NOT REALLY

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29. "Not Really Dark Psychic Forces" Aug 09, 2019

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Ughh we got a little cocky in the beginning with the threats of a RAW AND UNCUT episode this week... but ... the Dark Psychic Forces were trying to get us as we recorded this episode THREE TIMES IN A ROW due to technical difficulties... We thought we had lost all the files but were able to retrieve all three to make up THIS VERY EPISODE! Hope you enjoy it cause it was a fucking bitch to edit.

This week we CHANT about Depression, Wellbutrin, nightmares, The New York Magazine story on Ivanka Trump, Barney's filing for bankruptcy, The Valley of the Dolls audio book narrated by Laverne Cox (sorry Laverne in advance), Why we love Lena Dunham, what pills we should be taking, The Little Mermaid LIVE, MOLE PEOPLE from the documentary DARK DAYS, possible new broadway plays, Kanye West's homeless shelter DOMES, Toni Morrission, Victoria Secret's new (and FIRST) trans model, Trans model SCAMMERS, representation, gay movies, voguing, EQUINOX, Paris is Burning, Succession, HBO, gay, gay, gay, and GAY, BYEE

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Thank for listening kiddos, LOVE YA.

28. "Not Really Hollywood" Jul 26, 2019

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Your favs are BACK and WORSE THAN EVER! This is HOLLYWOOD BABY! We talk about Leo, Quentin, Faye, Denzel, Lupita, Marvel, M'onique, CATS, Martin Scorsese, Euphoria, TWITTER, Ladyfag, ANNA DELVEY, ya know, THE LEGENDS.

27. "Not Really Ranked" *PATREON UNLOCKED* Jul 19, 2019

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The complete history of Socialite Rank! The gossip blog that took Manhattan by storm for a single year in 2006. Mentions: Paris Hilton, Reality TV, Celebrity, Tinsley Mortimer, Cotillion, Upper East Side, AIDS charities, Jules Darling Kirby, Lydia Hearst, Perez Hilton, early Photoshop, Fabiola Beracasa, Firewall Injunctions, Cy Vance, Litigators, Olivia Palermo, the CW, Gossip Girl, Cocaine, Marquee Nightclub, Brandon Davis, New York City, Celebutards, Page Six, MySpace, Britney Spears, Heiress Records, Town & Country, The Real Housewives, New York Magazine, Countess Luann, Truman Capote, Happy Rockefeller, Gloria Vanderbilt, Genevieve Jones, Patty Hearst, Prince Casimir Sayn-Wittgenstein-Sayn, Nazi Germany, Dale Mercer, Babe Paley, Porn Stars, The Recession, People's Revolution, Kelly Cutrone, MTV, The Hills, High Society, Malik So Chic, Bitsy, Buffy, Mitsy, Muffy, Lulu, Bunny, Poppy, Minnie, Dabney, and the incestuous duo behind it all! A Special Thank You To @lisajeanspears for her dramatic reading of Olivia Palermo's infamous email heard around the world. For further reading: The Number-One Girl (New York Magazine) http://nymag.com/news/people/31555/ NOT REALLY is your necessary acerbic, gay take on all things pop cultural and happening, with hosts Patrik and Paul of the New York City out-crowd. On their weekly free podcast, they weigh in on contemporary phenomena dominating the scroll. On Patreon, they dive into topics everyone should be discussing. Don't miss it! Special shout out to EMILIE and her new found escape from the jail called NON BINARY. Welcome back to the CIS DIMENSION! We love you no matter what tho... (NOT REALLY) Leave us a message: 347-709-2704 to be featured on our future MAILHAG special!

26. "Not Really The Cook, The Thief and The BITCH" w/ Steven Phillips Horst Jul 13, 2019

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This week we are joined by Steven Phillips Horst ( @gossipbabies on twitter) and get his take on Jeffrey Epstein's decor, Patrik's visit to the Epstein castle, Stevens top 4 picks for 2020 and a few more things but my brain is too fried to write in here and be funny... head over to patreon also to get some premium content https://www.patreon.com/notreally

Thanks for listening cuties. x

25. "Not Really Staring at a Blank Page" Jun 27, 2019

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WE NEED A PRIDE BREAK. We talk about The Hills. We talk about Amanda Knox. We talk about Paz De La Huerta. We at talk about Jack Nicolson. We at talk about how to spot a liar. We at talk about Wellbutrin. We at talk about MURDER.

