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51. "Not Really Romantic" w/ Annabelle Dexter-Jones, Kalena Yiaueki, and Carole Radziwill Feb 18, 2020

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Patrik and Paul cozy up in bed at the Marlton Hotel with our love guru Kalena Yiaueki and special guest, Succession star Annabelle Dexter-Jones! We take listener Valentine's Day questions and dive into true romance, covering topics like hygiene, the coronavirus, sexting on planes, airdrop harassment, detransitioning for jobs, stalker behavior, frozen auras, "thawing out," grand gestures, Ali Wise's felony indictment over hacking the voicemails of her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriends, PDA, relationships on Instagram, exhibitionism versus shitposting, the three attachment styles, couples astrology, germaphobia, taking PrEP+, ass shots, our own love lives, general dysfunction, and former Real Housewife of New York Carole Radziwill phones in to answer a question about—what else?—blowjobs!

We hope you had a nice Valentine's Day, head over to our patreon to subscribe to special episodes at http://www.patreon.com/notreally

50. "Not Really Dead" w/ Mel Ottenberg & Alissa Bennett Feb 13, 2020

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It's our 50th episode! Listen as we play dead with superstar stylist, creative director of Interview Magazine, and New York City legend-in-the-making Mel Ottenberg and writer, director of the Gladstone Gallery, and co-host of the podcast The C Word with Lena Dunham, Alissa Bennett! We lounge around in Mel's ultrafabulous apartment right before the Oscars to discuss death, glamour, and rap sheets, along with topics as varied and psychically harrowing as haunted botany, possessed rats, 1970s design, Jim Walrod, IF Boutique Soho, Kenny Kenny, Candy Charms, Voluma Galore, Astro Erle, lip injections, dying alone, scary dolls, Sculptra, Alissa's late '90s modeling career, i-D magazine, Hussein Chalayan, dangerous beauties, bad actresses, Blake Lively, Judy Garland, Janis Joplin, Jackie Jorpjump, gossip, gangbangs, J.Lo's halftime show, O.J.'s bronco chase, Sante Kimes, Vanity Fair, Dominick Dunne, glamour grifters, our own personal arrest records, Renee Zellweger's Oscar dresses, Jennifer Lopez's acting career, Rosie Perez on the witness stand, Harvey Weinstein's trial, and so much gossip between the lines we had to make this two episodes! Head over to patreon.com/notreally for Part 2, our very first MURDER SPECIAL you won't want to miss.

49. "Not Really Sorry" Feb 02, 2020

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Patrik gives a perfect apology to a presidential candidate he feuded with on Twitter before we deep dive into the nefarious and suspiciously automated BTS army, discuss the K-Pop boy-band matriculation camp model, talk sleeping through the Grammys, question big tech's arbitrary deplatforming practices, we dive into the "mail bag" to address our bad review, Paul rates the new generation of Drag Race contestants and clocks the spook in the geesh, we jump back into Grammys fashion, and Paul shares his horror story of the Barneys closing sale. We then wonder about a future where society and culture stop relying on Instagram for all sales, commerce, trends, portfolios, job opportunities, legacies, and aesthetics, recite Paul Schrader's amazing review of the Taylor Swift documentary, and Patrik finally coins the perfect hashtag: #NonGirlMagic. Subscribe to Not Really on Patreon for more episodes at http://www.patreon.com/notreally !

48. Bunny Bros PART 2 w/ Amber A'Lee Frost & The Lady Bunny (Part 1 on Patreon.com/notreally) Jan 23, 2020

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The guys are joined by Chapo Trap House's Amber A'Lee Frost and legendary drag superstar The Lady Bunny! Listen as they hole up in a luxury hotel suite on Central Park South to discuss American political corruption, Pamela Anderson, the dems' conspiracy against Bernie Sanders, political awakenings, social media, surviving the AIDS crisis, Fox News afterparties, Wigstock, old drag versus new drag, and Bunny's decades-long career serving as the unofficial face (and wig) of New York City while sticking to the seditious underground ethos that drew her to the drag scene to begin with. Check out The Lady Bunny in the HBO documentary Wig, and for more of Amber, support Chapo Trap House at http://www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse! Special thanks to Anna & Dasha for making this happen!

