NOT REALLY

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8. "Not Really Sexy" Jan 09, 2019

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Let's talk about—ewww, it's a sex episode. Cover your ears, grannies. Our newly anointed love guru Kalena Yiaueki takes listener questions about sex and romance and dishes on first date beverages, catfishing, Madonna complexes, the sex recession, and why our generation is so totally lost when it comes to intimacy of any kind whatsoever. Nothing is off limits and everything is doable...if you're Paul. Trigger warning: we're all single and this is why.

Episode 7 "Not Really Housewives" Dec 27, 2018

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On a special holiday episode of NOT REALLY, Patrik's sister Catie joins the girls to discuss all things reality TV: Real Housewives of New Jersey and Atlanta, 90 Day Fiancé, Vanderpump Rules, and new recommendations just for the fans. Come for the lesbian rumors and plastic surgery breakdowns. Stay for Paul's impersonation of Margaret Josephs: he'll make you laugh, OR MAKE YOU CRY!

Episode 6: "NOT REALLY SIS" (w/ Shayne Oliver) Nov 26, 2018

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On a very special holiday episode recorded on Thanksgiving Night, Patrik and Paul are joined by Shayne Oliver and the Ghost of Christmas past to read their sisters, battle over rap queens, take on the homophobic wokeness apparatus, and kick off Black Friday with recommendations for movies, gay incest thrillers, celebrities to unfollow, and much, much, more (way too much, actually). Don't @ us. This conversation never happened.

Episode 5: "NOT REALLY INFLUENCING" (w/ Harley & JP) Nov 19, 2018

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This week Patrik and Paul are Joined by their *Youth Correspondents* Harley and JP Did they make the OUT100 this year? Are they influencers? Whats the difference between a Little Mix and a Whoa Vicky? SO many questions and as usual so little answers...

Episode 4: "NOT REALLY QUEEN" Nov 15, 2018

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Are Paul and Patrik theater queens? Cher's latest triumph has our hosts assimilating rapidly into midlife cliches. Speaking of queens, Bohemian Rhapsody is a new hetero fairytale destined to distort facts forever! The Real Housewives has entered turbo pig out mode with two new seasons, which begs the questions: Is NeNe rich? Does Beverly Hills still have "it"? And how many people has Danielle Staub actually murdered? Check out our gorgeous new avatar and push this podcast onto your friends, pronto!

Episode 3: "NOT REALLY CLUELESS" Oct 30, 2018

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Patrik takes it all back: Paramount has announced a Clueless remake and he's furious! Paul and Patrik discuss the problem with Hollywood remakes, gay psychic trauma, how Countess Luann torpedoed Megyn Kelly's career with a bad wig, Madonna's latest drop, Robyn's flawless album, and a $60,000 idea Paul should have saved for a really expensive fucking Patreon special! But now you get to hear it for free.

Episode 1? : "NOT REALLY DIVINE" Oct 24, 2018

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Patrik and Paul learn valuable lessons from episode zero...but not really. The hosts dig deep into recessed childhood memories to locate the origin of their fascination with drag legend Divine, and discuss an assortment of gay-interest Hollywood castings. Plus: how to victimize yourself for clicks, a timely measles announcement, and the totally true and not really defamatory story of Kanye West's long-rumored fling with Amanda Lepore.

Episode Zero: "NOT REALLY AN EPISODE" Oct 19, 2018

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15 attempts in, Patrik and Paul finally figure out how to record and upload a podcast, welcoming themselves to the world of broadcasting not with a bang, but with a lot of whining.

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