NOT REALLY

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21. "Not Really an Incel" May 30, 2019

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Are Incels in fact REAL? Is Moby and Incel or a Chad? What is a GAY Incel? The REAL reason Lana Del Rey changed her name from Lizzie Grant? Do Stormcels hate Tyronnes? Can you trust the New York Times? DO ALIENS EXIST? Am I pretty? Whats the best show on TV right now? If you guessed it its @v__i___v__i instagram profile you could be right. All this and LESS on This weeks episode. Head on over to https://www.patreon.com/notreally and subscribe to our new pay-for-play channel where this week we go deep into housewives and Patriks new FEUD with PR Legend Kelly Cutrone. As always feel free to give us a call at 347-709-2704 with any comments or questions.

20. "Not Really Employable" May 24, 2019

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John Waters new book, Dancing with the stars, Game of Thrones, The Avengers, SPOILERS, Freelancers, creative directors, Uber Silent mode, James Charles, Tati and Jeffree Star (again cause WHY NOT), Calvin Klein, RHOBh.

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19. "Not Really Sister" May 14, 2019

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James Charles, Jeffree Star, Tati, Gage Gomez, Morphe Cosmetics, Calabasas, Serial Killers, Kris Jenner, Tampa, Florida, YouTube, Influencers, Coachella, Sugar Bear Hair, Homophobia, Hypocrisy, Russian Roulette, RuPaul's Drag Race, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Gay Predators, Child Stars, Sinister Agents, Gay Straight Guys, Sinister Agents, Disloyal Sisters, and so much more! This episode was recorded via mobile phone, apologies for the strange and surreal audio experience. Drop us a line and leave us a rating.

17. "Not Really Managing" w/ Kalena Apr 24, 2019

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Paul and Patrik are living proof that when you work for every gay legend in New York City, you never come out on top. That's why Kalena (@yiauekitalki) is back by popular demand to take a couple listener questions about how to beat stress and steer the workforce like a pro. The elusive Haley Wollens joins the pod as our hosts discuss their sordid work histories, argue over their presumed leadership skills, name names, defame [REDACTED] and face the bleak realization that college, interning, and upward mobility were lies designed to rob them. IS THAT ALL THERE IS? Shout out to fabulous fashion mavens VAQUERA NYC and the brilliant podcast NYMPHOWARS Whose names got bleeped? Take a wild guess on our Reddit forum (someone start one)! You thought true New York gossip was dead? Think again.

16. "Not Really Sold" Apr 11, 2019

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Ladies Who Punch, Selling Sunset, 30 Rock, Red Scare, Who? Weekly, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Barbara Walters, Page Six, Mayor DeBlasio, Mo'Nique, VH1, Sex & The City, Family Guy, Apple+, Jennifer Aniston, Cheri Oteri, and the Marvelous Mrs. Measles, Andrea Peyser, put that in the New York Fucking Post!!!!!!

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15. "Not Really Dieters" Mar 24, 2019

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Facebook is an accessory to mass murder and Instagram is sending fashion designers to the gulag, so Patrik and Paul decide to go deep on the ills of social media and talk frankly about who they think deserves a major unfollow. Also: who is Elizabeth Holmes? Has Rose McGowan been kidnapped and cloned? And what the hell is happening with Wendy Williams? Listen to a special message from artist Jeanette Hayes! Give us a call at (347) 709-2704 Plus: tune in to see Paul creep around every background shot of this week's Real Housewives of New York!

14. "Not Really Becky" w/Zoma Crum-Tesfa Mar 15, 2019

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As Aunt Becky from Full House surrenders to the FBI for her part in a criminal university fraud syndicate, Paul and Patrik prance to the Upper East Side to chat with writer Zoma Crum-Tesfa about Real Housewives, flirting with Sonja's boyfriends, the Vanderpump Dogs saga, and the politics of being a reality star in Beverly Hills.

13. "Not Really Neverland" Mar 06, 2019

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Everyone's watching it but no one will talk about it. The kid gloves are off (worst joke), as Patrik and Paul tackle the thorny legacy of Michael Jackson, the king of pop and the immortally spellbinding demon of depravity. *Our audio slave is on vacation so excuse any sound issues this week If you want a place to air your frustrations about the HBO Michael Jackson molestation documentary "Leaving Neverland," drop us a voicemail on our line. Unless you specify, all calls are anonymous! CALL NOW! 1(347)709-2704

10. "Not Really Fashion Week" Jan 25, 2019

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Patrik is back from Paris and Paul's back from the brink! The girls discuss the men's shows, MAGA teens, drag queens, Oscar nominees, and dig up some old grudges in the service of interrogating the Internet's epidemic of misplaced rage. Why does Paul happen to be present at the scene of every celebrity breakdown? Has fashion become too hetero? Who cares about abortion protestors? Find out nothing on an all new episode. Disclaimer: Due to Paul's cold and addiction to snacking, this episode has been condensed and edited to prevent nausea and vomiting. If symptoms persist, see a physician or get over it!

9. "Not Really Glamour" (w/ @melzy917) Jan 14, 2019

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Break up with hate and let's get back to joy! Stylist to the stars Mel Ottenberg swings by to talk Hollywood, murder, and Drag Race. Who spends money to look cheap head-to-toe? Whose lips need a six month deflation cycle? Whose eyelashes are a cautionary tale of fast living in Manhattan? And what will win Best Picture!? Stay away from Gilgo Beach and welcome to our very own three month fever in 60 minutes or less.

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