47. Not Really Hustled Jan 18, 2020

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On a very serious, politically-charged episode, we explore the human rights crisis of Jennifer Lopez being snubbed by the Academy Awards. Did she deserve to be nominated? We also explore Elizabeth Warren's lowlife smear of Bernie Sanders, the migraine-inducing Netflix reality series "The Circle," the topsy turvy reality denying RuPaul series AJ and the Queen, the wigs at COMME des GARÇONS, Paris Fashion Week highlights and "highlights," Vince Vaughn's brush with Donald Trump, Amelia Bedelia, listener comments, and a sneak peak of our next Patreon which will have your wig spinning.

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46. But Actually 2020 *TEASER* Full Episode on Patreon.com/NotReally Jan 10, 2020

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It's officially ELECTION YEAR so we brought back political animal Steven Phillips-Horst to give us the lay of the land. We discuss Iran's missile "accident," World War 3, the Iowa caucuses, Mayor Pete's military background, Chasten's casting process, gay dating apps, Cameron Diaz's legacy, how to fight dirty in battleground states, Yang's tech bro problemo, blue checkmarks, emoji armies, Gina Carano (why?), Soderbergh actresses (why not?) MEGXIT, the allure of capitalism over nobility, Grimes's pregnancy, and why Bernie is the candidate, the only candidate, why he will win, and how to help.

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45. Not Really Nominated Jan 07, 2020

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New Years Resolutions, Golden Globes, Beyoncé experiences, celebrity grudges, World War 3, Billy Porter, Gay Crises, Ricky Gervais, Laura Dern, J. Lo, the death of fashion, award season, John Stamos, hair gel, whatever...Shut up. Fuck you. We don't even want to be here.

44. Not Really Red Scare Part 2 *TEASER* Full Episode on Patreon.com/NotReally Jan 02, 2020

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Welcome to Part Two of the crossover podcast of the decade, and it's only January 1st! For Part One, head over to Red Scare's Patreon page at patreon.com/redscare.

Anna Khachiyan and Dasha Nekrasova of Red Scare join Patrik and Paul to discuss furry fetishes, when fans become stalkers, Ghislaine Maxwell's imminent re-emergence, anal sex across the gender divide, Sue Lyon's death, Little Women, men who love Little Women (like Jeffrey Epstein), neofeminist marketing fails, girlboss narratives gone haywire, Karla Homolka, and serial killers before launching into Paul's reception to Uncut Gems and a sprawling discussion on the movie's merits, marketing, and behind-the-scenes gossip. Paul shares his own diamond district heist tales and we close out talking about Prince Andrew, the British royal family, and where to get the best designer knockoffs so you can spend all your money flying business class. All aboard the Lolita Express!

PART 1

http://www.patreon.com/redscare

PART 2

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Happy New Year!

43. Not Really Red Scare *TEASER* Full episode on Patreon.com/RedScare Jan 01, 2020

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For part one of the podcast crossover of the decade, Dasha Nekrasova and Anna Khachiyan of Red Scare welcome the guys to discuss Obama's year-end list, Bret Stephens' Jewish question, and the new Netflix doc on kitten-killer Luka Magnotta.

Part 1 is available at http://www.patreon.com/redscare

Part 2 coming soon to http://www.patreon.com/notreally

Happy New Year!

42. But Actually the 2010s *PATREON UNLOCKED* Dec 26, 2019

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WELCOME TO THE TWENTYTEENS IN JUST UNDER 2 HOURS! It's the end of the decade so we decide to go deep (way too deep) into the subjects, scandals, songs, and situations that defined the 2010s. FaceTime, Fame Monsters, Amanda Bynes, Streetwear, Rihanna, "Representation," Real Housewives, RuPaul, SALEM, Bernie Sanders, Lana Del Rey, Vox Lux, Blog House, Haus of Gaga, Fade To Mind, DIS Magazine, Fitch/Trecartin, Telfar, the Trump Impeachment, Arca, Pink Friday, Physical Therapy, Elite Gymnastics, Art Raves, Beyoncé, Hypebeast, Hood By Air, the Sony Hack, Lauren Devine, Caitlyn Jenner, Face Swap, Chat Roulette, Spotify, Scorsese, Sky Ferreira, Scary Island, the best movies of the past ten years, and all the parties we care to remember.

See you in 2020, no Barbara.

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