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Special thanks to Darren this week for helping us with volume control! Does it sound louder? let us know or dont. Just stop complaining already.

24. "Not Really a Tranny" w/ Vivian Jun 22, 2019

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Patrik is away for work this week so Paul is joined by Vivian ( @v__i___v__i ). This week they discuss Viv's most recent Korean plastic surgery journey. WARNING: it gets graphic and.. um.. scary.. but its gay pride month so hey, it also GETS BETTER. Paul discovers trans women are getting castrated literally in his own backyard. Vivianne learns the correct shape of an egg. Paul FINALLY gets a pass to say the word TRANNY without repercussions. Vivianne schools Paul on life as a transexual woman navigating thru Asia, and Paul schools Vivianne about his new (in his head) beef with Whoopi and the ladies of the View. Take notes cause we learn some new vocabulary words this week like Orchiectomy, Cassi, and Rice Queen. Patrik calls in a quick Paris Fashion week update and his take on Chrissy Teigen's recent tweets about Bernie Sanders and his supporters. COME BACK SOON PATRIK!

Feel free to leave us a voicemail this week with any comments at 347-709-2704 or at instagram at @notreallypod.

For our premium episodes visit us at https://www.patreon.com/notreally

Also, YEAH I GET IT you think the volume is too low... I'm working on learning how to fix it.. Im a podaster not a MAGICIAN!

2. "But Actually RANK" (now on PATREON) *TEASER* Jun 17, 2019

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NOT REALLY is your necessary acerbic, gay take on all things pop cultural and happening, with hosts Patrik and Paul of the New York City out-crowd. On their weekly free podcast, they weigh in on contemporary phenomena dominating the scroll. On Patreon, they dive into topics everyone should be discussing. Don't miss it!

This week, the complete history of Socialite Rank@ the Gossip blog that took manhattan by storm for a single year in 2006.

Head to https://www.patreon.com/notreally to unlock this episode now!

23. "Not Really a Mugshot" Jun 12, 2019

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The worlds most "powerful" drag (umm- drag race) queens, according to New York Magazine....is the infamous Hollywood Madame Heidi Fleiss making a comeback? Paul went on a boat, and Patrik went to Jeremy Scott's Moschino show at Universal Studios, WHO HAD MORE FUN? Tales of the City, The Tony's, Tinsley Mortimer's new beau BILLY BUSH, and probably some other stuff is in here too, I dont even know at this point. Check out our patreon this friday at https://www.patreon.com/notreally

for a new bonus pay-for-play episode. follow us on twitter at @notreallyFM and on instagram @notreallypod

22. "Not Really Pride" Jun 06, 2019

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Happy Gay Pandering Month! do we actually care tho? Not really... this week we saw Elton John's self produced biopic Rocketman (so you dont have to) and listened to a podcast about the math of happiness and came to the conclusion once again that we are doing everything WRONG. We finally found GAY SCAMMER PRINCE we can get behind. Later we realize everyone on Sesame Street may in fact be already homeless.

Dont forget to check out our new patreon https://www.patreon.com/notreally and as always hit us with a call if you need to vent 347-709-2704.

**some of you have said that the sound is too low.. we fixed that..we think... LET US KNOW

1. "But Actually Reality" (now on PATREON) *TEASER* May 30, 2019

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On our inaugural PATREON episode we take a much asked for DEEP dive into the Beverly Hills and New York Housewives... THEN immediately spiral out of control when we discuss Patrik's recent Instagram comment feud with public relations/reality star, histrionic legend Kelly Cutrone.

NOT REALLY is your necessary acerbic, gay take on all things pop cultural and happening, with hosts Patrik and Paul of the New York City OUT-crowd. On their weekly free podcast, they weigh in on contemporary phenomena dominating the scroll. On Patreon, they dive into topics everyone SHOULD be discussing. Don't miss it! Subscribe now at https://www.patreon.com/notreally

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