mindhunter.

C YA

30. "Not Really Dead" w/Fredo Aug 14, 2019

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Jeffrey Epstein's DEAD, wtf is Ghislaine Maxwell, is she at Equinox? Pedo Island? are we qualified to answer these questions? what about relationship questions? are we qualified for those? NOT REALLY.

This week paul learns the term PLEAGE AND DITCH and turns into a real CUOMO about it.

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